I become an emperor from a dream

Chapter 144 Wu Zetian and Tifa
"Oh, Qin Shihuang's move is really cruel."

Qin Tian slowly turned off the instant messaging video, not wanting to watch the plasma film anymore.

Ai Li smiled and reminded: "Qin Tian, ​​don't worry, Qin Shihuang's expansion will become more difficult as it goes on, and it won't always be so smooth.

However, this time, Qin Shihuang ran thousands of miles away for the first expansion, and his ambitions were too great. It is estimated that he has already touched the head of the leader in the Middle East Asia region of the dream world, ha ha. "

"Leader of a group?

Ai Li, you mean the Qing court? "

"That's right, the Qing court's ability to become the number one force in East Asia was not only due to the recognition of living people in the real world and the popularity of Qing palace dramas, but also related to the Qing court's domineering and barbaric style.

As long as the Qing government has the ability, they will never allow other forces to appear within their sphere of influence.

Since more than ten years ago, the war among other forces in the dream world of East Asia has almost ceased, and all forces are pointing their fingers at the ever-expanding and domineering Qing court forces.

This time Qin Shihuang expanded while devouring the real world, doubling his power, and expanding so much at one time, the Qing court's forces would definitely jump in a hurry. Next, it depends on whether Qin Shihuang can repel the invasion of the Qing court's forces. "

Qin Tian stared blankly at Ai Li, and suddenly asked, "How long have you been born?"

Ai Li pouted angrily, and said in dissatisfaction: "I told you a long time ago, I was a merchant clone that was created when you became a player and got the first dream soul coin, how old do you think I am? "

"But, you know too much, you don't look like a 'new baby' at all."

"My merchant avatar will be given the necessary knowledge and personality cognition as soon as it is born. My body will not allow an ignorant and stupid merchant avatar to serve the player. It will only create a reckless little bitch!"

Qin Tian moved his eyes slightly, thinking:
"You're not far from sticking to me now..."

Of course, Qin Tian would never say such words.

Now, not only does Aili not charge for information fees, but as long as it doesn't go against Aili's wishes, she doesn't even charge for sleeping with her!
In Aili's words, Qin Tian has already stepped onto the threshold of the path of lust. It is also good for Aili to practice dual cultivation with a player like Qin Tian for the first time.

Using Ai Li's logic to explain it, she has paid too much for this, and there must be benefits!
Normally, both parties enjoy pleasure, but in some novel ways, the woman often feels more pain than pleasure. Of course, there are exceptions for women who have a broken heart and like to pursue extreme excitement...

Ai Li's characterization is a normal woman, not a perverted woman, so naturally she won't have that kind of obsession.

Seeing Qin Tian's silence, Ai Li asked with a smile, "What's the matter?

Want to send someone to help your good ally Qin Shihuang? "

Qin Tian smiled wryly and shook his head: "You really think highly of me, do you think I am qualified to join the competition of the first-class forces in East Asia?
Now I don't even have the confidence to attack a real native city. "

Ai Li nodded seriously with a small face and replied: "That's right, although your current power is very strong among the players, and you even have the capital to barely confront those self-righteous player organizations, but in front of the first-class indigenous forces in the dream world, it is true. Weaker.

In terms of the quantity and quality of troops alone, you cannot be an opponent of first-class forces. "

Qin Tian rolled his eyes and asked tentatively: "Aili, do you think my current military strength can bully the Song Dynasty?
Both the Northern and Southern Song dynasties are fine! "

"Qin Tian, ​​first of all, I want to correct some mistakes in your perception.

In the dream world, there is only one Great Song Dynasty, and there is no distinction between the Northern Song Dynasty and the Southern Song Dynasty. The Northern Song Dynasty and the Southern Song Dynasty in your living eyes are just the names of the Great Song Dynasty arranged by historians for the convenience of distinguishing different eras.

In the eyes of Song people, there is only one Song Dynasty, and even the surname of the royal family has not changed. How can it be regarded as a country?

In the same way, there is only one Han Dynasty and one Tang Dynasty in the dream world, and Wu Zetian is also included in the power of the Tang Dynasty, but it is relatively independent and has a delicate relationship with the ruler of the Tang Dynasty. "

"What kind of subtle method?"

Qin Tian's eyes burst into blazing fire of gossip. As the only female Wu Zetian who proclaimed herself emperor in a unified dynasty in history, her popularity in the real world is quite high, especially for those boxers!

You know, Wu Zetian did many things that boxers dared to think about but were unable to put into practice!
For example, treating men like pigs and dogs...

Wu Zetian truly realized her dream of treating a man as a harem!
This is the slogan shouted by so many boxers!
Don't think that the polyandry system on the Internet is a funny joke, this is the "pastoral life" that some boxers yearn for.

There are even subdivisions for this, such as a boyfriend as a driver, a boyfriend who goes shopping with him, a boyfriend who is responsible for dealing with emotional problems, a man who is proficient in a woman's heart can make himself happy, and a boyfriend who is an official husband for outsiders to let his image Not too bad...

Of course, this kind of division is relatively rational and conservative. What's more, it completely violates logical common sense and directly opens up the boyfriend's harem to more than double digits!

Don't get me wrong, for a boxer, there are actually very few boyfriends who really need to sleep, and most of them are just "spare tires".

Holding hands is disgusting, let alone further development!

This is not empty talk. In fact, there are quite a few beauties with good looks and ambitions who have already started raising their own spare tire fish ponds, and they are doing well. They don’t have to pay for themselves every time they go out, and they can feel the difference. atmosphere.

The most important thing is that each spare tire thinks that the other one is a clean and self-possessed goddess, stupidly taking the dog-licking attribute to the extreme...

As long as the acting skills are deep enough, you can clearly play how many spare tire licking dogs.

When I get older, tired from playing, or meet the one in my life, I will finally give the spare tire lickers a critical blow and enjoy the spiritual pleasure of getting rid of the spare tire.

This will make the goddesses think that they are superior, and those men with spare tires are only worthy of licking their own high heels.

Whether she can lick it depends on her mood!
Of course, men also have this type, but the goals of male Neptune are very clear, just to pursue carnal desires, and rarely play with women's hearts.

Even many Neptunes with integrity will make it clear that everyone is an adult before breaking up, telling each other that they are not just asking for it, your bags and various holiday gifts, and even all kinds of things that go out to play. Expenses are the price for sleeping with you.

Break up, the scumbag doesn't owe you anything!

Compared with this serious Neptune scumbag, those goddesses are the real one-sided grabs.

Poor spare tire licking dogs, not only failed to sleep with the goddess in the end, but also lost a lot of money...

If you are lucky, you will get a good person card in the end. If you are unlucky, if you meet that kind of goddess with a bad personality, you will directly stage what is called a face-slapping breakup.

That is to say, it is useless to berate the spare tire licking the dog first, and then put your excellent real man in front of you, trample on his dignity, and then look up and go away, without mentioning how much you have spent licking the spare tire. Money matters...

Of course, if such a bad-tempered goddess encounters that kind of grumpy dog-licking spare tire, her life would be in danger...

Therefore, most goddesses still prefer the model of a peaceful breakup, quietly taking advantage of the advantage, and then kicking the other party away silently, which is safe and safe.

This is not a special case. How did so many lovelorn men and women come to be in the society?

Most of them were left over by Neptune's scumbags and goddesses.

Don't think that Neptune's scumbag and the goddess will end up with lovers. Except for the goddess who doesn't care about chastity, as long as the goddesses smell the same kind of scumbag, they will immediately avoid it.

The plot of killing each other between high ranks will only appear in soap operas to provide entertainment for the audience.

In reality, high-ranking scumbags and goddesses tend to choose those cute little guys who are easy to get their hands on just to be on the safe side. The cuter and stupider the better!
After all, it is easy to get started, which means low initial investment costs, high subsequent income, and even long-term development, which can be enjoyed without telling the other party.

What's more, many girls who were teased by scumbags, or spare tires who were raised by goddesses, were kept in the dark until their beloved spouse got married.

Such people who have been hit by dimensionality reduction are pitiful, but it is a pity that the real society lacks poor people.

The most interesting thing is that for the sake of social stability, the national government never introduces bills related to emotional protection.

In other words, no matter how many pure-hearted young people the scumbag Neptune and the goddesses have harmed, they will not be punished in any way.

Therefore, the truly cruel thing in society is actually emotional training, and there is no place to go to court if you lose...

Keeping one's eyes open and putting an end to scumbags and scumbags is what a decent person should do.

In contrast, those rich second-generation and male celebrities who play more games and pay back the money are simply the conscience of the industry!
This is how both parties get what they need, which is better than deceiving feelings and money.

Ai Li blinked her big eyes, instantly understood Qin Tian's desire to gossip, and said without hiding anything:

"Wu Zetian herself does not admit that she is a member of the Great Tang forces, and has been controlling her Xiao Zhou forces to roam around the fringes of the Great Tang forces.

Originally, such traitors in the Tang Dynasty should have been suppressed by the Tang forces, but the strange thing is that Wu Zetian has never had any conflicts with the Tang forces, and often sleeps with Tang Taizong Li Shimin!

You know, for those masters of power, double cultivation of men and women is completely unnecessary, but Li Shimin actually has feelings for Wu Zetian, and every time the two of them double cultivate, they will create earth-shattering signs, and the holy light can spread all over the surrounding mathematics The land is unscented..."

The corners of Qin Tian's mouth twitched slightly, and he didn't know where to spit out the trough in his heart.

"Since this is the case, will Wu Zetian advance and retreat with Tang Jun?"

"How is it possible? Wu Zetian's army is already very good if it does not hold back the Tang army.

To put it simply, Wu Zetian's body belongs to Li Shimin, but her mind belongs to her own power. After the dual cultivation, Wu Zetian and Li Shimin drew a clear line and returned to their respective homes without interfering with each other.

I guess, if it weren't for the undisguised relationship between Wu Zetian and Li Shimin, the two sides would have started fighting long ago. "

"Why would Wu Zetian do this?"

Qin Tian, ​​who was full of logical confusion, couldn't help asking.

"I don't know, anything can happen in the dream world, maybe the rules of the dream world require Wu Zetian to be raped by Li Shimin.

Or what benefits can the double cultivation of both parties really gain.

Anyway, Wu Zetian and Li Shimin don’t practice double cultivation very often. Once Wu Zetian’s army or the Tang army suffered heavy losses, Wu Zetian and Li Shimin would double cultivate frequently. The most terrifying time was that both sides practiced double cultivation every day
Is there any miraculous effect after drinking it? "

Ai Li rolled her eyes speechlessly, and asked back, "Why do you have such an idea?"

"Isn't this normal thinking logic?
, forcefully created a white river flowing in the dream world..."

"Beauty, beauty and beauty?!"

Ai Li's voice suddenly rose, and a rare expression of surprise and inexplicable expression appeared on her face.

"Qin Tian, ​​is your mind filled with lust?

How could it have the effect of beauty and beauty!

But you guessed one thing right, that white river is indeed useful. After being swallowed by a passing female player, he instantly stepped onto the threshold of the Avenue of Lust and gained the profound power of the Avenue of Lust! "

"Swallowed by a female player?
Why is she swallowing it?
Is that good to drink? "

"I don't know why you human female players swallow it, but there are indeed benefits. Later, that female player seems to have become a certain boss-level existence in your human player organization.

Damn, I actually forgot her name!

Oh, I remembered, that big guy's name is Tifa! "

(End of this chapter)