maid war

Chapter 269 The most dangerous person
The spring water and the goddess of peace, the priesthood involves defense, healing, and recovery, and the church's special occupations are [Life Diva] and [Peace Fighter]—both of which are rated as "battlefield shit sticks" by players!
[The Life Diva] is commonly known as the "MLM Diva" and is good at pyramid schemes and abducting young ladies (players).Specializing in mind control skills such as [Song of Peace] and [Calling Life], and all of these mind control skills are "group gain" BUF, which not only ignores various resistances, but will also be forcibly judged as "friendly forces" by the system.

[Peace Warrior] Commonly known as "Shaking M Warrior", it is a variant of the monk. The professional characteristic is that it can convert injuries and pains into healing effects for itself. Has extremely high resistance.

Among all the professions, [Peace Fighter] may not be the toughest, nor the one with the most blood, but it is definitely the fleshiest and hardest to kill!

When several holy fighters... Ah, no, it is the "Peace Warrior" who protects a MLM singer to stand in the middle of the battlefield... Green doesn't know how the aborigines are feeling, but the player's mood is definitely like (beep—— ) got the dog!
"Remember! Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely don't join the Adassis Order! No matter how nice and simple they say, don't join!" Green urged.

If there is a believer in the goddess of peace in his team, Green will definitely kick her out of the team without saying a word!This game can still be played without killing monsters and leveling up! ?
"Okay, master."

Sylvana looked at Green strangely, as if she didn't understand why Green was so nervous.But out of her trust in Green, she nodded obediently: "Okay, I understand. In short, just don't join the Adasis Order, right?"

"Yeah." Green paused, "By the way, the hot spring here is good. There is an open-air hot spring behind this hotel, you can go and enjoy it."

"Hot springs..." Sylvana's eyes lit up, "Indeed, it would be a pity not to go to the hot springs after coming to the city of water. Aliya, let's go to the hot springs together~"

"Hot spring? What is hot spring?" Aliya looked at her mother curiously.

"It's a bit like a bathhouse. It's very comfortable~"

"Bathroom? Take a bath?" Aliya shrank her body back, "Ai, Aliya doesn't want to take a bath." The bloodline characteristics of the red dragon made Aliya hate water, and she would feel uncomfortable when she touched it.

"No!" Sylvana grabbed Aliya, "You haven't showered for a long time! You must take advantage of this time to wash well."

"Don't! Don't!" Aliya said with a sad face.

However, Sylvana completely ignored Aliya's objection, directly grabbed the little girl, turned to Green and said, "Green, we will go first."

"Well, let's go." Green paused, "I'll go later."

The mother and daughter Vader and the slave girl Sarai quickly left, and only Green and Saquia were left in the room.

"Shaqiya, please help me prepare a change of clothes, we will also go to the hot spring later."

"Okay, master."

Shaskia began to help Greene take out the underwear he needed to change from his luggage, while Greene took out his staff and started practicing spells.

There are several types of hot springs in the city of water.Some of them lose weight, gain weight, heal injuries and restore life, and even restore spirit and magic power!And the hot spring of this hotel chosen by Green is the type that restores the spirit and magic power.

Of course, the magic power recovery speed gained from soaking in hot springs is definitely not as fast as taking drugs, but it is not much worse than meditation. More importantly, magic hot springs can be superimposed with the mana recovery effect of meditation!
After practicing spells a few times and consuming almost half of the mana, Green brought Saskia to the hot spring.

Surrounded by wooden walls, a stone-built hot pool was emitting mist. A young man with yellow hair was sitting in the hot spring with a serious face, staring at the gate of the hot spring.

Sudden!The door of the hot spring was opened with a "Hula".

coming!The yellow-haired boy opened his eyes wide with excitement, staring closely behind the smoke, waiting for someone to come in from the door.

"Mona~"

"Mona~Mona~"

"Mona~Mona~Mona~"

……

Under the stunned eyes of the yellow-haired boy, a group of white creatures like rabbits walked into the hot spring, then walked to the sink, and began to take a bath.

"What are these things!?" The yellow-haired boy was dumbfounded, "Did I see a ghost?"

At this moment, the yellow-haired boy suddenly discovered that there seemed to be someone else outside the door!

Oh?
The expression of the yellow-haired boy became serious again in an instant, and he stared closely at the entrance of the hot spring.

Then the yellow-haired boy saw a boy walking in with a bathtub in his arms...

"Ah~ It's a man again." A hint of disappointment appeared on the yellow-haired boy's face, "It's obviously a mixed bath, why are the people here either men or some mysterious creatures?"

The yellow-haired boy looked at the Monas who were bathing in the sink with a sad expression.

Maybe there are women among those white creatures, but... there is a use for it!The beautiful big sister I want to see!cute little girl!It's not this kind of creature that can't see the human form at all!

The yellow-haired boy was in a very sad mood.

After Green walked into the hot spring, he glanced at the yellow-haired boy sitting in the pool, then walked to the sink beside him and began to take a bath.

"Master, let me rub your back for you."

"Well, please." Green handed a bath soap and towel to Saskia behind him.

At this moment, the yellow-haired boy in the hot spring seemed to suddenly feel something!
sky!Why didn't I notice there was a maid here just now? ?

A trace of doubt flashed across the face of the yellow-haired boy.It was a black-haired girl with a mysterious and noble temperament. The maid outfit she wore was not only very beautiful, but also did not affect her noble temperament at all.

"Hey, that maid lady over there." The yellow-haired boy suddenly said.

"Huh?" Green turned his head strangely and looked at the yellow-haired boy.

"This is a hot spring. Taking off your clothes is the most basic etiquette!" The yellow-haired boy said seriously with a serious expression.

Green: "..."

Ah...how to put it.This is really youthful...

Green turned his head, ignored the yellow-haired boy, picked up the soap, and prepared to wash his body.

"Mona~" A Mona ran to Green, holding a silk scarf that was huge for it, and seemed to want to help Green take a bath.

Green lowered his head and looked at Mona: "Don't worry about me, go take a shower yourself."

"Mona..." Mona left in a depressed mood.

Seeing that Mona seemed a little depressed, Green thought for a while: "Mona, remember to wash yourselves clean. If anyone is still dirty, I will stuff him into my pocket."

Hearing Green's words, all Mona straightened up and saluted!
"Mona!"

It's not a pleasant thing to be stuffed into a familiar's pocket.After all, Mona's intelligence attributes are not low, and they are not instinctive like ordinary summoned creatures, so they don't like the feeling of being stuffed into their pockets.

After Green took a bath, he walked into the hot spring.

Saqiya knelt behind Green, and her sense of presence decreased again.

The Monas also jumped into the hot spring one after another after taking a bath, using the hot spring as a swimming pool and playing happily in the hot spring.

"Mona!"

"Mona~"

"Mona Mona~~"

……

The Monas are having fun in the hot spring.

The yellow-haired boy ignored the noisy Monas in the hot spring, opened his eyes wide, and looked behind Green hard.

Huh! ?Where was the maid just now?Why is the maid missing! ?Could it be that she left?Leave... Wait, did she go to the dressing room to undress?
The yellow-haired boy looked towards the door of the hot spring with a serious expression.

Sudden!The hot spring door opens...

oh! ! !Big sister with no clothes on!The yellow-haired boy opened his eyes wide, and then... a muscular man walked in.

The yellow-haired boy bumped his head into the water, feeling uncomfortable all over his body.

"The hot spring here can restore spirit and magic power..." The muscular man who just came in glanced at the yellow-haired boy, Green and Mona in the hot spring.

"Wow! ~What a cute creature~" Suddenly, a female voice came from behind the muscular man.

A woman's voice! ?The yellow-haired boy raised his head excitedly!
Soon, a woman wrapped in a towel came out from behind the muscular man.

It was a mature woman full of holiness and motherhood, with a very rare short pink hair and pointed ears unique to half-elfs. Even though she was covered with a towel, she couldn't hide her curvy and graceful figure at all.

Wow!What a beauty!The yellow-haired boy's expression became very serious and serious!Like a research scholar thinking about philosophy.

"Hey, now~ Boy, did you summon these little guys?" The woman said to Green with an innocent smile on her face.

However, facing the woman's enthusiastic smile, Green only had wariness on his face!

hell!I haven't violated the order here, and I haven't done anything to disturb the order. Why would there be a singer of life coming to me?
Players are fearless, even the gods are just slightly higher-level bosses in the eyes of players, as long as there is enough cannon fodder and the level is high enough, they can still be defeated!But there is a group of people who are as terrifying as natural enemies in the eyes of players!
That is the "Multiple Marketing Diva" of the Adasis Church.

Because of the belief factor, no matter what the players do, the MLM divas will not attack the players, so the players cannot attack them, but those MLM divas can "MLM" the players!
If the player fails the will test, the result is that he will be tricked into becoming a saint... Ah, no, he will become a peace fighter, and from then on he will embark on a fucking life of "a brave man must protect the goddess".

To be honest, the [Peace Warrior] profession itself is quite strong. Even with the two cheating states of "cannot kill" and "must come forward to stop when you see a battle", it cannot conceal its strong survivability. It stands to reason It's actually a pretty good job.but……

Once you enter the MLM sect, once you join the MLM sect...ah, no, it is the Adasis sect, you will receive all kinds of strange "compulsory tasks" every day, and you will often lose control of your character , Most of the income is also handed over to the organization, and I have to accompany the MLM singer from time to time... Ah no, it is the life singer who goes out to die.The most damning thing is, if your own pyramid scheme goes online... Ahh!But if the songstress of his own life dies, his extraordinary professional level will be forcibly cleared, and there will be an extra [self-blame] DEBUF.

Is there a more deceitful pyramid scheme in the world than this one? ?
Nothing!Absolutely no!Even devils and demons have more conscience than them!

The most nonsensical thing is that no matter the good or the evil camp, it is said that the members of this cheating organization are a group of "kind/stupid/innocent/fools like the Virgin", "they laugh like children"...

Holy mother, your sister!My kid, your sister!Idiot and naive, your sister!People in the Io world, you are blind! ?The leaders of this organization are a group of mind flayers (Note 1) wearing the skin of the "Madonna"!What's even more outrageous is that the mind flayers can only eat the brains of living things at most, but these "Madonnas" eat people with their skins, and they don't spit out the bones!

In the eyes of the aborigines, MLM singers are a group of "stupid white sweets", but in the eyes of players, MLM singers are all mobile natural disasters!If you meet a MLM singer in the novice period... just delete the account.

Green couldn't help but take a look at his attributes.Green's perception is as high as 25, his intelligence attribute is as high as 28, and he wears a ring on his hand that stabilizes his powerful mechanized mind.Such attributes and equipment are basically enough for Green to be exempted from the MLM diva.

Thinking of this, Green was no longer so nervous.

"Yes, these are my summoned creatures." Green looked up and down at the woman in front of him.

I have to admit that the appearance of the MLM singer in front of me is definitely considered a beauty in the eyes of human beings.Healthy and straight breasts, Miaoman's curves, are not inferior even to Succubus, and her angelic appearance and shining holy smile on her face are enough to make anyone have a good impression of her, and even bow down directly Not necessarily under her pomegranate skirt.

Tsk!Scheming bitch!I don't know how many innocent nerds were deceived by the innocent appearance of the singer, and then stepped into the bottomless abyss of "protecting the goddess". Some players even fell in love with these scheming bitches.

Of course, Green would never make such a mistake.

With an innocent smile, the scheming bitch said to Green: "They look so cute. Hey, can I hug them?"

Green twisted his head, and suddenly stood up from the hot spring: "I've already soaked, so take your time."

After speaking, Green put on a scarf and went outside.

"Mona!~" Seeing Green leave, Mona and the others quickly ran out of the hot spring and followed Green out.

The woman looked at Green as he left and smiled, seemingly not caring about Green's impolite behavior: "What an interesting person."

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Note 1: The mind flayer is a very ferocious creature that feeds on the brains of living things. It is good at controlling the opponent's thoughts with psychic power, or using mind blast.

　Two chapters in one~ Thanks to the book friends: "Dongfang Duoduojiang", "joojryr", "The Black Cat That Attacked at Night", "Loss of Temperature", "Shang Wuyang", "Heaven and Death Lord", "Submersible Mothership" Whale", "the machine crashes when you turn it on" as a reward.

　　
　
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