maid war

Chapter 276 The Scientific Madman of Lisbon
"Professor Murdoch!" Green said through gritted teeth, "This is the bathroom!"

The middle-aged uncle looked at Green with a puzzled expression: "Well, what then?"

Green took a deep breath and suppressed the anger in his heart: "Don't you think your behavior is very rude!? Not to mention there is a lady in the bathroom!"

The middle-aged uncle thought for a while: "Master Green, your language is full of logical errors. 'Disrespectful' has two meanings, one means 'feeling poor hospitality and apologizes to the other party', and the other means 'violating Etiquette rules for people's interaction with people'. In the current environment, I am the guest, so the first meaning is obviously not in line with the environment; the second meaning is even more strange, I have not violated any etiquette rules for communication with people. "

Green took a deep breath, and then let out a deep breath: "...So in your eyes, is peeping on others taking a bath a very normal behavior?"

"Master Green, your language is full of logical errors. I am not peeping. I am aboveboard!"

"Can it be forgiven in a fair way!?" Green felt a little broken.

Professor Murkedo frowned and looked at Green: "Master Green, your thinking is now confused and your language is illogical. You need a [mechanized mind] to calm yourself down."

Green looked blankly at the middle-aged uncle in front of him, and made a move to the clothes not far away.

"Hand of the Mage!"

A ring in Green's clothes came into Green's hands.

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Mighty Mechanical Ring (rare)
Special Effects: Constant Greater Mechanized Mind (+6 on Will saves, immunity to mind-affecting spells, +3 on all Intelligence-related checks, -3 on Charisma-related checks.)
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After Green put the ring on, he calmed down instantly.

Recalling what happened before, Green suddenly reacted.Lisbon is an academic city, full of mages with a scientific madman character, and the one in front of me is obviously a scientific madman who only accepts reason and logic...

"I see..." Green rubbed his chin and raised his head calmly, "Well...Although I have known for a long time that there are many weirdos among the mages in Lisbon, there are not many people with weird personalities like you. "

Professor Murdoch frowned slightly: "Master Green, your language is full of logical errors. First of all, people's personalities are diverse, and there is no clear definition of what is a 'strange character'. In this case, Your language makes no sense."

Green's mouth twitched: "Professor Murdoch, you just made a serious mistake!"

Seeing Green's restored calmness, a smile appeared on the middle-aged man's face: "I remain skeptical about your words."

"According to local customs, women cannot expose more than 50% of their skin in front of men other than their relatives. If a woman's skin is more than 50% exposed, the man must avoid it, or give the woman a piece of clothing to let her Women’s skin exposure is reduced to less than 50%. Also, if a man behaves in such a way that he sees more than 50% of a woman’s skin, the man must apologize and quickly withdraw.”

Professor Murdoch frowned slightly: "This is really a strange custom."

Weird custom?It’s strange how good your brain is!

Hearing Professor Murdoch's words, Green's emotions almost broke through the [Mechanized Mind]'s emotional restrictions.

Green took a deep breath and forced himself to calm down: "No matter what you think, this is the custom."

"Well, things like customs really can't be logical." Professor Murdoch paused, as if thinking of something, "No wonder the emotions of the village chief and his wife were so emotional when I went to the village chief's house last time It would be so exciting.”

Ah?I seem to have heard something extraordinary.

Green couldn't help but think of the village chief's attitude before: "Professor Murdoch, what did you...do to the village chief?"

"I didn't do anything to him. When I went to him, he was having sex with his wife naked on the bed."

Green: "...for mating?"

"Yes, for mating."

"Why the word 'mating'?"

"You really asked a strange question. Because they were 'mating' at the time, the word 'mating' should naturally be used."

Green covered his face: "...Well, okay. In other words, the village chief and his wife were mating at that time, and you were chattering next to me like you are talking to me now?"

"Your statement is very loose. The word 'chatter' is a derogatory term. We are having a very ordinary social interaction."

Green looked at the middle-aged man in front of him with the eyes of a mentally handicapped child.

"Forget it, I can't ask too much for a mage with a charm value lower than 10..." Green sighed, with an expression of giving up the treatment, "Professor Murdoch, may I ask you to leave now?"

"why?"

"This is the bathroom!"

"and then?"

"According to local customs, if a woman's skin exposure is less than 50.00%..."

"But that lady's skin exposure is already below 50.00%." ​​The middle-aged uncle pointed to the maid beside Green.

At this time, Saskia was wrapped in a towel, squatting on the ground, staring at Professor Murdoch with a displeased face.Saskia held a broom in her hand, as if she was ready to draw her sword at any time.

Green glanced at Saskia, then turned to the middle-aged man and said, "Professor Murdoch, let me tell you another custom in our hometown. In our hometown, if a lady doesn't want to see a man , and the man has been by the side, refusing to leave, then the woman can attack the man, but the man can only dodge or run away, and cannot fight back."

Professor Murdoch was full of disbelief: "...Your custom is too unreasonable! I am free to go wherever I want!"

A sinister smile appeared on Green's face: "This is custom! You know, customs are sometimes unreasonable. As a girl, she has the right to punish those ignorant men!"

Professor Murdoch looked at Green in disbelief: "You mean it."

"As a mage specializing in prophecy, I think you should always have detection lies."

Professor Murdoch turned his head numbly and looked at Saskia: "Ma'am, can I stay here for a while? I have something to discuss with your master."

Professor Murkdo used the tongue skill, so Saskia could also understand his language, but Saskia obviously would not accept this request.

"Pervert! Die!" Shaqiya took the broom as a wooden sword and swung it out angrily!
A beam of sword energy flew out from the broom and turned into a beam of light...

"Boom!~"

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Recommend a book "Dead in the Night".A game novel of suspense and horror, the style is a bit like "Horror Paradise".I feel that this type of book is difficult to write, I hope he will not be a eunuch...

(End of this chapter)