maid war

Chapter 328 Halfling's Chicken Butt

Elves are elegant and polite, humans are proud and humble, orcs are wild and rough, and halflings are humorous...

As a player, Green knows exactly how to gain the favor of a group of aborigines.

Halflings are an easy race to deal with. As long as you are willing to play with them or tell them stories, you can easily gain their favor.

After Green let the golden dragon play with the halflings for a while, he easily gained their friendship. According to the game, Green triggered an "event" when he entered the Green Bottle Village.After successfully completing the event, Green's initial reputation with Green Bottle Village becomes "Friendly".

Not only that, Green also received warm hospitality from the halflings.

When Green paid a gold coin for the meal and travel expenses, the halflings decided to welcome Green with a banquet—these little guys always like to use various excuses to hold banquets.

Under the silvery moonlight, a bonfire was lit on the square in the village, and the little Lolita and the little Zhengtai were having a barbecue and banquet happily.

Halflings are notoriously cute in the game, each of them looks "cute" and has a childlike personality. In the eyes of the players, they are all legitimate ladies and lolitas.

"Huh? Master Green, where's your maid?" The old village head came over with a plate and looked around in confusion.

"It's right here." Green pointed behind him.

It was clear that Saskia was standing behind Green, but the old village head turned a blind eye to her.

Following Green's movements, the old village head seemed to have finally noticed Saskia: "It's really an enviable hidden ability."

Green chuckled.

"Master Green, come and try it. This is the most delicious delicacy in our village, the butt of a cockatrice!" The old village chief put two dinner plates on the table and pointed to one of the fist-sized chicken butts and said to Green. .

It was a golden chicken butt, about the size of a fist, pointed, and looked like a golden rice dumpling.

Green looked at the chicken butt in front of him expressionlessly.

"Master Green, eat it while it's hot. The chicken butt is the most delicious part of the cockatrice, and it's only delicious when it's just cooked! The burnt but not crispy, smooth but not greasy taste is really too Great! One bite, your mouth will be full of oil!" The halfling village head enthusiastically recommended to Green.

Halflings are the race that is best at growing food and cooking food in the Io world, and every halfling can be called a gourmet.

Although Green didn't want to eat the chicken butt at all, out of politeness, Green still took a bite.

"!!!"

An indescribable feeling erupted in the mouth!
It's like a bomb!
Crispy and delicious, with soft and creamy.It's hard to imagine that these two completely different tastes can appear in one food at the same time!
It's an indescribable feeling.

The delicious and crispy taste is like a bomb, with a powerful explosive power!And the soft and creamy follow-up deliciousness is like a glass of fine wine, which is endless aftertaste. Even after several minutes, Green can still feel that kind of happy satisfaction.

"It's so fucking delicious!" Green couldn't help but swear, "Oh my God! So the cockatrice's butt is so delicious!?"

"Hahaha! Isn't that right? Isn't that right!?" The halfling village head laughed, "If it wasn't because you were a guest, this chicken ass would have been snatched away by those little bastards long ago!"

"I remember there should be a lot of cockatrices in the forest nearby!?" Green thought his eyes might be green.

Oh my god!I have never eaten such delicious food in the game.The game helmet can't simulate such an explosive taste. If the player can enjoy this delicious taste, it is estimated that the cockatrice will be killed by the player.

Green felt a little regretful that he didn't take out the Internet magic mirror to take pictures just now.If I knew this stuff was so delicious, I should have photographed it and uploaded it just now!

"The cockatrice is still a magical beast, not so easy to catch. If you are not careful, you may even be bitten by it and be 'petrified'."

"Tsk!~ It's really not easy to catch." Green recalled the cunning character of those animals, and couldn't help smacking his mouth, "I'm not worried about 'petrification'. I can de-petrify." De-petrification is a state The six-ring spell just happened to be able to be used by Green.

"Huh? Can you undo petrification?"

"Yes." Green licked his fingers.

"That's great!" The old village chief jumped up. "The James family's Cora was bitten while hunting a cockatrice, and she is still petrified to this day. Can you help relieve it? "

"can."

Hearing Green's words, the old village head stood up excitedly, and shouted to the crowd not far away: "James! Mr. Mage said he can undo your wife's petrification!"

"What!?" A halfling with short brown hair quickly put down his wine glass and ran over.

"This is James, the best hunter in our village!" The old village chief introduced Green.

Green: "Hi. This is Green."

"Your Excellency, can you lift the petrification?" The halfling named James asked excitedly.

"Hmm. Yes." Green put down the dinner plate, "Take me to have a look."

"Please! Please follow me!" The halfling hurriedly took Green to his house.

Many halflings heard the conversation between Green and the others.So seeing Green leaving, several young halflings couldn't help but put down their food and followed quietly.

Under the leadership of the halfling, Green quickly came to a house disguised as a hill—it looked like a house dug out of a hole under a hill and transformed into a house.

Although the outside looks like a hole has been dug under the mound, the inside is wooden.The whole house is filled with a fresh and natural smell of logs and grass.

"Corra is in the kitchen." James led Green towards the kitchen.

Green bent slightly, lowered his head, and walked into the halfling's house.

Green looked around.

From the perspective of humans, the height of the house is a bit short, like a human house that has been reduced in size by half. You need to bend over to get in, and you will hit your head if you are not careful.Although the house is not big, it is very delicate, and the halfling's exquisite hands are very good at carpentry and decoration.

"The kitchen is here." The halfling's head poked out from a room on the left.

Green walked to the kitchen.

Halflings are the race that is best at growing food and cooking food in the Io world, and the kitchen is the most important place for halflings.Therefore, the halfling's kitchen is generally the room with the best light and ventilation in the house, and it is usually very close to the door, which is completely opposite to that of humans - the human kitchen is usually in the most remote backyard.

After walking a few steps, Green came to the kitchen.

The kitchen is very spacious. Although it is just an ordinary family's kitchen, its spaciousness is not inferior to the kitchens of those large restaurants.

And in the corner of the kitchen, a stone statue of a little loli is sitting on a cauldron, and there is a small pot in the arms of the little loli, and at the same time, there are many strange things on the face and body of the little loli Weird stuff - looks a bit like vegetable leaves and radish slices.

Green looked at the stone statue of Little Lolita, and blinked: "Are you using stone statues to dry kimchi?"

"Ah, I happened to be short of a stone for pressing pickles, so I took it to the kitchen to use it. Such a big stone, if it is not used, it is too wasteful."

Green: "..."

It makes sense and is very halfling.

The halfling James took out a bowl from the cabinet, took off the dried vegetables on Little Lolita's face, put them in the bowl, and then turned to Green and asked, "Mr. Mage, we need to move her outside." go?"

"No, it's fine like this." Green waved his hand, walked over, took out a piece of heather from his pocket, touched the little loli's head, and prepared to cast a spell.

"Petrification" is a pretty advanced curse.

The petrified person's physiological functions will completely stop and turn into stone. From a certain perspective, it is quite similar to the "frozen sleep" on the earth, and [Undo Petrification] is a six-ring spell.

Sixth-level spells are already quite high-level spells. There are very few mages who can use sixth-level spells, and even fewer master [removing petrification]. Therefore, the price of removing petrification medicines has always been high.If it weren't for the Lisbon Great Library behind him, Green might not be able to relieve this troublesome abnormal state.

After casting the spell briefly, the stone suddenly began to vibrate, and then the originally dusty stone quickly turned back into flesh at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Wow!" Little Loli tilted her body and almost fell down.

"Oh~ Cora!~" The halfling stepped forward excitedly, hugging little Lori.

Little Loli looked down at the pot in her arms, and then at the pot under her buttocks, her face was full of bewilderment, as if she still didn't understand what happened.

"Is this... what happened?" Little Loli seemed a little confused.

"Have you forgotten? You were bitten by a cockatrice and turned into petrification."

"Oh, from what you said, it seems to be true." Little Loli looked around, and slowly seemed to recall what happened before.

"By the way, this is Master Green, he saved you." The halfling James introduced to little Lori.

Little Lolita froze for a moment, and quickly thanked: "Thank you very much for your help."

"It's just a piece of cake." Green smiled gently, "Even if I don't help you remove it, the petrified state will be released naturally after the time is up."

"No. You really helped me a lot!" Little Lolita smiled slightly, then turned her head and hit the halfling James hard on the head with a hammer!
"boom!"

"Ah!~" James squatted down in pain, holding his head.

"Hey~ James!" Little Loli put her face next to him with a murderous look, "Don't use my mother to press pickles!"

At this moment, Green noticed the pot that Little Lolita was sitting on before.

That's not an ordinary pot, because there are some pickled pickles in the pot...

It seems that halflings are really good at cooking.

In order to thank Green for his help, the loli halfling lady gave Green a lot of pickles.

"Hmm~ As expected of a halfling's craftsmanship, these pickles taste really good~" Green walked out of James' house with pickles in his arms.

At this time, there is a domestic violence going on in James' home.

When Green just walked out of the room, he met several halfling children.

"Huh? What's the matter with you?" Green looked at the halfling at the door strangely.

Since the appearance of halflings doesn't change much before they enter old age, Green can't tell their age.

"Master Green, may we see that golden dragon again?" the halfling teenagers asked.

"Oh, although I really want to agree to your request, it is a very troublesome spell and requires the use of some precious materials, so I can only say sorry." Green declined.

"Is that so... what a pity."

The halfling teenagers showed regretful expressions on their faces.

But soon, another halfling girl said: "Hey, hey, Master Mage, can you tell us the story of your travels?"

"Storytelling...that's not my forte." Green touched his chin, "Well, by the way, is any of you good at magic?"

"Magic?" The halfling teenagers turned their heads at the same time, looking at a child with freckles in the team.

"Oh?" Green looked at the freckled boy, "What's your name?"

"I...my name is Rothko." The freckled boy stumbled and said, looking a little awkward.

Hearing the boy's name, Green's eyes lit up involuntarily!
Green glanced at the boy's attributes and found that he was indeed the person he was looking for.

Rothko Tealeaves, a halfling warlock.

Although he is still just an apprentice warlock, 20 years later, he will lead the halflings to resist the persecution of the Lakein kingdom, and finally establish a halfling kingdom.

Green beckoned to the boy: "Come here, kid."

The freckled boy hesitated, then walked over.

Green fumbled in his arms, then took out a new communication magic mirror and handed it to him.

"Come and try to inject magic power into this crystal."

Under Green's guidance, the boy quickly activated the magic mirror.

"This is..." The boy looked at the picture in the magic mirror with glowing eyes.He had never seen anything so miraculous.

"I'll teach you how to use this magic item." Green began to explain to the boy how to use the magic mirror.

As the magic mirror was activated, several other halfling teenagers could not help but gather around, looking at the picture in the magic mirror with glowing eyes.

Interesting comics, forums where people can chat with people from all over the world, Weibo full of legendary epics... A world that halfling teenagers have never touched is slowly unfolding before their eyes.

Especially when they saw the living conditions of those lofty dragons and queens in the magic mirror, they felt that they were no longer just humble farmers, but had entered the legend, standing with the protagonists of those legends. On the same stage!
This is the charm of online social platforms.

He narrowed the distance between mortals and legends, and gave ordinary people an illusion of being equal to great men.

　Thanks to the book friends: "Book Friends 080723180311608", "hentaiiiiiii", "Love Life, Love Shenwu", "The Day I Forgotten", "Qinglian Jianxiu" for their rewards.

　　
　
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