maid war

Chapter 33 Goblin Meat Dishes

It took a lot of time to bury the body, and when everything was done, the sun was almost setting.

Under the setting sun, the entrance to the Goblin's lair.

Green and his party used the firewood in the goblin's lair to build a bonfire. On the bonfire was an iron pot they found from the goblin. Some wild vegetables and minced meat were cooked in it. There was also a circle of barbecue around the bonfire. , six adventurers sat around the campfire, waiting for dinner.

"Are you really going to take the bones back to the client?" Green looked delicately at the pockets next to the two rookie adventurers.

In the pocket next to the pseudo-mother boy was his sister's body, which he said was going to be taken back to his hometown for burial.In the pocket next to the priest girl was a bunch of human bones left over from goblins, saying that she was going to take them back to her employer as proof of mission completion.Green can somewhat understand the behavior of the pseudo-mother boy, but regarding the latter, Green feels a little unreliable.

Hearing Green's question, Mitchell explained very seriously: "Our entrusted mission is to rescue the captured villager. Although we failed to rescue her, we must bring the mission certificate back." The adventurer finished The certificate must be brought back after the mission, but...

"Your task should be to save the villagers, right? You take the villagers' corpses back as proof, is it really okay?" The proof of completing the task of saving the villagers should be "living villagers", right?If you take the dead villagers back to hand in the task, won't they be beaten to death by the client?

Hearing Green's words, Mitchell was a little depressed: "Bringing the dead body back to his family is the only thing we can do."

Green: "... I hope the family of the deceased can understand your actions."

"Green, here." At this moment, Shaskia handed a bowl made of wood to Green.

"Oh! That's great! Fortunately, you're here~" Green took the bowl happily, "Now we can finally eat!"

Although an iron pot was found in the goblin's lair, there were no bowls and chopsticks for eating, so Green asked Sakia to help cut a wooden bowl.

There are many burrs on the bowl cut out with a knife, but it is a usable container after all.

Green cleaned the bowl a little, then scooped a bowl of soup from the pot, blew on it, and took a sip.

"Hmm~ I'm resurrected, I'm resurrected~" Since the time travel, this is the first time Green has had hot soup, and the water intake before is either wild fruit or rainwater.

Green finished drinking the hot soup, then washed the bowl with water, scooped up another bowl of hot soup and handed it to Shaqia: "You can have some too. I have already washed the bowl."

Shaskia took a deep look at Green and reached out to take the bowl.

"Senior Green, are you a nobleman?" Mitchell asked suddenly.

"Huh?" Green looked at Mitchell strangely, "Why do you say that?"

"Because you look very particular. Except for nobles, ordinary civilians are not so particular."

"Is that so?" Green raised his eyebrows, "No more gossiping, the barbecue is almost done." Green reached out and picked up a skewer next to the campfire.

Seeing the meat skewers in Green's hands, the faces of the newcomer adventurers instantly turned green: "Senior, do you really want to eat this?"

"Who let your luggage be snatched by goblins? If you can find enough food, I'd be happy to change it." Food for one or two people is enough, five people need to be raised from the forest It is not an easy task to find food, not to mention that there is a goblin lair here, and those green-skinned monsters have already eaten almost all the edible things nearby.

"But, these are goblin meat." The two new adventurers felt physically resistant to this.

"It's the meat of Goblin cubs!" Green corrected, "The meat of adult Goblins is smelly and needs to be marinated with special spices before it can be eaten, but Goblin cubs are not that serious. It smells bad. Hmm~ It’s indeed ripe. Let’s all eat it.”

After hearing Green's words, the goblin picked up a skewer of goblin barbecue, raised his mask, and bit down.

The two rookies couldn't help looking at Goblin Slayer.This was the first time Goblin Slayer showed his face in front of everyone.Under the mask of Goblin Slayer is a man who looks a bit vicissitudes, with rough skin and stubble all over his face, giving people a feeling of desolation.

Goblin Slayer chewed carefully for a while, then swallowed the roasted meat: "It has a strange smell, but it's bearable."

Seeing the two "senior adventurers" eating goblin meat without a care, the two newcomer adventurers felt an invisible pressure!

"That... I don't have an appetite." The pseudo-mother boy said, "I'll just eat some wild vegetables."

"You have to eat even if you don't have an appetite!" Goblin Slayer's voice was a little hoarse, giving off a sense of calmness, "As an adventurer, you must maintain sufficient physical strength at all times. Only when you are full can you have the strength to fight."

Goblin Slayer's words completely blocked the retreat of the two rookies.

Looking at the bitter faces of the two newcomers, Green couldn't help curling his lips: "Why are you so entangled? You obviously don't care at all when you eat cattle, sheep and rabbits. Why are you so resistant to eating goblin meat?"

"Because Goblins are intelligent creatures after all..." Michelle said.

"Don't talk about it." Green rolled his eyes involuntarily, "Dragon is still an intelligent creature. But your church often peels and eats the dragon's cramp, let alone the dragon meat. You even eat dragon blood and dragon bones. , dragon whip will not be spared!"

The two rookie adventurers had nothing to say.

Green picked up two meat skewers and stuffed them into the hands of the hypocrite and Mitchell: "Eat quickly. You are adventurers. If you are so delicate, you should give up being adventurers early!"

The pseudo-mother boy looked at the meat skewer in his hand, sighed, closed his eyes, and took a bite.

"Lovely Mother Earth, thank you for giving us life and food..." Mitchell held the barbecue and prayed to Mother Earth, then closed his eyes and stuffed the goblin meat into his mouth.

After stuffing the meat into their mouths, the expressions of the two rookies froze instantly!

"Pooh!"

"vomit!"

The two spit out the barbecue at the same time!
"Is this meat spoiled?" the pseudo-mother boy called out.

"No, that's what goblin meat tastes like." Green glared at the two of them, "Don't waste food! Eat it quickly!"

Goblin meat has a rotten smell, and the older the goblin, the stronger the smell. Although the smell of goblin cubs is not serious, it is not completely absent.The two newcomers didn't seem to be used to the smell.

The two newbies looked at each other, eating goblin meat with bitter faces.Although the taste wasn't too bad, it wasn't really delicious either. The faint smell of corruption made the two rookies feel extremely uncomfortable.

Green glanced at the two rookies, then picked up a previously prepared wild fruit, crushed it, and then spread the sour wild juice on the goblin barbecue—as a traveler from the "Empire of Foodies" , Green is very picky about food.

"There is a rotten smell in the goblin meat. The older the goblin, the stronger the smell. Although the smell of the goblin cubs is not serious, it is not completely absent, but the sourness of the wild fruit can completely cover up the smell. "Green said to Saskia in "earth language", and guided Saskia's cooking knowledge by the way.

Shaqiya clumsily followed Green's movements, crushed the wild fruit, spread the jam on the barbecue, and tasted it: "Woo~ so sour!"

Green: "The wild fruit is just for flavor, just a little bit, not too much."

After finishing the kebab in her hand, Sakiya picked up a kebab again and tried it.

Saskia's talent was all added to swordsmanship, and she didn't seem to have much talent in cooking, but under Green's guidance, she still slowly grasped the amount of smearing of wild fruits.

Green and Saskia happily ate the barbecue.

The two rookies looked at the expressions of Green and Saqia, and then at the wild fruit in their hands.Although the two could not understand the conversation between Green and Saskia, they also noticed something was wrong.

"That...Senior Green, why did you smear wild fruits on the meat?" Mitchell asked weakly.

A black-bellied smile appeared on Green's face: "Smear it with wild juice to cover up the rotten smell of goblin meat."

Hearing Green's words, the two rookies felt like ten thousand horses galloping past!Senior, why didn't you tell us before we ate it! ?Did you do it on purpose?It must be on purpose! ?
Mitchell: "Senior Green, can you give me a wild fruit?"

The pseudo-mother boy: "And me, I want it too!"

"As newcomers, you must learn how to survive in the wild!" Green showed a dark smile on his face, "Adventures are not camping, food shortages are common, and sometimes you even have to eat insects raw! Compared to those Things, goblin barbecue is much better, you have to get used to enduring this taste. So... come on!"

The two rookies looked at each other, staring at the barbecue in their hands.

Ignoring the bitter faces of the two rookies, Green turned to Goblin Slayer and said, "I still have some wild fruits here, do you want them?"

"Give me one."

Green threw a wild fruit over.

Goblin Slayer glanced at Green, followed Green's example, crushed the fruit, and then touched the juice onto the barbecue.

"Hmm...so that's the case." Goblin Slayer nodded in satisfaction, "I never knew that goblin meat could be eaten like this before."

Goblin Slayer devoured it, seemingly satisfied with the roast.

The two newcomers looked at Green and then at each other, they could only pick up the barbecue and tried hard to get used to the taste.

It's so unpalatable...

(End of this chapter)