maid war
Chapter 78 Failed Sales
Chapter 78 Failed Sales
Inside the Cross Star Bar.
Seeing the kid sitting across from him, Red Crow didn't know what expression he should use to face him.
As one of the external liaisons of the Thieves Guild, Red Crow has seen people buying information from him and entrusting tasks to him, but he has never encountered anyone selling products to him!And what they are promoting is still so weird... fake breasts?
Sure enough, the world is so big, is there any kind of people?
"...As long as this item is available, even a man can pretend to be a woman and sneak into the women's bathroom. For thieves, this is simply a product that crosses the age..." Green eloquently promoted to Red Crow.
"Little devil, we are the Thieves Guild here." Red Crow couldn't bear to interrupt the boy's words.
"That's right, that's why I'm promoting this product to you." Green nodded as a matter of course, "Professional counterparts can effectively improve the disguise effect. In the past, you men could only disguise yourself as a man. Now, as long as you have this product, A man can transform into a woman, and a woman can transform into a woman with a different figure!" Green looked at Red Crow's chest and paused, "For those who don't have breasts, this thing is more effective."
Red Crow looked at the samples on the table, then looked down at his flat chest, and his expression worsened.
Red Crow took a deep breath, suppressing the anger in his heart: "Little rascal, if you have other matters, please go back."
Green was very surprised: "Are you not interested in this product at all?"
"I don't think I need to say it a second time, right?" Red Crow's eyes flashed a dangerous light, and at the same time, his eyes were on Saskia who was standing behind Green, feeling as if he would strike if he disagreed.
"Okay." Green stood up dejectedly, packed up the goods, and planned to leave the tavern with Shaskia and Michelle.
What exactly went wrong?It is obviously a product that is very suitable for the thieves' union, but why is the other party not interested at all?Green felt very puzzled.
Just as Green was about to leave the tavern, the bartender behind the bar suddenly stopped Green: "Sir, please wait a moment. Can you sell me one of your items?"
"Oh?" Hearing that the business was coming, Green immediately regained his spirits, "A pair of Opie and two silver coins, thank you for your patronage!"
The bartender frowned, took out two silver coins, and handed them out.
Green: "Mitchell, deal."
"Oh, okay." Mitchell quickly took out a pair of fake breasts from the package on her back and handed them to the bartender.
"Sir, would you like to buy a few more for your companion?" Green enthusiastically sold, "As long as you have this thing, combined with makeup technology, you can completely distinguish the real one from the real one! Even if you take off your clothes, no one will be able to discover the truth."
"No, one is enough." The bartender showed off the guests.
The promotion was not good, and Green felt a little lost.How did that happen?Are these Thieves Union members not motivated at all?This thing matches the thief's camouflage technique very well, but why can't it be sold?
After Green and his group left, Red Crow walked to the bar and sat down: "What are you buying this for?"
The bartender held Oppai in his hand and kneaded it: "This thing is really good."
"Nighthawk, I really didn't expect you to like this kind of thing." Red Crow looked at the bartender with perverted eyes.
The bartender looked at Red Crow strangely: "This is indeed a good thing. Why are you so disgusted with it?"
"We are the thieves' union, not the perverted club!" Red Crow looked at the bartender with disgust.
The bartender was silent for a while: "Did you misunderstand something? This is a disguise prop, a disguise prop used to change the body shape, and it will be more effective if used with a face disguise tool. It is not used to satisfy some special hobbies."
"If it's not a pervert, why would you want to make up a woman?"
The bartender looked at Red Crow silently: "...Forget it, just do whatever you want."
Red Crow suddenly thought of something and frowned: "Wait, that's not right! How did that brat know that we know how to disguise ourselves? Not many people know about this kind of thing, right?"
For players, disguise is one of the basic abilities of thieves, and it is a well-known thieves skill, but it is not the case among the aborigines.
The vast majority of thieves are only agile. Whether it is fighting or stealing, they don't need to be taught by anyone. A few thieves can also master some lockpicking skills and mechanism techniques, but the disguise technique is different.
Disguise requires some special knowledge and special tools to perform. Unlike ordinary stealing and combat skills, which can be mastered slowly in actual combat, it must be studied and researched specifically. Therefore, not many people master Disguise. .Not only that, the vast majority of people who master the art of disguise will protect it as their own secrets, and no one will teach this skill easily. Even within the Thieves Guild of Kapur Port, only a few people have this ability. .
So the question is, why did that boy know that someone in this guild has mastered the disguise technique?
After hearing Red Crow's words, the bartender thought for a moment: "That may not be correct. Please carefully recall what the young man said. He seems to think that 'all' thieves know the art of disguise."
"Huh? All thieves know disguise? How is this possible..." Red Crow stopped in the middle of speaking, with a serious expression on his face, "Nighthawk, where did that brat come from?"
"That kid came here not long ago, so I investigated him. The information we have obtained so far shows that he escaped from the north, but now it seems that what we have obtained is only superficial information."
"Will he be an enemy?"
The bartender played with the Oupai in his hand and thought for a while: "Probably not. Maybe there will be opportunities to cooperate in the future."
"Oh. Then it doesn't matter, anyway, he is not my type." Red Crow stood up, as if he was too lazy to continue to pay attention to this matter.
"Red Crow."
"what?"
"I have to stay and keep an eye on the store while you go hand this thing over to 'Thousand Faces'." The bartender handed an Opie to Red Crow.
Red Crow frowned: "Are you sure?"
"Of course. This is indeed a great thing. If it can be successfully imitated, it may bring a great improvement to our disguise technique."
"Imitation? Are you planning to imitate this kind of thing?" Red Crow seemed a bit unacceptable.
Bartender: "Anyway, just take it and hand it over to 'Thousand Noodles'."
Green didn't hear what the bartender said, otherwise he would be so angry that he vomited blood.
These bastards don't plan to buy their own products, but plan to copy them! ?Why are these NPCs so treacherous!Why can't you be a little more simple?Why can't there be more sincerity between people?
My foodie empire's copycat technology is number one in the world!In the end, when I arrived in another world, I was reduced to the point of being copied by others. This is really (beep——) a dog!
Other traversers invent something and sell it for a good price. I made a new invention, but the first buyer I met was planning to buy it back and play a copycat?Why are the natives I met so treacherous!
Thanks to the book friends: lazy Yinglong, engraved tears, and rewards.
PS: Because "breast (harmonious) room" is a harmonious word, and the word "chest" only reminds people of pectoral muscles and cannot reflect the spherical three-dimensional effect, so "European" is used in some places in the article.
(End of this chapter)
Inside the Cross Star Bar.
Seeing the kid sitting across from him, Red Crow didn't know what expression he should use to face him.
As one of the external liaisons of the Thieves Guild, Red Crow has seen people buying information from him and entrusting tasks to him, but he has never encountered anyone selling products to him!And what they are promoting is still so weird... fake breasts?
Sure enough, the world is so big, is there any kind of people?
"...As long as this item is available, even a man can pretend to be a woman and sneak into the women's bathroom. For thieves, this is simply a product that crosses the age..." Green eloquently promoted to Red Crow.
"Little devil, we are the Thieves Guild here." Red Crow couldn't bear to interrupt the boy's words.
"That's right, that's why I'm promoting this product to you." Green nodded as a matter of course, "Professional counterparts can effectively improve the disguise effect. In the past, you men could only disguise yourself as a man. Now, as long as you have this product, A man can transform into a woman, and a woman can transform into a woman with a different figure!" Green looked at Red Crow's chest and paused, "For those who don't have breasts, this thing is more effective."
Red Crow looked at the samples on the table, then looked down at his flat chest, and his expression worsened.
Red Crow took a deep breath, suppressing the anger in his heart: "Little rascal, if you have other matters, please go back."
Green was very surprised: "Are you not interested in this product at all?"
"I don't think I need to say it a second time, right?" Red Crow's eyes flashed a dangerous light, and at the same time, his eyes were on Saskia who was standing behind Green, feeling as if he would strike if he disagreed.
"Okay." Green stood up dejectedly, packed up the goods, and planned to leave the tavern with Shaskia and Michelle.
What exactly went wrong?It is obviously a product that is very suitable for the thieves' union, but why is the other party not interested at all?Green felt very puzzled.
Just as Green was about to leave the tavern, the bartender behind the bar suddenly stopped Green: "Sir, please wait a moment. Can you sell me one of your items?"
"Oh?" Hearing that the business was coming, Green immediately regained his spirits, "A pair of Opie and two silver coins, thank you for your patronage!"
The bartender frowned, took out two silver coins, and handed them out.
Green: "Mitchell, deal."
"Oh, okay." Mitchell quickly took out a pair of fake breasts from the package on her back and handed them to the bartender.
"Sir, would you like to buy a few more for your companion?" Green enthusiastically sold, "As long as you have this thing, combined with makeup technology, you can completely distinguish the real one from the real one! Even if you take off your clothes, no one will be able to discover the truth."
"No, one is enough." The bartender showed off the guests.
The promotion was not good, and Green felt a little lost.How did that happen?Are these Thieves Union members not motivated at all?This thing matches the thief's camouflage technique very well, but why can't it be sold?
After Green and his group left, Red Crow walked to the bar and sat down: "What are you buying this for?"
The bartender held Oppai in his hand and kneaded it: "This thing is really good."
"Nighthawk, I really didn't expect you to like this kind of thing." Red Crow looked at the bartender with perverted eyes.
The bartender looked at Red Crow strangely: "This is indeed a good thing. Why are you so disgusted with it?"
"We are the thieves' union, not the perverted club!" Red Crow looked at the bartender with disgust.
The bartender was silent for a while: "Did you misunderstand something? This is a disguise prop, a disguise prop used to change the body shape, and it will be more effective if used with a face disguise tool. It is not used to satisfy some special hobbies."
"If it's not a pervert, why would you want to make up a woman?"
The bartender looked at Red Crow silently: "...Forget it, just do whatever you want."
Red Crow suddenly thought of something and frowned: "Wait, that's not right! How did that brat know that we know how to disguise ourselves? Not many people know about this kind of thing, right?"
For players, disguise is one of the basic abilities of thieves, and it is a well-known thieves skill, but it is not the case among the aborigines.
The vast majority of thieves are only agile. Whether it is fighting or stealing, they don't need to be taught by anyone. A few thieves can also master some lockpicking skills and mechanism techniques, but the disguise technique is different.
Disguise requires some special knowledge and special tools to perform. Unlike ordinary stealing and combat skills, which can be mastered slowly in actual combat, it must be studied and researched specifically. Therefore, not many people master Disguise. .Not only that, the vast majority of people who master the art of disguise will protect it as their own secrets, and no one will teach this skill easily. Even within the Thieves Guild of Kapur Port, only a few people have this ability. .
So the question is, why did that boy know that someone in this guild has mastered the disguise technique?
After hearing Red Crow's words, the bartender thought for a moment: "That may not be correct. Please carefully recall what the young man said. He seems to think that 'all' thieves know the art of disguise."
"Huh? All thieves know disguise? How is this possible..." Red Crow stopped in the middle of speaking, with a serious expression on his face, "Nighthawk, where did that brat come from?"
"That kid came here not long ago, so I investigated him. The information we have obtained so far shows that he escaped from the north, but now it seems that what we have obtained is only superficial information."
"Will he be an enemy?"
The bartender played with the Oupai in his hand and thought for a while: "Probably not. Maybe there will be opportunities to cooperate in the future."
"Oh. Then it doesn't matter, anyway, he is not my type." Red Crow stood up, as if he was too lazy to continue to pay attention to this matter.
"Red Crow."
"what?"
"I have to stay and keep an eye on the store while you go hand this thing over to 'Thousand Faces'." The bartender handed an Opie to Red Crow.
Red Crow frowned: "Are you sure?"
"Of course. This is indeed a great thing. If it can be successfully imitated, it may bring a great improvement to our disguise technique."
"Imitation? Are you planning to imitate this kind of thing?" Red Crow seemed a bit unacceptable.
Bartender: "Anyway, just take it and hand it over to 'Thousand Noodles'."
Green didn't hear what the bartender said, otherwise he would be so angry that he vomited blood.
These bastards don't plan to buy their own products, but plan to copy them! ?Why are these NPCs so treacherous!Why can't you be a little more simple?Why can't there be more sincerity between people?
My foodie empire's copycat technology is number one in the world!In the end, when I arrived in another world, I was reduced to the point of being copied by others. This is really (beep——) a dog!
Other traversers invent something and sell it for a good price. I made a new invention, but the first buyer I met was planning to buy it back and play a copycat?Why are the natives I met so treacherous!
Thanks to the book friends: lazy Yinglong, engraved tears, and rewards.
PS: Because "breast (harmonious) room" is a harmonious word, and the word "chest" only reminds people of pectoral muscles and cannot reflect the spherical three-dimensional effect, so "European" is used in some places in the article.
(End of this chapter)
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