Take a game to the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 237 I Really Didn't Mean It!
It is rumored that people's pain can be roughly divided into twelve levels, ranging from mild pain to extreme pain.

The least painful of these is a mosquito bite, and the most painful is childbirth (giving birth)
Zhang Fei, as a native of the Three Kingdoms period, his understanding of pain is naturally not as thorough as that of modern people, but he has a deep understanding of the pain he feels, because the pain he feels at this time is If the level is determined according to his way of thinking, it should be level [-].

At this moment, the word "egg pain" is not enough to describe the level of pain in Zhang Fei's body, because that kind of inferior pain can't be compared with the trauma Zhang Fei suffered on his body. If you want to make a preparation concept in this traumatic way at this time, then the word "broken egg" is absolutely appropriate.

Zhang Fei, more than eight feet tall, belonged to the standard figure of a fierce general during the Three Kingdoms period, neither high nor low, if he was thrown into the crowd of fierce generals, it would be difficult to find his existence, and, if not for his fierce appearance Well, if his skin is dark, it is estimated that even his elder brother may not recognize Zhang Fei when he sees Zhang Fei among the crowd.

However, why do we talk about these irrelevant topics so far in this article?Why mention Zhang Fei's height?
Then we should start with Teemo's height. As mentioned earlier, Zhang Fei is currently under Teemo's hidden weapon attack, and the hidden weapons that attack Zhang Fei are all fired from the bamboo tube in Teemo's hand Yes, the height of the hidden weapon that Teemo can launch depends entirely on Teemo's body height. In the case of short and medium distances, it is impossible for the parabolic poison dart attack to attack the enemy, so Teemo can only choose Attack the opponent according to the height of your own height.

At a distance of about one meter, the height of a man about eight feet tall should be below the waist and above the thighs. Therefore, when Teemo's poison dart hit Zhang Fei, who was defenseless, the hit The part is naturally. (You know)
Under such circumstances, a sharp poisonous dart pierced Zhang Fei's "so-and-so" fiercely, which naturally caused Zhang Fei's heart-piercing pain, and made him recover from an iron man. The tough-boned man also turned into a soft-legged shrimp, constantly rolling on the ground.

"Damn, this is too ruthless, such a sharp poisonous thorn, just pierced in like this?"

Looking at Zhang Fei who was crying in pain, Xin Zhao couldn't bear to scream. Obviously, he deeply sympathized with Zhang Fei's experience. After all, as a male compatriot, he can deeply understand Zhang Fei's "broken egg". ", and he knows Teemo's attack method very clearly. No matter in terms of Teemo's attack power and attack quality, such a direct "blinding" attack makes people feel like " The feeling of breaking the egg, let alone bearing it directly.

"Uh yes, the attack was a bit harsh!"

Hearing Xin Zhao's strange cry, Galen couldn't help muttering strangely with his eyes, then threw the Zhangba Snake Spear in his hand forcefully, threw it out of his hand, and looked at Xin Zhao with a kind of meaningful eyes. Glancing at Timo and the others who were slowly approaching in the distance, they shook their heads helplessly.

Teemo and Xin Zhao Galen have a very clear division of labor this time. Galen and Xin Zhao are responsible for looking for opportunities to lurk by Zhang Fei's side and take advantage of the opportunity to attack him, while Teemo's job is to constantly shoot poisonous arrows to disturb Zhang Fei. With Xin Zhao and Galen's attention, when Zhang Fei avoided Teemo's attack, Galen and Xin Zhao were already hiding around Zhang Fei. It was because of Xin Zhao and Galen, but no one expected this accident, nor did they expect that Zhang Fei would use his body parts to withstand Teemo's harassing attacks after losing his weapon.

Intentionally planting flowers but not blooming, unintentionally planting willows and willows make a shade.

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"Damn it! No way."

When Zhang Tianzhen came out of the dark and came to the unconscious Zhang Fei, his expression was stunned for a moment, then his eyes widened and he screamed strangely, because under his gaze , he was witnessing the most unlucky and aggrieved scene in Zhang Fei's life.

At this moment, Zhang Fei's crotch had already started to flow bright red blood due to the severe injury, and the bright red blood seemed to be mixed with some unknown light yellow liquid, which looked very strange, and that The smell of this liquid is also really unflattering, as if some kind of urine is mixed with something strange, it smells disgusting.

"Timo, did you do this?"

Zhang Tianzhen naturally knew who made this masterpiece, he turned his head to look at Timo who was hiding in the crowd almost immediately, and asked with strange eyes.

The location of this attack is too precise, it is so precise that people doubt it, after all, under normal circumstances, no one will specifically target that place to attack, unless he is a pervert, otherwise, no one will aim at it Shoot poison darts from the root of the thigh?

"No, it's not me, I didn't do it!"

Timo also knows the seriousness of the matter now, and when he noticed Zhang Fei's strangeness, he couldn't help shaking his head, saying that he didn't do it himself, but for a pure yordle, lying is not their strong point, so Timo After defending for a while, he couldn't help lowering his head, and said weakly: "Uh, well, I did it, but I didn't expect this guy to be tricked, you see, this guy was not very good before. Well, who knew he could."

Timo's defense was feeble, under the expressions of everyone, almost every male compatriot had weird eyes, his hands were unconsciously drooping to block a certain vital part, staring at Timo, for fear that he would get excited and come back again. Launching a poison dart made them follow in Zhang Fei's footsteps.

All of a sudden, Zhang Tianzhen and the others fell into a state of silence, as if they felt a headache because Zhang Fei had been so severely injured, or as if they were silent for some unknown reason, not knowing what to say. something.

But soon, this state of silence was broken by Zhang Yun who came over after hearing the news. Zhang Yun also chased after Xiaohuan and Han Linghua to check Zhang Fei's condition after he had settled down. After just a glance, he immediately let out a strange cry, and then said in a tone of astonishment: "Who did this?"

(End of this chapter)