Take a game to the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 595 Helpless Buddha ([-])
The other party's long-winded, Sakyamuni deeply understands.

On weekdays, Sakyamuni thought that he was enough talkative, although he himself didn't think so, but today, after he had seen the yellow crane, he found that his words were really pitiful, it was only half a cup. During the tea time, he had already said a lot of things to Convenience, among which there was no lack of nonsense. Shakyamuni couldn't help but interrupted the other party and prevented the other party from reporting himself house door.

"Huh? What did you say?" Guarding the Nantian Gate of the Three Kingdoms World is a very boring job. On weekdays, almost no one cares about his work, because I don't know whether it is the deliberate restriction of heaven and earth, or some other reason. In the world, almost no one can forcibly break through the space constraints of this world and freely pass through this space of heaven and earth. Those who can pass through this space are either allowed by heaven and earth, or possess extremely strong strength, otherwise, they will be I can only look beyond the reach of the dust, looking helplessly at the barrier of heaven and earth, helpless.

Among them, Zhang Muzhi can be counted as one, Sun Wukong can also be counted as one, as for Delevingne and others can also be counted as one, and then there are very few people, almost few people can come and go freely, but there is another restriction. You don't know, but this world only allows outsiders to enter. As for going out, they can only be allowed to go out after fulfilling certain conditions.

"." The other party was still chattering, making the Buddha's face darken, and the original golden and amiable face became extremely awkward.He really wanted to reject the other party and tell him not to continue talking.But after trying it again, he found that it seemed useless. The other party ignored his words and still told his own story, which made Sakyamuni very melancholy.

"Okay, fellow Taoist, please stop talking. I really have something to do. Please step aside, thank you!" Naturally, he didn't let the other party see his anger, and then he wanted to ignore the other party and leave directly from here, leading to the inner world, looking for the person he was chasing and killing.

However, Huang He didn't seem to be interested in his words, and he was still saying something. In short, even Huang He himself didn't know what those words were, but he still enjoyed them.

"Enough! Say no more!"

The clay figurine still has three points of fire, not to mention a famous Tathagata Buddha. Anyway, after the Tathagata Buddha tried his best to keep his emotions calm and ineffective, he interrupted the other party with a loud drink, and then his eyes became majestic, and the slightest breath came from him. The body burst out, appearing tall and bright.

"Eh?" The other party's cessation of drinking was obviously more effective than good words of persuasion, and after he stopped drinking, Huang He really stopped nagging, and turned to look directly at the other party with a shocked expression, as if he had been frightened.

"Huh" finally brought the other party back on track, Sakyamuni took a deep breath, then looked at the other party with a slightly weird look, coughed lightly, and then said, "Friend Daoist, I really have something to do." Do it, please step aside?"

"Oh? Is that so?" If there is such a word as reflex arc in this world, then Huang He's reflex arc is absolutely terrifyingly long. It has been less than half an hour before Huang He will react. Seeing that the other party seemed to be suppressing something, the corners of his mouth raised slightly, and then he said something that made Sakyamuni almost go berserk, "Tch, why didn't you say it earlier, it would be great if you said it sooner , won’t I just let you go? If you have something urgent, you didn’t tell me earlier, you are still talking to me here, if you have something urgent, I will definitely let you go.”

Cut off the beginning and remove the end.Yellow Crane is a living example of chatter.Human words and nagging are not enough to describe this dark blue middle-aged man. Only words can be used to get a glimpse of it. After all, as the saying goes, no matter how advanced a martial artist is, he is afraid of a kitchen knife. Huang He's words are obviously a kitchen knife. Kamoni hates it and doesn't want it.

"That's enough!" No matter how good his temper was, his self-cultivation was wiped out by this kind of person. The Buddha, who had always been aloof, couldn't bear it anymore, so he yelled loudly and interrupted the other party's long talk, and then he said a topic that was most relevant to him, He squinted his eyes and said in a gloomy tone, "Can I go?"

"Want to leave?" Huang He grinned and repeated the other party's words, "Of course."

"Okay, then I'll go, fellow Taoist, take care, I remember your name!" Sakyamuni rolled his eyes helplessly, turned around and was about to leave.

"Wait a minute!" However, just as Shakyamuni had already stepped forward and walked three or five steps away, suddenly a call came from behind him, and then the dark blue middle-aged man caught up with Shakyamuni, blocking In front of him, "Wait a minute, you can indeed leave if you want, but please register, you must know, if you don't have a registration in our business, it will be a mess, and I don't know you Are you a bad person? You said that if you are a bad person, and I don’t know your name, if something happens, where can I find you? Besides, you don’t do any bad things, you destroy some flowers and plants Not good either, flowers and plants are part of nature, they are "

"Fellow daoist, stop, how do I register!" He quickly interrupted the other party, Shakyamuni's cold sweat was streaming down, the corners of his eyes twitched slightly, and then he raised the point.

"This one, it's simple." Huang He smiled casually, waved his arm, and took out a scroll with a roster printed on it from nowhere, and then took out a brush and held it in his hand, "It's fine here, you just need to just tell me your name"

"." Shakyamuni felt helpless, and shook his head with a wry smile. You must know that it is so simple, he left his name and turned away long ago, so how could he waste so much time here?He looked at the yellow crane who was about to sign his name, and the corner of his mouth twitched, "Please sign the name Gufo."

"Ancient Buddha?" Huang He's eyes lit up, "A good name, ancient Buddha, ancient Buddha, eternal ancestor Buddha, ancestor of ten thousand Buddhas, good name." But soon, his expression changed again, and he turned serious, stopped Sakyamuni who was about to leave, and said in a calm and calm tone, "Friends of the ancient Buddha, wait a minute. I still have something to follow Tell me what you said last time."

(End of this chapter)