Battle of the heroes of the Three Kingdoms
Chapter 82 Fatty Dong Long Time No See
Chapter 82 Fatty Dong Long Time No See
"The last general Lu Bu, the original lord went through fire and water to do the work of a dog and a horse!"
Accompanied by Diao Chan, Cheng Fang finally limped Lu Bu after a series of tricks.
His mind was in a mess, and he swore the oath of allegiance in a daze!
"My lord, can you really find me a peerless beauty like my mistress?"
After Lu Bu surrendered, he changed from his previous cold demeanor and rubbed his hands with saliva in his mouth!
"Who am I? I am the unique lord of your family! Believe me, you are right!" Cheng Fang continued to play the role of a big fool, not only fooling Lu Bu into limping, but also fooling him into a fool!
Cheng Fang said that as long as you follow me, you will have steamed buns, meat and beauties!
"Yes~ Yes!"
Lu Bu was taken aback by Cheng Fang's words, and began to look forward to the bright future!
"Boy, what's the matter with this girl? Why do I feel that there is something strange in her body?" Xiandao's brows were almost twisted, watching Diao Chan's eyes without blinking!
"You want to talk about the devil's breath!" Cheng Fang knew what Xiandao cared about, so he didn't hide it and told it in detail!
"What? You actually killed a shadow demon king? That's a clone of the demon king. The demon king is so powerful, how could it be possible just by you~~"
When Xiandao heard that Cheng Fang had subdued the Shadow Demon King, he became anxious.Of course, what he was worried about was not the Shadow Demon King, but he didn't believe that Cheng Fang had this ability, and he began to doubt life!
"It's a long story to talk about!" Cheng Fang said, all this is too complicated, and it will take at least three days and three nights to talk about it!
"It's okay, I have plenty of time!" Xiandao really didn't believe it, as if you dare to say it and I dare to listen!
"You have plenty of time, but I don't have much time!" Cheng Fang glanced sideways at Xiandao, and said, "You may not believe it, but the source of devil energy in my wife's body before is just a clone of the demon king's clone, and the real The demon king's avatar will open the demon king's well in Luoyang City about five days later, and come to the world! We don't have much time. If the second avatar of the devil really opens the door to the demon world, then the real devil will really come back to the world. The entire human world will be devastated!"
"What~~"
Xiandao was shocked and his voice changed. He looked at Cheng Fang angrily, expressing strong protest and deep condemnation!
"Why didn't you say it earlier? Why didn't you say it earlier~~~~"
"This~~ Your old man didn't give me a chance!" Cheng Fang innocently shrugged and said, Xiandao, your old man is too ink-stained!
"What's wrong with my ink!" Xiandao expressed dissatisfaction, but because the matter was urgent, he could only turn his grievances into urgings all over his face, urging Cheng Fang to leave immediately and go to Luoyang City to destroy the Demon King's Well!
"Don't be too impatient, the old man is prone to stroke!"
Cheng Fang was unmoved by Xiandao's urging, saying that there is plenty of time and there is no rush~~~
Xiandao urged him several times to no avail, but was finally defeated by Cheng Fang's procrastination, and decided to go to Luoyang City to meet the enemy!
"I told you not to worry, you said why are you disobedient!"
Cheng Fang grabbed Xiandao and said: What can you do when you go, die?
"This~~"
Xiandao was speechless again. With his current physical condition, if he really met the complete Shadow Demon King, he really had nothing to do. The final result would be that he was abused into a dog by the other party!
"Then what do you say!"
"Wait!"
"Wait for who?"
"helper!"
"Where is the helper?"
"My subordinate?"
"Your subordinate?"
Xiandao was taken aback, and then asked, "Who is your subordinate?"
"you guess!"
Cheng Fang's answer was overwhelming, he stretched out his trembling fingers, pointed at Cheng Fang but was speechless!
"Okay, okay, it's almost done!"
Cheng Fang patted the shoulder of the Immortal Dao, and said; the sky is falling and there is a tall one holding it up, you are a dwarf who is nervous!
"What did you say?"
Xiandao seemed to have been poked into a sore spot, and retorted very seriously: "It's the burden of saving the world, which crushed my tall and straight body. In fact, I am very tall, but I can't straighten my waist now!"
"Okay, okay, can't you be the tallest!"
Cheng Fang was almost speechless, and said in his heart; we must not continue to fight, if someone falls to the ground and cannot get up, then I will kneel on the spot!
"Hey, what kind of eyes do you have!" Xiandao looked directly into Cheng Fang's eyes, expressing his dissatisfaction, and then pushed his collapsed chest hard, proving that he is really good!
Unexpectedly by Cheng Fang, Xiandao was indeed very tall, he was half a head taller than himself when he straightened up, the painful result made Cheng Fang very speechless!
"Now believe it~~ Oops!!"
Xiandao was panting and still resting on Namei, when he heard a click, the old man was immediately knocked back to his original form, and he shouted: "My waist~~ flashed!"
"My lord, my lord~~ Guess what I caught!"
Just when Cheng Fang was speechless and asked the sky, Zhuangfei came rushing from afar with a strange scream, his face was full of excitement!
Cheng Fang looked at Zhang Fei as if he saw a savior, and quickly put aside the fairy road that was clutching his waist and crying out for pain, and asked, "What is it?"
"My lord, my brother has captured Dong Zhuo and is escorting him here."
As soon as Zhang Fei said this, Lu Bu immediately exclaimed.He looked at his former enemy and asked, "Really? Where is the foster father now?"
"I'll tell you Ang, I'll tell you~~ Can I tell you?"
Zhang Fei looked arrogant, ignored Lu Bu, but looked at Cheng Fang and continued: "My brother ordered me to report to the lord, please don't worry!"
"Ring-eyed nigga, what do you mean?" Lu Bu's face turned black when he saw Zhang Fei's expression, and expressed his strongest dissatisfaction in the form of transforming into Zhang Fei's second!
When Zhang Fei saw Lu Bu's dark face, he also protested and asked Cheng Fang to make the decision: "Lord, look, Lu Bu actually imitated my face!"
"He still wants to imitate your face!"
As the saying goes, out of sight, out of mind.For this pair of natural enemies, Cheng Fang chose to ignore, but entered into a state of meditation with his eyes on his nose and his nose on his heart.
The immortal urging continued, urgently.Lu Bu and Zhang Fei continued to argue and make noises.Diao Chan covered her mouth and smiled softly, with picturesque eyebrows.Guan Yufeng narrowed his eyes slightly and wandered in the sky!
Coupled with Cheng Fang who is meditating like a Buddha, the style of painting here does not look like gathering the most powerful people in the world today, it is a rescue team preparing to kill the devil!
About half an hour later, Liu Bei escorted Dong Zhuo, Li Ru, Xu Rong and other pawns to come slowly from afar!
"Look, my lord, brother is here!"
Zhang Fei yelled, breaking the painting style here, awakening Cheng Fang, and opening Guan Yu's eyes.
"It really is Dong Zhuo, the fat man!"
Cheng Fang saw Dong Zhuo being dragged away like a dead pig, and immediately laughed and said, "Fatty Dong, long time no see!"
(End of this chapter)
"The last general Lu Bu, the original lord went through fire and water to do the work of a dog and a horse!"
Accompanied by Diao Chan, Cheng Fang finally limped Lu Bu after a series of tricks.
His mind was in a mess, and he swore the oath of allegiance in a daze!
"My lord, can you really find me a peerless beauty like my mistress?"
After Lu Bu surrendered, he changed from his previous cold demeanor and rubbed his hands with saliva in his mouth!
"Who am I? I am the unique lord of your family! Believe me, you are right!" Cheng Fang continued to play the role of a big fool, not only fooling Lu Bu into limping, but also fooling him into a fool!
Cheng Fang said that as long as you follow me, you will have steamed buns, meat and beauties!
"Yes~ Yes!"
Lu Bu was taken aback by Cheng Fang's words, and began to look forward to the bright future!
"Boy, what's the matter with this girl? Why do I feel that there is something strange in her body?" Xiandao's brows were almost twisted, watching Diao Chan's eyes without blinking!
"You want to talk about the devil's breath!" Cheng Fang knew what Xiandao cared about, so he didn't hide it and told it in detail!
"What? You actually killed a shadow demon king? That's a clone of the demon king. The demon king is so powerful, how could it be possible just by you~~"
When Xiandao heard that Cheng Fang had subdued the Shadow Demon King, he became anxious.Of course, what he was worried about was not the Shadow Demon King, but he didn't believe that Cheng Fang had this ability, and he began to doubt life!
"It's a long story to talk about!" Cheng Fang said, all this is too complicated, and it will take at least three days and three nights to talk about it!
"It's okay, I have plenty of time!" Xiandao really didn't believe it, as if you dare to say it and I dare to listen!
"You have plenty of time, but I don't have much time!" Cheng Fang glanced sideways at Xiandao, and said, "You may not believe it, but the source of devil energy in my wife's body before is just a clone of the demon king's clone, and the real The demon king's avatar will open the demon king's well in Luoyang City about five days later, and come to the world! We don't have much time. If the second avatar of the devil really opens the door to the demon world, then the real devil will really come back to the world. The entire human world will be devastated!"
"What~~"
Xiandao was shocked and his voice changed. He looked at Cheng Fang angrily, expressing strong protest and deep condemnation!
"Why didn't you say it earlier? Why didn't you say it earlier~~~~"
"This~~ Your old man didn't give me a chance!" Cheng Fang innocently shrugged and said, Xiandao, your old man is too ink-stained!
"What's wrong with my ink!" Xiandao expressed dissatisfaction, but because the matter was urgent, he could only turn his grievances into urgings all over his face, urging Cheng Fang to leave immediately and go to Luoyang City to destroy the Demon King's Well!
"Don't be too impatient, the old man is prone to stroke!"
Cheng Fang was unmoved by Xiandao's urging, saying that there is plenty of time and there is no rush~~~
Xiandao urged him several times to no avail, but was finally defeated by Cheng Fang's procrastination, and decided to go to Luoyang City to meet the enemy!
"I told you not to worry, you said why are you disobedient!"
Cheng Fang grabbed Xiandao and said: What can you do when you go, die?
"This~~"
Xiandao was speechless again. With his current physical condition, if he really met the complete Shadow Demon King, he really had nothing to do. The final result would be that he was abused into a dog by the other party!
"Then what do you say!"
"Wait!"
"Wait for who?"
"helper!"
"Where is the helper?"
"My subordinate?"
"Your subordinate?"
Xiandao was taken aback, and then asked, "Who is your subordinate?"
"you guess!"
Cheng Fang's answer was overwhelming, he stretched out his trembling fingers, pointed at Cheng Fang but was speechless!
"Okay, okay, it's almost done!"
Cheng Fang patted the shoulder of the Immortal Dao, and said; the sky is falling and there is a tall one holding it up, you are a dwarf who is nervous!
"What did you say?"
Xiandao seemed to have been poked into a sore spot, and retorted very seriously: "It's the burden of saving the world, which crushed my tall and straight body. In fact, I am very tall, but I can't straighten my waist now!"
"Okay, okay, can't you be the tallest!"
Cheng Fang was almost speechless, and said in his heart; we must not continue to fight, if someone falls to the ground and cannot get up, then I will kneel on the spot!
"Hey, what kind of eyes do you have!" Xiandao looked directly into Cheng Fang's eyes, expressing his dissatisfaction, and then pushed his collapsed chest hard, proving that he is really good!
Unexpectedly by Cheng Fang, Xiandao was indeed very tall, he was half a head taller than himself when he straightened up, the painful result made Cheng Fang very speechless!
"Now believe it~~ Oops!!"
Xiandao was panting and still resting on Namei, when he heard a click, the old man was immediately knocked back to his original form, and he shouted: "My waist~~ flashed!"
"My lord, my lord~~ Guess what I caught!"
Just when Cheng Fang was speechless and asked the sky, Zhuangfei came rushing from afar with a strange scream, his face was full of excitement!
Cheng Fang looked at Zhang Fei as if he saw a savior, and quickly put aside the fairy road that was clutching his waist and crying out for pain, and asked, "What is it?"
"My lord, my brother has captured Dong Zhuo and is escorting him here."
As soon as Zhang Fei said this, Lu Bu immediately exclaimed.He looked at his former enemy and asked, "Really? Where is the foster father now?"
"I'll tell you Ang, I'll tell you~~ Can I tell you?"
Zhang Fei looked arrogant, ignored Lu Bu, but looked at Cheng Fang and continued: "My brother ordered me to report to the lord, please don't worry!"
"Ring-eyed nigga, what do you mean?" Lu Bu's face turned black when he saw Zhang Fei's expression, and expressed his strongest dissatisfaction in the form of transforming into Zhang Fei's second!
When Zhang Fei saw Lu Bu's dark face, he also protested and asked Cheng Fang to make the decision: "Lord, look, Lu Bu actually imitated my face!"
"He still wants to imitate your face!"
As the saying goes, out of sight, out of mind.For this pair of natural enemies, Cheng Fang chose to ignore, but entered into a state of meditation with his eyes on his nose and his nose on his heart.
The immortal urging continued, urgently.Lu Bu and Zhang Fei continued to argue and make noises.Diao Chan covered her mouth and smiled softly, with picturesque eyebrows.Guan Yufeng narrowed his eyes slightly and wandered in the sky!
Coupled with Cheng Fang who is meditating like a Buddha, the style of painting here does not look like gathering the most powerful people in the world today, it is a rescue team preparing to kill the devil!
About half an hour later, Liu Bei escorted Dong Zhuo, Li Ru, Xu Rong and other pawns to come slowly from afar!
"Look, my lord, brother is here!"
Zhang Fei yelled, breaking the painting style here, awakening Cheng Fang, and opening Guan Yu's eyes.
"It really is Dong Zhuo, the fat man!"
Cheng Fang saw Dong Zhuo being dragged away like a dead pig, and immediately laughed and said, "Fatty Dong, long time no see!"
(End of this chapter)
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