Almighty System Great Master Qin

Chapter 164 Hot Crosstalk

Xiao Hong came backstage and saw that everyone was anxiously preparing, after all they had seen today's scene, all the princes and ministers came, even His Majesty the First Emperor.

"How's the preparation going?" Xiao Hong looked at Lao Geng and asked.

"Back to your majesty, each group is ready, your majesty, which group do you think will go first?" Although Lao Geng is not talking about cross talk material, he does have a way of management. During this period of time, under Lao Geng's management, the five teams The cooperation of the cross talk combination became more and more refined.

"Which group do you think is the best? Which group is the worst?" Xiao Hong wanted to hear Lao Geng's opinion.

"Your Majesty, I think the third group is the best, and the fifth group is the worst." Lao Geng's opinion is surprisingly consistent with Xiao Hong's.

"Not bad, Lao Geng, although you are not good at cross talk, you still have a good eye. Let the fourth group go first, then the fifth group, then the first group, and then the second group, and The third group serves as the finale"

Today is the opening ceremony, Xiao Hong is not willing to make any mistakes, even if the performance of the first few groups is not good, as long as there is a third group, the problem should not be a big deal.

"Here, let's make arrangements for the little one." Lao Geng immediately notified Xiao Hong of the order he had arranged. Yin Hua and Deng Lu, who were the first to take the stage, kept taking deep breaths. As the opening performers, they couldn't make any mistakes. .

"Welcome to the Qingqu Crosstalk Club, and on behalf of Mr. Wu An, I would like to sincerely thank you all." This is the reporter arranged by Xiao Hong, a young and beautiful woman, and charcoal fires are burned everywhere in the Qingqu Crosstalk Club. Warm without making it cold to sit in.

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk: tongue twister, performed by Yin Hua and Deng Lu." The girl bowed and left the stage.

Then Yin Hua and Deng Lu, who were wearing white gowns, came onto the stage from the left side of the stage. First, they bowed and saluted, then Deng Lu stood behind the table and was in charge of cheering, while Yin Hua was in charge of teasing.

Deng Lu looked at Yin Hua and asked in Guanzhong dialect, "Did you do this?"

Yin Hua looked at Deng Lu and said, "I'm talking about cross talk."

Deng Lu suddenly realized: "Oh, storyteller, I know. It's not like people read newspapers in the tavern every day, and they read it vividly. Why don't you stay in the tavern well, why come here?"

Yi Hua: "You didn't understand, what you said was the singer who read the newspaper, we are talking about cross talk.

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The performances of Yin Hua and Deng Lu were good, there was nothing wrong with the performance, and Xiao Hong also heard the laughter of Qin Shihuang and others, and he could still see the scene of Qin Shihuang and others laughing from the glass, he couldn't help but relax. Take a breath.

Soon the performances of the first four groups were over, but Quan Ping and Niu Bu in the fifth group performed the worst. They not only said a few words wrong, but even forgot them!

Fortunately, it was the first time for Qin Shihuang and others to listen to cross talk, so they didn't notice any big problems. They just didn't think it was as good as the previous ones, and the laughter was obviously much less.

And the performance of the third group in charge of the finale was also the most stable. What Li Hu and Tong Chao talked about was talking about lotus flowers, but this was modified by the system based on Daqin's current situation.

"Your Majesty, how does this cross talk sound?" Xiao Hong walked into the private room, looked at Qin Shihuang who was still not satisfied, and asked.

"Mr. Wu An, how is your brain so long, you can think of such interesting stories?" Qin Shihuang wished to tear Xiao Hong's brain open to see what was inside.

"Your Majesty, it's absurdly praised. I'm doing this just to please His Majesty." Xiao Hong waved his hand modestly.

"Mr. Wu An, this cross talk is really interesting. I will give these people to the old man. Now I have a lot of free time at home. I can still listen to the cross talk when I have nothing to do." Wang Jian blackmailed Xiao Hong with a jade table and He didn't stop with a set of sofas, but he was thinking about these people.

"Marquis Wu Cheng, this person can't be sent to you. I cultivated it with all my painstaking efforts. You can't just take advantage of it." Xiao Hong rolled his eyes at Wang Jian.

"Mr. Wu An, is there any more? I haven't heard enough yet." Qin Shihuang was still a little unfinished, and wanted to hear other things, after all, he hadn't laughed so much for a long time.

Not only Qin Shihuang didn't hear enough, but all the ministers present were also unfinished. They felt that time passed so fast and they couldn't hear enough of this cross talk before it was gone.

"Your Majesty, due to time constraints, there are only a few cross talk jokes at present, but they will be gradually expanded later. When the time comes, I invite Your Majesty to listen to it."

In order to prevent them from misremembering the words during the performance, coupled with time constraints, Xiao Hong asked each group to learn only one joke so far. Although it is a bit monotonous, it is safe.

"Okay." Qin Shihuang was a little disappointed, and said: "Then Aiqing has written a new story, so you must come and invite me to watch it." Qin Shihuang is now very dissatisfied with Xiao Hong, because the iron squid he brought back from the sea is all He didn't eat it for him, he still learned about this delicacy from Concubine Xuan.

The main reason is that when Ying Shiman went to visit his mother and concubine, the two of them slipped up while chatting.Although it was just eating together at the time, Qin Shihuang had already known about Wu Anjun's heterosexual and inhuman character.

"Yes, I obey the order." Xiao Hong bowed and saluted.

"Why, Mr. Wu An only agreed to invite His Majesty, but didn't invite this Marquis, is he looking down on me?" Seeing that Xiao Hong promised Qin Shihuang that he would invite him to watch when he wrote a new story, Wang Jian also asked quickly.

"Wu Chenghou, what is this talking about? I promise everyone that as long as there is a new joke, I will definitely invite you to watch it."

After Xiao Hong promised that the ministers would definitely invite them to come, everyone left satisfied.

And when Wang Jian left, he did not forget that his servants moved away a jade table and a set of sofas.

After Xiao Hong stood at the gate of the Qingqu Crosstalk Club and saw off everyone, he came backstage.

At this time, Quan Ping and Niu Bu in the fifth group were standing in the background with their heads down, waiting for Xiao Hong.

They are the only group that is in trouble today, and they will definitely be punished, but they don't know how Lord Wu An will punish them.

"Where's Quan Ping and Niu Bu?" Xiao Hong brought Lao Geng to the backstage.

"Your Majesty" Quan Ping and Niu Bu bowed to salute.

"What did you say before? Time is tight, so you should hurry up and train. Even if everyone is nervous, there is no problem. Why is it just the two of you who have problems?" Xiao Hong looked at Quan Ping and Niu Bu angrily. .

"Please punish me." Quan Ping and Niu Bu immediately knelt on the ground.

"Hum..." Xiao Hong snorted coldly, and said: "Seeing that you are the first offender, this time I will punish you for not being able to eat today. If you make mistakes again next time, I will punish you severely. Let's all go down."

"Thank you sir" Quan Ping and Niu Bu bowed again and retreated.

"Your Majesty, calm down, the younger ones will discipline them strictly, and I promise they won't make any more mistakes next time," Lao Geng said while bowing aside.

"Well, let them learn cross talk well. I guarantee that they will not regret it in the future. Your Majesty and the ministers are very satisfied with today's performance. Now there are a large number of people gathered outside the door. In this way, after the opening of the three performances, it is my gift to these former students. Thanks to the common people who came to join us. After today, the Qingqu Crosstalk Club will be in operation. If you encounter any problems, you can come to me at any time."

"Here, little one understands," Lao Geng said with a bow.

When the people outside the gate heard that they could watch the performance for free today, they all cheered happily and walked into the theater together.

(End of this chapter)