Naruto mobile game touch head kill

Chapter 24

"call……"

After adjusting his breathing, Xu Piao widened his eyes again, zoomed out the screen, and carefully looked at Lu Ling in the frame of the portrait.

Just like when he was young, studying the little benzene woman in front of the old-fashioned computer, Xu Piao zoomed in on the head frame by frame, not daring to blink, for fear of missing any details.

"..."

Such a wretched performance... If it wasn't for him being the hero of this book, I, as the author, could hardly bear to beat him up...

However, Xu Piao was completely unaware of the contemptuous gazes of the crowd. He was so engrossed in looking at Lu Ling's head at the moment, and he was still muttering...

"Hmm... a little light makeup, very temperamental short hair and slightly curly hair."

"The facial features are delicate and pleasing to the eye. The narrow-waisted white shirt and black lace skirt perfectly set off her elegant figure."

"I'm wearing a pair of...well, Chanel black high-heeled shoes, which look capable and refined, but still have the charm of a Jiangnan woman. At the same time, they also exude the atmosphere of urban elites."

"Tsk tsk tsk..."

"Damn~~ This... is it really her?"

"Gollum..."

Xu Piao swallowed a big mouthful of saliva.

"Clap! Clap! Clap!"

Immediately afterwards, he swung his left hand and slapped his right hand hard, stopping it from touching the toilet paper.

In the end, Xu Piao resisted the desire to shudder, and finally sent an add request.

"..."

"??"

"Second plus?"

"Hey, hey, there's a lot of drama~"

It seemed that Lu Ling was also waiting for him to add WeChat. Less than a minute after Xu Piao sent the addition request, the interface showed that the addition was successful.

After thinking about it in my heart, I organized it several times in my mind, and felt that it was a bit appropriate...Xu Piao finally decided to start with the following words.

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【M God】Voice: "Sister Ling'er~~I'm coming!"

"..."

[Like Linxi] Text: "? Who are you?"

"..."

【M God】Voice: "I'm your brother Xiaoyao~~ We were talking on the phone just now, don't you remember so soon?"

[Like Linxi]: "Don't be so weird, who are you? I'm her husband!"

!!!

#!~/%?

what's the situation? ! !
Xu Piao was stunned by the fright, his little heart was beating wildly at this moment, and then he felt that his old face was faintly showing signs of fever...

"What the hell... Lu Ling is already a wife?"

"What the hell am I doing?"

"..."

Before Xu Piao could react from his shock, Lu Ling's message came back in time.

[Like Linxi]: "Speak? Who are you?"

"..."

"I'm going to die, I'm going to die..."

"How to do?"

"retreat?"

"Didn't that throw a big cauldron to Lu Ling?"

"..."

After struggling for a moment, Xu Piao finally made up his mind to explain clearly to the other party.

[M God]: "I was joking with her just now, don't take it seriously, I'm her new colleague."

[Like Linxi]: "New colleague? That's how new colleagues call me when they come up? Do you think I'm stupid?"

"..."

"It seems to be getting darker and darker?"

Xu Piao's hair was black, he only blamed himself for being frightened for a moment, and originally wanted to play tricks to tease Lu Ling, but he didn't expect to tease her husband?

This is so... Lu Ling is too unreliable, right?The photo looks so young, is this married?

"..."

At this moment, Xu Piao anxiously scratched his ears and scratched his cheeks, not knowing what to do, he stared blankly at the phone, wishing to block the message he sent on the screen for a moment!

"..."

[M God]: "Brother, don't be angry, listen to my explanation, things are not what you think... I just met her, it's my own mouth, it's none of her business."

"..."

[Like Linxi]: "Hahahahaha~~ Now you know you're wrong, right? But I still like the title Big Brother, so you can call me Big Brother from now on!"

"???"

"..."

Xu Piao was dumbfounded at first when he saw the words sent by Lu Ling, and then he reacted...

"How dare you lie to me!?"

"What about playing with me?"

So the next moment, Xu Piao quickly typed a few lines on the screen without thinking too much.

[M God]: "You are sick, it's fun to scare people to death? It's fun to skin it?"

"..."

[Like Linxi]: "You were the one who belittled me first, okay? One bite at a time, and the barking is so nasty, do we know each other very well?"

[M God]: "Monster...then you don't need to scare me in this way, do you? You don't know how embarrassed I was just now, I'm afraid your husband misunderstood you, oh no, so...you don't have a husband right?"

[Like Linxi]: "Cut... If it weren't for the fact that you still have a sense of responsibility and dare to come up to explain, I would really scare you to death with tricks, you fat nerds, you want to flirt with girls when you see them? A bit Don't you have any shame?"

【M God】: "..."

"Hahaha... It's really fresh to hear someone call me a fat house for the first time, but it's true that I'm a bit thick-skinned. In fact, I really don't mean anything else. After all, we are colleagues, you say So as not to hold back on me, it doesn't hurt if I call you a little nasty, right?"

[Like Linxi]: "Seldom do you secretly change concepts there, and still stick to words? I just said that in terms of facts on the phone. How can you apply it to these aspects?"

【M God】: "..."

"Which aspects? You have to make it clear. If I know where I am wrong, I will correct it immediately."

[Like Linxi]: "You... are really shameless."

[M God]: "Curse, continue to scold, anyway, in my opinion, beating is kissing, scolding is love, the more you scold, the more emotional debt we will have..."

【Like Linxi】: "I'm really going to be mad at you!!..."

"Forget it, I can't talk to you, let me talk to you directly, and just ignore you after I finish talking."

Lu Ling seemed really pissed off at this moment, maybe she was thinking in her heart: Why did such a naughty rascal get involved?

The most irritating thing is that she has nothing to do... After all, there is really something to ask of him. After thinking about it, it's more important. This debt... can only be settled with him later.

"..."

[M God]: "What's the business? We just chatted vigorously. What business is more important than cultivating the relationship between colleagues?"

At this moment, Xu Piao continued to display his fearless rogue spirit. To be honest, if he looked at himself, he was really the kind of person who would not be happy when he was interested, and in his opinion, impromptu Playing it out is the true nature of a werewolf, and that's how his b character was born.

[Like Linxi]: "Can you be a little straight? I'm really going to be mad at you, so mad! It's getting late, do you want to listen to my next arrangement?"

"..."

[M God]: "Okay, I won't tease you today, tell me, what should I do next?"

Accepting when you see a good one is another magic weapon of Xu Piao's pretending to win. The so-called keeping a front line in life should be the reason for meeting each other in the future, right?
"..."

[Like Linxi]: "It's really tiring to communicate with you~~ Let's not talk nonsense, my arrangement for you now is this, you launch a fighting challenge in the name of God M among the people. 10 rounds of 648 are the standard, and the specific operation is as follows:
You post a call for challenge in the WeChat game circle and the mobile game Baidu Tieba. I will get in touch with the corresponding administrator and pin your post to the top. As for the schedule of the post, you can decide it yourself, but this week Within, you must press to discharge a game. "

"Tomorrow happens to be Tuesday. You can post the post first, and select the challengers after two to three days. By the way, you have to pay attention to it. There must be conditions set on the post, and those who meet the conditions may be selected. Otherwise, when the time comes If there are too many applicants, the post will be confusing."

"And I've already thought out the conditions for the recruitment, that is, the challenger must upload three duel field videos with movie rank or above in the post, and the link is fine."

"This will also make it easier for us to analyze and record the hidden masters in the folk, and it will save you a lot of trouble. Just choose a person with good skills from among the applicants to compete with you."

"I said so much in one breath, do you understand?"

【M God】: "..."

"I probably understand, but I want to ask, if I lose the game, how can I charge the opponent 10 rounds of 648?"

(End of this chapter)