Greatest anchor in history

Chapter 1
Zhang Xiaoqiang, 20 years old.

Gender: Male, Hobbies: Female.

Occupation: **Silk.

Life Creed: Never sit when you can lie down; Never stand when you can sit; Never walk when you can stand;

No matter how fucked up life is, **Si also has to make compromises.In order to solve food and clothing, and to fill his stomach, Zhang Xiaoqiang decided to devote himself to the most popular prostitution industry: live broadcasting!
Came to the Internet cafe and booked a private room.

Zhang Xiaoqiang turned on the computer, and Ma Liu entered the word "live broadcast" in the search box.

Immediately, a list of information links containing the word "live broadcast" appeared.

Zhang Xiaoqiang glanced at it and couldn't help but feel like a big head.

Which the fuck should I choose?
At this time, a dialog box suddenly popped up in the lower right corner of the screen, with a row of large characters written on it:
Do you want to change your life?Do you want to be a master?Join the soul world live broadcast platform, realize all your dreams, and set foot on the pinnacle of life from now on.

This is not the point, the point is that next to the text there is a 36D beauty who is making a pose and is constantly hooking her fingers.

Well, this figure, tsk tsk...

With nothing to consider, Zhang Xiaoqiang moved the mouse to the check box marked "Yes" without hesitation, and then clicked the right mouse button heavily.

After waiting for 2 seconds, the screen shifted, and the sub-level page that came out read "Soul Realm Live Streaming Platform Signing Agreement Form", and the dense terms and conditions below could not be seen at a glance.

Zhang Xiaoqiang hated reading these the most in his life, so he immediately ignored the scroll to the bottom, then filled in the relevant personal information, and clicked the submit button.

At the moment of submitting, his finger seemed to be shocked by something, and then his whole body turned black and fell into a coma.

When I woke up, it was already dark like a rag.

In desperation, he could only leave angrily.

After leaving the Internet cafe, Zhang Xiaoqiang turned into the alleys facing the street, and walked towards his rented house with dejected swaying steps.

Suddenly, hurried footsteps came from ahead, Zhang Xiaoqiang raised his eyes and looked... a sexy beauty with snow-white thighs was rushing from the end of the alley at a speed of 120, and then...

He was walloped!

The beauty's slender waist pressed tightly against the wall, and her white-fat jade arms blocked his way domineeringly.

I have a go!There was a brief pause in his mind, Zhang Xiaoqiang was confused, he subconsciously blurted out: "Beauty, that money...I really don't have any money, why don't you look at this "color"..."

Before he finished speaking, Zhang Xiaoqiang only felt a touch of tenderness on his mouth.

"Shh! Don't talk!!"

At the same time, a series of more intensive footsteps came from outside the alley: "Damn! Where did that stinky bitch go? If you don't want to die, get out of here! Otherwise, I will catch you and look at you!" !"

The explosive drinking reverberated through the streets and alleys of Jingyi at midnight, and Zhang Xiaoqiang clearly felt the woman in front of him tremble slightly.

It seems that the woman was hunted down!
Not long after, a shirtless, bald man appeared at the entrance of the alleyway, with a steel knife in his hand shining coldly under the moonlight.

With a bald head, he saw two figures under the light in the corner.

From the corner of his eye, Zhang Xiaoqiang saw that the bald head was striding towards him.When his eyes touched the steel knife tightly held by the bald head, his body couldn't help shaking.

At this time, a stream of consciousness suddenly flashed in his mind, and Zhang Xiaoqiang heard a deep and numb system sound:

"The soul world live broadcast platform is open!"

"The scan of the host's signs is complete! The fit is 100%! The completion is 100%!"

I'm stupid!what's the situation?Hallucinations?
Due to being too nervous, Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't care about the voice that appeared in his head, and only regarded it as discomfort caused by fear.

However, without waiting for him to think more, the system sound sounded again:
"The platform has been opened! The anchor task is being generated...to provoke the robbers in front of me."

Then, something even more ridiculous happened.

Once the task was released, Zhang Xiaoqiang's mind was flooded with various "streams of consciousness".

Chaoguan: Dear water friends, in order to better promote the communication between the soul world and the human world, and do a good job in the work of possessing reincarnation, the "relevant departments" of my soul world have specially established this live broadcast platform for everyone to understand life in the human world. participate.

Zhang Fei: So much nonsense!
Zhu Bajie: This anchor is much taller than me... hehe. (show off!)
Wukong: That's right, junior brother, your value is rising every day over there. (thumb)

Hu Sanniang: Come on, his place is at most fat, this anchor... tsk tsk, what is it called?Oh, by the way, little fresh meat! !

Bruce Lee: 6666!

……

Messy "thoughts" kept flying in my mind until the sound of cursing came:

"Damn it! These two guys are really happy, and they are sitting here in the middle of the night gnawing together. Hey! Boy!"

"Damn it! I'm calling you!!"

The body was pulled to the side vigorously, Zhang Xiaoqiang was pulled away, and the beauty inside was immediately exposed.

The bald head only took a glance and recognized the beauty.

"Stinky! You fucking know how to run! You just pretended to be innocent with me, and you dare to run here to be with Kaizi!"

Hu Sanniang: This girl looks very juicy!

Bajie: Hehehe (drooling smiley face!)
Chang'e: MDZZ!

Gao Cuilan: What are you looking for?

Bruce Lee: 6666!

……

Speechless!What the hell is this!
The "stream of consciousness" gushing out of his mind from time to time made Zhang Xiaoqiang almost insane.

"Brother, brother, I think you may have misunderstood, this girl, I..."

"You... what? Don't tell me, hum, you don't know her?" Turning around, the bald head squinted slightly, and the machete in his hand was flipped over.

Zhang Fei: Don't be cowardly, the anchor!Just a dry one! (The man in sunglasses is holding a cigar)

Wukong: A stick thing.

Wu Yong: Not right!The opponent has a large number of people and is invincible. They can only outsmart them. (Thinking.)
Guan Yu: This knife is not bad!

Bruce Lee: 6666!

I go!Covering his head, Zhang Xiaoqiang cursed secretly, "Damn it", and then blurted out, "Of course I know her, she is my girlfriend!"

I wipe!I wiped it!I couldn't believe my ears.

After saying these words, Zhang Xiaoqiang almost subconsciously reached out and covered his mouth!

This, what the hell is going on!I actually said such a thing! !

Obviously, this was not Zhang Xiaoqiang's original intention. According to his subconscious mind, the correct statement should be: "I don't know her, I accidentally bumped into her just passing by."

However, in reality, his mouth was bewitched, and he uttered words against his will uncontrollably.

Worse, this is only the beginning.

Then, what Zhang Xiaoqiang said was just... like death.

"You dare to touch my woman, do you want to die!?"

Domineeringly, he brushed off the wrinkled skirt just now because of the pulling of his bald head, Zhang Xiaoqiang raised his chin, and the word "arrogant" was written on his big nostrils.

As soon as his action fell, his mind immediately "filled the screen" and flew 6!

After listening to Zhang Xiaoqiang's clamoring words, the bald head and his subordinates were taken aback for a moment, and then they all laughed, and Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was screaming from the laughter, was trembling all over.

But even so, he still maintains a calm and steady fight mode. There is no way, who told him that except for his consciousness, every part of his body is out of control.

"Hehe, good! Kid! You are so fucking good! Since you want to die, I will grant your wish today!" With a wave of his big hand, the gangsters surrounded him from both sides of his bald head.

Looking at the opponent's menacing outflanking posture, Zhang Xiaoqiang used all his strength and resolutely burst out four big characters from his dantian: "There is a kind of heads-up!!"

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