Greatest anchor in history

Chapter 10 The Miracle Doctor Is Very Angry and the Problem Is Serious
The stream of consciousness has been "bouncing" in Zhang Xiaoqiang's mind in the past two days, so he is not surprised by it.

But it was the first time he saw the "marked red" stream of consciousness. Just as he was wondering, another message exploded:
XX rewards the host with 100 Yangshou coins.

I wipe!Zhang Xiaoqiang stood on the spot in astonishment.

It is said that local tyrants throw money at people, and Zhang Xiaoqiang feels this way now.

Happiness came too suddenly. According to one Yangshou coin corresponding to one hour, the 100 Yangshou coins are 100 hours.

In an instant, Zhang Xiaoqiang's back was no longer sore, his legs were no longer painful, and now he can still jump.

Undoubtedly, this is the biggest reward he has received so far for becoming this cheating anchor. He has to see who is so powerful.

Looking backwards along the tipping information, Zhang Xiaoqiang was shocked again when he settled down!

But seeing the tipper's name column impressively says... "Hua Tuo"!
Hua Tuo! Rao is Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was taught history by a chemistry teacher, and he also knows that the other party is a famous doctor of a generation.

No wonder the stream of consciousness marked in red appeared just right, it's because the old genius doctor was furious.

Regarding this, Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly sent a stream of consciousness to express his concern: Hey, old doctor Hua, who can bear you to be angry.

Hua Tuo: Who else could it be?How dare a quack doctor hang up a plaque saying "Bian Que is reborn" to bluff and cheat, what an idiot!
Clear!Understood!The contradiction was found!

Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately greeted him with a smile and flattered him: Calm down, old genius doctor Hua, you must not be as knowledgeable as that guy, just treat him as a fart, let him go and play.Hehe, I have always admired your deeds. I think of the good story when you opened the skull and removed the tumor of Guan Erye... Tsk tsk.

Hua Tuo: When did I open Erye Guan's head? (frowning face)
Guan Yu: The anchor is talking about bone scraping to heal injuries, right? (question mark face)

Awkward!Quite embarrassing!This is a slap in the face.

Zhang Xiaoqiang: Uh...haha, I'm confused, the skull is for Master Fei, yes!That's right, it's Master Fei. (sure face)
Zhang Fei: The anchor's head was kicked by a donkey, your Y's head was kicked out, and your whole family's head was kicked out!
Speechless!
Just when Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't know how to smooth things over, the old military doctor broke the deadlock.

He saw Zhang Xiaoqiang standing there for a long time without saying a word, only thinking that the other party was shocked by the "honor" hanging on his wall.

With his head held high and his hands behind his back, he proudly said: "I think back then there was a boy who questioned the old man's medical skills, but after searching for famous doctors from all over the world, he couldn't be cured. In the end, he came to the old man to heal him. This report was broadcast on all major radio stations at the time. There are reports."

"Oh, high! It's really high!" Zhengchou didn't have a chance to reverse the embarrassment, and the old military doctor's words allowed Zhang Xiaoqiang to change the topic: "Well, how much is your prescription?"

"Not much, only 998."

"What!? 998? And... only!?"

"Young man, don't tell me too much, you just read the feedback from those patients. As the saying goes, one price is one product, take my medicine, and guarantee your medicine until you get rid of the disease. Why don't you spend 998 to buy a safe, to buy a cure?" , it’s not worth the money.”

It's good that the old military doctor didn't mention the "honor" on the wall, but when he mentioned it, Zhang Xiaoqiang once again burst into a red stream of consciousness: quack doctor!quack!Disgraceful quack!
Zhang Xiaoqiang: Oops, old genius doctor Hua, please don't get angry with that guy, then I'll leave now.

Hua Tuo: No, you can ask him what herbs are in his prescription.

Uh, this... He hesitated for a few seconds, thinking that the other party is a powerful lord, Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't dare to offend, so he immediately repeated Hua Tuo's question: "Hehe, what do you have for this prescription? Why is it so expensive?"

"It's okay to say, in addition to a few special medicinal materials, my prescription includes sarsaparilla, dog's spine, mountain bean root, cat's claw, Dipsacus, Alisma, fritillaria, Tibetan purple grass, cinnabar grass, tiger's palm Grass..." Eloquently, the old military doctor shook his head and said "Puff" like a cross talk, and there were all kinds of incomprehensible things coming out.

And just when Zhang Xiaoqiang was about to be fainted by the other party, the word "bastard" flashed again in the stream of consciousness in his mind, and then he trembled all over, losing control of his body.

"Shut up, old man!!" With a loud rage, Hua Tuo interrupted the old military doctor's "Guankou".

I go!The show is on! "Another world" Hua Tuo VS contemporary "Bian Que". Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was deprived of control over his body, was not angry at all. He watched the crowd and fanned the flames without fear of causing trouble: "Come on, Doctor Hua!"Hua Miracle Doctor is awesome!Teach that old bastard a lesson!Uh...just don't get killed.

It is estimated that Zhang Xiaoqiang did not expect such a "mutation". The old military doctor obviously didn't turn the corner and stood there in a daze.

"The superior doctor heals the country, the traditional Chinese medicine heals the people, and the inferior doctor treats the disease. How dare you, an unlearned and unskilled child, to practice medicine here under the name Bian Que and deceive you?" Hua Tuo stroked his non-existent beard, his eyes burning. Staring at the old military doctor.

Perhaps because he was being stared at so sharply by Divine Doctor Hua, the old military doctor leaned back involuntarily, but he soon came to his senses: "Boy, who are you calling a brat?"

Ignoring the old military doctor's questioning at all, Hua Tuo pointed to the prescription in the old military doctor's hand: "You dare to use this kind of thing to treat people!? You are ignoring human life, do you know?"

"I..." After thinking about it, the old military doctor suddenly realized that most of the young people on the opposite side came to smash the scene. He had encountered such a thing before, and then smiled coldly: "Hmph, boy, what are you doing?" What kind of thing is it worthy of talking about medicine with me? When I was a foot doctor, you didn’t know where to wear crotch pants.”

NOZUONODIE, dare to say that Hua Tuo is not enough to talk about medicine, this old liar is probably the first person in history.

"Fuck him! Fuck him! Trample him with your profound knowledge!" Zhang Xiaoqiang never let go of any chance to flatter him, jokingly, he even pointed out that "Hua Tuhao" felt comfortable in the photo, and gave him a reward to extend his life.

"Hahahaha!" How else can we say that the genius doctor Hua has an extraordinary bearing, thinking that Cao Cao never panicked when facing thousands of troops under his account, how can he be moved by a mere charlatan now?As usual, Hua Tuo stroked the air twice, and Hua Tuo laughed three times: "The pulse has nothing to rely on, and the color has no luster. If this is the case, there will be no life. You don't even notice your own physical illness, so dare to say anything." Talk about medicine On the Road"?"

The old military doctor cheated his birth, so naturally there are some cities in the city. He will not be confused because of Hua Tuo's unfounded question: "Hmph, okay, but tell me what disease I have?"

Hua Tuo smiled slightly: "Ordinary people's five viscera and six internal organs, Rongwei Guanqiao, should live in peace, Qi and blood are smooth, and the circulation is endless. Have you had trouble breathing recently? Night sweats and dreamy nights, trembling hands and feet?”

Hearing this, the old military doctor was taken aback for a moment, then blurted out: "Yes, why do you..."

Without waiting for the old military doctor to stop, Hua Tuo immediately continued: "The pulse is the first of qi and blood. When qi and blood are strong, the pulse is strong; when qi and blood are weak, the pulse is weak; when qi and blood are hot, the pulse is frequent; when qi and blood are cold If the Qi and blood are weak, the pulse will be weak, and if the Qi and blood are flat, the pulse will be slow. This is a typical blood disorder, and if you don’t treat it in time, you will die soon.”

Although the old military doctor is a liar, he has been cheating for a long time and knows some knowledge of Chinese medicine. The most important thing is that Hua's words hit the nail on the head, so he subconsciously consulted: "Then, what should I do?"

Pushing up his sleeves, Hua Tuo got up and stood up: "Your medical skills are so good, you are better than Hua Tuo, and you are better than Bian Que. If your blood is not smooth, how can you not be self-governing?"

Look!An expert is an expert!This face is slapped..."PIAPIA"!
"Oh, it's my eyes that don't know Mount Tai. That master, I'm a liar, I, I was wrong, I'm guilty. I beg you to save my life. I promise, I will never do this again It's a scam."

With snot and tears, if the well-known line "there is an 80-year-old mother on the top and a three-year-old hairy child on the bottom" is said, then the performance of the old military doctor will be more perfect.

Hua Tuo rolled his eyes at the old military doctor: "You can really do it?"

"can!"

"That's all! Seeing how old you are, this old man will give you a chance. Pen! Ink!"

"Alas!" Hearing this, the old military doctor hurriedly touched and handed over the ballpoint pen.

Doctor Hua took the ballpoint pen and was stunned for a few seconds before he tried to write. After a while, he prescribed a medicine: "According to this prescription, take the medicine, boil it in boiling water, take it three times a day, and you will be cured in at most five days."

After finishing speaking, Zhang Xiaoqiang hesitated and regained control.

"Thanks to the genius doctor for saving me!" The overjoyed old military doctor reached out to get the prescription, but without waiting for him to move, Zhang Xiaoqiang put it in his palm one step ahead.

"Uh, miracle doctor, you are..."

Ignoring the doubts of the old Chinese doctor, Zhang Xiaoqiang grabbed the pen and paper, and copied the prescription in his hand again and again according to the gourd painting.

Just kidding, this is the authentic work of Hua Tuo. It is not a frivolous thing to get [-] yuan from the antique market.

"Hey, this is for you!" Throwing his copied prescription in front of the old Chinese doctor, Zhang Xiaoqiang knocked on the table: "Remember your promise, if I see you cheating again, even the gods will not be able to save you."

After finishing speaking, Zhang Xiaoqiang folded the original copy of Miracle Doctor Hua into two and four, neatly folded it up, carefully put it in the breast pocket under the stunned gaze of the old military doctor, and then got up to leave.

When he reached the door, he suddenly stopped and turned around and asked, "Oh, by the way, how did you know before that I didn't sleep well at night and what I ate?"

Hearing this, the old military doctor scratched his head in embarrassment, and then he reached out and took out the cell phone hidden under the table: "That... just searched your Weibo with the number you reported, and I got all the information from your Weibo have witnessed."

(End of this chapter)