Greatest anchor in history

Chapter 103 Who Says Sheep Can Sleep

Sleepy!Heart-piercing sleepiness!

At this time, Zhang Xiaoqiang's eyelids were fighting, and he didn't care about taking care of the old pig's belly.

"Brother Pig, go to sleep! Where can I get you a whole meal this big night. Let's talk about it tomorrow morning."

"Oh."

He responded, but within two seconds, the old pig cried out to Ai Ai again: "Xiaoqiang, I'm really hungry."

Zhang Xiaoqiang had no choice but to force himself up, and looked sideways at the old pig: "Brother Pig, take out your Westward Journey [-]... Uh, no, it's [-] spirits, think about the time when you climbed on the snow, crossed the grass, and had nothing. Eat, hungry, how do you live?"

"If we don't have anything to eat, we go to ask for money! If we can't get it, let the master go to show off, to ridicule, and after that, we will seduce the monster, and my brothers will go over and take the man's lair. We have never been hungry all the way. And we traveled [-] miles to the west, what the hell is your [-] miles?"

Mist grass!So sleepy!
"It's crossed, it's crossed! I dare say that you have traveled westward very well, so why are you talking about nine-nine-eight-one difficulties?"

"We didn't talk about suffering. As for the ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties, it was used by the Bodhisattva to test us on our journey to the west. But it's not our fault that it's not difficult."

Suddenly speechless, Zhang Xiaoqiang was speechless.

Thinking about it carefully, this is indeed the case.

The fourth sister-in-law of Journey to the West is powerful, and the monsters in the human world are not enough to watch.

But these are obviously not things that Zhang Xiaoqiang wants to study carefully. The only thing he thinks about now is to sleep.

Other than that, he doesn't care about anything.

and so……

"Okay, okay, then, come on, brother pig, I will teach you a way to forget hunger."

"What method?"

"Sleep! When you fall asleep, your metabolism will naturally slow down, and you won't feel hungry when you fall asleep."

"But I'm not sleepy now." Talking with Zhang Xiaoqiang, Lao Zhu became more active.

Zhang Xiaoqiang was depressed, and thought for a while: "It's okay, I have a little way to help you fall asleep."

"There is also a way?" The old pig was noncommittal.

Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't bother to explain, and said directly: "This method is very simple. As for you, you are a sheep from now on. Start counting from "a sheep" and follow the trend downward. As you count, your nervous system will gradually become paralyzed." , so as to achieve the purpose of letting you fall asleep."

"Is this... okay?" Lao Zhu still didn't believe it.

"Of course, it can be tested a hundred times! Anyone who uses it will know," Zhang Xiaoqiang replied confidently.

"Oh, okay, I'll try it."

"Well, try it yourself slowly, then I'll fall asleep." Turning on his side, Zhang Xiaoqiang closed his eyes and fell asleep.

The old pig stared at the ceiling with wide eyes and cleared his throat.

Immediately after...

"One sheep, two sheep, three sheep, four sheep, Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Lazy Goat, Boiling Goat, Little Sheep, Donglaishun, Big Old Liu, Spicy Skewers, Big Plate Chicken, Steamed Lamb, Steamed Bear palm, steamed deer, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, stewed salted duck, sauced chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly, dried meat, sausage, assorted sous pan, smoked chicken..."

"Stop!!" Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was lying on his side, jumped up from the collision, and then stared angrily at the old pig patiently counting "sheep" on the bed.

Seeing the people next to him jumping up from the bed in such a big way, and at the same time his eyes flashed with chilling intent, the old pig Zhang Er couldn't figure it out and asked: "Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you? You don't need to stare even if you are urgent to urinate."

After listening, Zhang Xiaoqiang's eyes turned red.

The uncontrollable shame and indignation in his heart gradually surfaced on his cheeks.

how so! ?Brother and the others actually felt hungry.

This... is really embarrassing!
Seeing Zhang Xiaoqiang standing still for a long time, the old pig was not without concern and said: "Xiaoqiang, you must have lost control...you got wet."

"What! Aren't you hungry? Don't say anything. Get up and I'll cook instant noodles for you!"

Half an hour later, Zhang Xiaoqiang returned to the bedroom contentedly after eating three big bowls of instant noodles in the aisle.

After going to bed, Zhang Xiaoqiang asked, "How are you, Brother Zhu? Now that you've eaten and drank some water, you should be able to sleep, right?"

Hearing this, the old pig hiccupped, lifted his stomach and patted it vigorously twice, and said affirmatively, "It's all right, no problem."

After that, the old pig didn't bother all night, and Zhang Xiaoqiang got his wish and slept until dawn.

It's a pity that in the follow-up dream, the Concubine Su Ai he was looking forward to did not appear.

Because of dreaming again, Zhang Xiaoqiang's country has changed hands, and he himself was sent to the frontier to start feeding and raising pigs.

After being awakened by the noisy cell phone ringtone, the old pig boss reluctantly got out of bed and rubbed his hands on the ground: "Oh, I think I, old pig, have lived for so many years, and I have done it countless times before getting up and going to the ground, but I still can't adapt to this action. "

"Pfft~" The overnight tea that Zhang Xiaoqiang just put into his mouth spewed out.

The old pig didn't care about this and kept twisting his waist and raising his hips.

Zhang Xiaoqiang took a second look, and the more he watched, the more he felt that the old pig's movements were familiar, and he asked curiously: "I said, brother pig... which radio gymnastics are you doing?"

Hearing this, the old pig looked around: "Vulgar! How can this be radio gymnastics!? This is yoga, which is especially good for plasticity, and it is most suitable for my plumpness..."

Before the words fell, Laozhu Quzhan's arm suddenly stopped in mid-air, and then he heard the howl of a pig: "Ouch!"

"What's the matter? Old pig!? It's not a joke, is it?"

"No, it's okay. I just want to stretch my waist. Maybe I've practiced too much recently and I've pulled my abdominal muscles."

Abs! ?His eyes moved down, and when his eyes fell on a large fat and round object protruding from the old pig's chest, Zhang Xiaoqiang nodded himself, and thought to himself: Well, what a big abdominal muscle!

A new week begins, Zhang Xiaoqiang packs up his mood and returns to school.

The first part of the morning is English class. As a young man who has been educated in patriotism for so many years, Zhang Xiaoqiang has always resisted this foreign thing that worships foreign things and promotes capitalism.

It's just that as soon as he entered the classroom today, he felt that the atmosphere was a bit wrong, because those legendary characters who had been in the school for four years, but now they all appeared in the classroom.

This thing...is not scientific!
His eyes quickly moved around the classroom, and soon Zhang Xiaoqiang found Er Fatty's place.

In a few steps, he approached the second fat man. Zhang Xiaoqiang opened the bench and sat down. Then he asked seriously: "Hey, fat man, everyone in the class is here today. What do you think?"

Er Fatty stroked his beard, which was not considered exuberant, and said in frustration, "Well... I think there must be something strange about this matter, and there must be a big secret behind it."

"Then what do you think is the secret?"

"If I guess correctly, today may be the day for the mock exam."

Fog Grass!Exam! ?

Hearing Er Fatty's words, Zhang Xiaoqiang was like a thunderclap.

At the moment, Zhang Xiaoqiang confirmed unacceptably: "Yuan Fang? Are you serious!?"

(End of this chapter)