Greatest anchor in history

Chapter 105

"Kuang! Bang! Bang!" He slapped the wiper twice on the podium.

At some point, the English teacher wearing black-rimmed glasses appeared on the stage.

Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't see this teacher a few times in a school year, but the voice of the other party left a deep impression on him.

The opponent has an excellent throat comparable to Shan Tianfang and Yi Zhongtian.

I can speak Chinese like a storytelling book, and my English is like singing an opera.

To be honest, Zhang Xiaoqiang wanted to suggest to his old pedantic teacher more than once.

If he switched to teaching Chinese, the daily class attendance rate would more than double.

In addition, if this ambition is achieved, why is Zhang Xiaoqiang so blinded and at a loss when the exam is approaching?
So in one's lifetime, being able to meet the right teacher at the right time, at the right school, is a lucky thing in one's life, and the smoke from the ancestral grave is comparable to winning the first prize in the lottery.

However, it is a pity that Zhang Xiaoqiang lacks five elements in his life, so he is doomed to have no such luck.

"Everyone, be quiet, be quiet, and go back to your seats. Isn't it a little late to share your feelings now?"

The old pedant looked around the audience like an old driver, at last he pushed his nose bridge and glasses as if he was unsure, then moved closer and looked around the audience again.

After a while, Fang Cai nodded with a smile: "Well, not bad! There are a lot of new faces in the class today. It seems that the students have all received the "Holy Fire Order"."

Well!Here it comes!
What is the "Holy Fire Order"?Friends who have read the book "The Life of Mingjiao Leader Cheng Kun Working in the Western Regions" will know that it is a powerful existence that can command the heroes of the world.

Putting it on the current occasion, the translation is actually equivalent to what we usually call the "final exam".

Being able to talk about such a serious and lofty matter in such a vulgar situation... is enough to verify Zhang Xiaoqiang's statement that the teacher on stage is suitable for teaching Chinese.

"As the saying goes, it's a great pleasure to have friends from afar. You are so honored to come to the classroom to take the exam at the end of the semester. I will not disappoint you. Don't worry, students, this exam will definitely satisfy you."

There is a belief that four years is not too late for teachers to take revenge.

There is a kind of insistence, called university professors, who suffer from hardships.

There is a kind of domineering, called my teacher, who dares to fight.

30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi, don't bully the teacher.

If you dare to skip Lao Tzu's class today, you will fail your class tomorrow.

You teased me that there is no one in the classroom, so I am not worthy to teach.I pity you for sleeping.You can ignore my class, but I will prove whose place it is.

Teaching is destined to be a journey of being ridiculed, questioning and scolding are inevitable on the way, but so what, even if the classroom is empty, I still have the test papers to rely on.

I am a teacher and I speak for myself.

Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't help but feel a chill in Zhang Xiaoqiang's heart as the jokes made up by internet jokes appeared in his mind.

It's over, I see that the old pedant's posture today is to avenge the old and new hatreds together.

This old guy hides it too damn deep. He is usually amiable, and he never criticizes when he cuts out of class.

Dare to save up for the "end-of-semester party"!

This is definitely a settlement after autumn, revenge.

"Since you are here, you will be accommodated. Since all the students are so proud of your face, then... I hope that during today's exam, we can understand each other, cooperate with each other, and complete this small test satisfactorily based on the principles of mutual trust, mutual assistance, and mutual love." .Okay, before the exam starts, please consciously hand over all the things on your body that have nothing to do with the exam on the podium. Don’t take chances, otherwise, if you pass the exam, you won’t be able to blame my old man for using prehistoric power.”

Swallowing and spitting, Zhang Xiaoqiang looked around at the things on the table, hesitating for a long time, it seemed that he was the only one who had nothing to do with the exam.

You said that if brother was so self-conscious and stood up, would the old pedant pass because of his frankness?

There are five papers in total.

Judging from the weight, the old pedant did not break his promise, and he gave a very solid meal for today's "big meal".

The first is the listening part.

As usual, Zhang Xiaoqiang performed extremely steadily in this part of the test, and he again only understood two sentences of Chinese without any suspense.

One sentence is: the listening test starts now.

Another sentence is: the listening part is over.

Next is the written test part.

Zhang Xiaoqiang flipped through the papers one by one.

This is called looking at the overall situation. As a qualified student, counting the number of multiple-choice questions at the fastest speed is one of the necessary skills.

Because Yu Zhang Xiaoqiang is a good student who hangs out in Internet cafes and dormitories all the year round, and occasionally comes to class to play soy sauce, the proportion of multiple-choice questions in the exam questions will directly affect his probability of passing the final exam.

However, looking at the coverage area of ​​the multiple-choice questions on the test paper today, Zhang Xiaoqiang feels a little relieved.

After all, the old pedant still had a little compassion, and he didn't kill them all.

As long as you are lucky enough, you can get enough food and clothing by relying on multiple-choice questions alone.

Otherwise, the old pedant will give you the whole proposition composition. Zhang Xiaoqiang estimates that 90.00% of the brothers present will be heroic.

He officially started writing, and when he really looked at the test paper in front of him, Zhang Xiaoqiang realized that he had an incurable disease.

What! ?Bai Xuebing!
And it's the kind of terminal disease that has no cure.

Because looking through the whole volume, Zhang Xiaoqiang is actually hard to find something he knows.

This shit can't even understand the exam questions, how can he play?

Most people might just give up the struggle and go to sleep at the table.

But Zhang Xiaoqiang, who has rich countdown experience, has learned from the pain and summed up his lessons after experiencing countless failures and pains.

Although you can't overwhelm your opponent in points!But at least we can surpass our opponents in the speed of turning the paper!
According to the law Zhang Xiaoqiang summed up by himself, the written test must be turned to the second side within 10 minutes after the book is opened, and the sound of turning must be loud, fast, accurate, ruthless and crisp, and the opponent will start to doubt life!
What's more, it has to be accompanied by disdainful and contemptuous eyes, the kind of rush that makes people feel cold when they look at it.

You must know that things like exams also vary from person to person, depending on the classification of people.

Generally speaking, they can be divided into two types, one is the scumbag type, and the other is the tyrant type.

There is no doubt that the schoolmaster type has absolute strength to compete first, after all, their capital is there.

As for the scumbags, there are only so many things in their stomachs, let alone Zhang Xiaoqiang, who ranks stable in each exam, basically in the bottom three, so what he has to consider is not surpassing, but how to consolidate his position and not be The second to last, the last to catch up.

In view of this point, the above-mentioned oppressive psychological warfare is particularly important, and can often have unexpected effects in actual combat.

At least in the battle for the "second to last" key position with Er Fatty, relying on his own summary, Zhang Xiaoqiang has always maintained a relatively high winning rate.

It is not difficult to see from this that people live in the world, no matter what kind of problems they deal with, they must use their brains.

(End of this chapter)