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Chapter 118 The Bumblebee Reappears

"What kind of bird thing are you thinking of again!?" Under the threat of death, Zhang Xiaoqiang's traditional virtues were all forgotten.

The old man was a little excited and murmured incoherently: "What else could it be, a password?"

"What password!?"

"The password to activate automatic control!"

Putting aside the past, Zhang Xiaoqiang sent the old man away with the words "Go away!"

But now... at this critical moment of life and death, Zhang Xiaoqiang can only act as a doctor.

"Say! What's the password!?"

"Listen up! The password is..." The old man straightened his body and looked like a pious old man: "Read it after me."

"For love and peace!"

"For love...and peace!"

"For the equality of all beings!"

"For...all people are equal!"

"With my blood, with my body,"

If it wasn't really helpless, Zhang Xiaoqiang really wanted to kick the old magic stick away.

This damn password... I'm about to vomit.

"In the name of the contract, I release your soul, wake up, sleeping dragon! Ao Lie!"

Noncommittal, Zhang Xiaoqiang recited without saying a word, endured the nausea and discomfort.

"It's over!?" After reading, Zhang Xiaoqiang asked.

"It's over!" The old man nodded.

So here’s the question… “What the fuck has changed?”

Zhang Xiaoqiang roared at the top of his throat.

Isuzu is still enjoying the spiral, and the road curb anti-collision barrier is getting closer and closer.

However, I chanted the disgusting password for a long time, but it was... useless.

"Uh... this... shouldn't be!" The old man was a little embarrassed.

"Shit! You old bastard... Oh my God! I was so stupid that you fooled me before I died!!" Closing his eyes, Zhang Xiaoqiang gave up hope.

"But, maybe I remember the password..."

"Clang! Bang! Crack! Crash!"

The front of the car eventually hit the curb guardrail.

Immediately afterwards, a strong force pulled Zhang Xiaoqiang forward and overturned, and the safety belt began to extend rapidly.

When Zhang Xiaoqiang was about to come into close contact with the steering wheel, he fell backwards again.

That feeling is absolutely more exciting than the most thrilling roller coaster in the world.

After the runaway Isuzu completed the "breakout", it jumped out of the curb without hesitation, and there was a steep slope tens of meters high below.

But Isuzu was too fast, and he jumped directly into the air.

It's over!Zhang Xiaoqiang was desperate.

Everything that I experienced in my life in the past began to flash through my mind like a movie.

This is a harbinger of dying. Zhang Xiaoqiang doesn't remember reading any great literary works. It is said that when people are about to die, they will fall into memories of the past.

"Oh my god! I don't want to die yet! I'm still young! I haven't married a wife yet and have children! I still..."

"Who will knock on my window again... I would like to live another 500 years... At worst, I will start all over again..." The car radio suddenly sounded various music inexplicably.

Listening to these charming pieces of music, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt sad.

This Nima is really produced by the heavens!Intelligent control, unmanned driving... "Your sister's broken car!! Do you dare to make something useful!?"

"Who are you calling a broken car!?" The voice of the radio was a bit weird, but...

This shit has auditory hallucinations, it's over!The countdown to death.

Zhang Xiaoqiang gave up and simply closed his eyes, the engine making a strange sound in his ears.

"Hey, what happened!?" Inside the Land Rover, the man in black asked with a frown.

Man No. [-] in black slowly let go of the brake, looked at the broken curb guardrail and grinned: "Ghost knows! Anyway, that guy is dead! Let's go, we can go back and collect the money."

Just as he was about to cheer up and leave, suddenly, the number one man in black felt a light shining in front of him.

What the hell! ?Raising his palm to cover his eyes, the No. [-] man in black couldn't figure it out.

Then a strange scene appeared, a lump of feces emerged from the shattered guardrail.

"That is……"

His throat seemed to be blocked by something, and the fingers of the number one man in black trembled faintly.

No. [-], the man in black who was busy turning around, heard that No. [-]'s voice was wrong, and joked with a smile: "As for it, it's just a small job, so don't you need to be so excited?"

"No, no, no, no, it's not... you, you, that, that, this..." The tongue seemed to be broken, and the second man in black could not speak.

This time the No. [-] man in black was hooked on his curiosity, and he turned his head while teasing: "Oh, brother, you, why are you so excited, your words are... Wucao!!"

His eyes were wide open, the No. [-] man in black had his mouth half open, and his face was full of dicks.

In the eyes, a spiral feces-like iron bump on the top of the head is floating in the air and slowly rising.

Cars can fly, can you believe it? ?
The first and second men in black were stunned by the scene in front of them, and their eyes almost popped out.

At this moment, Zhang Xiaoqiang... seemed to be sitting on a cloud.

This feeling... Could it be that brother has already arrived in heaven?

I just said that God must take me well. With my brother's character, if he doesn't go to heaven, he will be sorry for our face.

Oh, this heaven is really dark enough, why don't you even turn on a light... Well, the gods guess that they have good eyesight, so they don't need it.

Zhang Xiaoqiang insisted on "tasting" at the same time, the two men in black had mouths and tongues sticking out, still in a state of bewilderment.

"What is that?"

"do not know."

"Mercedes has a new product?"

"Look at the shape... the concept car."

"Can you still fly?"

"Possibly... new features."

"It's too arrogant."

"Well, that's right!"

"But...does it look familiar to you?"

"Is there?" Turn on the high beams, and then the man in black No. [-] took a closer look at the field of vision when the lights were turned on, and then swallowed and spit in amazement and said in amazement: "Mist grass! Yes, yes, yes yes that Kid's car!"

Isuzu's Peugeot is particularly dazzling under the high beam.

The man in black was stupid, they never thought that Isuzu would have a car that could fly!

"I said things are not that simple!"

"It seems that we have encountered a hard stubble!"

"Hey, hard stubble is a good thing, we have to ask them to add money when we go back!"

"That's necessary, but... before that, we have to send that kid to the West!"

"Bang! Bang! Bang!" The pistol protruded out and hit the body of the Isuzu with a loud noise.

Hey~ What kind of movement is this! ?

Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was also aware of the movement outside the car, looked around. It didn't matter what he saw, it really startled him.

Isn't that a Land Rover over there?It's not fucking paradise here!Then this is...

When my mind was short-circuited, the voice from the radio sounded again: "Ignorant human beings! Can you go to Xitian casually?"

He suddenly leaned back, and if there wasn't enough space, Zhang Xiaoqiang would have shrunk his feet onto the seat.

In order to make sure that he was not overly frightened and had auditory hallucinations, Zhang Xiaoqiang slapped himself twice forcefully on the face.

"Ouch!"

"What are you doing!" The Great Sage angrily shouted at Zhang Xiaoqiang with cross-eyed eyes.

Zhang Xiaoqiang ignored the Great Sage, pointed to the radio, and asked in a voice that was extremely demanding and eager for scientific exploration: "You, you, are you Bumblebee or Optimus Prime!?"

(End of this chapter)