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Chapter 12 You Are My Idol

If you want to find a good person among the crowd these days, it's hard!But the bad guys... can be seen clearly from eight hundred miles away.

As soon as he arrived at a street outside the school, Zhang Xiaoqiang saw two rows of cars parked in front of the school from a long distance away. There were more than 20 people squatting or standing beside the car. The villain in the novel.

Now that the minions are all on stage, then according to the routine, there should be a ********* peerless beauty who happened to pass by.

But Zhang Xiaoqiang waited for a long time but didn't wait for half of the beauties to pass by. Finally, a fat girl with a bun came and walked timidly towards the campus.

Seeing this scene, Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't care too much, and he strode forward to meet him already hungry and thirsty.

Fat girl, Xiaoqiang, and more than 20 gangsters, the three parties are getting closer.

Suddenly, the two of them stood up.

Hmph, you guys can't help but want to make a move!With his gaze slightly fixed, Zhang Xiaoqiang only felt a surge of justice in his body. He stopped, put one hand on his hip, and swung his right finger 180 degrees horizontally forward. After he settled down, Ling Ran shouted: "I want to represent the moon, Uh... let go of that girl, let me do it!!"

Obviously scared to pee by Zhang Xiaoqiang's Ling Ran righteousness, the cigarettes in the gangster's mouth all slipped out, the bun in the fat girl's hand fell to the ground, and the field fell into deathly silence for an instant.

handsome!super handsome! 24K pure handsome!

Zhang Xiaoqiang kept his shape like a clay sculpture, waiting for a shout in the air: "You've come!"

Looking for fame, a "daisy-faced" man quickly walked out of the gang.

"Monster!" A stream of consciousness burst out in his mind. When Zhang Xiaoqiang saw that it was Sun Wukong who announced it, he immediately felt confident. The corners of his lips raised slightly, and he asked calmly: "Who are you?"

"Me! It's me! You don't know me anymore?"

Zhang Er couldn't figure it out, Zhang Xiaoqiang leaned his face to look up and down, left and right, but he couldn't find the relevant "seed" in the CPU, until someone stroked his head, and then he suddenly realized and shouted: "Ah! Yes! You! Tony Big Wood!"

As the old saying goes, an "old driver" who doesn't know Tony Damu is not a "good SIR". Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at the man in front of him a little excitedly. This is his idol in his heart.

"Hold your dick! Ah Nihasai!" Zhang Xiaoqiang stretched out his right finger into a palm, and Zhang Xiaoqiang grabbed the gangster and shook it vigorously: "Ah, I saw a real person today, are you making a movie? Why did you come to China to develop? The economy is down there? What is the title of the new film? Do you need extras..."

Sentence after sentence, the gangster was about to be told to cry. At this moment, Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly thought of something, and suddenly slapped his head: "Oh, look at me... I don't understand Chinese, right? But I speak English, Alas... Iam..."

"Stop!" Instead of erupting in silence, he died in silence. The gangster who was verbally abused by Zhang Xiaoqiang for half a minute finally couldn't bear it and erupted.

"Damn it! Chinese is pretty good! Pronunciation is quite standard!"

Speechless!

"I... I am Chinese!" With tears in his eyes, the gangster was about to go crazy.

Zhang Xiaoqiang was taken aback when he heard the words: "Are you Chinese? Are you not Tony Damu?"

"I, I didn't say I was..." With a mournful face, the gangster was also drunk.

"Then you are..."

"I am the laneway of that night..."

"Ah!? You are that bald head!!" After being reminded by the gangster, Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at "Chrysanthemum Face" again and felt familiar.

Because his face was recognized, the bald head finally let out a long sigh of relief: "Hehe, it's me, it's me."

"What do you want to do!?" Taking a step back, Zhang Xiaoqiang asked cautiously.

Since the other party is a gang with bald heads, I'm afraid it won't be good today.

But the bald head's next move really messed up Zhang Xiaoqiang.

"Plop!" Without warning, the bald man knelt down on his knees, and he just knelt down in front of Zhang Xiaoqiang.

I go!What's the situation!Now Hei Shi will find someone to take revenge and even "touch porcelain"?

Quickly jumped two steps back, and when he distanced himself from the gangsters, Zhang Xiaoqiang settled down and said, "I didn't touch you, don't blackmail me, this one has a camera."

"Brother! Take me as a disciple!"

What the hell is this trick?Zhang Xiaoqiang felt that his IQ had been insulted.

"Brother, I really admire your skills in the last battle. To tell you the truth, I have admired Bruce Lee since I was a child, and I have always wanted to worship him as a teacher, but Brother Long left early... But that night, I was on your body I saw the shadow of Brother Long, please accept me."

Take you!But there is no "bottle"!

"Uh...this..."

"Please accept our eldest brother as a disciple!"

"Please accept our eldest brother as a disciple!"

All the gangsters shouted in unison, Zhang Xiaoqiang was almost frightened to the ground, and raised his hand a little annoyed at the moment: "Stop!"

After the voice fell, the audience was instantly silent, deathly silent.

Weird!Quite weird!

At this moment, there is not even a mosquito within 500 meters of the huge school gate with Zhang Xiaoqiang, gangsters, and fat girls as the center... only the gentle breeze blowing by.

Zhang Xiaoqiang knew what he had to say at this time, but after much deliberation, he couldn't think of any good words, and finally choked out a sentence after being bored for a long time: "This... is like a bow when lying down, like a pine tree when standing, not moving. Sit like a bell, walk with a gust of wind, train your muscles, bones and skin externally, train your breath internally, combine rigidity and softness without bowing your head, we have heaven and earth in our hearts, hey! The body is still far behind."

If you want to be a teacher with a bald head, the master must know it first, but Zhang Xiaoqiang... without the "water friend" leaning over, he will be alive and well, and even a random gangster in actual combat can be expected to settle it.

But losers don't lose battles, anyway, the gangsters don't know the details, Zhang Xiaoqiang doesn't mind pretending to be B.

He originally thought that if he said such words, the gangsters would retreat in difficulty, but in the end...he obviously greatly underestimated the persistence of the gangsters in the new era.

"Brother, we are not fit enough to practice! Please teach us."

"Please teach us!" All the bandits shouted.

I wipe!What do these mean!Form a group to force someone into prostitution!
Undoubtedly, given the situation on the court, if Zhang Xiaoqiang refused to agree, it would be very difficult for him to leave.

But he couldn't even do the fourth set of radio gymnastics, so how could he teach the gangsters?

At this time, a voice in my head sounded: "Don't you know how to play Wu Qin Xi?"

yes!After being reminded by the old man, Zhang Xiaoqiang remembered that he had just learned Hua Tuo's Wu Qin Xi. Although this skill cannot kill the enemy, it is more than enough to fool the bald people.

Thinking of this, Zhang Xiaoqiang lowered his voice, thought about the classic Bruce Lee poss style in the movie, and then imitated standing with his hands behind his back: "Forget it, seeing that you are so sincere to learn from me, I will teach you a set of strong muscles and bones." Cultivation method, let's talk about other things when the foundation is laid in the future."

Hearing this, the bald head beamed with joy, and a big swollen chrysanthemum face immediately showed a bright smile: "Thank you, master! Please accept my worship!"

"Ai~" Taking a step forward, Zhang Xiaoqiang raised his hand to support his bald head on the ground, and then said the standard official reply that heroes in all martial arts dramas will use when accepting apprentices: "A mere skill is nothing, just Take it as a meeting gift from me."

I have to say, Zhang Xiaoqiang's B... is still pretending to be hard labor!

(End of this chapter)