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Chapter 123 Xinhua and Tsinghua are stupid and can't tell the difference
Chapter 123 Xinhua and Tsinghua are stupid and can't tell the difference
It's over!
Seeing the suspicion flickering in the big man's eyes, Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly raised his heart to his throat.
"This is shit yellow!!" The voice was like a loud bell. When life was at stake, face was no longer important.
However, Zhang Xiaoqiang's words were obviously not taken seriously by the police officers present, and the chasing police officers followed the big man's gaze.
The first reaction was that it looked familiar. Immediately, one of them pointed to the roof of the Isuzu, speaking excitedly and tremblingly: "That, that, that shit, uh no... the spiral shape, it's this car, it's this car."
Alas, Zhang Xiaoqiang has a deep understanding of the meaning of this sentence today.
Hearing that the chasing policeman identified the vehicle, sweat burst out of Zhang Xiaoqiang's forehead in an instant.
"It's impossible, right? Are you kidding me!?" Somewhat surprisingly, the big man retorted.
"How can you be joking! Look at this rich gold body! Plus the spiral shape on the top of the head. Lao Wu, do you think this is the case with the car we looked at at that time?"
Jiao J, who was called Lao Wu, came forward, took a look, touched his chin and muttered: "The styling is great, but the speed of this Isuzu..."
"That's right, what you are reporting is someone racing! Is this car capable of racing against a Land Rover?"
Depend on!No wonder I didn't get into Tsinghua University. It's obviously because I didn't read enough books. I haven't read the initial D.
While Zhang Xiaoqiang sighed secretly, he also had to thank the big man for his ignorance.
"You are stupid, this car can be modified!"
"My car has not been modified, I can guarantee this!!" Raising his hands, Zhang Xiaoqiang unconsciously made a gesture of surrender.
"Who is this person?" The younger chasing policeman seemed to have a more arrogant temper, and he was a little irritable when being refuted by his colleagues.
"Car owner!" The big man responded immediately.
"Are you the owner of the car?"
When things got to this point, Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was arrested at the scene, wanted to say no, so he could only nod his head, acquiescing to this fact.
"Open the hood of the car!" He ordered in a deep voice, and the young chaser handed over J to signal for the order.
"Ai ai." Responding twice, Zhang Xiaoqiang stretched out his hand and opened the hood baffle.
To be honest, I don't know whether Isuzu has modified Zhang Xiaoqiang.
At that time, the situation was urgent, and Zhang Xiaoqiang, who wanted to make an appointment with PAO, didn't even check the situation of the front hood.
But looking at the shape of the car body, Zhang Xiaoqiang doesn't think the chief designer "Little Bailong" can come up with any black technology.
Chasing Traffic J was eager to verify his point of view, he walked quickly to the front of the car, and lifted the front hood.
After that, he stood still for a long time.
"What's going on, Xiao Wang? Are there any modifications?"
There was no reply, and Xiao Wang seemed to have lost his soul.
Lao Wang did it inexplicably and was stunned when he got to the car.
Needless to say, there must be something wrong with the engine again.
I wanted to ask Ao Lie what he changed the car to, but because of the presence of the trafficker, it was a bit strange to talk to Xiao Bailong at this time.
So Zhang Xiaoqiang could only stand where he was, waiting for the handover to be dealt with.
"You, where did you modify this car?"
"Bima Group."
"Bima Group? German Continental brand!?"
"Uh, yes, yes, German horse cards." It was obvious that he didn't know what horse cards were, but Zhang Xiaoqiang could only follow the conversation now.
"How much did it cost?" Jiao J, surnamed Wu, continued to ask.
"This...not much." Wan Jinyou replied.
After listening, Wang surnamed J sneered: "In the future, I will cut down on these useless things. If I don't understand, I will only be tricked by others."
Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't understand the specific meaning, but the patriotic education he had received since he was a child made Zhang Xiaoqiang understand that what the police uncle said was what he said, so don't refute it.
So he bowed his head knowingly and nodded.
"Tell me the truth, have you ever raced?" Jiao J, surnamed Wang, suddenly became angry.
Zhang Xiaoqiang was very nervous, and immediately replied decisively: "No!"
"What's going on without your car?"
"The car hit a tree!"
"The car hit a tree!? Hmph, I think you hit a pig!"
Culture is terrible!This guy has obviously seen "Selling Abductees"... Zhang Xiaoqiang knows that he has met his opponent.
"Take it back to the police station! This guy doesn't have a driver's license, the license plate has not been issued, and the car has been modified without authorization, and the vehicle is damaged. There is a problem, there is definitely a problem! It must be brought back to the police station!" Without any explanation, the police officer surnamed Wang insisted on his own opinion.
The big man couldn't see it anymore, and immediately retorted: "How can you drive fast in this situation, it is against the rules to bring it back to the bureau."
"Why is it against the rules? Look at him like that..." After patting his head, the police officer surnamed Wang didn't know what to think. He quickly walked to the car and then returned to the scene: "Let me ask you, did you drink tonight?"
"This really doesn't happen!" Zhang Xiaoqiang remained silent in his uncle's routine.
"You can have this one! Come on, take a breath on this one and test the alcohol concentration."
"No problem!" Zhang Xiaoqiang's most certain thing about wine is probably the most certain thing at the moment.
There is no doubt that he has not drunk a drop tonight.
But the sky is unpredictable, if the sky wants to tease you, you can't even hide.
No, at the critical moment when Zhang Xiaoqiang was about to blow his breath and prove his innocence, the car body suddenly shook, and then there was a ghostly howl from the rear compartment: "Beast! Let go of that girl, let me do it!!"
As soon as this sound came out, the three traffickers present turned their heads in unison, as if they were facing a formidable enemy.
Touching his head with his hands, Zhang Xiaoqiang wanted to cry but had no tears. Needless to say, this was the situation caused by the old pig.
After falling into a coma for nearly 10 minutes, the guy finally "resurrected with full blood".
He raised his hand and opened the car door, and the hundred-pound old pig jumped out of the car nimbly and looked around.
Seeing the three big caps around him staring at each other angrily, Lao Zhu's first reaction was that his side was surrounded.
Then, the two trotters put out the white crane wings, the double shape of the tiger and the crane, fishing for the moon in the sea, and finally spun [-] on the spot, settled down and shouted: "Get out of the way if you don't want to die!"
Without waiting for the old pig to shut up, someone slapped the back of the head violently, and then reprimanded: "You idiot, you are so sick!"
Turning around, he saw that it was the Great Sage. The old pig frowned and said, "Monkey, where is Xiaoqiang!?"
"I, I'm here!" Stretching out his hand, Zhang Xiaoqiang really didn't want to greet the pig and monkey on the other side, this damn is too embarrassing.
After watching this drama, Jiao J, surnamed Wang, looked at the big man and said, "Do you need me to say anything? Isn't this a drunk driving?"
Helplessly, the big man and Old Wu looked at each other, and then walked to the center of the field: "You three are suspected of illegally modifying vehicles and driving unlicensed vehicles for speed racing. Please join our team for investigation."
"Don't go!" The Great Sage refused without any argument.
Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang's heart sank.
"What did you say!?" Wang surnamed Jiao J turned his face and turned to the Great Sage.
Seeing this scene on the field, Zhang Xiaoqiang was sweating profusely.
"I don't have time to fool around with you, I want to go back and watch TV."
What a humble request!Zhang Xiaoqiang now wished he could slap himself a few big mouths.
Your uncle, you said that my brother was so full that he ran to buy that TV set! !
(End of this chapter)
It's over!
Seeing the suspicion flickering in the big man's eyes, Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly raised his heart to his throat.
"This is shit yellow!!" The voice was like a loud bell. When life was at stake, face was no longer important.
However, Zhang Xiaoqiang's words were obviously not taken seriously by the police officers present, and the chasing police officers followed the big man's gaze.
The first reaction was that it looked familiar. Immediately, one of them pointed to the roof of the Isuzu, speaking excitedly and tremblingly: "That, that, that shit, uh no... the spiral shape, it's this car, it's this car."
Alas, Zhang Xiaoqiang has a deep understanding of the meaning of this sentence today.
Hearing that the chasing policeman identified the vehicle, sweat burst out of Zhang Xiaoqiang's forehead in an instant.
"It's impossible, right? Are you kidding me!?" Somewhat surprisingly, the big man retorted.
"How can you be joking! Look at this rich gold body! Plus the spiral shape on the top of the head. Lao Wu, do you think this is the case with the car we looked at at that time?"
Jiao J, who was called Lao Wu, came forward, took a look, touched his chin and muttered: "The styling is great, but the speed of this Isuzu..."
"That's right, what you are reporting is someone racing! Is this car capable of racing against a Land Rover?"
Depend on!No wonder I didn't get into Tsinghua University. It's obviously because I didn't read enough books. I haven't read the initial D.
While Zhang Xiaoqiang sighed secretly, he also had to thank the big man for his ignorance.
"You are stupid, this car can be modified!"
"My car has not been modified, I can guarantee this!!" Raising his hands, Zhang Xiaoqiang unconsciously made a gesture of surrender.
"Who is this person?" The younger chasing policeman seemed to have a more arrogant temper, and he was a little irritable when being refuted by his colleagues.
"Car owner!" The big man responded immediately.
"Are you the owner of the car?"
When things got to this point, Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was arrested at the scene, wanted to say no, so he could only nod his head, acquiescing to this fact.
"Open the hood of the car!" He ordered in a deep voice, and the young chaser handed over J to signal for the order.
"Ai ai." Responding twice, Zhang Xiaoqiang stretched out his hand and opened the hood baffle.
To be honest, I don't know whether Isuzu has modified Zhang Xiaoqiang.
At that time, the situation was urgent, and Zhang Xiaoqiang, who wanted to make an appointment with PAO, didn't even check the situation of the front hood.
But looking at the shape of the car body, Zhang Xiaoqiang doesn't think the chief designer "Little Bailong" can come up with any black technology.
Chasing Traffic J was eager to verify his point of view, he walked quickly to the front of the car, and lifted the front hood.
After that, he stood still for a long time.
"What's going on, Xiao Wang? Are there any modifications?"
There was no reply, and Xiao Wang seemed to have lost his soul.
Lao Wang did it inexplicably and was stunned when he got to the car.
Needless to say, there must be something wrong with the engine again.
I wanted to ask Ao Lie what he changed the car to, but because of the presence of the trafficker, it was a bit strange to talk to Xiao Bailong at this time.
So Zhang Xiaoqiang could only stand where he was, waiting for the handover to be dealt with.
"You, where did you modify this car?"
"Bima Group."
"Bima Group? German Continental brand!?"
"Uh, yes, yes, German horse cards." It was obvious that he didn't know what horse cards were, but Zhang Xiaoqiang could only follow the conversation now.
"How much did it cost?" Jiao J, surnamed Wu, continued to ask.
"This...not much." Wan Jinyou replied.
After listening, Wang surnamed J sneered: "In the future, I will cut down on these useless things. If I don't understand, I will only be tricked by others."
Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't understand the specific meaning, but the patriotic education he had received since he was a child made Zhang Xiaoqiang understand that what the police uncle said was what he said, so don't refute it.
So he bowed his head knowingly and nodded.
"Tell me the truth, have you ever raced?" Jiao J, surnamed Wang, suddenly became angry.
Zhang Xiaoqiang was very nervous, and immediately replied decisively: "No!"
"What's going on without your car?"
"The car hit a tree!"
"The car hit a tree!? Hmph, I think you hit a pig!"
Culture is terrible!This guy has obviously seen "Selling Abductees"... Zhang Xiaoqiang knows that he has met his opponent.
"Take it back to the police station! This guy doesn't have a driver's license, the license plate has not been issued, and the car has been modified without authorization, and the vehicle is damaged. There is a problem, there is definitely a problem! It must be brought back to the police station!" Without any explanation, the police officer surnamed Wang insisted on his own opinion.
The big man couldn't see it anymore, and immediately retorted: "How can you drive fast in this situation, it is against the rules to bring it back to the bureau."
"Why is it against the rules? Look at him like that..." After patting his head, the police officer surnamed Wang didn't know what to think. He quickly walked to the car and then returned to the scene: "Let me ask you, did you drink tonight?"
"This really doesn't happen!" Zhang Xiaoqiang remained silent in his uncle's routine.
"You can have this one! Come on, take a breath on this one and test the alcohol concentration."
"No problem!" Zhang Xiaoqiang's most certain thing about wine is probably the most certain thing at the moment.
There is no doubt that he has not drunk a drop tonight.
But the sky is unpredictable, if the sky wants to tease you, you can't even hide.
No, at the critical moment when Zhang Xiaoqiang was about to blow his breath and prove his innocence, the car body suddenly shook, and then there was a ghostly howl from the rear compartment: "Beast! Let go of that girl, let me do it!!"
As soon as this sound came out, the three traffickers present turned their heads in unison, as if they were facing a formidable enemy.
Touching his head with his hands, Zhang Xiaoqiang wanted to cry but had no tears. Needless to say, this was the situation caused by the old pig.
After falling into a coma for nearly 10 minutes, the guy finally "resurrected with full blood".
He raised his hand and opened the car door, and the hundred-pound old pig jumped out of the car nimbly and looked around.
Seeing the three big caps around him staring at each other angrily, Lao Zhu's first reaction was that his side was surrounded.
Then, the two trotters put out the white crane wings, the double shape of the tiger and the crane, fishing for the moon in the sea, and finally spun [-] on the spot, settled down and shouted: "Get out of the way if you don't want to die!"
Without waiting for the old pig to shut up, someone slapped the back of the head violently, and then reprimanded: "You idiot, you are so sick!"
Turning around, he saw that it was the Great Sage. The old pig frowned and said, "Monkey, where is Xiaoqiang!?"
"I, I'm here!" Stretching out his hand, Zhang Xiaoqiang really didn't want to greet the pig and monkey on the other side, this damn is too embarrassing.
After watching this drama, Jiao J, surnamed Wang, looked at the big man and said, "Do you need me to say anything? Isn't this a drunk driving?"
Helplessly, the big man and Old Wu looked at each other, and then walked to the center of the field: "You three are suspected of illegally modifying vehicles and driving unlicensed vehicles for speed racing. Please join our team for investigation."
"Don't go!" The Great Sage refused without any argument.
Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang's heart sank.
"What did you say!?" Wang surnamed Jiao J turned his face and turned to the Great Sage.
Seeing this scene on the field, Zhang Xiaoqiang was sweating profusely.
"I don't have time to fool around with you, I want to go back and watch TV."
What a humble request!Zhang Xiaoqiang now wished he could slap himself a few big mouths.
Your uncle, you said that my brother was so full that he ran to buy that TV set! !
(End of this chapter)
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