Greatest anchor in history

Chapter 135 The Most Powerful Lord in History

"Gentlemen, aunts! I'm really not a salesman!" Zhang Xiaoqiang tried his best to deny it.

But the uncles and aunts who turned "HIGH" are unreasonable and unforgiving.

They determined that Zhang Xiaoqiang was a health care product salesman. As they went back and forth, the crowd of onlookers gathered, and they were about to become the target of public criticism. In desperation, Zhang Xiaoqiang could only bite the bullet and shouted: "Everyone is noisy. What, what do you say? You give me the right not to speak to others!? You have to decide who I am!? Who do you think you are? My father or my mother? And you, a lot of them If you are not old enough to stay at home, why come here to follow the trend? Why do you say that I am engaged in health care products?"

"You, you, you look like it!" The aunt probably didn't expect Zhang Xiaoqiang to be tyrannical suddenly, and she could only force her at the loss of words.

"Why don't you curse? Are you obviously guilty?" The old man on the side had a strong sense of teamwork. When he saw that his support was defeated, he immediately stepped forward and prepared to CARRY the whole audience.

Sighing depressed, Zhang Xiaoqiang raised his face and asked back: "Master, why did I scold you and you say I'm guilty?"

"You scolded her little white dragon, we all heard it, right?"

"Correct!"

"Yep!"

"We all heard it!"

The old people started to attack Zhang Xiaoqiang in a group, and Zhang Xiaoqiang shook his head while criticizing and criticizing: "Hey, old man, I...here, that little white dragon..."

It's funny when I think about it, Zhang Xiaoqiang really doesn't know how that aunt put the word "Xiaobailong" on her head.

In view of the public outrage around him, Zhang Xiaoqiang knew that he could not continue to procrastinate, otherwise he would be labeled as a "booklet old" today.

"Auntie, when I said Xiaobailong, I really didn't mean to scold you. That's the name of my car. His name is Xiaobailong."

"Your car? Young man, honesty and trustworthiness are the foundation of Chinese people. You sell garbage, and it's fine to swear, but now you're cheating again. Your kind of thinking is very bad! I have to give you a good lecture today, Otherwise, you will suffer a lot in the future."

It is said that Uncle Chaoyang and Auntie Chaoyang are tyrannical in fighting power, but now it seems that the fighting power of the old people in my small place is no worse than that of the imperial city.

I don't think I'm Zhuge Liang, and I don't have the ability to fight against Confucianism.

Besides, these uncles and aunts have nothing to do with the "Confucian scholars" no matter how you look at them.

Without further ado, Zhang Xiaoqiang reached out and opened the car door.

"See, is it my car!?"

Facts speak louder than words. The moment Zhang Xiaoqiang came to open the door, the uncle was tough just now, but the aunt instantly misfired.

But just as Zhang Xiaoqiang was complacent about settling the matter, another skinny old man popped out from the back row of the crowd.

"This kid opened the car without even taking the keys. There's something wrong with that!"

The skinny old man's "rear row" cut in very well interrupted Zhang Xiaoqiang's "range" attack.

As a result, the ADC old man and the auxiliary aunt who were able to take a breather immediately recovered and rejoined the battle.

"That's right! Why did you open the door without a key?"

"Needless to say, judging from the condition of the car, he is a thief!!"

The old man deserves to be an ADC. A word of "thief" immediately reversed the situation and really carried the audience.

Immediately below, there was an enthusiastic response from the "melon-eating crowd" who did not know the truth.

Damn it, this is all a god and a god!
In just a few minutes, Zhang Xiaoqiang's name changed directly from an insurance film salesman to a car thief.

"My car was in a traffic accident yesterday. The car hit a tree. That's why it happened. Do you understand? The door is not locked because the lock is broken. Do you understand?"

"Also, the car hit a tree, I think you hit a pig!"

Ouch, Uncle Motoyama’s works are really deeply rooted in people’s hearts!
In one day, Zhang Xiaoqiang heard about it twice.

"Your car was damaged like this, how did you get it back?"

"Ah, I see. This guy must have snatched the car on the road, and then crashed into a tree nervously."

"That's right, that's right! Stealing cars, guns, hit and run! Everyone surround him!!"

Killed with one hit, the old man deserves to be the MVP of the game!

It only took him a few minutes to advance Zhang Xiaoqiang from criticism and education to criminal offenses, and finally shot him directly at the execution ground, depriving him of political rights for life.

To be honest, if Zhang Xiaoqiang hadn't been influenced by the traditional culture of respecting the old and loving the young since he was a child, Zhang Xiaoqiang really wanted to be possessed by Bruce Lee, and "Ha Sai" would never die.

Just this group of unreasonable guys is even more hateful than Qin Puze and Sun Shao.

At least they actually carried out conspiracies, devised tricks, and hired gunmen to fight.

But these old guys, self-righteous and old, attack others with just their mouths and without any basis.

This kind of behavior is...shameless and hateful.

"Old man, what you say and do must be reasonable and well-founded. Is it interesting for you to be such a bastard?"

"Are we messing around? All the neighbors, listen up, this kid, a criminal, is still playing tricks!!"

"Call the police!!"

"Catch him!!"

The crowd immediately burst into cheers.

The more Zhang Xiaoqiang listened to it, the more he found it funny, but it was obviously not allowed to call the police at the moment.

After all, how did this little white dragon come back is still a question mark?
In case there is any "mystery" in it... Zhang Xiaoqiang will not be able to bear it by then.

"Drive!!" Not much nonsense, Zhang Xiaoqiang opened the car door and yelled inside.

Isuzu responds to the times.

"See, my car is voice-activated, no one can start it except me!!" It is only now that I deeply understand the meaning that a product produced by the heaven must be a high-quality product.

As soon as Zhang Xiaoqiang made this move, the uncle and aunt were speechless again.

However, the opponent did not give up on this, and the ADC uncle should come forward first, looking at the car suspiciously.

Apparently, it was also the first time he had seen such an awesome start-up technique, especially on such a...cracked car.

"Hehe," sneered, and the ADC man who stuck his head through the car window turned his head, his face was as excited as Columbus's discovery of the New World, and he said loudly to the melon eaters: "There are keys in this car. The boy turned the key to start the car, and dared to say voice control, do you think we are all fools?"

Good guy, as soon as this remark came out, there was another wave of ridicule and accusations underneath.

The situation was easily reversed by the ADC uncle again.

Facing the precarious situation, Zhang Xiaoqiang had no choice but to use his last trump card.

"Stop talking nonsense! You said the key can start the car, right? OK!" Turning around and pulling out the car key, Zhang Xiaoqiang held it high in the air: "Hey, I've pulled out the car key now."

After circling the whole field, Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately "sighed", and the Isuzu, which was still humming just now, fell silent in time.

Dumb, silent, silent.

The crowd looked at the scene in astonishment. After a while, someone whispered uncertainly: "Is this kid the magician Liu Qian?"

"How is it possible? Look at that person's appearance, it's obviously Song Xiaobao."

(End of this chapter)