Greatest anchor in history

Chapter 136 Bullshit depends on one mouth
There was a lot of discussion around, but the black five-member group in the inner circle was as quiet as a cicada.

After a while, the old ADC of the team hesitated to say: "You, you, your trick, we don't believe it."

"Yes, we don't believe it."

"Do not believe!"

Teammates are quite supportive.

Zhang Xiaoqiang waved his hand: "If you don't believe me, you can try it. The car is right here."

"Try it, old man, I'm going to expose your little liar tricks in public today!" The old man insisted.

At this moment, he completely inherited the belief of Uncle Chaoyang and Aunt Chaoyang in fighting against evil forces.

Zhang Xiaoqiang nodded with a wry smile, and at the same time made a "please" gesture: "Try it, try it slowly, don't worry."

"Hmph~" The air was blown from his nostrils, and the ADC uncle walked up to the car door and looked back at his teammates.

The rest of the four-person group, mainly supporting aunts, gave encouraging and trusting eyes to the ADC uncle.

What a touching scene, if the Huaxia team fighting in the Valoran continent can encourage more and less abuse like the grandpa and aunt, maybe our Huaxia team will also have a chance to win the final championship of the entire season.

With the support of his teammates and the support of the people who don't know the truth, the ADC is full of confidence.

After simply adjusting his breath, the ADC uncle was so angry that his dantian burst out: "Woo~"

Scholar Zhang Xiaoqiang finally started the car and shouted, the uncle followed suit.

However, after the sound settled for about ten seconds, Isuzu didn't make any "humming" sound at all.

"How could this be?"

"Lao Niu, the tone, the intonation is wrong, that kid just spoke with a Tianjin accent."

Dry!What you use is the Tianjin accent. Brother, that is the standard "Puttong" dialect, okay?

Zhang Xiaoqiang was not convinced, but regardless of whether he was convinced or not, the ADC man who found the crux immediately changed his words and corrected him.

"Calling~calling~calling..." It is well known that the tones of Chinese pinyin are divided into four tones of "yin and yang going up".

But the old ADC was stunned, and within ten seconds, he made a "wow" with no less than twenty tones.

I knew it was a voice call to call a car, but I didn’t know that I thought some donkey was running around on the street to have fun.

"Ahem~" The continuous "sound wave" attack made the ADC master "suffocate".

After all, the age is there, and it is impossible to refuse to accept the old.

"Uncle, don't try, you can't drive my car." Feeling that his goal has been achieved, Zhang Xiaoqiang doesn't want to continue to dwell on the boring farce.

The key point was that he was worried that if the old man continued to "whistle" like this, if his blood pressure would rise and his blood vessels would burst due to overexcitement, it would be... self-defeating.

But Zhang Xiaoqiang obviously underestimated the opponent's combat power.

"The old cow is wrong! That kid started the car and shouted "Drive", not "Woo"!" As we all know, in team battles, a mouthful of blood can often determine a person's life or death.

Seeing that his own ADC is going to FIRSTBLOOD, as a support aunt, he stepped forward without hesitation.

Her mouthful of blood milk is definitely just right. After hearing the reminder from the assistant aunt, the master ADC took a shot full of wisdom "Mediterranean", and suddenly realized: "That's right! You are right!"

Looking back, he gave the assistant aunt a look of approval, and then the ADC master put his hips on his hips and stared at Isuzu angrily.

There was no response, and Isuzu remained motionless as always.

"Tune, try changing the tune!!"

With experience, Mr. ADC, you don’t need to be reminded by your teammates. This time, you can just go there and “drive~drive~drive~”

Good guy, after this call, Zhang Xiaoqiang was going to be in an embarrassing situation.

With the cooperation of the old man's voice, many people involuntarily began to ride horses.

The most nonsense, I don't know which "hero" intentionally or unintentionally, it is the stick divine song of "Ouba, Gangnan STYLE" floating out of the mobile phone.

Suddenly, the narrow street became lively.

Originally it was still a one-sided situation, but some people began to fall to Zhang Xiaoqiang's side.

"Old man, don't mess it up, this car obviously belongs to someone else!"

"That's right! Why are you embarrassing young people at such an age!"

"Go back early and take care of the children, don't worry about getting angry and fainting!"

……

The melon-eating crowd below began to make jokes, which is how embarrassing it is for the main ADC of the team.

The uncle is still working hard to continue, but the tone in his mouth is getting smaller and smaller.

For one thing, the booing below kept getting louder.

Second, the uncle's age is right there, after yelling for a while, his physical strength, energy, and vigor all dropped significantly.

In the end, it was finally no match for the fact of age, so the uncle shut up.

"Huh`hu~" Panting like a cow, his face was flushed.

Seeing this scene, Zhang Xiaoqiang said earnestly: "Master, aunt, it's good to be warm-hearted, but I would like to ask you all to investigate and verify before expressing your opinions. You said you... didn't ask anything just now, just Give me "nutrition salesman", "murderer", "car thief", "hit and run"..." Zhang Xiaoqiang counted them one by one.

"You guys are slandering and slandering. Fortunately, there are not 500 people here. Otherwise, one person would repost this on Weibo, and all of you would have to be invited to "drink tea", you know?"

"Hey~ I said, why are you talking so choked up, young man!? What do you mean being invited to "drink tea"? I didn't mean you! Look at your car, it's a good car, normal people will make it like this Color? Make it look like shit, you call it polluting the environment!! Do you understand!? And... the car windows, car glass and tires are all smashed by people who don't like it? So, boy, with your ideological consciousness , even if you don’t commit a crime today, you will have problems sooner or later in the future!!”

"I……"

Speechless! !

Zhang Xiaoqiang resisted the urge to hit someone.

This Nima is really a fucking dog.

A few minutes ago, the auxiliary aunt herself said that the color of the car body is a popular color nowadays, and her daughter’s Apple mobile phone is just like this, so why does it pollute the environment on my brother?And this nima was not designed by me! !
Besides, the ability of the "Black Five" to change topics is also very strong.

The front foot is still talking about the ownership of the car, this momentum is wrong, and the focus is immediately given to the car body shape and color... It's my brother's fault no matter what! ?

If you don't touch it, you don't know. After just a few minutes of fighting, Zhang Xiaoqiang has truly experienced the combat effectiveness of the uncle and aunt.

What is unnecessary?What price do you want to add to the crime?It's a pity that these uncles and aunties didn't discover the diplomatic BU for their intelligence and talent.

If they go, it is estimated that China's territory will have an additional one-third of an acre of land.

In fact, Zhang Xiaoqiang has already won the incident.

However, Zhang Xiaoqiang was completely defeated in terms of verbal and written criticism.

I really don't have the mood to continue to have meaningless debates with these old comrades. After all, they are idle and have nothing to do, but Zhang Xiaoqiang still has a great youth to bloom!
(End of this chapter)