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Chapter 141 Dragon Ball and Great Sage?there must be something wrong

"You guys... can get any tickets?" Zhang Xiaoqiang mused about something, but he wasn't sure about it.

The repairman raised his eyebrows, as if he was very dissatisfied with the questioning of his profession, and immediately responded, "Not all of them, so it can still be called a profession? Tell me, what ticket do you want?"

I didn't think about it at first, but since the repairman is so awesome, then... "The [-]th is coming soon, can you help me get two VIP tickets for the military parade? Standing tickets are fine for the ones on the tower."

With a negotiating tone, Zhang Xiaoqiang still wanted to save his freezing relationship with Su Lengche.

only……

"Ouch~" Almost being overwhelmed, the repairman turned his head and left after hearing Zhang Xiaoqiang's words, without looking back.

This... hurts my self-esteem.

It seems that there is no hope for taking Su Lengche to the TAM tower to receive patriotic education, to feel Guo Jia's strength, and to strengthen his faith in love.

Forget it, it was an out-of-the-ordinary idea, so Zhang Xiaoqiang boarded the car and left the repair shop.

When I got home, it was already evening.

Entering the living room, Dasheng was nestled in a corner, holding a TV in his hand and watching intently.

Zhang Xiao forced himself to the computer, glanced at the record on the screen, and the old pig was amazing again.

"Okay, brother pig, the strongest king is just around the corner."

"Difficult!" Lao Zhu raised his hand to flick the cigarette butt and ash, and then he was heartbroken. "There are too many high-score actors in this game. I haven't had a next session for many years. I didn't expect that the atmosphere here is so bad now, and you don't even have basic integrity."

"Uh... You, games, we have a slang saying, don't be addicted to the Internet, because you will never know whether you are playing with a human or an animal."

"That's bullshit. The red-headed document clearly states that monsters are not allowed to appear after the founding of the People's Republic of China! Animals can access the Internet... Comrade Xiaoqiang, your idea is bad!" said the old pig education seriously.

Throat was sore for a while, Zhang Xiaoqiang half opened his mouth, "En En Ya Ya" and then nodded "Yes" after a long while.

But I was quite disdainful in my heart, thinking: Animals can't surf the Internet, isn't your pig the joy of life every day.

Bypassing these nonsense, Zhang Xiaoqiang slammed the old pig with his elbow, and then lowered his voice: "Brother Pig, Brother Monkey, did he go out today?"

Pulling out a cigarette again, Lao Zhu lit it skillfully, lit it and shook his head: "No, I've been sitting there with your "artifact" all day long studying it."

After hearing Laozhu's reply, Zhang Xiaoqiang was very pleased.

He also didn't expect Tangtangdou to defeat Buddha to have such a great interest in the small TV... Brother, the 250 yuan is super worth it.

"Do you know what Brother Monkey is studying?"

There are so many TV programs, Zhang Xiaoqiang is a little curious.

He most hopes that the Great Sage can read more relevant science knowledge, no matter how bad the children’s programs like Big Bad Wolf are. In short, it can help the Great Sage understand, learn about modern society knowledge, and make Dou Victory Buddha get rid of the bandits who wantonly smashed and looted as soon as possible. habit.

The old pig snorted, scratched his big itchy face, and then replied: "It seems to be a movie called What Dragon."

"The dragon is in the world?"

"No, two words. Ah... I remembered, it's called Dragon Ball."

"Pfft~" Zhang Xiaoqiang spewed out the water just now, and the old pig was washed in a sauna immediately.

Without caring about wiping the old pig, Zhang Xiaoqiang turned around and walked towards the Great Sage, but before he could move, the old pig did grab him.

"Brother Pig, the towel is in the bathroom, go and get it yourself!"

What is the storyline of Dragon Ball? If you have any childhood brothers, you should know it. This film tells the inspirational story of a little monkey "30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi".It is an international epic sci-fi masterpiece that introduced the concept of "time travel" earlier.

At that time, it caused a huge sensation. Among them, the hair color of the classic character modeling swept the hairdressing industry in one fell swoop, and became the target of countless young people.

Finally, after continuous evolution and improvement, a trend was finally formed, known as the "non-mainstream" trend in history.

"Don't go, Xiaoqiang!" Lao Zhu signaled, waving his hand towards the Great Sage's position.

"It's not Brother Zhu, you don't know the seriousness of the matter!" Zhang Xiaoqiang was anxious.

"I know." Old Pig affirmed.

"You know?" Zhang Xiaoqiang was puzzled.

"Yes, I know." The old pig confirmed again.

"What do you know?"

"You should be talking about the protagonist in the film."

His eyes widened slightly, and Zhang Xiaoqiang was also a little stunned: "Brother Pig, you..."

"Monkey King! The main character in that film is called Monkey King. I took a second look after I went to the bathroom."

"Then you still..." Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't understand. As an old teammate of the Great Sage, Laozhu should know the Great Sage's temper very well.

The specific release date of Dragon Ball... after so many years, Zhang Xiaoqiang has no way of confirming it.

But one thing is certain, that is, no matter when Dragon Ball is released, it will definitely be after the completion of Journey to the West.

As a result, the Great Sage didn't even know about this matter.

In other words, Master Akira Toriyama seriously violated the Maha Sage's right to reputation, portrait and name.

The Great Sage can completely ask the United Nations for legal assistance in this regard.

The Great Sage's temper... Is he the kind of master who asks others for help?

Zhang Xiaoqiang is really worried now, the great sage went straight to Japan to pluck his hair in a rage!

"Don't be nervous, Pohou somersault cloud signal can't be connected now, he can't get out of our three-acre land."

"Can……"

"This matter, Xiaoqiang, don't be miserable, let the Great Sage handle it by himself."

"Ah!?" I didn't feel anything at first, but after listening to Lao Zhu's words, it was obvious that there was something in his words: "Brother Zhu, what do you mean? This Dragon Ball..."

"Xiaoqiang, don't ask. This is the Great Sage's family matter."

housework! ?Zhang Er couldn't figure out how it was just a cartoon and Dasheng's family affairs.

And didn’t the Great Sage pop out of the cracks in the rocks? When did he have a family?
All kinds of mysteries sprung up in Zhang Xiaoqiang's mind, but the old pig cut off all Zhang Xiaoqiang's fantasies with one sentence: "That Xiaoqiang, the rice at home is finished at noon, what shall we do tonight?"

Eating, eating, eating, is too ordinary to be an ordinary thing.

But it is such a physiological need that human beings have to fulfill every day, but now it has become a nightmare that Zhang Xiaoqiang can't get rid of, causing him headaches.

The rice is running out again... That's a full eighty catties of rice!

Looking at the old pig's bulging belly, Zhang Xiaoqiang, with tears in his eyes, advised earnestly, "Brother Pig, lose weight when you have time."

Hearing this, the old pig took a deep breath of the cigarette in his hand, then spewed out a thick smoke ring, and then replied lightly: "There is no need to lose weight, my weight has always been stable. I will not get used to it if it suddenly decreases."

Speechless!

But having said that, the old pig's weight is indeed very stable. Don't look at him eating so much rice every day, but he doesn't see any growth.

You said that the westward journey was not long in the past, it was because of the long journey and the calories were consumed.

But now, could it be... Thinking about the time the old pig spends in the pit every day, and the "fruit" of victory "born", Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly realized.

(End of this chapter)