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Chapter 146 What Happens If You Jump Down
Chapter 146 What Happens If You Jump Down
Fortunately, the English professor rushed to the classroom in time and interrupted Er Pang's education in time.
"The scores of the last mock test have come down. I believe everyone is looking forward to their scores. I can only describe it in four words. It is quite tragic. I will report my name below, and everyone will come up to get it by themselves. This one has graduated, and we also know each other. one time."
"Zhang Xiaohu, 60 points."
"Ma Ling, 95."
……
One after the other, the class scores showed two-sided.
The high ones are very high, the low ones are very low, and there is almost no middle section.
Especially in the bottom digits, one point difference may mean losing the top three positions.
"Zhang Xiaoqiang, which classmate?"
Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was immersed in the pain of being broken up, didn't know where he had gone. He didn't hear the professor's call at all.
"Has classmate Zhang Xiaoqiang come?"
Turning his head around, Er Fatty put down the team management book in his hand, and elbowed the brother next to him: "Xiaoqiang, Xiaoqiang, why are you so stupid, did you call your name?"
"Ah? get out of class is over!?" Standing up, Zhang Xiaoqiang looked around blankly.
Immediately, the audience burst into laughter.
As expected, the English professor has a very good temper. She didn't get angry or scold her. She raised her hand to signal the students who were booing to be quiet, and then said with a smile, "Ah, this is Zhang Xiaoqiang. Your test scores are 8 points in total. , very auspicious! Also, congratulations on winning the last place. Please come to the stage to accept the award."
Eight points?Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't believe his ears.
This is definitely the lowest in all subjects in his life.
Fortunately, I have grown up and matured, so I don't need to sign for my parents.
Otherwise, with this score, I would go home and have the rhythm of a thriller, horror, martial arts action movie.
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Zhang Xiaoqiang came to the stage to take back the paper accompanied by the "mocking" of the students around him who were "envious, jealous and hateful".
As soon as he was seated, he heard the congratulatory message from the second fat man next to him: "Congratulations, Xiaoqiang, your kid has successfully avoided the correct answer again."
Didn't this Nima mean that you are frustrated in love and proud in other places?
What the hell is this score! ?
My mother doesn't understand, life is alive, after so many exams, why can't Mao engage in some activities like selling things?Now that the National Day military parade is approaching, on the occasion of national celebrations, under the world's attention and prosperity, if you take an exam for 40, you will get 20, if you pass two subjects, you will receive one, and you can choose two subjects to be exempted from one subject. This is not everyone's satisfaction. thing?
Brother He Zhuo spends tens of thousands of yuan to buy red books from you every year... It’s okay for you to set up various test subjects to make things difficult, and finally use the scores to mock...Brother is a consumer, brother is God, schools like this are judged by scores People's dog-eye behavior is simply a stain on academics!This behavior has seriously violated the Consumer Protection Law! !
Zhang Xiaoqiang is extremely depressed. He has just experienced a broken relationship and has not recovered, and he has been hit by the bottom of his studies. It really is a double blow.
Seeing Zhang Xiaoqiang's gloomy expression, the good brother Er Fatty advised persuasively, "Don't feel bad for Xiaoqiang, get up wherever you fall, isn't this auspicious number, besides this... it's number one after all, isn't it?"
"Get out!!" Zhang Xiaoqiang turned his face and gave Erpang a look.
Make friends accidentally!Make friends carelessly!
"Is classmate Wang Guangzhu here?" the female professor called from the podium.
Er Pang hurriedly stood up and said, "Here, here."
"59 points, it's a pity, if you work harder, you will pass the pass." The teacher felt a little regretful.
Pi Dian Dian took back the test paper, Er Pang intentionally put it in front of Zhang Xiaoqiang to show off, and at the same time muttered to himself: "It seems that I still have room for improvement, but a score of 59 is not bad, how do you say that?" Thinking... a crippled life is perfect. Sigh, Xiaoqiang, do you think this is the truth!?"
It's really a dog, so people who have been at the bottom all the year round must not just ask him to take off, otherwise the sudden change of life will easily make him lose his heart.
Nowadays, the second fat is a typical nouveau riche mentality.
But then again, it is understandable for Zhang Xiaoqiang to be refreshed by Er Fatty's results, but the problem is... 59, as far as the opponent's level is concerned, the master who has always been stable at the bottom one and the second place...
In line with the principle of not being ashamed to ask, Zhang Xiaoqiang asked for advice: "Be honest, how did you get so stupid?"
"Blind? Can you show me one?" Er Fatty curled his lips in disdain.
"Come on, it's not a trick, you can get this score?"
"Ah~" Sighed lightly, Er Fat Tan then nodded his head: "Young man, it's the 21st century, and you need to use your brain for everything. Come, come, come here with your ears, and I will be a teacher to give you some enlightenment."
"roll!!"
Later, after being tortured by Zhang Xiaoqiang, Er Fatty finally confessed and was lenient.
The matter is very simple. During the exam, Erpang pays close attention to the timing of the brushstrokes in the back row. If the strokes are divided into three sections, it is A;
Zhang Xiaoqiang was dismissive of this at first. After all, if he could do this, his hearing skills would be unbelievable.
However, Zhang Xiaoqiang was relieved when he learned that Er Fatty's listening target score was only 12 points.
In the final analysis... Dare to love is still a fucking fool.
Seeing Zhang Xiaoqiang's dejected expression, although he didn't understand why a person who was on the bottom all the year would feel sad for his score, but as a good brother who had watched the film together and played guns together, Er Fatty still said very righteously after class: "Don't frown That's right, you wait here, and I'll get you some money."
After saying that, the second fat man ran away with his plump belly dangling.
As for Zhang Xiaoqiang, he walked out of the classroom in a daze.
The blow of broken love and the failure of the mock exam made Zhang Xiaoqiang lose his mind, and walked aimlessly in the teaching building of the college.
I don't know how long he walked, but when Zhang Xiaoqiang came back to his senses, he found himself on the roof of the school without knowing it.
This is where?
It was the first time he went to the top of the school building. Zhang Xiaoqiang and Zhang Er were confused and confused about the situation.
Looking around... Ah, it turns out that we have reached the top floor.
Not to mention, standing on the top floor of the tallest building in the courtyard has fresh air and a refreshing feeling.
It's a pity that I have distracting thoughts in my mind, otherwise Zhang Xiaoqiang would definitely make a wet song.
Walking slowly to the edge of the floor, holding on to the guardrail, Zhang Xiaoqiang peered down with his probe.
With a height of 15 floors, it looks like an abyss as far as the eye can see.
Thinking about his recent experience, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn’t help feeling a little bit emotional: Thinking about the one-armed hero Yang Guo jumping off the cliff, he developed a good internal strength; Duan Yu, the rich second generation, jumped off the cliff and practiced Lingbo Weibu; and I, Zhang Xiaoqiang, now I am standing on the 15th floor of Yucai College, will I have any adventures when I jump down?
Just when Zhang Xiaoqiang was thinking about it, there was a loud voice behind him: "Xiaoqiang! Don't be impulsive!!"
(End of this chapter)
Fortunately, the English professor rushed to the classroom in time and interrupted Er Pang's education in time.
"The scores of the last mock test have come down. I believe everyone is looking forward to their scores. I can only describe it in four words. It is quite tragic. I will report my name below, and everyone will come up to get it by themselves. This one has graduated, and we also know each other. one time."
"Zhang Xiaohu, 60 points."
"Ma Ling, 95."
……
One after the other, the class scores showed two-sided.
The high ones are very high, the low ones are very low, and there is almost no middle section.
Especially in the bottom digits, one point difference may mean losing the top three positions.
"Zhang Xiaoqiang, which classmate?"
Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was immersed in the pain of being broken up, didn't know where he had gone. He didn't hear the professor's call at all.
"Has classmate Zhang Xiaoqiang come?"
Turning his head around, Er Fatty put down the team management book in his hand, and elbowed the brother next to him: "Xiaoqiang, Xiaoqiang, why are you so stupid, did you call your name?"
"Ah? get out of class is over!?" Standing up, Zhang Xiaoqiang looked around blankly.
Immediately, the audience burst into laughter.
As expected, the English professor has a very good temper. She didn't get angry or scold her. She raised her hand to signal the students who were booing to be quiet, and then said with a smile, "Ah, this is Zhang Xiaoqiang. Your test scores are 8 points in total. , very auspicious! Also, congratulations on winning the last place. Please come to the stage to accept the award."
Eight points?Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't believe his ears.
This is definitely the lowest in all subjects in his life.
Fortunately, I have grown up and matured, so I don't need to sign for my parents.
Otherwise, with this score, I would go home and have the rhythm of a thriller, horror, martial arts action movie.
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Zhang Xiaoqiang came to the stage to take back the paper accompanied by the "mocking" of the students around him who were "envious, jealous and hateful".
As soon as he was seated, he heard the congratulatory message from the second fat man next to him: "Congratulations, Xiaoqiang, your kid has successfully avoided the correct answer again."
Didn't this Nima mean that you are frustrated in love and proud in other places?
What the hell is this score! ?
My mother doesn't understand, life is alive, after so many exams, why can't Mao engage in some activities like selling things?Now that the National Day military parade is approaching, on the occasion of national celebrations, under the world's attention and prosperity, if you take an exam for 40, you will get 20, if you pass two subjects, you will receive one, and you can choose two subjects to be exempted from one subject. This is not everyone's satisfaction. thing?
Brother He Zhuo spends tens of thousands of yuan to buy red books from you every year... It’s okay for you to set up various test subjects to make things difficult, and finally use the scores to mock...Brother is a consumer, brother is God, schools like this are judged by scores People's dog-eye behavior is simply a stain on academics!This behavior has seriously violated the Consumer Protection Law! !
Zhang Xiaoqiang is extremely depressed. He has just experienced a broken relationship and has not recovered, and he has been hit by the bottom of his studies. It really is a double blow.
Seeing Zhang Xiaoqiang's gloomy expression, the good brother Er Fatty advised persuasively, "Don't feel bad for Xiaoqiang, get up wherever you fall, isn't this auspicious number, besides this... it's number one after all, isn't it?"
"Get out!!" Zhang Xiaoqiang turned his face and gave Erpang a look.
Make friends accidentally!Make friends carelessly!
"Is classmate Wang Guangzhu here?" the female professor called from the podium.
Er Pang hurriedly stood up and said, "Here, here."
"59 points, it's a pity, if you work harder, you will pass the pass." The teacher felt a little regretful.
Pi Dian Dian took back the test paper, Er Pang intentionally put it in front of Zhang Xiaoqiang to show off, and at the same time muttered to himself: "It seems that I still have room for improvement, but a score of 59 is not bad, how do you say that?" Thinking... a crippled life is perfect. Sigh, Xiaoqiang, do you think this is the truth!?"
It's really a dog, so people who have been at the bottom all the year round must not just ask him to take off, otherwise the sudden change of life will easily make him lose his heart.
Nowadays, the second fat is a typical nouveau riche mentality.
But then again, it is understandable for Zhang Xiaoqiang to be refreshed by Er Fatty's results, but the problem is... 59, as far as the opponent's level is concerned, the master who has always been stable at the bottom one and the second place...
In line with the principle of not being ashamed to ask, Zhang Xiaoqiang asked for advice: "Be honest, how did you get so stupid?"
"Blind? Can you show me one?" Er Fatty curled his lips in disdain.
"Come on, it's not a trick, you can get this score?"
"Ah~" Sighed lightly, Er Fat Tan then nodded his head: "Young man, it's the 21st century, and you need to use your brain for everything. Come, come, come here with your ears, and I will be a teacher to give you some enlightenment."
"roll!!"
Later, after being tortured by Zhang Xiaoqiang, Er Fatty finally confessed and was lenient.
The matter is very simple. During the exam, Erpang pays close attention to the timing of the brushstrokes in the back row. If the strokes are divided into three sections, it is A;
Zhang Xiaoqiang was dismissive of this at first. After all, if he could do this, his hearing skills would be unbelievable.
However, Zhang Xiaoqiang was relieved when he learned that Er Fatty's listening target score was only 12 points.
In the final analysis... Dare to love is still a fucking fool.
Seeing Zhang Xiaoqiang's dejected expression, although he didn't understand why a person who was on the bottom all the year would feel sad for his score, but as a good brother who had watched the film together and played guns together, Er Fatty still said very righteously after class: "Don't frown That's right, you wait here, and I'll get you some money."
After saying that, the second fat man ran away with his plump belly dangling.
As for Zhang Xiaoqiang, he walked out of the classroom in a daze.
The blow of broken love and the failure of the mock exam made Zhang Xiaoqiang lose his mind, and walked aimlessly in the teaching building of the college.
I don't know how long he walked, but when Zhang Xiaoqiang came back to his senses, he found himself on the roof of the school without knowing it.
This is where?
It was the first time he went to the top of the school building. Zhang Xiaoqiang and Zhang Er were confused and confused about the situation.
Looking around... Ah, it turns out that we have reached the top floor.
Not to mention, standing on the top floor of the tallest building in the courtyard has fresh air and a refreshing feeling.
It's a pity that I have distracting thoughts in my mind, otherwise Zhang Xiaoqiang would definitely make a wet song.
Walking slowly to the edge of the floor, holding on to the guardrail, Zhang Xiaoqiang peered down with his probe.
With a height of 15 floors, it looks like an abyss as far as the eye can see.
Thinking about his recent experience, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn’t help feeling a little bit emotional: Thinking about the one-armed hero Yang Guo jumping off the cliff, he developed a good internal strength; Duan Yu, the rich second generation, jumped off the cliff and practiced Lingbo Weibu; and I, Zhang Xiaoqiang, now I am standing on the 15th floor of Yucai College, will I have any adventures when I jump down?
Just when Zhang Xiaoqiang was thinking about it, there was a loud voice behind him: "Xiaoqiang! Don't be impulsive!!"
(End of this chapter)
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