Greatest anchor in history
Chapter 16
Chapter 16
It is estimated that Zhang Xiaoqiang did not expect Zhang Xiaoqiang to jump over the wall and shout such a monologue. The two gangsters were taken aback for a moment, and then laughed "haha".
"Ahaha, bastard, you got kicked in the head by a donkey, what do you think..."
Before he finished speaking, the man with meat silk suddenly stopped talking, because he faintly felt that there seemed to be something wrong on both sides of the street, and he faintly smelled... murderous intent.
Yes!After Zhang Xiaoqiang yelled, the originally quiet and peaceful street became "ready to move".
After hearing Zhang Xiaoqiang's shout, those small merchants who were hiding in the shed to avoid the scorching sun all poked their heads out of curiosity.
After seeing the costumes of the two gangsters and the weapons in their hands, they immediately shared the same hatred and showed the "consciousness" and "unity" that class struggle should have.
The black stockings face was restricted by the hood, and he was not aware of the sudden change in the situation around him. He was still grinning, arrogantly "ghostly howling", and his every move revealed: "Come and beat me! If you dare, come and beat me." Deserve a beating.
So, Zhang Xiaoqiang saw a group of Black Shadow Mountain crying and rushing towards the two bandits, and the location of the two bandits was completely submerged in just an instant.
That posture is really "firecrackers blasting" and gongs and drums roaring... It's so damn scary!Zhang Xiaoqiang calculated that there were no less than twenty figures running past him.
These people carry everything from kitchen knives and poles to baskets and bricks. The most ridiculous thing is that Zhang Xiaoqiang rushed up to a 3-year-old boy with a whole green onion in his hand.
It's no wonder that the "regular army" of the city officials has always been inferior to the "guerrillas" of the merchants. Look at their fighting qualities, and they have been cultivating reserve forces since they were young.
If it wasn't for his lack of physical strength, Zhang Xiaoqiang really wanted to go up and get involved, but looking at the screaming and terrifying crowd on the third floor and the outer third floor, Zhang Xiaoqiang turned around decisively and left, hiding his merit and fame, leaving only two bandits to kill him. The pig-like howling reverberated in the streets and could not go away for a long time.
"Hehe, you can do it, kid. You handled this crisis well. I'll give you 99 points. I'm afraid you'll be proud if you get more points!"
What is hindsight?The old man explained this very well.
In the crisis situation just now, he didn't fart, but now he jumped out and stomped when it was over.
If it wasn't for Zhang Xiaoqiang's exhaustion after a lot of tossing, he would definitely drown the old man with his saliva.
"Huh!" With a grunt, Zhang Xiaoqiang asked with a half-smile, "Are you my economic man?"
"Of course! This old man told you earlier."
"Damn! You're considered a manager? I almost died just now, why don't you do anything, you old guy? You said that if you got me a personal possession just now, why would I be in such a mess?" As soon as he mentioned what happened in the bank, Zhang Xiaoqiang became very angry.
The old man also knew that Zhang Xiaoqiang was angry, he paused, stroked his beard and sighed helplessly: "Oh, boy, do you think I don't want to? But doing this kind of thing requires capital."
"Capital?" Raising eyebrows, Zhang Xiaoqiang asked suspiciously, "What do you mean?"
"Hiss~ well... To put it simply, before you can use Master Shuiyou at will, you must first make them like you and appreciate you. In the words of your era, you just want to find a way to turn them into your "brainless fans" ", when you do this, when you are in trouble or being bullied by others, they will naturally take the initiative to help you. But before that, you have to learn to pretend to be a grandson, remember that customers are always God, and water friends are always Yes sir, if you want to become a successful anchor, you can’t be in a hurry, you have to take it step by step. Of course, during this period, the old man will definitely give you some guidance as your manager. As for the rest, the old man I will also manage it for you. Don't worry, just do what the old man said, and within a year, the old man will guarantee you to be popular in the soul world!"
After finishing speaking, the old man ran up to Zhang Xiaoqiang and waved his sleeve robe: "You have to find this feeling, this passage is the Naihe bridge to the soul world, you are the anchor of the soul world, you are the great anchor of the soul world , and may become a super anchor who spans two sessions of human soul in the future... How is it? Are you emotional?"
Subconsciously nodded, being fooled by the old man's words, Zhang Xiaoqiang's head was full of stars, and all the anger that had come to his mouth disappeared, replaced by longing for the future life.
Seeing that the heat was almost ready, the old man patted Zhang Xiaoqiang on the shoulder with a characteristic smile of "MLM leader": "Okay! Don't think about anything else, hurry up and take the money and let's go to this place."
A stream of consciousness appeared in his mind. Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was immersed in the illusion of "promotion and salary increase, becoming the general manager, becoming the CEO, marrying Bai Fumei, and reaching the pinnacle of life", was stunned by the sudden stream of consciousness. That's all, I belatedly realized that I was being led into a pit by the old man again.
"Fuck! What kind of moth are you messing around with?" Pulling the stream of consciousness, Zhang Xiaoqiang only glanced at it, and immediately shouted in shock: "Meat factory!? What did you ask me to do here?"
"The secret must not be leaked, the old man will tell you the answer when you go." Stroking his beard, the old man had a proud face of "I won't tell if I kill you".
Seeing the blessed expression of the old god stick, Zhang Xiaoqiang was sure that "there must be something wrong with this matter", and he immediately refused without thinking: "Oh, what a secret! Then don't tell me."
While talking, Zhang Xiaoqiang touched the twig from the ground and put it on top of his head.
The old man was stunned: "Xiaoqiang, what are you doing?"
"Oh, it's okay, my whole lightning rod... take precautions."
Speechless!
"Don't you want to become a super anchor in the soul world?" Seeing that Zhang Xiaoqiang was unable to speak, the old man quickly repeated his old trick and tried to lure Xiaozhi.
I never thought that Zhang Xiaoqiang curled his lips: "Vulgar! Look at you people, you talk about stars, Internet celebrities, models, anchors all day long... can't you have a higher level of ideal ambition? I wanted to be Did I mention the successor of YI, the co-owner of CHANG? Am I inflated? Am I proud?"
The old man who was talking about it after a row was speechless, but in the end, he had no choice but to use his trump card: "Don't forget, only the old man can help you with that little girl Su Lengche, you do what the old man said. Do it, this old man will help you..."
"Haha!" Lang Xiao interrupted the old man's "sugar-coated cannonball", and Zhang Xiaoqiang looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle: "Do you think I'm the kind of person who would hang from a tree?"
After the words were closed, Zhang Xiaoqiang lowered his head leisurely, and met the eyes of the old man: "No! I will find more hanging trees nearby!"
(End of this chapter)
It is estimated that Zhang Xiaoqiang did not expect Zhang Xiaoqiang to jump over the wall and shout such a monologue. The two gangsters were taken aback for a moment, and then laughed "haha".
"Ahaha, bastard, you got kicked in the head by a donkey, what do you think..."
Before he finished speaking, the man with meat silk suddenly stopped talking, because he faintly felt that there seemed to be something wrong on both sides of the street, and he faintly smelled... murderous intent.
Yes!After Zhang Xiaoqiang yelled, the originally quiet and peaceful street became "ready to move".
After hearing Zhang Xiaoqiang's shout, those small merchants who were hiding in the shed to avoid the scorching sun all poked their heads out of curiosity.
After seeing the costumes of the two gangsters and the weapons in their hands, they immediately shared the same hatred and showed the "consciousness" and "unity" that class struggle should have.
The black stockings face was restricted by the hood, and he was not aware of the sudden change in the situation around him. He was still grinning, arrogantly "ghostly howling", and his every move revealed: "Come and beat me! If you dare, come and beat me." Deserve a beating.
So, Zhang Xiaoqiang saw a group of Black Shadow Mountain crying and rushing towards the two bandits, and the location of the two bandits was completely submerged in just an instant.
That posture is really "firecrackers blasting" and gongs and drums roaring... It's so damn scary!Zhang Xiaoqiang calculated that there were no less than twenty figures running past him.
These people carry everything from kitchen knives and poles to baskets and bricks. The most ridiculous thing is that Zhang Xiaoqiang rushed up to a 3-year-old boy with a whole green onion in his hand.
It's no wonder that the "regular army" of the city officials has always been inferior to the "guerrillas" of the merchants. Look at their fighting qualities, and they have been cultivating reserve forces since they were young.
If it wasn't for his lack of physical strength, Zhang Xiaoqiang really wanted to go up and get involved, but looking at the screaming and terrifying crowd on the third floor and the outer third floor, Zhang Xiaoqiang turned around decisively and left, hiding his merit and fame, leaving only two bandits to kill him. The pig-like howling reverberated in the streets and could not go away for a long time.
"Hehe, you can do it, kid. You handled this crisis well. I'll give you 99 points. I'm afraid you'll be proud if you get more points!"
What is hindsight?The old man explained this very well.
In the crisis situation just now, he didn't fart, but now he jumped out and stomped when it was over.
If it wasn't for Zhang Xiaoqiang's exhaustion after a lot of tossing, he would definitely drown the old man with his saliva.
"Huh!" With a grunt, Zhang Xiaoqiang asked with a half-smile, "Are you my economic man?"
"Of course! This old man told you earlier."
"Damn! You're considered a manager? I almost died just now, why don't you do anything, you old guy? You said that if you got me a personal possession just now, why would I be in such a mess?" As soon as he mentioned what happened in the bank, Zhang Xiaoqiang became very angry.
The old man also knew that Zhang Xiaoqiang was angry, he paused, stroked his beard and sighed helplessly: "Oh, boy, do you think I don't want to? But doing this kind of thing requires capital."
"Capital?" Raising eyebrows, Zhang Xiaoqiang asked suspiciously, "What do you mean?"
"Hiss~ well... To put it simply, before you can use Master Shuiyou at will, you must first make them like you and appreciate you. In the words of your era, you just want to find a way to turn them into your "brainless fans" ", when you do this, when you are in trouble or being bullied by others, they will naturally take the initiative to help you. But before that, you have to learn to pretend to be a grandson, remember that customers are always God, and water friends are always Yes sir, if you want to become a successful anchor, you can’t be in a hurry, you have to take it step by step. Of course, during this period, the old man will definitely give you some guidance as your manager. As for the rest, the old man I will also manage it for you. Don't worry, just do what the old man said, and within a year, the old man will guarantee you to be popular in the soul world!"
After finishing speaking, the old man ran up to Zhang Xiaoqiang and waved his sleeve robe: "You have to find this feeling, this passage is the Naihe bridge to the soul world, you are the anchor of the soul world, you are the great anchor of the soul world , and may become a super anchor who spans two sessions of human soul in the future... How is it? Are you emotional?"
Subconsciously nodded, being fooled by the old man's words, Zhang Xiaoqiang's head was full of stars, and all the anger that had come to his mouth disappeared, replaced by longing for the future life.
Seeing that the heat was almost ready, the old man patted Zhang Xiaoqiang on the shoulder with a characteristic smile of "MLM leader": "Okay! Don't think about anything else, hurry up and take the money and let's go to this place."
A stream of consciousness appeared in his mind. Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was immersed in the illusion of "promotion and salary increase, becoming the general manager, becoming the CEO, marrying Bai Fumei, and reaching the pinnacle of life", was stunned by the sudden stream of consciousness. That's all, I belatedly realized that I was being led into a pit by the old man again.
"Fuck! What kind of moth are you messing around with?" Pulling the stream of consciousness, Zhang Xiaoqiang only glanced at it, and immediately shouted in shock: "Meat factory!? What did you ask me to do here?"
"The secret must not be leaked, the old man will tell you the answer when you go." Stroking his beard, the old man had a proud face of "I won't tell if I kill you".
Seeing the blessed expression of the old god stick, Zhang Xiaoqiang was sure that "there must be something wrong with this matter", and he immediately refused without thinking: "Oh, what a secret! Then don't tell me."
While talking, Zhang Xiaoqiang touched the twig from the ground and put it on top of his head.
The old man was stunned: "Xiaoqiang, what are you doing?"
"Oh, it's okay, my whole lightning rod... take precautions."
Speechless!
"Don't you want to become a super anchor in the soul world?" Seeing that Zhang Xiaoqiang was unable to speak, the old man quickly repeated his old trick and tried to lure Xiaozhi.
I never thought that Zhang Xiaoqiang curled his lips: "Vulgar! Look at you people, you talk about stars, Internet celebrities, models, anchors all day long... can't you have a higher level of ideal ambition? I wanted to be Did I mention the successor of YI, the co-owner of CHANG? Am I inflated? Am I proud?"
The old man who was talking about it after a row was speechless, but in the end, he had no choice but to use his trump card: "Don't forget, only the old man can help you with that little girl Su Lengche, you do what the old man said. Do it, this old man will help you..."
"Haha!" Lang Xiao interrupted the old man's "sugar-coated cannonball", and Zhang Xiaoqiang looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle: "Do you think I'm the kind of person who would hang from a tree?"
After the words were closed, Zhang Xiaoqiang lowered his head leisurely, and met the eyes of the old man: "No! I will find more hanging trees nearby!"
(End of this chapter)
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