Greatest anchor in history

Chapter 178

Do you know what it feels like to break into a cold sweat in the dog days of summer?

At this time, Zhang Xiaoqiang deeply understood it.

He stared at the burly woman in front of him like an idiot, and in his heart, countless grass and mud horses galloped past.

What is this called?
Did this woman get kicked in the head by a donkey?

With a talent like my brother, successful overseas people pursue you?I……

"Student Li, actually... that... I think..."

"I know, I know that what happened this morning gave you a lot of misunderstanding. I hope you understand that I just helped you this morning because I didn't want you to disturb my reading. It doesn't mean anything else. Everyone is currently a student, so you should Focus on studies. When you enter the society in the future, I believe you will meet someone who suits you. Let’s be friends.”

Want to cry but have no tears!Zhang Xiaoqiang wanted to say something, but Li Huan'e got up and left on her own.

Looking at the woman's muscular back, Zhang Xiaoqiang has no reason to feel aggrieved.

People work as agents and live in high-end hotels, have high-end crushes, and use superb equipment.

And what about Zhang Xiaoqiang?I live in a cheap rental house of 600 yuan a month, buy magnesium aluminum that is more manly than a man, and use a bus card.

That's why he got dumped the good guy card.

Depressed and unwilling, Zhang Xiaoqiang returned home.

When the old pig saw Zhang Xiaoqiang coming back downcast, he immediately figured out a thing or two, and immediately stepped forward to hold Zhang Xiaoqiang's palm: "Did Xiaoqiang suffer any grievances today?"

Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly felt a surge of grief and anger from his heart, and then reached out to hug the old pig's fat body, wailing: "Brother Pig~ My heart is so cool."

The old pig nodded understandingly: "Xiaoqiang, brother pig understands everything, if you feel uncomfortable, just tell brother pig, it will make you feel better."

"Brother Zhu, the baby is feeling miserable. You can't talk about it." Well, being "abandoned" by Li Huan'e, who was so ruthless, how can Zhang Xiaoqiang still have the face to live in this world.

The old pig patted Zhang Xiaoqiang on the shoulder: "It's okay, tell Brother Zhu if it was Li Huan'e who made you like this?"

It's okay not to mention Li Huan'e, but this mention of Li Huan'e and Zhang Xiaoqiang's emotions became more and more out of control.

Seeing this, the old pig decided 100% that it was related to Li Huan'e at this time. Immediately, he was furious, and blurted out: "Bichi!! I knew it was that bitch!! I think it's okay to kill me in the next year. You bullied my brother. Xiaoqiang, don’t be afraid, tell me the truth, what did Bichi do to you!? There was someone in the sky back then, and we couldn’t do anything about him. Now that I’m in the human world, I’m with him Calculate."

The old pig's words made Zhang Xiaoqiang feel the warmth of spring.

But... straightening up, Zhang Xiaoqiang asked solemnly: "Brother Zhu, you said that Li Huan'e is Chang'e, I want to ask, has she ever been to Korea?"

"What is South Korea?" Lao Zhu started the [-] why mode.

"It's the stick." Zhang Xiaoqiang blurted out subconsciously.

"Bangzi!?" The Great Sage jumped three feet high: "Where is it, where is it?"

The great sage's jump really startled Zhang Xiaoqiang, the old pig.

Regarding Dasheng's blah, blah, blah, Laozhu didn't say anything, and directly reprimanded: "Mentally retarded! Xiaoqiang is talking about sticks, not your Dinghaishenzhen!"

"Stay!! You fat man, who are you calling mentally retarded?"

"I will scold whoever answers!"

"I see that you are itching for a tickle?"

"What's the matter, want to fight?"

"Hit as soon as you hit, my old grandson is still afraid that you will be a dead idiot?"

While talking, the old pig and the great sage stood at one side with their arms and legs ready to start working.

The air in the room was suddenly oppressive, and seeing that a "rock-paper-scissors" was about to be staged, Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly stood up in front of the old pig, the great sage.

"Brother Pig, Brother Monkey, calm down, that... a thousand mistakes, all mistakes are my Xiaoqiang's fault. Blame me for not speaking clearly, you both calm down."

After saying that, Zhang Xiaoqiang pointed to the black and white TV and comforted him, "Brother Monkey, it's going to be exciting after this, and Wukong is going to change his face soon."

The Great Sage turned his head when he heard the words. In the picture, Sun Wukong crouched in mid-air and screamed, his muscles all over his body soared, and his originally flowing long hair also changed towards non-mainstream amidst his hysterical screams.

Seeing such a strange scene, the Great Sage shouted loudly: "There are monsters!"

When it was over, he flashed back to the sofa with a brisk walk, and put on a horseback riding squat pose.

How damn dangerous!
Big beads of sweat dripped from his forehead, and Zhang Xiaoqiang let out a long breath.

Needless to say, he once again prevented a great battle and saved the peace of the earth.

After finishing the Great Sage, Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't dare to delay, and immediately set his sights on Lao Zhu: "Brother Zhu, about that South Korea...it's actually a place name."

"Oh, so, is that land fun? I haven't heard of it before."

"Uh..." Thinking about it, I still didn't tell Bangzi that Journey to the West was their Guo Jia's matter, otherwise, with the temper of Journey to the West Er Sao in front of him, it is estimated that the other end of the stick will not be peaceful.

After deliberating for two seconds, Zhang Xiaoqiang replied tactfully: "That is a place that can turn decay into magic."

"Fairyland! This is really the first time I've heard of it."

Isn't that right... In that place, the ugly can become beautiful, the beautiful can become ugly, the tall can become short, and the short can become tall. No, there is no doubt that the stick is the second, and no one dares to say the first.

Needless to say, since Laozhu has never heard of Korea, it is naturally impossible for Chang'e to go for plastic surgery.

Since such an old pig, why did he decide that Li Huan'e is Chang'e?

Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was not reconciled, had to find an explanation for himself anyway. After a long silence, he spoke again: "Brother Zhu, do you think that after Chang'e flew to the moon, is there any possibility that she will not think about jumping off a building? The one that hit the ground face first?"

"Impossible! It's just a one-story house with no buildings."

"What about hitting a tree? Doesn't she have a tree!" Zhang Xiaoqiang still knows Wu Gang's fables.

"Why did you hit the tree? Isn't that a fool!" Zhang Xiaoqiang was speechless when the old pig asked rhetorically.

"This...isn't there three missing and one above? When people are depressed, they will inevitably do some strange things, ha ha, ha ha." Zhang Xiaoqiang replied helplessly with a couple of laughs.

"Don't worry, even if Chang'e's Bichi wants to do this, the environment of the earth will not kill anyone!"

Think about it, too, from a physical point of view, there is basically no way to die on the moon.

But having said that, what Laozhu said made Zhang Xiaoqiang look at him with admiration.

Such profound and obscure scientific knowledge can be blurted out by an old pig. It seems that why the [-] were not in vain.

As he spoke, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt a shock in his pocket.

He quickly took out his phone, turned on the screen and took a look... Rosen! !

All kinds of grievances, all kinds of regrets, in the final analysis, the instigator of all incidents is this Luo Sen! !

(End of this chapter)