Greatest anchor in history
Chapter 18
Chapter 18
Emma!How embarrassing!
As soon as the horn sounded, nearly a hundred eyes from the southeast, northwest and northwest of the intersection fell on Zhang Xiaoqiang.
Zhang Xiaoqiang felt that his leg bones were weak at that time, and he had to sit in the car, or he would definitely have a "dog shit" on his ass.
I don't know if it's a psychological factor, but Zhang Xiaoqiang always felt that the pedestrians who were waiting for the signal lights at the traffic lights at the intersection on the opposite side looked at him unkindly, and there seemed to be a faint murderous look in the dark.
After adjusting the sound source that was damned wrong, the long-lost green light finally arrived.
At that moment, Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly started the car, stepped on the accelerator, and fled the scene of the crime in a panic.
Your uncle!Online games kill people!
"Driving carefully is the foundation, and driving etiquette comes first!"
"Pedestrian crossings give way to cars, and people in various lanes give way to cars!"
……
After the long journey, Zhang Xiaoqiang traveled northward under the education of "traffic education slogan".
This is definitely the time he has received the most "attractive gifts" outside in his life, and it is probably the first time others have seen an "expert man" riding a battery car and playing "traffic slogans".
"Ah Qiu" was galloping steadily on the road. As soon as he left the intersection, Zhang Xiaoqiang's speed did not dare to go below 40 miles.
He is really scared now, he is afraid that uncle traffic police will catch him again and give him the job of "long-term propagandist".
In fact, you say it’s okay to be a propagandist, and you have the right to contribute to social stability and family harmony.
But the problem is, if you only give "publicity rights" but not "enforcement rights" to this matter, your life will be at risk.
Along the way, Zhang Xiaoqiang has experienced many dangerous moments, especially at traffic crossings, good guy!It is often glared at by the desperate guys who "run the red light", "over the fence" and "cross the road" on a large scale.
This is thanks to the fact that he didn't encounter a red light, otherwise Zhang Xiaoqiang was really afraid of being "blooded" away by people who didn't know the truth.
After running for about 40 minutes under the physical and psychological double blow, Zhang Xiaoqiang almost memorized the entire "traffic slogan" of Chrysalis. Suddenly, he discovered that a factory building on the right side of the street was several meters higher. The big scarlet characters are eye-catching:
"Manjiang Red Meat Factory!"
"Hey, kid, it's here! It's here, quick! Quick! Let's hurry over there!" Before Zhang Xiaoqiang could react, the old man's urgent voice came from his head.
Zhang Xiaoqiang curled his lips angrily, and then said seriously: "Why are you in a hurry! Ride well, walk well, and safety will be with you every step of the way. Didn't you see that it's a double yellow line? You have to make a U-turn at the intersection ahead!"
The old man was speechless.
So, the two rode for 20 minutes without seeing the shadow of the intersection.
At this time, the old man was not sure and asked: "Uh, Xiaoqiang, the fence was opened just now, what does the curved line drawn on the old man mean?"
As soon as the foot brake stopped, Zhang Xiaoqiang was stunned for two seconds, and immediately shouted: "I'm stupid! That's the U-turn sign! Didn't your uncle say it earlier?"
"This...you didn't ask the old man!"
Speechless!
Holding on to the handlebar, Zhang Xiaoqiang turned his head on the spot, and the old man asked in amazement, "Xiaoqiang, what are you planning to do?"
"Nonsense! Of course I'm going back!"
"Uh... this seems to be against the rules!"
"Buzz! Buzz!" The battery roared...
"Riding bikes is orderly, and walking is moral."
"A fluke hides a danger, and a consciousness guarantees a safety."
……
20 minutes later, Zhang Xiaoqiang returned to the disputed point, turned gracefully, smoothly turned onto the side street, and then accelerated towards the target location.
After parking the car outside the factory gate, Zhang Xiaoqiang forgot about the gloomy factory gate, swallowed and stepped in.
"Hey, what are you doing?" A guard in the reception room opened the glass window and asked.
yes!What am I here for!
This question really confused Zhang Xiaoqiang. He was so busy negotiating deals with the old man before that he didn't know what he was doing in the meat joint factory.
Immediately sending out a stream of consciousness, he asked back: "Old man, what are we here for?"
"Find someone!"
"Oh, I'm here to find someone." Taking advantage of the opportunity to answer the old man, Zhang Xiaoqiang smiled all over his face.
"Who are you looking for?"
"The pig is just like the hyena." Repeated the old man's answer again.
After hearing this, the guard frowned slightly, then waved his hand to signal Zhang Xiaoqiang to go in.
"Hey, old man, who is Zhu Ganglian? This name is too ugly, do you know him?"
"Hehe, not only do I know him, but you also know him."
"I know him too?" Zhang Xiaoqiang was confused by what the old man said.
"Okay, let's talk nonsense later, let's find someone first."
Seeing the old man's serious tone, Zhang Xiaoqiang wisely shut his mouth and began to perform his duties.
I just wandered around the factory building and asked a few people on duty that day, but none of them had ever heard of "Pig Gang Mane".
"Hey, old man, are you mistaken? I don't know anyone here." Under the scorching sun, Zhang Xiaoqiang's patience was disappearing.
But the old man was persistent in making sure the address was correct.
In order to counterattack Qin Puze, Zhang Xiaoqiang had no choice but to bite the bullet and continue wandering around the factory.
To be honest, wandering around a meat factory in the summer is not a pleasant thing. Not to mention the coldness of the slaughterhouse itself, the pig sex is enough to make you sick.
"Old man, we're almost going around the factory, there's no one you're looking for!" With his head drooping, Zhang Xiaoqiang was full of bitterness.
At this moment, a pig howl suddenly exploded in the sky above the factory area!
Zhang Xiaoqiang swears that it is definitely the most miserable sound he has heard in his life, even if he was surrounded by handsome "dogs" when he was three years old, it is not as miserable as howling.
"No!" the old man suddenly exclaimed.
"What's the matter?" Zhang Xiaoqiang was startled by the old man's bluff at this juncture.
"I was looking for someone just now, why are there pigs...yes, there are pigs! Hurry up, Xiaoqiang, hurry up, let's go find pigs!"
"Ah? Looking for a pig?"
"Okay! Don't talk nonsense! Something big will happen if it's later!"
My mind was muddled, but my body couldn't help running towards the "pig howling" under the urging of the old man.
Relying on the memory of the factory area when he came here, Zhang Xiaoqiang quickly locked the slaughter area.
When we got to the spot, we saw a white and tender fat pig pedaling desperately with "all four hooves up to the sky", and a big shirtless man above it pressed down on the pig's body with a ferocious face.
This scene is so familiar, Zhang Xiaoqiang doesn't know what to think of, "Second Master" is actually ready to move.
At this moment, the old man's urging voice came again: "Save him quickly! Xiaoqiang, save him quickly!"
"Save it?" Zhang Xiaoqiang wanted to hit someone. He felt that his IQ had been seriously insulted: "Old man, are you fucking playing with me again?"
"I didn't play with you! Hurry up and save him, or something serious will happen!"
"What happened to your grandpa!! You treat me like an idiot! Ask me to save a pig!?"
"No! He's not a pig... Hey, how can I tell you... He, he is actually the "Purification Messenger"!!"
"Purification altar messenger!?" Why is it so "familiar", as if I have heard it somewhere.
"Oh my God! Marshal Canopy, you should know, right?" The old man was going crazy with his hands covering his head.
Suddenly, Zhang Xiaoqiang was stunned on the ground, and after a few seconds he jumped up from the ground: "Fuck, old man, what are you talking about? You said that guy is..."
Nodding vigorously, the old man had a "gratified" look on his face.
Emma!You kid finally figured it out!
Turning his face away, Zhang Xiaoqiang once again landed on the struggling pig on the table.
His mind is a little confused... This guy is actually Marshal Zhu Bajie of the Canopy!
How the hell is that possible! !
When he was distracted, the old man suddenly shouted in his head: "Not good, Xiaoqiang! Save the Marshal!"
Zhang Xiaoqiang followed the trend and saw that the shirtless man had already raised the butcher knife in his hand.
Seeing that it was about to fall, at this critical moment, Zhang Xiaoqiang had a quick wit, and with all his strength, he raised his palm and shouted:
"Strong man! Save the pig under the knife!"
(End of this chapter)
Emma!How embarrassing!
As soon as the horn sounded, nearly a hundred eyes from the southeast, northwest and northwest of the intersection fell on Zhang Xiaoqiang.
Zhang Xiaoqiang felt that his leg bones were weak at that time, and he had to sit in the car, or he would definitely have a "dog shit" on his ass.
I don't know if it's a psychological factor, but Zhang Xiaoqiang always felt that the pedestrians who were waiting for the signal lights at the traffic lights at the intersection on the opposite side looked at him unkindly, and there seemed to be a faint murderous look in the dark.
After adjusting the sound source that was damned wrong, the long-lost green light finally arrived.
At that moment, Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly started the car, stepped on the accelerator, and fled the scene of the crime in a panic.
Your uncle!Online games kill people!
"Driving carefully is the foundation, and driving etiquette comes first!"
"Pedestrian crossings give way to cars, and people in various lanes give way to cars!"
……
After the long journey, Zhang Xiaoqiang traveled northward under the education of "traffic education slogan".
This is definitely the time he has received the most "attractive gifts" outside in his life, and it is probably the first time others have seen an "expert man" riding a battery car and playing "traffic slogans".
"Ah Qiu" was galloping steadily on the road. As soon as he left the intersection, Zhang Xiaoqiang's speed did not dare to go below 40 miles.
He is really scared now, he is afraid that uncle traffic police will catch him again and give him the job of "long-term propagandist".
In fact, you say it’s okay to be a propagandist, and you have the right to contribute to social stability and family harmony.
But the problem is, if you only give "publicity rights" but not "enforcement rights" to this matter, your life will be at risk.
Along the way, Zhang Xiaoqiang has experienced many dangerous moments, especially at traffic crossings, good guy!It is often glared at by the desperate guys who "run the red light", "over the fence" and "cross the road" on a large scale.
This is thanks to the fact that he didn't encounter a red light, otherwise Zhang Xiaoqiang was really afraid of being "blooded" away by people who didn't know the truth.
After running for about 40 minutes under the physical and psychological double blow, Zhang Xiaoqiang almost memorized the entire "traffic slogan" of Chrysalis. Suddenly, he discovered that a factory building on the right side of the street was several meters higher. The big scarlet characters are eye-catching:
"Manjiang Red Meat Factory!"
"Hey, kid, it's here! It's here, quick! Quick! Let's hurry over there!" Before Zhang Xiaoqiang could react, the old man's urgent voice came from his head.
Zhang Xiaoqiang curled his lips angrily, and then said seriously: "Why are you in a hurry! Ride well, walk well, and safety will be with you every step of the way. Didn't you see that it's a double yellow line? You have to make a U-turn at the intersection ahead!"
The old man was speechless.
So, the two rode for 20 minutes without seeing the shadow of the intersection.
At this time, the old man was not sure and asked: "Uh, Xiaoqiang, the fence was opened just now, what does the curved line drawn on the old man mean?"
As soon as the foot brake stopped, Zhang Xiaoqiang was stunned for two seconds, and immediately shouted: "I'm stupid! That's the U-turn sign! Didn't your uncle say it earlier?"
"This...you didn't ask the old man!"
Speechless!
Holding on to the handlebar, Zhang Xiaoqiang turned his head on the spot, and the old man asked in amazement, "Xiaoqiang, what are you planning to do?"
"Nonsense! Of course I'm going back!"
"Uh... this seems to be against the rules!"
"Buzz! Buzz!" The battery roared...
"Riding bikes is orderly, and walking is moral."
"A fluke hides a danger, and a consciousness guarantees a safety."
……
20 minutes later, Zhang Xiaoqiang returned to the disputed point, turned gracefully, smoothly turned onto the side street, and then accelerated towards the target location.
After parking the car outside the factory gate, Zhang Xiaoqiang forgot about the gloomy factory gate, swallowed and stepped in.
"Hey, what are you doing?" A guard in the reception room opened the glass window and asked.
yes!What am I here for!
This question really confused Zhang Xiaoqiang. He was so busy negotiating deals with the old man before that he didn't know what he was doing in the meat joint factory.
Immediately sending out a stream of consciousness, he asked back: "Old man, what are we here for?"
"Find someone!"
"Oh, I'm here to find someone." Taking advantage of the opportunity to answer the old man, Zhang Xiaoqiang smiled all over his face.
"Who are you looking for?"
"The pig is just like the hyena." Repeated the old man's answer again.
After hearing this, the guard frowned slightly, then waved his hand to signal Zhang Xiaoqiang to go in.
"Hey, old man, who is Zhu Ganglian? This name is too ugly, do you know him?"
"Hehe, not only do I know him, but you also know him."
"I know him too?" Zhang Xiaoqiang was confused by what the old man said.
"Okay, let's talk nonsense later, let's find someone first."
Seeing the old man's serious tone, Zhang Xiaoqiang wisely shut his mouth and began to perform his duties.
I just wandered around the factory building and asked a few people on duty that day, but none of them had ever heard of "Pig Gang Mane".
"Hey, old man, are you mistaken? I don't know anyone here." Under the scorching sun, Zhang Xiaoqiang's patience was disappearing.
But the old man was persistent in making sure the address was correct.
In order to counterattack Qin Puze, Zhang Xiaoqiang had no choice but to bite the bullet and continue wandering around the factory.
To be honest, wandering around a meat factory in the summer is not a pleasant thing. Not to mention the coldness of the slaughterhouse itself, the pig sex is enough to make you sick.
"Old man, we're almost going around the factory, there's no one you're looking for!" With his head drooping, Zhang Xiaoqiang was full of bitterness.
At this moment, a pig howl suddenly exploded in the sky above the factory area!
Zhang Xiaoqiang swears that it is definitely the most miserable sound he has heard in his life, even if he was surrounded by handsome "dogs" when he was three years old, it is not as miserable as howling.
"No!" the old man suddenly exclaimed.
"What's the matter?" Zhang Xiaoqiang was startled by the old man's bluff at this juncture.
"I was looking for someone just now, why are there pigs...yes, there are pigs! Hurry up, Xiaoqiang, hurry up, let's go find pigs!"
"Ah? Looking for a pig?"
"Okay! Don't talk nonsense! Something big will happen if it's later!"
My mind was muddled, but my body couldn't help running towards the "pig howling" under the urging of the old man.
Relying on the memory of the factory area when he came here, Zhang Xiaoqiang quickly locked the slaughter area.
When we got to the spot, we saw a white and tender fat pig pedaling desperately with "all four hooves up to the sky", and a big shirtless man above it pressed down on the pig's body with a ferocious face.
This scene is so familiar, Zhang Xiaoqiang doesn't know what to think of, "Second Master" is actually ready to move.
At this moment, the old man's urging voice came again: "Save him quickly! Xiaoqiang, save him quickly!"
"Save it?" Zhang Xiaoqiang wanted to hit someone. He felt that his IQ had been seriously insulted: "Old man, are you fucking playing with me again?"
"I didn't play with you! Hurry up and save him, or something serious will happen!"
"What happened to your grandpa!! You treat me like an idiot! Ask me to save a pig!?"
"No! He's not a pig... Hey, how can I tell you... He, he is actually the "Purification Messenger"!!"
"Purification altar messenger!?" Why is it so "familiar", as if I have heard it somewhere.
"Oh my God! Marshal Canopy, you should know, right?" The old man was going crazy with his hands covering his head.
Suddenly, Zhang Xiaoqiang was stunned on the ground, and after a few seconds he jumped up from the ground: "Fuck, old man, what are you talking about? You said that guy is..."
Nodding vigorously, the old man had a "gratified" look on his face.
Emma!You kid finally figured it out!
Turning his face away, Zhang Xiaoqiang once again landed on the struggling pig on the table.
His mind is a little confused... This guy is actually Marshal Zhu Bajie of the Canopy!
How the hell is that possible! !
When he was distracted, the old man suddenly shouted in his head: "Not good, Xiaoqiang! Save the Marshal!"
Zhang Xiaoqiang followed the trend and saw that the shirtless man had already raised the butcher knife in his hand.
Seeing that it was about to fall, at this critical moment, Zhang Xiaoqiang had a quick wit, and with all his strength, he raised his palm and shouted:
"Strong man! Save the pig under the knife!"
(End of this chapter)
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