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Chapter 195 You Want to Harm Someone
Chapter 195 You Want to Harm Someone
If Isuzu wants to win, it is no problem to have Xiaobailong possessed.
But if you want to win without anyone noticing, you will undoubtedly have to make some disguises.
Zhang Xiaoqiang's current intention is to hope that Xiaobailong can disguise his own ability to be as good as a luxury car.
In this way, even if the audience is crushed in the end, others will not see anything special.
After hearing Zhang Xiaoqiang's question, Xiao Bailong pondered for a while, then replied: "No problem, you go get some beans."
"Ah!? Bean!? What are you doing with bean? I'm so stupid, you are not planning to..." The joke about "human body nitrogen" flashed in my mind.
Impossible, absolutely impossible.
Zhang Xiaoqiang insisted on denying the idea in his head.
But the reality is cruel, and Xiao Bailong replied rather simply: "Eating beans can produce gas, you just need to get me some beans, and I can generate enough gas to fake the nitrogen jet effect."
"I'll go! Brother Ao, you, you, you, you, you, you, are you kidding me?"
Zhang Xiaoqiang is sure that Xiaobailong must have the ability to fart, but the problem is that he is now possessed by an Isuzu, this shit...
"Of course I'm not joking, I'm serious."
"Seriously...then, then...how do you eat beans?"
"It's simple, you just open the fuel tank cap and just pour it in, and I'll handle the rest."
Speechless!Completely speechless!
Zhang Xiaoqiang only felt ten thousand mud horses galloping past in his heart.
"Brother Ao, don't tell me, the fuel tank cap is yours..."
Something seemed to be choked in his throat, and Zhang Xiaoqiang originally wanted to ask if the position of the fuel tank cap was the little white dragon's "chrysanthemum".
But considering Xiaobailong's identity, Zhang Xiaoqiang shut his mouth wisely.
"What is it me?" Little White Dragon inexplicably asked.
Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly said: "No, it's nothing. Well, Brother Bo, if you make sure to give you beans, you can..."
"No problem, sure, I'm sure and sure."
"It's over!" Since Ao Lie was so sure of his reply, Zhang Xiaoqiang stopped asking.
Immediately open the door, jump out of the car, sweep around the crowd, and easily find the landmark "person" who stands out from the crowd.
"Li Huan'e, Li Huan'e!" Zhang Xiaoqiang jumped up and down while waving his arms.
The girl was originally admiring all kinds of luxury cars in the crowd, when she suddenly heard a familiar voice calling, she looked over and sighed.
If possible, Li Huan'e would rather not have teased Zhang Xiaoqiang to come and race.
Well, it's a shame to contact the other party now.
This embarrassment is not only because the other party's car is weird, but more importantly, the latter's words are really out of tune.
But what can I do, the person is brought here by himself, it is really unreasonable to shake his face at this time.
In desperation, Li Huan'e could only walk towards Zhang Xiaoqiang's location with heavy steps in the mood of mourning.
"Quick! Hurry up! Hurry up!" Afraid that the game would start, Zhang Xiaoqiang anxiously waved.
"Why are you in such a hurry." After the end, Li Huan'e asked with a discouraged face.
"That one needs your help with something important."
"what's up?"
"You now! Hurry up and go to the hotel to get some beans, the more the better!"
"Ah!?" "Are you stupid" was written all over his face. Li Huan'e couldn't understand and swallowed: "What do you want beans for?"
"Reform the car!" Zhang Xiaoqiang took it for granted.
"Douzi... remodel the car!?" Li Huan'e's eyes were full of stars just as if her ears had been fixed.
"Okay, I can't tell you the details now, anyway, go and help me get beans now, your life is at stake." Turning around the woman's body, Zhang Xiaoqiang kept pushing.
Li Huan'e was speechless: "Where do you want me to get you beans this evening?"
"It's definitely possible. Believe in yourself, you can do it." Qu Bi made a cheering gesture, and Zhang Xiaoqiang sold Li Huan'e just like that.
Fifteen minutes later, a loudspeaker above the venue shouted: "Drivers and female companions, please take your seats next to the car. We will start the race in two minutes."
I go!Starting so soon?
Where are you, Li Huan'e, don't let down the great trust of the motherland.
From time to time, Zhang Xiaoqiang looked towards the direction behind the mountain, and Zhang Xiaoqiang's eyes were filled with anticipation.
But after a while, his attention was turned.
No way, those beauties next to the luxury cars are too...
"Xiaoqiang! Xiaoqiang!" The woman called out with a rough breath.
Li Huan'e's appearance instantly attracted everyone's attention. There was no way around it. A giant nearly two meters tall was running at a speed of "120 miles per second." This scene would scare everyone!
Hurry up and spontaneously get out of the way for Li Huan'e, this time it's Zhang Xiaoqiang's turn to dare not talk to Li Huan'e.
Good guy, look at the beautiful woman next to the car, and then look at yourself...the gap is so big, why is it so big?
"Bang!"
What was shocking was not Li Huan'e's physical appearance. After the woman reached the ground, she threw a big bag of things from her shoulder with her backhand.
The moment the heavy bag hit the ground, the ground trembled faintly.
Looking at the bulging sack, Zhang Xiaoqiang was in a bad mood. He looked uncertainly with his lips and asked, "Li, Li Huan'e, I, I told you to make beans, no, I didn't tell you to make a sack of ironware."
Hearing this, Li Huan'e wiped the sweat off her face with her hands, good guy, this test was like a thunderstorm.
After narrowly avoiding Li Huan'e's torrential rain, Zhang Xiaoqiang heard the woman scold: "What iron, these are beans."
"This is..." In disbelief, he opened the sack, and Zhang Xiaoqiang looked inside the bag.
I'm stupid!Really beans! !
"W-where did you get all those beans?"
"Where else could it be, the back hall of the hotel." Li Huan'e replied domineeringly, and immediately added: "I got these beans on credit, and you have to give the money to someone later."
"I..." Speechless!
It is said that there is no hair on the mouth, and the work is not firm. Zhang Xiaoqiang has learned the true meaning of this sentence today.
"Hey! Zhang Xiaoqiang, what are you doing! The competition is about to start, what kind of plane are you flying?"
This room was depressed and angry, and an annoying voice came from that room.
Zhang Xiaoqiang turned his head and said angrily: "Liu Jie, what's wrong with you if I fly a plane?"
It was also unexpected that Zhang Xiaoqiang would be so strong today. Liu Jie was stunned, and pointed to his chest proudly: "I am the organizer of the game, do you think I will do my business?"
Grass!Anyone can be an official these days.
Eyes fell on the sack between Zhang Xiaoqiang and Li Huan'e, Liu Jie took two steps forward with curiosity: "What is this? Huh? Beans!? Zhang Xiaoqiang, what are you doing with these?"
Frowning for two seconds, Liu Jie seemed to have his butt caught by something, and jumped three feet high: "Ah!? I see, you kid is going to throw beans on the ground to hurt people during the game, right!?"
(End of this chapter)
If Isuzu wants to win, it is no problem to have Xiaobailong possessed.
But if you want to win without anyone noticing, you will undoubtedly have to make some disguises.
Zhang Xiaoqiang's current intention is to hope that Xiaobailong can disguise his own ability to be as good as a luxury car.
In this way, even if the audience is crushed in the end, others will not see anything special.
After hearing Zhang Xiaoqiang's question, Xiao Bailong pondered for a while, then replied: "No problem, you go get some beans."
"Ah!? Bean!? What are you doing with bean? I'm so stupid, you are not planning to..." The joke about "human body nitrogen" flashed in my mind.
Impossible, absolutely impossible.
Zhang Xiaoqiang insisted on denying the idea in his head.
But the reality is cruel, and Xiao Bailong replied rather simply: "Eating beans can produce gas, you just need to get me some beans, and I can generate enough gas to fake the nitrogen jet effect."
"I'll go! Brother Ao, you, you, you, you, you, you, are you kidding me?"
Zhang Xiaoqiang is sure that Xiaobailong must have the ability to fart, but the problem is that he is now possessed by an Isuzu, this shit...
"Of course I'm not joking, I'm serious."
"Seriously...then, then...how do you eat beans?"
"It's simple, you just open the fuel tank cap and just pour it in, and I'll handle the rest."
Speechless!Completely speechless!
Zhang Xiaoqiang only felt ten thousand mud horses galloping past in his heart.
"Brother Ao, don't tell me, the fuel tank cap is yours..."
Something seemed to be choked in his throat, and Zhang Xiaoqiang originally wanted to ask if the position of the fuel tank cap was the little white dragon's "chrysanthemum".
But considering Xiaobailong's identity, Zhang Xiaoqiang shut his mouth wisely.
"What is it me?" Little White Dragon inexplicably asked.
Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly said: "No, it's nothing. Well, Brother Bo, if you make sure to give you beans, you can..."
"No problem, sure, I'm sure and sure."
"It's over!" Since Ao Lie was so sure of his reply, Zhang Xiaoqiang stopped asking.
Immediately open the door, jump out of the car, sweep around the crowd, and easily find the landmark "person" who stands out from the crowd.
"Li Huan'e, Li Huan'e!" Zhang Xiaoqiang jumped up and down while waving his arms.
The girl was originally admiring all kinds of luxury cars in the crowd, when she suddenly heard a familiar voice calling, she looked over and sighed.
If possible, Li Huan'e would rather not have teased Zhang Xiaoqiang to come and race.
Well, it's a shame to contact the other party now.
This embarrassment is not only because the other party's car is weird, but more importantly, the latter's words are really out of tune.
But what can I do, the person is brought here by himself, it is really unreasonable to shake his face at this time.
In desperation, Li Huan'e could only walk towards Zhang Xiaoqiang's location with heavy steps in the mood of mourning.
"Quick! Hurry up! Hurry up!" Afraid that the game would start, Zhang Xiaoqiang anxiously waved.
"Why are you in such a hurry." After the end, Li Huan'e asked with a discouraged face.
"That one needs your help with something important."
"what's up?"
"You now! Hurry up and go to the hotel to get some beans, the more the better!"
"Ah!?" "Are you stupid" was written all over his face. Li Huan'e couldn't understand and swallowed: "What do you want beans for?"
"Reform the car!" Zhang Xiaoqiang took it for granted.
"Douzi... remodel the car!?" Li Huan'e's eyes were full of stars just as if her ears had been fixed.
"Okay, I can't tell you the details now, anyway, go and help me get beans now, your life is at stake." Turning around the woman's body, Zhang Xiaoqiang kept pushing.
Li Huan'e was speechless: "Where do you want me to get you beans this evening?"
"It's definitely possible. Believe in yourself, you can do it." Qu Bi made a cheering gesture, and Zhang Xiaoqiang sold Li Huan'e just like that.
Fifteen minutes later, a loudspeaker above the venue shouted: "Drivers and female companions, please take your seats next to the car. We will start the race in two minutes."
I go!Starting so soon?
Where are you, Li Huan'e, don't let down the great trust of the motherland.
From time to time, Zhang Xiaoqiang looked towards the direction behind the mountain, and Zhang Xiaoqiang's eyes were filled with anticipation.
But after a while, his attention was turned.
No way, those beauties next to the luxury cars are too...
"Xiaoqiang! Xiaoqiang!" The woman called out with a rough breath.
Li Huan'e's appearance instantly attracted everyone's attention. There was no way around it. A giant nearly two meters tall was running at a speed of "120 miles per second." This scene would scare everyone!
Hurry up and spontaneously get out of the way for Li Huan'e, this time it's Zhang Xiaoqiang's turn to dare not talk to Li Huan'e.
Good guy, look at the beautiful woman next to the car, and then look at yourself...the gap is so big, why is it so big?
"Bang!"
What was shocking was not Li Huan'e's physical appearance. After the woman reached the ground, she threw a big bag of things from her shoulder with her backhand.
The moment the heavy bag hit the ground, the ground trembled faintly.
Looking at the bulging sack, Zhang Xiaoqiang was in a bad mood. He looked uncertainly with his lips and asked, "Li, Li Huan'e, I, I told you to make beans, no, I didn't tell you to make a sack of ironware."
Hearing this, Li Huan'e wiped the sweat off her face with her hands, good guy, this test was like a thunderstorm.
After narrowly avoiding Li Huan'e's torrential rain, Zhang Xiaoqiang heard the woman scold: "What iron, these are beans."
"This is..." In disbelief, he opened the sack, and Zhang Xiaoqiang looked inside the bag.
I'm stupid!Really beans! !
"W-where did you get all those beans?"
"Where else could it be, the back hall of the hotel." Li Huan'e replied domineeringly, and immediately added: "I got these beans on credit, and you have to give the money to someone later."
"I..." Speechless!
It is said that there is no hair on the mouth, and the work is not firm. Zhang Xiaoqiang has learned the true meaning of this sentence today.
"Hey! Zhang Xiaoqiang, what are you doing! The competition is about to start, what kind of plane are you flying?"
This room was depressed and angry, and an annoying voice came from that room.
Zhang Xiaoqiang turned his head and said angrily: "Liu Jie, what's wrong with you if I fly a plane?"
It was also unexpected that Zhang Xiaoqiang would be so strong today. Liu Jie was stunned, and pointed to his chest proudly: "I am the organizer of the game, do you think I will do my business?"
Grass!Anyone can be an official these days.
Eyes fell on the sack between Zhang Xiaoqiang and Li Huan'e, Liu Jie took two steps forward with curiosity: "What is this? Huh? Beans!? Zhang Xiaoqiang, what are you doing with these?"
Frowning for two seconds, Liu Jie seemed to have his butt caught by something, and jumped three feet high: "Ah!? I see, you kid is going to throw beans on the ground to hurt people during the game, right!?"
(End of this chapter)
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