Greatest anchor in history

Chapter 197
"Tricks!? That's a trick that an ignorant guy like you can do. And as an old driver, I prefer to call the following things science!"

While talking, Zhang Xiaoqiang opened the fuel tank cap, and then unscrewed the round cap with force.

Listening to the scream of the cover as it rotated, Liu Jie's mind was full of question marks.

At this moment, he couldn't care less about arguing with Zhang Xiaoqiang before he spoke to him just now, and now he just wants to be clear: "Don't tell me that you plan to pour these edamame in there."

Pointing to the mailbox, Liu Jie remained silent.

"Come on, he has the guts? I think he's pretending to be B again."

"That's right! Boy, if you dare to pour beans into the fuel tank, I and the others will eat all your beans!"

……

"OK, my friend, a man means what he says, so stop your farts and don't admit it later!!"

After saying that, Zhang Xiaoqiang tore open the sack, threw out a handful of edamame, and then stuffed it into the fuel tank under the eyes of everyone.

I'm stupid!The whole audience was stunned.

In an instant, Yaque was silent!
This wasn't the end yet. Zhang Xiaoqiang continued stuffing edamame beans into the fuel tank. He didn't stop until he had stuffed dozens of edamame beans into the fuel tank.

"Come, come, that farting friend just now, you give me the leftover edamame. It just so happens that you have a bad mouth, so eat this to make it easier for you to divert down the road! So as not to smoke people in the future!"

I also didn't expect Zhang Xiaoqiang to come for real, and the exaggerated face of being teased positively was uncertain.

In front of so many people, if you say something, it will be like throwing shit. If you say to recycle it, how disgusting.

But if it was so late, with so many edamame... Leaving aside whether the stomach could bear it, the gas produced by the chemical reaction alone would probably go to heaven.

Depressed, he exaggeratedly argued, "What's the point of stuffing it in, if you have the guts to activate it, if you dare to activate it, I'll..."

"嗡~嗡~嗡~", before the exaggerated words stopped, the hum of the engine sounded.

This time the exaggeration is really speechless.

What's the matter with this shit, the fuel tank can be started even with edamame stuffed in it! ?

"Hehe, brother, the rest of the edamame is yours. I'm still rushing to the competition. If you are a man, you can eat it. Of course, if you don't eat it, I can't do anything about you. Anyway, what you say It's like farting...you can figure it out."

With such an amazing move, Zhang Xiaoqiang not only popularized the relevant scientific knowledge to the exaggerated people, but also reversed the situation on the field.

At least for now, the people who eat melons are all silent in astonishment and shock, and no one is continuing to tease Zhang Xiaoqiang.

At this time, the tweeter, which had been stagnant for a while, sounded again: "Attention all drivers, please take care of all drivers, please bring your model to board the car, we will start the official race immediately."

After the voice fell, Liu Jie looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang, then at Li Huan'e, and said with a smile, "What? Student Xiaoqiang, this is your model?"

"Ah?" Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at Li Huan'e uncertainly for a moment.

Is this guy a model?
Don't be kidding, this guy is good at playing basketball, okay?

Instincts became more and more vetoed, but I never thought that without waiting for Zhang Xiaoqiang to speak, Li Huan'e took the lead and said seriously: "That's right! I am his car model!"

I **** grandpa's grandma's grandpa!

"Li Huan'e, I..."

"You don't need to thank me. I know you don't have a model. I'll sacrifice a bit today and try to be your model. Who told me that I dragged you into the competition?"

Speechless ah there is no! !
Li Huan'e suddenly leaned over and whispered words that directly made Zhang Xiaoqiang Lei's skin burnt on the outside and tender on the inside.

"She's really your model!?" Liu Jie's eyes were teasing.

Zhang Xiaoqiang's heart was bleeding: "She..."

"Say it!!" The fingers pinched Zhang Xiaoqiang from the back. You must know that the strength in Li Huan'e's palm can easily lift a hundred catties of edamame.

After this "tweaking", Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was in pain immediately, agreed: "Oh, yes, yes!"

"Hehe, okay, okay, since it is, then stop talking nonsense and get in the car quickly."

Today's Zhang Xiaoqiang is a firefly in the dark, he is always the focus of attention wherever he goes.

Glancing at Liu Jie who was waiting to see the show, Zhang Xiaoqiang turned his head to one side, lowered his voice and said to Li Huan'e: "Student Li, are you really going to be my model!?"

"I've said it all, don't get excited. It's my rule to stab your friends!"

Depend on!Don't you dare to cheat your father a little bit more, that's also called stabbing your friend in the ribs! ?You Y just stab me twice and forget it.

"Okay, let's go, get in the car quickly, or you will be in trouble if you start slowly." After leaving these words, Li Huan'e walked towards Isuzu with a swaying step.

Looking at the woman's plump and strong face, Zhang Xiaoqiang's forehead was sweating.

This... This thing, can Brother Ao bear it?
In this regard, Zhang Xiaoqiang expressed doubts.

You must know that Ao Lie traveled [-] years to the west, even though he was ridden all the way by Tang Seng.

But who is Tang Seng? He is a member of the Buddhist family and knows how to take care of it. Now it is said that it is a piece of "fresh meat".

But Li Huan'e is a completely negative example.

It weighs nearly a hundred catties...

"Hey, Xiaoqiang, I said that the space in your car is too small, I can't even get in here."

Hearing a woman's complaint, Zhang Xiaoqiang watched helplessly as the Isuzu swayed from side to side and vibrated up and down. He knew it was someone getting on the car, but he thought it was shaking due to the [-]-year ban on driving.

I said big sister, you are too fat to squeeze in, okay?
As soon as she reprimanded her, Li Huan'e gave Zhang Xiaoqiang a strong fight back.

He was stunned and squeezed into the car with perseverance and unremitting efforts.

However, the good times didn't last long, almost at the moment when the woman squeezed into the car, there was a loud explosion in the air.

"boom!"

Who farts! ?

Zhang Xiaoqiang hoped that someone farted loudly.

But the crooked Isuzu ruthlessly shattered the expectations in his heart.

No one was farting at all, the truth is, Li Huan'e, by herself, disabled Xiao Bailong's right hoof.

"Hahaha!"

Unsurprisingly, thunderous laughter erupted on the field.

What a touching scene.

It's not difficult for people to be noticed, but it's rare to be noticed all the time.

Zhang Xiaoqiang and Li Huan'e have successfully become the focus of the entire arena by virtue of their own characteristics.

"Human-powered firecrackers, Emma, ​​I laughed so hard!"

"It's a pity not to act in a sketch!"

……

Having no time to deal with the teasing from the people around him, Zhang Xiaoqiang ran towards Isuzu.

Now, Zhang Xiaoqiang is most worried about Ao Lie getting angry.

Just kidding, his left leg was crippled, how can he bear this tone?
"Brother Ao, brother Ao, you have to calm down, you must be calm!" Muttering in his mouth, Zhang Xiaoqiang ran to the car and opened the door, only to see Li Huan'e nestled in the car.

That posture was like having a lot of meat stuffed into it.

"I'm sorry Xiaoqiang, it's all my fault..."

(End of this chapter)