Greatest anchor in history

Chapter 20 Canopy Marshal Pig Brother
pig!Oh, no, it should be called Marshal Canopy. It was dragged and dragged by Zhang Xiaoqiang into the grove outside the factory.

After putting Bajie on the muddy ground with great effort, Zhang Xiaoqiang's legs went limp and he was completely paralyzed.

Nima! More than 300 catties!From inside the factory to outside the factory...it was full of tears!

Looking at the snow-white fat pig that looked like an enlarged stick with its hooves reaching the sky on the ground, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't connect the meat stall in front of him with the old pig.

"Hey! Old man, are you sure this guy is Brother Pig? It's too cowardly!"

"Hey, don't you also say that it is cowardly, then you can't be wrong."

I'm stupid!What kind of bullshit theory is this.

"I said old man, if you say so, Brother Pig is not afraid that he will get up and beat you up? He is also the former deputy commander-in-chief of the Heavenly Kingdom Navy, the commander of the Galaxy Fleet, and the rank of marshal! Even if it is not useful, it seems to be more economical than your entertainment platform Are people strong?"

"Hey, so what? Later, weren't you deported because of your lifestyle issues?"

"Depend on!"

But having said that, Laozhu also had grievances back then. It is well known that Laozhu was demoted because of "molesting Chang'e after drinking".

But at that time, Chang'e's report on Laozhu had no factual basis, it was purely one-sided, and there was no other circumstantial evidence, which was a typical "someone above".

Later, thanks to the next inspection by the Tianting Disciplinary Inspection Team, Comrade Guanyin, the leader of the inspection team, learned that Comrade Laozhu had a deep grievance during the visit. He immediately talked with Laozhu overnight, and arranged for Laozhu to join the Westbound Four as a part-time worker with no establishment. As a bodyguard, he went to the grassroots for training with "Jin Chanzi", an important member of Tianting's next-generation leadership team.

During this period, Comrade Laozhu did not complain about the unfair treatment, nor did he sink into it. Regardless of personal gains and losses, he took the initiative to maintain the stability and unity of the fairy world and the Buddhist world, and has been closely united around the leading groups such as "Tathagata Buddha" and "Jade Emperor" , On the way to escort the "Golden Cicada" to grass-roots training, he killed demons and tigers, destroyed countless underworld gangs, and successfully dug out multiple heavenly umbrellas.It can be said that hard work has achieved great results.

In the end, Jin Chanzi was promoted to Xitian Central after the expiry of his temporary assignment, and Lao Zhu also returned to Tianting because of his outstanding work.

I don't know if the outside conversation touched the old pig, Ba Jie twitched his hind hoof as stiff as a stick twice.

Although it was very light, it still did not escape Zhang Xiaoqiang who had been watching the old pig closely.

Then, Zhang Xiaoqiang saw a small slit on the pig's head with its eyes closed, then widened and spun around twice.

After confirming that there was no sign of the man with the knife, the old pig sat up from the ground: "Emma, ​​it's dangerous, it's dangerous! It's almost! It's almost!"

After the words were closed, the old pig suddenly turned his face to meet the gaze of Zhang Xiaoqiang in front of him.

At this moment, Zhang Xiaoqiang's mood is complicated!For the first time in history, the direct face-to-face communication between humans and pigs kicked off in this wilderness grove.

That's one small step for man, one giant leap for pigs!

Yes!It's hard for you to imagine Zhang Xiaoqiang's mood at the moment!

It was a pig, a large white pig weighing about 300 catties, and his mother just spoke in front of him!

"Are you Xiaoqiang?"

After all, it was the first time for him to communicate with pigs. Zhang Xiaoqiang was really inexperienced. He slapped himself in the face. After he regained consciousness, he thought about it and snorted as the Romans did.

The old pig was quite curious when he saw this: "Is this your way of greeting?"

After speaking, he followed suit and gave himself a big mouthful.

Zhang Xiaoqiang was speechless!

Because of his nervousness, the old pig misunderstood him and was a little embarrassed, so he subconsciously slapped himself again, and then "hummed" twice.

The old pig tilted his head and stared at Zhang Xiaoqiang for a long time, and finally twitched his mouth and said: "Actually...you can communicate with me without "pig nose language", your pronunciation is not standard. Let's use your official language. "

After the words were closed, Zhang Xiaoqiang heard the old man add in his mind: "Before coming to you, Lao Zhu already got the Mandarin IELTS Level 8 certificate."

"I...you didn't say it earlier!"

Thinking of his self-righteousness just now, Zhang Xiaoqiang was deeply saddened, and the most important thing is...the nose hurts!
Alas, what a disgrace to mankind!

After wiping his nose, Zhang Xiaoqiang regained his energy and laughed twice: "Hehe, Brother Zhu, I'm Xiaoqiang."

"It's a pleasure to meet you." A tender pig's trotter came over.

Zhang Xiaoqiang was stunned for two seconds, not sure if he could grasp it.

The old pig shook twice: "If you call Brother Zhu unfamiliar, you can just call me Lao Zhu from now on."

"Crack!" He slapped his mouth again.

"Ouch," Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly pulled off the "right hoof" that slapped the old pig's mouth, and said with a bitter face, "Pig er... old pig, you don't have to do this."

"Hey, do as the Romans do, I came here this time to learn. Since it is the etiquette here, I will naturally follow it." After speaking, before Zhang Xiaoqiang could respond, the old pig gave another solid slap.

Good guy!In less than a minute, the old pig turned half of his cheek red and swollen like a pig's head.Uh...it was originally a "pig's head".

But there is one thing, everyone in the world says that the old pig is lazy, loves to take advantage of small things, and is greedy for women.

For a while today, Zhang Xiaoqiang wanted to vindicate the old pig from the bottom of his heart.

But soon, he found out that he was wrong!
"Comrade Xiaoqiang, let's go."

Hey, looking after Big Mouth, Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly stood up: "Brother Pig, the car is waiting outside, please go first."

Lao Zhu is worthy of being a senior civil servant. Even if he is possessed by a pig, it is difficult to conceal his leadership.

He patted Zhang Xiaoqiang's arm twice with his hoof, and the old pig walked out of the woods first.

As soon as he walked out, Zhang Xiaoqiang bumped into the guard who came out of the factory gate to breathe.

When the eyes of several people met, the guard's expression was quite interesting.

It's no wonder that in broad daylight, in the wilderness, one person and one pig came out of the depths of the dense forest. Do you dare to say that you don't think of anything that can't be seen by people under the age of 18?
I thought this would be the most embarrassing thing today, but I didn't expect it to be even more embarrassing!
After launching "Aqiu", Zhang Xiaoqiang briefly explained the precautions for riding a battery car to Laozhu, and then sat down in front of his head.

As for the old pig, he was also unambiguous. He jumped up easily with his hooves and legs, and was firmly planted in the back seat.

Good guy, as soon as the 300 kg got into the car, I heard "Aqiu" wailing in pain.

Then Zhang Xiaoqiang said, "Brother Zhu, sit still", and then started the car and drove onto the road.

After getting on the road, Zhang Xiaoqiang realized that his sentence "Brother Zhu, sit still" was nonsense, because with the old pig behind, "Aqiu" never made a damn 20 miles.

(End of this chapter)