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Chapter 209 The old pig is gone
Chapter 209 The old pig is gone
Coming out of the hospital, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt very heavy.
If he could still remain calm because of the explosion last night because it had nothing to do with him, then today, after seeing Er Fatty being kicked in the ring, Zhang Xiaoqiang began to worry about himself and his family.
These days, you are not afraid of thieves beating people, but you are afraid of thieves thinking about them.
Because you don't know when he will come and stab you.
But it was obviously useless to expect Lawson to strike first. After thinking about it, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt that he should go back and discuss this matter with the two great gods at home.
After all, whether it is Bajie or the Great Sage, they are the strongest kings who have fought against the evil forces all the way.
Experience and combat effectiveness are absolutely just now.
Of course, if he can get the help of the two great gods, Zhang Xiaoqiang believes that no matter whether the other party is a three-f or ***, the final result will be a dead end.
People are not afraid of problems, but they are afraid that no one can help them solve them.
In the past, as an ordinary citizen, Zhang Xiaoqiang could only bear with his weak words.
But now... he can be regarded as someone with a background, so...
Yi drove the Isuzu towards the rented house at the fastest speed. Perhaps the previous encounters had taught the traffic police along the way Zhang Xiaoqiang's arrogance.
On the way back, Zhang Xiaoqiang passed through various traffic arteries, but Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't encounter even a single roadblock for inquiries.
This made Zhang Xiaoqiang very uncomfortable, and he always felt that someone was trying to harm him.
It's no wonder that the ordinary people at the bottom are used to it, and naturally they don't adapt to the sudden privileges nowadays.
It's just that Zhang Xiaoqiang never knew that he was not used to it, and the traffic police around him were also uncomfortable.
After being blocked at several intersections before, a detailed rule has been circulated within the traffic police, that is, whenever you see an Isuzu with a flying color, a shit-like head, and three wheels, you will ignore it and go straight.
In this way, Zhang Xiaoqiang returned home smoothly all the way. After the Isuzu was settled, Zhang Xiaoqiang ran towards the rented house non-stop.
Opening the door and entering the house, Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately greeted urgently: "Brother Pig, Brother Monkey, help the Jianghu, help the Jianghu!"
Ziwa ran into the living room screaming, Zhang Xiaoqiang looked around, and suddenly found that the familiar fat figure was not there.
Huh?Is the sun out in the west today?The old pig didn't lick it.
Is it...
Flashed sideways to the bedroom, no one!
kitchen?no one!
bathroom?Nobody yet!
After searching the whole room, Zhang Xiaoqiang finally said that sentence: "Brother Monkey, where is the old pig?"
Half-squatting, the Great Sage was still admiring the artifact, fascinated.
Hearing Zhang Xiaoqiang's question behind him, he replied impatiently: "I don't know, he went out in the afternoon."
"Going out?" Da Sheng replied to the Great Sage. You must know that the old pig has been in the human world for almost two months. Outside the stall, I basically stay at home to spread knowledge about human science and culture, and I don’t have the freedom to go out and go crazy by myself at all.
Now that the Great Sage suddenly stopped saying that the old pig was going out, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't help but feel a little worried.
"Brother Monkey, what time did the old pig leave? Do you know what he is doing?"
"I went out at one o'clock, as if to meet some netizens."
"What!?" With his mouth half open, Zhang Xiaoqiang's eyes almost fell to the ground: "Seeing netizens? Monkey, Brother Monkey, you made a mistake, right?"
Zhang Xiaoqiang's bluffing made the Great Sage upset, and he turned his head and crossed his eyes at Zhang Xiaoqiang: "Can my old grandson lie to you? If he said he went to see netizens, he went to meet netizens. As for that All the fuss? By the way, what are netizens?"
Speechless!Zhang Xiaoqiang put his hands on his head, ignored the mental retardation of the Great Sage, and turned to look at the computer beside him.
Laozhu sees netizens, there must be something strange about this matter.
You must know that Laozhu's character is obvious to all in the market, Zhang Xiaoqiang's side is not afraid of Laozhu meeting the wine holder, saucer or something.
After all, judging from the old pig's lust, as long as those keyboard players hooked up with the old pig, they would definitely be able to persuade the old pig to take the bait.
And when the old pig realizes that he has been cheated, if he fails to guarantee it, he will popularize it for others, which is an honor and a disgrace.
That's it... If you reason with a liar, the consequences will be disastrous.
Turning on the computer, Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly looked through Laozhu's chat records, trying to find clues from various beautiful women's windows.
Not to mention that Zhang Xiaoqiang really found a suspicious target.
"Where are you in the middle of the night?", "The reincarnation of love exists only for you"...Looking at these familiar and unfamiliar names, Zhang Xiaoqiang's painful past is vivid.
Needless to say, these alluring names, plus the coquettish photos from the assembly line, are undoubtedly all used by "keyboard players" to hook up ignorant teenagers.
Just open one.
Sure enough, they are all short and nasty sentences.
What's more, he directly mentioned... the old pig is so fucking talented, he deserves to be liked by women.
The same nasty remark, Zhang Xiaoqiang would say that I want to sleep with you, but the old pig was very euphemistic and said that he wanted to get up with him.
Although the difference is only a few words, in terms of realm...it is obvious that the former is a hooligan and the latter is Xu Zhimo.
After reading the whole article, Zhang Xiaoqiang found that although Lao Zhu chatted with these keyboard players very nasty.
However, Lao Zhu still showed restraint in general, and some keyboard players directly wanted to meet Lao Zhu at his own expense to give birth to him.
For this point, Zhang Xiaoqiang feels very complicated.
In terms of talent, appearance, figure, education, Zhang Xiaoqiang thinks he is no worse than Lao Zhu, but after such a long time, no girl has ever offered to give birth to him.
But now is not the time to worry about these things. If the old pig hadn't been entrusted out because of these things, then Zhang Xiaoqiang would feel a lot more at ease.
But for the calm old pig to go out, this matter itself is still uneasy.
After thinking about it, a few hours passed, and the originally bright sky gradually dimmed with the passage of time.
"Brother Monkey, why hasn't Brother Pig come back? Do you think something will happen?"
After waiting for a long time without returning, Zhang Xiaoqiang's relaxed heart tensed up again.
"What are you afraid of? He's a pig. Don't make a fuss if anything happens."
The words of the great sage made Zhang Xiaoqiang speechless. He really didn't know how he survived the Journey to the West last night with such a team concept.
After waiting for about half an hour, there were finally small footsteps outside the door.
Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't dare to be negligent when he heard the words, and immediately rushed towards the door.
Open the door, probe, and sure enough, a familiar figure appeared.
After scaring away two female neighbors and a rag picker, Zhang Xiaoqiang finally got his wish to meet the old pig.
The lights were dim, and the old pig slowly crawled upstairs.
As the old pig got closer, Zhang Xiaoqiang's brows that were relaxed because of joy couldn't help but tightly clustered together.
(End of this chapter)
Coming out of the hospital, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt very heavy.
If he could still remain calm because of the explosion last night because it had nothing to do with him, then today, after seeing Er Fatty being kicked in the ring, Zhang Xiaoqiang began to worry about himself and his family.
These days, you are not afraid of thieves beating people, but you are afraid of thieves thinking about them.
Because you don't know when he will come and stab you.
But it was obviously useless to expect Lawson to strike first. After thinking about it, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt that he should go back and discuss this matter with the two great gods at home.
After all, whether it is Bajie or the Great Sage, they are the strongest kings who have fought against the evil forces all the way.
Experience and combat effectiveness are absolutely just now.
Of course, if he can get the help of the two great gods, Zhang Xiaoqiang believes that no matter whether the other party is a three-f or ***, the final result will be a dead end.
People are not afraid of problems, but they are afraid that no one can help them solve them.
In the past, as an ordinary citizen, Zhang Xiaoqiang could only bear with his weak words.
But now... he can be regarded as someone with a background, so...
Yi drove the Isuzu towards the rented house at the fastest speed. Perhaps the previous encounters had taught the traffic police along the way Zhang Xiaoqiang's arrogance.
On the way back, Zhang Xiaoqiang passed through various traffic arteries, but Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't encounter even a single roadblock for inquiries.
This made Zhang Xiaoqiang very uncomfortable, and he always felt that someone was trying to harm him.
It's no wonder that the ordinary people at the bottom are used to it, and naturally they don't adapt to the sudden privileges nowadays.
It's just that Zhang Xiaoqiang never knew that he was not used to it, and the traffic police around him were also uncomfortable.
After being blocked at several intersections before, a detailed rule has been circulated within the traffic police, that is, whenever you see an Isuzu with a flying color, a shit-like head, and three wheels, you will ignore it and go straight.
In this way, Zhang Xiaoqiang returned home smoothly all the way. After the Isuzu was settled, Zhang Xiaoqiang ran towards the rented house non-stop.
Opening the door and entering the house, Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately greeted urgently: "Brother Pig, Brother Monkey, help the Jianghu, help the Jianghu!"
Ziwa ran into the living room screaming, Zhang Xiaoqiang looked around, and suddenly found that the familiar fat figure was not there.
Huh?Is the sun out in the west today?The old pig didn't lick it.
Is it...
Flashed sideways to the bedroom, no one!
kitchen?no one!
bathroom?Nobody yet!
After searching the whole room, Zhang Xiaoqiang finally said that sentence: "Brother Monkey, where is the old pig?"
Half-squatting, the Great Sage was still admiring the artifact, fascinated.
Hearing Zhang Xiaoqiang's question behind him, he replied impatiently: "I don't know, he went out in the afternoon."
"Going out?" Da Sheng replied to the Great Sage. You must know that the old pig has been in the human world for almost two months. Outside the stall, I basically stay at home to spread knowledge about human science and culture, and I don’t have the freedom to go out and go crazy by myself at all.
Now that the Great Sage suddenly stopped saying that the old pig was going out, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't help but feel a little worried.
"Brother Monkey, what time did the old pig leave? Do you know what he is doing?"
"I went out at one o'clock, as if to meet some netizens."
"What!?" With his mouth half open, Zhang Xiaoqiang's eyes almost fell to the ground: "Seeing netizens? Monkey, Brother Monkey, you made a mistake, right?"
Zhang Xiaoqiang's bluffing made the Great Sage upset, and he turned his head and crossed his eyes at Zhang Xiaoqiang: "Can my old grandson lie to you? If he said he went to see netizens, he went to meet netizens. As for that All the fuss? By the way, what are netizens?"
Speechless!Zhang Xiaoqiang put his hands on his head, ignored the mental retardation of the Great Sage, and turned to look at the computer beside him.
Laozhu sees netizens, there must be something strange about this matter.
You must know that Laozhu's character is obvious to all in the market, Zhang Xiaoqiang's side is not afraid of Laozhu meeting the wine holder, saucer or something.
After all, judging from the old pig's lust, as long as those keyboard players hooked up with the old pig, they would definitely be able to persuade the old pig to take the bait.
And when the old pig realizes that he has been cheated, if he fails to guarantee it, he will popularize it for others, which is an honor and a disgrace.
That's it... If you reason with a liar, the consequences will be disastrous.
Turning on the computer, Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly looked through Laozhu's chat records, trying to find clues from various beautiful women's windows.
Not to mention that Zhang Xiaoqiang really found a suspicious target.
"Where are you in the middle of the night?", "The reincarnation of love exists only for you"...Looking at these familiar and unfamiliar names, Zhang Xiaoqiang's painful past is vivid.
Needless to say, these alluring names, plus the coquettish photos from the assembly line, are undoubtedly all used by "keyboard players" to hook up ignorant teenagers.
Just open one.
Sure enough, they are all short and nasty sentences.
What's more, he directly mentioned... the old pig is so fucking talented, he deserves to be liked by women.
The same nasty remark, Zhang Xiaoqiang would say that I want to sleep with you, but the old pig was very euphemistic and said that he wanted to get up with him.
Although the difference is only a few words, in terms of realm...it is obvious that the former is a hooligan and the latter is Xu Zhimo.
After reading the whole article, Zhang Xiaoqiang found that although Lao Zhu chatted with these keyboard players very nasty.
However, Lao Zhu still showed restraint in general, and some keyboard players directly wanted to meet Lao Zhu at his own expense to give birth to him.
For this point, Zhang Xiaoqiang feels very complicated.
In terms of talent, appearance, figure, education, Zhang Xiaoqiang thinks he is no worse than Lao Zhu, but after such a long time, no girl has ever offered to give birth to him.
But now is not the time to worry about these things. If the old pig hadn't been entrusted out because of these things, then Zhang Xiaoqiang would feel a lot more at ease.
But for the calm old pig to go out, this matter itself is still uneasy.
After thinking about it, a few hours passed, and the originally bright sky gradually dimmed with the passage of time.
"Brother Monkey, why hasn't Brother Pig come back? Do you think something will happen?"
After waiting for a long time without returning, Zhang Xiaoqiang's relaxed heart tensed up again.
"What are you afraid of? He's a pig. Don't make a fuss if anything happens."
The words of the great sage made Zhang Xiaoqiang speechless. He really didn't know how he survived the Journey to the West last night with such a team concept.
After waiting for about half an hour, there were finally small footsteps outside the door.
Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't dare to be negligent when he heard the words, and immediately rushed towards the door.
Open the door, probe, and sure enough, a familiar figure appeared.
After scaring away two female neighbors and a rag picker, Zhang Xiaoqiang finally got his wish to meet the old pig.
The lights were dim, and the old pig slowly crawled upstairs.
As the old pig got closer, Zhang Xiaoqiang's brows that were relaxed because of joy couldn't help but tightly clustered together.
(End of this chapter)
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