Greatest anchor in history

Chapter 21

On the road, I saw a small battery dangling slowly and crawling, and the speed was definitely not much faster than the enlarged version of "Turtle".

Zhang Xiaoqiang steered the direction with his head in front, and the old pig sat in a stable position behind him. With the help of a series of "traffic slogans", the two drove "Aqiu" through the traffic.

"Observe traffic laws and care for life safety."

"Civilization is with you all the way, and peace is with you all your life."

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Along the way, Zhang Xiaoqiang became the focus of attention again without accident, and passers-by were very surprised by this combination.

Especially the existence of the old pig, this guy not only sat on the car with his legs crossed like a human, but also put his hooves on Zhang Xiaoqiang's shoulders from left to right to maintain balance.

Just like that, Zhang Xiaoqiang, carrying the pig on his back, drove the car towards the rental house little by little.

Originally, it took about 40 minutes to drive, but he tossed and tossed for two and a half hours and it still didn't end.

In the end, it was almost time to get home, but Aqiu, who had been abused all the way, was finally overwhelmed, and turned his head to the sky with a "hiccup" and turned off the ignition.

Speechless!
I looked around and saw that it was about two or three kilometers away from the rental house. When Zhang Xiaoqiang was worried about what to do, the old pig in the back seat straightened his body and said with the unique political sense of a civil servant: "Comrade Xiaoqiang." Ah, your horse...didn't you feed it in the morning?"

Look, it’s better to travel thousands of miles than to read thousands of books.

Although times are different, and although I have never seen a battery-powered car, I have traveled thousands of miles westward and gone through 81 hardships. How can I travel half of the world on a budget without any discernment?
Lao Zhu pointed out the problem straight to the point: "Aqiu" is hungry.

But the question is where to find "food" for it at this critical moment.

In the end, the old pig was well-informed, and he made a very constructive suggestion: "I think it's not like this, Comrade Xiaoqiang, the horse is also tired, and I am too tired to carry you. You are familiar with the road, just below How about leading it and lightening the burden of dismounting?"

What a considerate pig!But Zhang Xiaoqiang always felt that something was wrong.

But without waiting for him to think too much, a pig's trotter patted his shoulder: "Okay, it's getting late, let's hurry up and find a store to rest."

"Alas~" Looking at the old pig who was full of leadership posture but had no intention of getting out of the car, Zhang Xiaoqiang subconsciously reached out to touch the "Dragon Slaying Knife" stuck in his waist.

At that moment, he really had the urge to give the pig's white and tender neck such a slap.

Yes!You can treat brother as a coolie, but you must not insult brother's IQ!You said that Y is just a pig, and you are still playing tricks on me!

If it weren't for the consideration of the stability and unity of the two human souls, Zhang Xiaoqiang would definitely use the old pig to sacrifice the knife in the street.

Pushing the cart, Zhang Xiaoqiang struggled to lead "Aqiu" forward.

About 300 kilograms of fat meat was pressed on the rear of the car, which looked like a hill. The tired Zhang Xiaoqiang was like a mule, wailing "En, En, En" from time to time.

Laozhu habitually commented: "Comrade Xiaoqiang, how far have you walked? Why are you panting like this?"

nonsense!Come down, Brother, go up, see if Brother is breathing?

"Young people, you still need to pay more attention to the cultivation of your body. Only with a good body can you devote yourself to study and life better."

uncle!Brother Y could shoot seven shots a night at his peak, have you ever shot?

"I think back then on the westward journey, my old pig slew demons and demons all the way, and helped the poor and the poor. What did I rely on? It was my body, tendons!"

fart!No monkeys, you have already stewed vermicelli with pork!
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The old pig chattered all the way, so he never stopped.

At the beginning Zhang Xiaoqiang would sneer a few words in his heart, but after a long time he gave up struggling.

Isn't that a good saying? Life is like QJ. If you can't resist, then enjoy it.

Who the hell will talk to my brother again, I promise not to beat him to death!

After a difficult trek, Zhang Xiaoqiang finally pushed the cart into the street where the rental house was located.

Looking at the self-built rented house that is getting closer and closer, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt a burst of relief like bathing in Shengguang.

When parking the car at the bottom of the building, an old woman who had just returned from shopping for groceries passed by Zhang Xiaoqiang and stopped to take a closer look.

Just as Zhang Xiaoqiang wanted to ask his aunt if there was anything wrong, he heard her say with sincere admiration: "Oh, young man, you are really well raised, you are fat and fat, and you will be a general in the future."

your mother!After hearing this sentence, Zhang Xiaoqiang stood dumbfounded on the spot.

What else can I say, I can only say that aunt, you are too fucking strong... You can see the identity of the pig-headed marshal.

In order to avoid more troubles, Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly led the old pig upstairs. Now he is really afraid that the news that he "has a child" will spread wildly in the neighborhood in the morning.

But the old pig is otherwise, he still maintains the style of a leading cadre, swaying his hoofs like going to the countryside to inspect his work, looking left and right, and sending out a few comments from time to time.

Later, when he finally got home, Zhang Xiaoqiang locked the door tightly and cut out the latch. He looked like a strange man who abducted a young girl and prepared to carry out a disharmony.

Inviting the old pig to sit on the sofa in the living room, Zhang Xiaoqiang had time to breathe heavily.

"Comrade Xiaoqiang, how are we going to eat tonight? I'm not a taboo person and can eat anything. Just bring me two kilograms of beef and add some rice and I'll pay for it."

As the saying goes, if you don't explode in silence, you will suffocate in silence. The anger accumulated along the way finally exploded with the untimely request of the old pig.

"Ceng", Zhang Xiaoqiang rushed to the old pig with a brisk stride, raised his foot and stepped on the stool to push the latter against the armchair, and then pulled out his waist with his backhand to "slay the dragon", Yang Tian shook his brows twice and asked, "Do you know this What is it?"

"Knife!" The old pig showed panic.

"Superficial! The name of this knife is "Dragon Slaying". It cuts at the top to tease the B, and at the bottom it slaughters the ****. I don't care if you were a marshal or a commander in the past. When you come to me, you are a dragon and you lie down for me, and you are a tiger. You crawl for me Come on! If you pretend to be me, I will whittle you down into an "encyclopedia"! Do you understand?"

Non-violent non-cooperation, thanks Gandhi!Being bluffed by Zhang Xiaoqiang, Laozhu's leader's airs suddenly weakened a lot, and he didn't even complain about eating only a bowl of instant noodles for dinner.

After a day of tossing, Zhang Xiaoqiang was also tired, so he went to bed early.

This time he slept very deeply, until some abnormal movement outside the door woke him up in the early morning.

Picking up Tulong, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt a little relieved.

After taking two deep breaths, he tiptoed out of the bedroom.

When he got out of the bedroom, he was shocked by the scene before him, and his heart stopped beating instantly!

That is definitely the creepiest thing in the world!
It's even more shocking than eating instant noodles without seasoning packets!

It's even scarier than buying a can without a pull ring!
You only need to take a look and it will become your eternal nightmare!
Zhang Xiaoqiang saw a white figure lying on the toilet seat in the dim light, sending yellow objects to his mouth one after another! !
That's right, the old pig is eating rice paddies! !
(End of this chapter)