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Chapter 23 Chinese Pastoral Pigs

Leading the old pig to the kitchen, Zhang Xiaoqiang re-learned how to use liquefied petroleum gas and the actual operation of the rice cooker.

After the confession, Zhang Xiaoqiang handed over the responsibility of making lunch to Lao Zhu.

Anyway, Y is a second-level chef, free labor is not for nothing, and seeing him Y will dare to argue with his brother in the future.

Half an hour later, the food was served.

Looking at the two dark plates of weird monsters, Zhang Xiaoqiang was confused.

"This, this, this, what is this?" He said incoherently, the visual impact of the dishes in front of him was so fucking great, Zhang Xiaoqiang almost lost his breath when he saw it.

"This is stewed eggs with tomato," Lao Zhu introduced proudly, pointing to one of the dishes.

"Then, what about this plate?"

"Uh, I haven't named this dish yet. By the way, Xiaoqiang, what is the handle on the Lvbulaji?"

Zhang Xiaoqiang pondered for a while with a bitter face: "You are talking about chili peppers, right?"

(Note: There were no peppers in the early Ming Dynasty, so tomatoes were called persimmons.)
"Damn it, brother pig, you don't even know what it is, so you dare to put it in? Then...that me, I want to ask, you, are you really a certified second-level chef?"

"Yeah! Why do you ask that?" Lao Zhu was a little unhappy about Zhang Xiaoqiang's question.

"Oh, no, it's nothing. What's your highest level?"

"Level 20, what's the matter, you want to take the exam too?"

"Uh-huh, Brother Pig, let's discuss something. I'll be the one doing the cooking from now on."

Zhang Xiaoqiang basically didn't eat this meal, but Lao Zhu paid for the whole rice cooker.

Looking at the scene where the old pig is holding the rice pot and pulling it to his mouth, Zhang Xiaoqiang's little heart has never dropped 180 miles.

"Hey, old man, hurry up and take this stuff away. If he stays like this, brother will have to go to the rooftop to drink the northwest wind in two days."

"Hey, no, remember what the old man said, and serve these masters of water friends now, so that you will benefit from it in the future."

"Don't worry about it, old man. My brother now has only 50 yuan in his possessions. Hurry up and find a way to get me some money. Otherwise, I won't be able to guarantee that I will stew the pig if I'm so hungry."

"Haha, you can try this. By the way, if a water friend from the soul world possesses the human world, it is not allowed to use spells and other abilities according to the rules. However, if the host's body is threatened, that is a different matter. "

"Holy crap! Are you threatening me?"

"If you insist on thinking that this old man can't do anything about it, it's still the same sentence, what you're doing now will definitely not be in vain. Believe me, you will be rewarded after suffering."

"Damn! It's this set again, alas~ Did you engage in pyramid schemes in your last life?"

There was no answer, and the old man disappeared.

After the meal, the old pig leaned back on the sofa with his hooves upturned, his fat belly bulging. After hearing the news for a while, the old pig straightened his body and said to Zhang Xiaoqiang in a serious manner: "Xiaoqiang, do you have anything to do this afternoon?"

"No? What's the matter?"

"Oh, that's it. If you're okay, let's go out for a walk... Life lies in exercise. I used to go to Nantianmen for a walk after dinner. Also, I want to get to know the life of you people here. , so that I can provide you with advice on how to pick up girls."

move!Since Laozhu entered the rental house, Zhang Xiaoqiang was most moved by this sentence.

"Don't say anything, brother pig, let's go now."

The expenditure of ten kilograms of rice every day must be exchanged for some gain!

Leading the old pig out of the house, before going on the road, Zhang Xiaoqiang specially told the old pig not to touch the ground with both hooves outside.

Just kidding, this will be seen by those unscrupulous reporters. Tomorrow, the headlines of various websites will definitely be: A certain "pig strong" is physically disabled and strong, and has learned to walk upright under the careful care of his "family".

But even so, Zhang Xiaoqiang still didn't dare to take Lao Zhu to places with too many people.

After all, Lao Zhu is not a living person, and everything here is too unfamiliar to him, so there is no guarantee that Lao Zhu will not do something weird.

In the end, Zhang Xiaoqiang led the old pig into a park not too far from the school. This park is open for free on weekends, and the flowers and plants in it are also suitable for letting the mind fly. I think there should be no troubles in the park.

But God's mind is sometimes really hard for you to figure out. Zhang Xiaoqiang would never have dreamed that his self-confident arrangement was the beginning of a fateful confrontation.

Leading the pig, Zhang Xiaoqiang strolled in the park.

Because it was the weekend, many nearby residents took their wives and children out for an outing.

Unsurprisingly, Zhang Xiaoqiang became the focus of attention, especially those passers-by with puppies. When they saw him with a pig, they all responded with an expression of admiration, "Brother, you are a real cow".

Anyway, he was used to this kind of attention, and Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't care. He just took Lao Zhu on a trip, and the two of them walked lazily along the paved gravel path in the garden.

When he arrived at a relatively secluded lawn, the old pig stopped suddenly, raised his hoof and pointed to a billboard erected by the roadside, and said in a serious voice, "Xiaoqiang, what did the monkey do and you want him wanted? "

Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't figure it out, turned his face and looked sideways at the billboard: Damn!The Return of the Great Sage poster.

At this moment, without waiting for Zhang Xiaoqiang to explain to Lao Zhu, a familiar female voice suddenly came from behind: "Zhang Xiaoqiang?"

Immediately after the soles of the feet followed up: "What a big flat peach!"

When the old pig saw the visitor, his eyes lit up and he could no longer walk.

Your uncle!Look at how promising you are!Look at brother... Emma, ​​it's really big!
Wearing a super-tight shapewear shirt and flesh-colored stockings on her feet, Su Lengche's outfit today is still so SAO-like.

"Xiaoqiang! Pick her up! Pick her up!" Lao Zhu kept sending Zhang Xiaoqiang a stream of consciousness while drooling.

Just a random annoying voice interrupted the exchange between Zhu and Zhang: "Leng Che, is this your friend?"

"Oh, it's my classmate."

"Hello! Xiaozhang, right? My name is Qin Puze. It's the first time we meet."

brute!

Almost at the same time, Zhu and Zhang came up with this idea almost at the same time.

"Hehe, Xiaozhang is very interesting. You take a pig as a pet. I don't know what kind of pig you are?" After he finished speaking, he heard two dogs barking in the air, and then a little VIP walked over with his head held high.

At the end, he tossed the hair on the top of his head gracefully, and then cast a contemptuous glance at the old pig, obviously looking down on the fat Bajie.

"Chinese Garden Pig." Zhang Xiaoqiang answered casually.

"Ah, hehe. So it's a native pig. I said why haven't I seen it before." Qin Yuze showed a playful smile.

An exaggerated kid like him usually likes to tinker with strange things.

When I saw Zhang Xiaoqiang walking a pig just now, I thought it might be a rare foreign breed, but I never thought it was a domestic pig, so I immediately looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang with contempt.

Even if the master is like this, let alone his spoiled little VIP.

As if feeling the master's call, the little VIP swayed proudly in front of the old pig with his well-knit hair, and then howled twice in a "doggy" "bark".

This is a naked provocation, Zhang Xiaoqiang subconsciously glanced at the old pig crawling on the ground.

Seeing that Laozhu is still as calm and calm as a veteran cadre, he can't help but feel a little admiration.

As expected of a leader, he has high self-cultivation, and he can tolerate this.

Unexpectedly, this idea has not been settled yet, a violent stream of consciousness flashed through the mind:

you grandson!I will kill you!
(End of this chapter)