Greatest anchor in history

Chapter 53
"Bang!" His back hit the tricycle, and Zhang Xiaoqiang was thrown on his back immediately.

"Damn it! You're still posing with me, come on, get up..."

Rosacea Just halfway through the word "come", I suddenly heard a strong wind blowing from the side.

Zhang Xiaoqiang raised his head, and saw that the old pig with a big iron chain bounced up from the ground, and the 300-jin heavy body was like a shell fired straight at the rosacea.

In an instant, Jiu Xuna's frail body was overwhelmed and fell to the ground, then let out a hoarse howl, then closed his eyes and turned his face away.

So fucking terrible!In an instant, Laozhu used his physical advantage to win back a victory.

"If you have something to say, why do you want to do it? If you don't pay the money, you are at fault first, and now you hurt my brother, you must apologize!"

I have to say that the old pig is still very self-cultivated. When the matter has come to this point, he can still hold back his temper and tell the truth with Nine Golden Flowers, but Zhang Xiaoqiang, who has been punched, doesn't have such a good temper right now.

He supported the tires and slowly got up from the ground. His nose was red and hot, and a trace of red blood hung on the corner of his lips. Needless to say, he suffered a big loss just now.

"Brother Pig! There's nothing to talk nonsense with these people! Leave me alone and kill K and them!"

We do not take the initiative to beat dogs, but if a dog bites you, you must fight back, otherwise it will keep chasing you.

This is the experience summed up by Si Zhang Xiaoqiang, a low-level prostitute who has been bullied all the year round.

In the past, he pretended to be cowardly because he was incapable and had no choice.

But now... whoever bullies me, I will beat him until he kneels down and sings conquest.

"This...isn't that good." The old pig showed a look of embarrassment: "No matter how I say it, I'm still a cadre of the heavenly court. Beating people like this in the mortal world...that's a violation of discipline."

I'm stupid!Then what happened to you kicking the "little VIP" last time?

I also didn't expect Laozhu to be so brain-dead. Watching TV dramas doesn't seem to be a rule-bound master.

Why did you lose the chain at a critical moment!

And just when Zhang Xiaoqiang was trying to mess with the old pig, the numbness in the "Nine Golden Flowers" finally couldn't stand the raging arrogance in his body.

Taking advantage of the distraction of the old pig's conversation, he sneaked up from behind and slapped the old pig on the back of the head.

Immediately, with a strong force, the wig with the big pot cover of Ximen that the old pig was holding on top of his head was slapped to the ground.

Immediately, the field fell into silence for ten seconds.

Then, the remaining eight of the "Nine Golden Flowers" looked up to the sky and laughed as if they had been tapped into their laugh points!

"Ahaha, this pig's head is still bald!"

"Damn, it's too ugly."

"Damn pig! You are lucky to meet some brothers today, and I will give you a free plastic surgery later!!"

……

His chest rose and fell violently, and Zhang Xiaoqiang could clearly feel the old pig's continuous panting.

He knew that the old pig was a precursor to the volcanic eruption, and he was short of fire now.

and so……

"Brother Pig, you may not be familiar with some of the rules when you first arrived in the human world. We have a rule in dealing with people here. If people don't offend me, I won't offend them. If people offend me, I will offend them!"

Deliberately adding an accent to the last sentence, Zhang Xiaoqiang originally wanted to say a few more sentences to enlighten, but he never thought that the old pig's nose would suddenly burst into a groan... Then Zhang Xiaoqiang heard the classic line:

Grandson, I will kill you!

The old pig has awakened!Zhang Xiaoqiang was excited!My heart said: Now the "Eight Golden Flowers" are completely finished.

At that moment, he turned his body around, with his head up to the sky, his feet on the ground, the corners of his lips split into a perfect 45-degree arc, and his right hand made a horizontal [-] split to the opposite "eight golden flowers":
"Dare to offend Brother Xiaoqiang, I will hit you... En?"

Halfway through his words, Zhang Xiaoqiang choked up. The development in front of him seemed a bit...

According to Zhang Xiaoqiang's script, the awakened Canopy Marshal should have all four hooves to kill, not to mention reaching the peak combat power, but at least much stronger than that "Kung Fu Panda".

But the reality is... Ah, the old pig is not seen at all.

After listening carefully to Zhang Xiaoqiang, he discovered to his surprise that the uncle's old pig was being "kicked" by "eight golden flowers" in a circle.

"What the hell did you just say?" Ma Gan turned around and looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang with a wicked smile.

Zhang Xiaoqiang is in a very complicated mood at the moment!

What kind of situation is this? The majestic commander-in-chief of the Milky Way Fleet, a marshal-level fairy general, was "kicked" by a group of hooligans... Is there still love in this world!Can we still play fast?

What did you say?Don't be afraid of opponents like gods, but teammates like pigs.

Now there is no hope for Lao Zhu, so Zhang Xiaoqiang can only rely on himself.

"Boy! If you don't want to die, kneel down to me! Call me a few times and say grandpa three times, maybe you can save your life."

"Hehe, have you watched a lot of TV novels, so you can't come up with some new words? Well... Recently, there is a funny novel called the No. [-] anchor in history who recommends you to read it. There are many small life stories in it that will affect your future life. helpful."

"Damn it! I see that you are impatient!" Seeing that Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't know what to do, the numb stick squeezed the joints in his hands with a "cracking" sound.

"Brother Pig, can you still hold on?"

The old pig groaned twice.

"Hey~ brother, let's discuss something, let me go, Brother Zhu, what's the matter with me, how about it?"

"Who the hell are you? You are the only one who has the time to care about other people!? I tell you, you either kneel down and kowtow to the Lord to admit your mistake, or you two don't want to leave today!" Sitting on Zhang Xiaoqiang's tricycle, the added iron plate was dented from time to time.

Zhang Xiaoqiang glanced sideways, and sighed softly: "Why bother? There is a way to heaven, you don't go, and there is no way to hell, you step in...Old man, give me the equipment, I'm going to beat the dog."

"Come on, the 36-way dog-beating stick is equipped!"

Raising his face, Zhang Xiaoqiang met the hemp pole with a hostile gaze, and said with a light smile: "Let my friend go, and when it's over, kneel down and sing Conquer, this is your last chance!"

"Hehe, haha! Brothers, did you hear that, this kid is giving us a chance... Damn, who do you think you are!" Without any warning, the side face that had just been twisted by the stick turned back abruptly, and then Come together with his fist full of strength.

"Damn it! Saint fighters won't be hit twice by the same move!" Zhang Xiaoqiang took the wooden scale for weighing with his hand, and Zhang Xiaoqiang handed out the shaft. The arms flicked away, followed by a step forward, and then continued to "beat the dog's head with a stick" in the air.

After the move was settled, he looked at the hemp stick again, his eyes turned white and looked up at the sky, and then stabbed and slid to the ground.

"I'll say it again, let my brother go! Otherwise, don't blame me for beating a dog... huh?"

Sending out some weights was a bit of a hindrance, so Zhang Xiaoqiang struggled to disassemble him, and said softly, "Uh, where did I just say... Oh, yes, otherwise don't blame me for not having eyes!"

(End of this chapter)