Greatest anchor in history
Chapter 58
Chapter 58
In the shot, the door of the beauty salon is broken into slag, the interior is in disarray, and all kinds of hair gel and lotion are splashed all over the floor. The whole scene is as if it has just been swept by a storm, and it can be described in four words. "Appalling."
At this time, the screen suddenly changed, and a voice-over said: "Let's interview the clerk who was attacked by the busboys tonight."
"Hello, are you the clerk of this beauty shop?"
A girl with a pockmarked face nodded in horror: "Yes, I am."
"Can you please describe to us the scene?"
"It's so scary. I was washing a customer's hair in the corner when I saw a pervert wearing a red trench coat and jump briefs barging in. Then our store manager went up to stop him, and was... just... He, um~oooooooo.”
It seemed that he had been greatly stimulated, and Dabing's face suddenly collapsed and wailed loudly.
At this time, the screen shifted again, and what was reflected on the screen was a tall and bald man, who was also quite emotionally unstable, and the A-shaped face written by Dao was full of confusion at the moment.
"Hello, you should be the manager of the beauty shop, right?"
The A-shaped face looked blankly at the microphone in front of him.
"Don't be nervous, can you tell us what the suspect did to you?"
A-face was still silently staring at the microphone until the host asked another question, and then A-face erupted and said coquettishly: "Is there something wrong with you, ah, don't you see that he is hurting now? And ask him what he did to him What...you are so frightened, all of her jet-black hair was cut off by that pervert!"
"Damn! The woods are so big these days that there are really all kinds of birds. I've heard about the robbery in the hair salon. It's the first time I've seen the hair shaved in this hair salon." Zhang Xiaoqiang threw a fat cow into it. In his mouth, with the sound of chewing and chewing, the outdoor scene turned into a surveillance video.
"This is the indoor surveillance video of the beauty shop that our reporter just obtained from the Criminal Investigation Brigade. Next, Luo Yi, the captain of the Criminal Investigation Brigade who is in charge of this case, will sort out the whole incident for the audience friends."
At the beginning of the video, there is nothing wrong with the hairdressing shop, and several shop assistants are bored on the seat, playing with their mobile phones, and looking at impurities.
At one minute and 50 seconds, the first customer enters.
After that, several more came one after another.
As a result, the store began to get busy.
At the 10-minute mark, a man wearing a cape and briefs suddenly broke into the scene.
Since the surveillance is black and white, it is impossible to see the color of the man's clothes, but Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately identified the identity of the man's outfit from the characteristics of the man's clothes.
Superman! !Grass!Proper Superman!
In the whole world, those who dare to wear underwear outside and hang around in a cloak in the street, except for the lunatics in the fourth courtyard, only Superman is left.
The next scene is very cruel. Superman presses the A-shaped-faced store manager who is trying to drive him away on the table. After that, he picks up the "weapon" on the table and skins him without any explanation.
The scene was quite eye-catching, and almost instantly the "arrogant" bird's nest of the kung fu store manager was completely shaved off.
Superman did several similar things, and when it was over, he left a field of "chicken feathers" and disappeared from the surveillance camera's field of view.
"Wonderful! This product is amazing!"
"Needless to say, judging by the way that guy used the knife, he must have had a pedicure."
"Yo, big brother, why are you so sure?"
"Haha, you are the top brand in pedicure city. You can come to our place if you have time in the future."
A man in yellow standard short-sleeves began to distribute business cards to the diners leading the table one by one.
Zhang Xiaoqiang met Baopuhan!These days it is really everywhere, and there are advertisements everywhere!
"At present, the public security organs are investigating and investigating this case. I believe that the suspect will be arrested and brought to justice in a short time. Residents nearby, please don't be nervous. Our station will follow up and report on this incident."
"Now the social atmosphere is really getting more and more chaotic. People do all kinds of ghost things."
"That's right, the news last week was that a monster broke into the car show in broad daylight and smashed a lot of cars."
"Yes, yes, yes, I see it, good guy, the merchant lost a lot of money that time."
"Oh my god, maybe this incident was done by the same group of people."
"Hey, isn't it rumored that aliens have sneaked into the earth?"
"Well, yes, I pay a lot of attention to this aspect. I looked at NASA's latest cloud map, and the newly discovered "Sabi Star" has been acting strangely recently. The rumors are probably true."
……
A piece of news gave the diners something new to talk about, and everyone at the table was talking nonsense.
Zhang Xiaoqiang even heard about the legendary "1999" Earth Defense War. (Young friends who don’t know can use Google Baidu.)
Shaking his head, Zhang Xiaoqiang also admired everyone's rich imagination and idle energy.
Grass!Just a fan of Superman, what is there to discuss, alas~.
Lifting the chopsticks, Zhang Xiaoqiang was about to ladle soup into the bowl, when the old pig said for no reason: "That person looks familiar."
"Ah?" After making sure he heard correctly, Zhang Xiaoqiang's right hand holding the spoon barely stopped in mid-air: "Brother Zhu, what are you talking about? Do you know that person?"
"I also think it looks familiar?" The old man suddenly sent out a stream of consciousness.
Now Zhang Xiaoqiang was confused: "What the hell is this situation? What do you two mean? Do you both know that person?"
"It's not acquaintance! It's familiarity!" Just as it was discussed, the old man and the old pig corrected Zhang Xiaoqiang's words.
"I'm going! Let's stop "seeking farts" at this time, okay?"
"Okay! But that reads "flaw"!"
Speechless!
"It's done, I was wrong! Tell me what's going on." Zhang Xiaoqiang put down the spoon and looked at the old pig.
The old pig wiped his lips, and said seriously: "Don't you think this person today is very similar to the person reported at the last auto show?"
"Does it look like it?" Zhang Xiaoqiang asked casually: "Just like in the last surveillance video, a whole black shadow was jumping up and down, and the front wasn't even photographed. Can you see that person's face clearly?"
"I can't see clearly!" They said in unison again.
"Fuck! It's over, I can't even see the face, how can you confirm that it's a person?"
"Feel!!"
After being stunned for a while, Zhang Xiaoqiang knocked on the table depressedly: "Is it interesting for me to play in a group on a hot day?"
"Xiaoqiang, has Brother Zhu ever played with you since we came into contact?"
Think about it carefully, really not.
The old pig cuts a little more every day, and the whole "cow" bows its head and is willing to be a ox.
Not only does Zhang Xiaoqiang not have to worry about anything, but he also relies on craftsmanship to make money to support his family. He really deserves the saying "what you eat is grass, and what you squeeze out is milk".
"OK, since you all said that he looks familiar, then he must have an identity. Tell me, from what you two see, who is that person?"
The old pig took the chopsticks from the table and moved his thumb and index finger together, causing the chopsticks to spin on the table.
Immediately afterwards, he slapped his pig's trotters on the table, and solemnly said four words: "Fight against Buddha!!"
(End of this chapter)
In the shot, the door of the beauty salon is broken into slag, the interior is in disarray, and all kinds of hair gel and lotion are splashed all over the floor. The whole scene is as if it has just been swept by a storm, and it can be described in four words. "Appalling."
At this time, the screen suddenly changed, and a voice-over said: "Let's interview the clerk who was attacked by the busboys tonight."
"Hello, are you the clerk of this beauty shop?"
A girl with a pockmarked face nodded in horror: "Yes, I am."
"Can you please describe to us the scene?"
"It's so scary. I was washing a customer's hair in the corner when I saw a pervert wearing a red trench coat and jump briefs barging in. Then our store manager went up to stop him, and was... just... He, um~oooooooo.”
It seemed that he had been greatly stimulated, and Dabing's face suddenly collapsed and wailed loudly.
At this time, the screen shifted again, and what was reflected on the screen was a tall and bald man, who was also quite emotionally unstable, and the A-shaped face written by Dao was full of confusion at the moment.
"Hello, you should be the manager of the beauty shop, right?"
The A-shaped face looked blankly at the microphone in front of him.
"Don't be nervous, can you tell us what the suspect did to you?"
A-face was still silently staring at the microphone until the host asked another question, and then A-face erupted and said coquettishly: "Is there something wrong with you, ah, don't you see that he is hurting now? And ask him what he did to him What...you are so frightened, all of her jet-black hair was cut off by that pervert!"
"Damn! The woods are so big these days that there are really all kinds of birds. I've heard about the robbery in the hair salon. It's the first time I've seen the hair shaved in this hair salon." Zhang Xiaoqiang threw a fat cow into it. In his mouth, with the sound of chewing and chewing, the outdoor scene turned into a surveillance video.
"This is the indoor surveillance video of the beauty shop that our reporter just obtained from the Criminal Investigation Brigade. Next, Luo Yi, the captain of the Criminal Investigation Brigade who is in charge of this case, will sort out the whole incident for the audience friends."
At the beginning of the video, there is nothing wrong with the hairdressing shop, and several shop assistants are bored on the seat, playing with their mobile phones, and looking at impurities.
At one minute and 50 seconds, the first customer enters.
After that, several more came one after another.
As a result, the store began to get busy.
At the 10-minute mark, a man wearing a cape and briefs suddenly broke into the scene.
Since the surveillance is black and white, it is impossible to see the color of the man's clothes, but Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately identified the identity of the man's outfit from the characteristics of the man's clothes.
Superman! !Grass!Proper Superman!
In the whole world, those who dare to wear underwear outside and hang around in a cloak in the street, except for the lunatics in the fourth courtyard, only Superman is left.
The next scene is very cruel. Superman presses the A-shaped-faced store manager who is trying to drive him away on the table. After that, he picks up the "weapon" on the table and skins him without any explanation.
The scene was quite eye-catching, and almost instantly the "arrogant" bird's nest of the kung fu store manager was completely shaved off.
Superman did several similar things, and when it was over, he left a field of "chicken feathers" and disappeared from the surveillance camera's field of view.
"Wonderful! This product is amazing!"
"Needless to say, judging by the way that guy used the knife, he must have had a pedicure."
"Yo, big brother, why are you so sure?"
"Haha, you are the top brand in pedicure city. You can come to our place if you have time in the future."
A man in yellow standard short-sleeves began to distribute business cards to the diners leading the table one by one.
Zhang Xiaoqiang met Baopuhan!These days it is really everywhere, and there are advertisements everywhere!
"At present, the public security organs are investigating and investigating this case. I believe that the suspect will be arrested and brought to justice in a short time. Residents nearby, please don't be nervous. Our station will follow up and report on this incident."
"Now the social atmosphere is really getting more and more chaotic. People do all kinds of ghost things."
"That's right, the news last week was that a monster broke into the car show in broad daylight and smashed a lot of cars."
"Yes, yes, yes, I see it, good guy, the merchant lost a lot of money that time."
"Oh my god, maybe this incident was done by the same group of people."
"Hey, isn't it rumored that aliens have sneaked into the earth?"
"Well, yes, I pay a lot of attention to this aspect. I looked at NASA's latest cloud map, and the newly discovered "Sabi Star" has been acting strangely recently. The rumors are probably true."
……
A piece of news gave the diners something new to talk about, and everyone at the table was talking nonsense.
Zhang Xiaoqiang even heard about the legendary "1999" Earth Defense War. (Young friends who don’t know can use Google Baidu.)
Shaking his head, Zhang Xiaoqiang also admired everyone's rich imagination and idle energy.
Grass!Just a fan of Superman, what is there to discuss, alas~.
Lifting the chopsticks, Zhang Xiaoqiang was about to ladle soup into the bowl, when the old pig said for no reason: "That person looks familiar."
"Ah?" After making sure he heard correctly, Zhang Xiaoqiang's right hand holding the spoon barely stopped in mid-air: "Brother Zhu, what are you talking about? Do you know that person?"
"I also think it looks familiar?" The old man suddenly sent out a stream of consciousness.
Now Zhang Xiaoqiang was confused: "What the hell is this situation? What do you two mean? Do you both know that person?"
"It's not acquaintance! It's familiarity!" Just as it was discussed, the old man and the old pig corrected Zhang Xiaoqiang's words.
"I'm going! Let's stop "seeking farts" at this time, okay?"
"Okay! But that reads "flaw"!"
Speechless!
"It's done, I was wrong! Tell me what's going on." Zhang Xiaoqiang put down the spoon and looked at the old pig.
The old pig wiped his lips, and said seriously: "Don't you think this person today is very similar to the person reported at the last auto show?"
"Does it look like it?" Zhang Xiaoqiang asked casually: "Just like in the last surveillance video, a whole black shadow was jumping up and down, and the front wasn't even photographed. Can you see that person's face clearly?"
"I can't see clearly!" They said in unison again.
"Fuck! It's over, I can't even see the face, how can you confirm that it's a person?"
"Feel!!"
After being stunned for a while, Zhang Xiaoqiang knocked on the table depressedly: "Is it interesting for me to play in a group on a hot day?"
"Xiaoqiang, has Brother Zhu ever played with you since we came into contact?"
Think about it carefully, really not.
The old pig cuts a little more every day, and the whole "cow" bows its head and is willing to be a ox.
Not only does Zhang Xiaoqiang not have to worry about anything, but he also relies on craftsmanship to make money to support his family. He really deserves the saying "what you eat is grass, and what you squeeze out is milk".
"OK, since you all said that he looks familiar, then he must have an identity. Tell me, from what you two see, who is that person?"
The old pig took the chopsticks from the table and moved his thumb and index finger together, causing the chopsticks to spin on the table.
Immediately afterwards, he slapped his pig's trotters on the table, and solemnly said four words: "Fight against Buddha!!"
(End of this chapter)
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