Greatest anchor in history

Chapter 73

"Brother Pig! I have no objection if you want me to catch Brother Monkey, but you have to give me something to defend myself!"

Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't have the nerve to tell Lao Zhu about being treated as a "monster" gank by the Great Sage.

Now that the latter wants him to capture the Great Sage, how can he not be afraid.

The old pig patted Zhang Xiaoqiang on the shoulder and said comfortingly: "Don't worry, you won't be allowed to handle such a big matter by yourself, I will accompany you."

Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang breathed a sigh of relief, but then he raised his eyebrows and looked the old pig up and down: "Brother Zhu, what, let me ask you a question... Are you really the opponent of the Great Sage in a fight?"

uncle!Little brother Journey to the West has seen it, Bajie seems unreliable!
Unexpectedly, the old pig laughed loudly: "Why fight? The monkey wants to fight monsters. Although I can't understand some of the habits of the monkey, but those are ideological conflicts. When it comes to relationships, I and I The monkey traveled westward and experienced ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships, but love is stronger than gold."

yes!Dasheng and Bajie are good brothers who have climbed snow-capped mountains together, walked across grasslands, fought monsters, and masturbated girls.

With the old pig present, I believe there will be no trouble.

Thinking of this, Zhang Xiaoqiang finally made up his mind: "Okay, Brother Pig, then... how do we find Brother Monkey? Is there any magic that connects you two?"

"No!" The old pig didn't even want to give an answer.

"No? Then where can we find it!"

The land of China covers 960 million square kilometers. All three-year-old hairy children know that the Monkey King Monkey King has a body like black iron, with piercing eyes, and can fly a hundred and eight thousand miles with a single somersault.

Even a rocket can't keep up with this speed, let alone finding a needle in a haystack of huge crowds.

"You're overthinking. Didn't the old man tell you before that the Great Sage will have no mana in the next term, so he is probably still in City H now."

"Well, that's right. There are restrictions on our coming here. If we bring magic power, wouldn't it be a mess."

After listening to what the old man said, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt relieved but also a little disappointed.

What's reassuring is that without magic power, at least you don't have to worry about the great sage doing something too horrifying.

Disappointingly, if the monkey's magic power is still there, he can just do a somersault and go to the island country to sweep Y's XX shrine, and see if Y people will worship the immortal in the future.

"Hey, Brother Pig, even if Brother Monkey has no mana and can't fly around, our city H has a population of several million. It's hard to find someone in this city. Finding a monkey now... To be honest..."

"That's why I said I need your help." The old pig looked serious.

"Come on, brother pig, just say it straight, there is anything I can do."

"It's very simple. From the clues we have at hand, the monkey will focus on slaying demons in the next term. The three times he appears are in special locations. If you can predict where he may attack next, then we can predict it in advance. Ambush in the past,"

After listening, Zhang Xiaoqiang carefully went through the three places that Brother Hou had been to.

First was the car show, where Brother Monkey single-handedly smashed up a lot of expensive sports cars.

Followed by the hairdressing shop, Brother Hou sharply solves all non-mainstream washing, cutting and drying.

Finally, tonight, at the premiere of World of Warcraft, Monkey single-handedly defeated the two forces of the Federation and the Horde.

Taken together, these three places are really fucking places where monsters gather.

But the question is, where do you go to predict the location of the next wave of attacks by the Great Sage?
Fortunately, modern cities have developed information transmission, and Zhang Xiaoqiang has his own way to deal with it.

Walking quickly to the computer desk, Ma Liu opened the browser page.

Seeing this, Laozhu couldn't help being curious: "Xiaoqiang, what are you doing?"

"Ask Baidu if you don't understand internal affairs, and Google if you don't understand foreign affairs."

"What do you mean?"

"It's not interesting. I'll go online to find where Brother Monkey might go."

Clicking on the local hot news, Zhang Xiaoqiang quickly skimmed through the headlines.

Suddenly, a message marked in red caught Zhang Xiaoqiang's eyes: No. 20 The [-]th East China Animation Expo is about to open.

Comic Con! ?

Quickly click on the link, the classic machine "gumbles" for a while, and then the promotional screen appears.

Unexpectedly, before Zhang Xiaoqiang checked further, the old pig suddenly burst out from behind: "Monster!!"

"I'm going!" Fortunately, the table he was leaning against was close, otherwise Zhang Xiaoqiang would have slipped under the table just like Lao Zhu did just now.

"Brother Pig, what kind of trouble are you doing!"

"Monsters! There are so many monsters! What kind of place is this? Why are there so many monsters! And the nine-tailed demon fox!!"

After calming down, Zhang Xiaoqiang glanced at it, and after seeing it, he shrugged his shoulders and replied helplessly: "These are not monsters, they are all dressed up by people. This nine-tailed demon fox, do you look familiar?"

The old pig leaned forward, with its trotters drooping, looked at it for a while, then clicked his tongue and said, "Hiss~ It looks familiar, where have you seen it?"

"League of Legends." Zhang Xiaoqiang said angrily.

The old pig immediately jumped up: "Ahli!? This is my goddess!!"

"People pretend."

"Gulu." The old pig could clearly hear the taste of swallowing saliva: "Like, it's so similar, that wave, that leg, that butt, perfect! It's so fucking perfect!"

As long as it has anything to do with pretty girls, the old pig will change immediately. The typical situation is easy to change, but the nature of a pig is hard to change.

But since the old pig is so determined that the characters in the picture are monsters, then the scene that day is definitely a group of monsters dancing wildly!
"Brother Pig! I think I know where to stay with Brother Monkey!"

"where?"

"Here it is! Comic Con!" The corners of his lips slowly floated into a faint smile, Zhang Xiaoqiang was confident.

The next day, Zhang Xiaoqiang returned to school, fishing and sunbathing.

Early in the morning, Laozhu and Laozhu took the Aqiu No. [-] borrowed from Er Fatty and rushed to save the earth.

One person bought a steamed stuffed bun, and Lao Zhu and Zhang Xiaoqiang found a secluded place, keeping their eyes on the entrance of the animation exhibition.

Soon, it was 8 o'clock. Today is the first day of Comic Con, and there are a lot of activities inside.

But Laozhu, Zhang Xiaoqiang can only hide outside and ambush him. In Laozhu's words, this is called starting from the overall situation. Since he is here, he should be caught before Pohou.

In this regard, Zhang Xiaoqiang agreed.

But as time went by, he gradually began to doubt whether his decision was correct.

The morning passed quickly, and the exhibition site was very peaceful all morning. Not to mention monkeys, not even a single animal appeared.

This makes Zhang Xiaoqiang quite discouraged, but the hardship has just begun, and the real test is coming.

By the afternoon, the scorching sun had finished accumulating heat after warming up for most of the day.

Under its playful humiliation, Zhang Xiaoqiang and Lao Zhu were cooling off in the corner with a cup of "coffee" ice cream.

After a while, an old woman led her child past the two of them.

The two Zhang Xiaoqiang knew each other, there was no other way, after staying here for too long, the faces of the past had long been deeply reflected in his mind.

It may be that the old pig was too "passionate" to eat, and the child couldn't hold back his demanding heart, so he shook the arm of the old woman beside him coquettishly: "Grandma, I want to eat that too."

The old lady glanced at Zhang Xiaoqiang and Lao Zhu who looked like a blind stream in the corner, then raised her hand to pick up the child, and then said solemnly to the child: "That thing is feces, you can't eat it, understand?"

(End of this chapter)