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Chapter 8 Niucha's Life Has No Dress Rehearsal

"Old man, are you cheating on me!? In 24 hours, my fucking 24 cents were exchanged in 2 hours!" With red eyes, Zhang Xiaoqiang seemed very excited holding the 2 cents note.

Can you not be excited? Anyone who knows that he has exchanged 2 cents for one day of life is afraid that it will be difficult to keep calm.

"Hehe, look at what you said, when did the old man cheat you? Didn't you agree to all your decisions? The old man never forced you."

"Yes! You didn't force me, but you didn't tell me either... It will take me a whole life to turn the turntable once!! I don't care, I didn't move the 2 cents, so I'll give it back to you! You put I will give it to me 24 hours! Otherwise..."

I wanted to say "complain", but then I thought about it, where can I complain about this matter?
If you go to the Consumers Association, you will definitely not be able to find this bullshit live broadcast platform. If things go wrong, you will become insane and be treated as a fool and sent to the "Four Hospitals" for treatment.

"Hehe, kid, calm down, don't you have an hour to live now, instead of arguing with the old man here, why not think about how to spend this last time."

Just as he was thinking about how to claim his "Yangshou", when he heard the old man's words, Zhang Xiaoqiang was taken aback for a moment, and then said in astonishment: "What? What did you say? I only have one hour left to live? What do you mean? Think I'm an idiot, and you want to scare me again? Let me tell you, I'm so scared..."

Before the word "karma" came out of his mouth, Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly felt short of breath, feeling as if he was about to die.

"What's going on? What's wrong with me?"

"Hehe, what do you think?" The old man jumped out of Zhang Xiaoqiang's body, found an empty seat and leaned on it.

"Damn it! Old man! You... You give me back my life!" Zhang Xiaoqiang was really anxious, his life had just started, and there was only one hour left in a blink of an eye, who would accept it.

He tried to fight the old man, but his heavy breathing made it difficult for him to move.

"Hey, Yangshou is irreversible once it's consumed, and I can't afford to return it to you. But..."

"But what!?" There seemed to be a turning point in the words, and Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at the old man with burning eyes as if he had grasped a life-saving straw.

"It's easy! You can earn it."

"earn?"

"Yes, as long as you do a good job of live broadcasting and coax those "water friends" masters well, they can extend your life as soon as they reward you." A wicked smile appeared on the corners of his lips, and the old man looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang cheerfully.

Scratching his head, Zhang Xiaoqiang seemed to understand but asked back: "Your consciousness is...the Yangshou coins they rewarded me can be exchanged for real life?"

"That's right! One Yangshou Coin can be exchanged for one hour of reality. The more rewards you have, the longer your lifespan will be. Hehe, as long as you have the ability, it is not impossible to live forever in the future."

To be honest, Zhang Xiaoqiang is now very suspicious of whether this old magician has engaged in pyramid schemes in the past, and he has a set of tricks.

"Come on, I don't want to be a bastard. Speaking of the topic, how can I live broadcast now?" Talking about a thousand dollars and ten thousand is nothing.

"Hey, you don't have to do anything, the old man has already taken care of it for you, and the live broadcast is going on all the time."

"What! It's been going on all this time?" With his eyes wide open, Zhang Xiaoqiang was stunned for a long time before swallowing and spitting: "Then, my private life should be kept confidential, right?"

"No, live broadcast, why keep it secret. Isn't there a saying in your world, uh...what's it called, oh yes, there is no rehearsal in Niu B's life, every day is a live broadcast."

"I'm stupid! Then I take a shower and go to the toilet are being broadcast live?"

"Of course." Youzai nodded, and the old man did not forget to "make up the knife" at the end and said: "Including the scenes where you masturbate, there are real-time transmissions."

"Your uncle! Who gave you the rights! You are invading privacy, do you know that!"

"Oh, Xiaoqiang, what you said is wrong. You signed the agreement yourself, and we have written all the relevant matters clearly. If necessary, I can show it to you now."

After saying that, the old man suddenly approached Zhang Xiaoqiang's ear mysteriously, and then whispered in a low voice: "Don't worry, we all have mosaics for those disharmonious shots of yours. Besides, your thing is not very interesting. .”

I go!Zhang Xiaoqiang was almost relieved at first, but hearing what the old man said...is it tolerable or unbearable!It's about the majesty of the second brother, so he has to ask for an explanation for the second brother no matter what: "Hey, old man! What do you mean, my second brother is 5 inches tall and can bend and stretch, why is he so unpopular!?"

"Hehe, that's why you're so thoughtless all day long, and you didn't read the agreement, but it clearly stated that during the live broadcast, you can't deliberately spread superstition, pornography, etc., otherwise, if you find out, you will lose your life If it is serious, it will be blocked directly. If you want to die early, you can try it, the old man will never stop you."

There is plausibility, Zhang Xiaoqiang was taken aback by the old man's words, but thinking about it carefully... Damn, it seems that he didn't even say that he would broadcast it, it was all the old man's instigation and instigation.

Just waiting for Zhang Xiaoquan's rebuttal, the old man made a concluding statement: "You have to remember that I am a professional in live broadcasting."

Translated, it means to follow the old man, take you to pretend, and take you to fly.

Since there is not much time, Zhang Xiaoqiang does not have time to accompany the old man to continue working in vain. He has now roughly understood the details of the live broadcast. The most important thing right now... is to earn coins quickly to continue his life, otherwise he will really have to go there after an hour. The boss and the "water friends" reported it.

Immediately, he said sternly: "Okay, don't brag! If you are a professional, then hurry up and think of something for me, what can attract attention when watching broadcasts."

"Well..." Raising his hand to stroke his long beard under his cheek, the old man dragged his voice with an expression of grasping the overall situation.

Seeing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang probably had some calculations in his mind, and asked immediately, "Have you thought of an idea?"

"No."

I go!If it weren't for the old man's age, Zhang Xiaoqiang really wanted to slap his size 42 shoes on the other's face.

"Hey, I said you will die if you don't pretend to be B, old man! I can't wait to belch my ass in minutes, and you still have the time to show off? Let me tell you, if I'm done, don't think about it."

I don't know whether it was Zhang Xiaoqiang's threatening words that played a role, or the old man was moved with compassion. After listening to his words, the old man stood up in admiration, waved his big hands and said, "Go, the room is too stuffy to think. Let’s go out and walk around, maybe ideas will come to you.”

Well!This is to stop pretending, and change to a literati "picking green".

But in order to survive, Zhang Xiaoqiang can only let the old man order him right now, so the two of them walked out of the dormitory building towards the school gate.

(End of this chapter)