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Chapter 94 Brother was trained on a Scottish farm
The Great Sage didn't care about Zhang Xiaoqiang's special instructions to make a fuss and be timid.

As the leader of the Heisehui who once organized and led nearly a hundred socially idle monkey members in Huaguo Mountain, seeking sex, causing trouble, fighting, and violently resisting the law and the Monkey King were all commonplace things.

So it was difficult for him to understand Zhang Xiaoqiang's shocking performance.

Time passed by every minute and every second, and Zhang Xiaoqiang at this time had a thorough understanding of what it means to be on pins and needles.

The "SF Express" has come, and the "water meter checker" has also come. There is no doubt that these are the investigation teams sent by the special forces in advance to confirm the identity of my little brother.

In order to reduce the situation to the most relaxed state, Zhang Xiaoqiang has tried his best to express his political stance and personal deeds.

Now, the only thing he is missing is that he just forgot to tell the other party the glorious history of joining the Young Pioneers in elementary school.

Alas, a mistake!How did I forget about this?
Zhang Xiaoqiang is a little annoyed at his carelessness. You must know that in China, joining the Young Pioneers is the most lofty ideal of every kid in his childhood.

Back then, after Zhang Xiaoqiang joined the Young Pioneers gloriously, the neighbor Er Y admired him so much that he couldn't help himself, crying and clamoring for a promise with his body.

Fortunately, at that time, Zhang Xiaoqiang had a high level of political awareness, so he resolutely rejected Er Y's confession with the sentence "We are still young, we must focus on our studies".

Thinking about it later, Zhang Xiaoqiang just wanted to slap himself.

Your sister, in today's society where there are more people and less meat, if you don't start with a doll, you just wait to be "dog abused".

The sky was getting darker and darker. After waiting for a long time, there was still no movement outside the door.

After waiting for a long time, Zhang Xiaoqiang's fear gradually eased down.

After thinking about it carefully, I felt that what happened just now didn't seem to be exactly as I had speculated.

As the saying goes, there is nothing in the world, and mediocrity disturbs it.

Human beings like to scare themselves sometimes.

Looking back on all the things just now, Zhang Xiaoqiang, who had calmed down, found that the person he came into contact with did not seem to have the temperament that a special force should have.

If you don't keep it together, you are just ordinary people doing business.

suddenly see the light!Zhang Xiaoqiang turned his back to the sky and let out a long sigh of relief, then burst out laughing "haha".

"Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you?" The young man suddenly smirked, making the old pig Zhang Er puzzled.

The Great Sage curled his lips: "What else can I do? I'm probably scared and dumbfounded."

The old pig rolled his eyes at the great sage, and when he was done, he approached Zhang Xiaoqiang, stretched out his pig's trotters, made a "two" pose, and asked solemnly, "Xiaoqiang, what do you think it is?"

The laughter subsided, Zhang Xiaoqiang raised his hand and pressed the pig's trotter that the old pig handed over, and replied with a smile: "Brother Pig, don't worry, I'm fine. I thought about it carefully, the two guys just now shouldn't be from some special forces , let’s not scare ourselves.”

"This...be careful. Nothing on the Internet will come out of nowhere. I think it's better to be vigilant." The old pig frowned, quite serious.

"Hehe, Brother Pig, many things on the Internet are jokes, and they are not reliable."

It seems that IQ has nothing to do with age.

This Bajie Heavenly Court has been an official for so many years, but it's not that he can't understand the four words of eliminating falsehood and seeking truth.

With no psychological burden, Zhang Xiaoqiang was in a good mood. He glanced at the time and decided to go back to the house and take a good rest.

But God seemed to want to temper him on purpose today, just as Zhang Xiaoqiang wanted to go to sleep, there was another knocking sound from outside the door.

Damn it!What is going on tonight!This is acting one after another.

"Who!?"

No one answered.

"Wucao! This is staged!!" Zhang Xiaoqiang jumped up from his seat angrily.

The old pig poked his hooves to stop him, and reminded in a low voice: "Xiaoqiang, this person is silent, there must be something wrong, you must be more careful."

"Afraid of the hair! With my old grandson here, he can still turn against the sky!!" The old grandson was as disdainful as ever.

Zhang Xiaoqiang patted the old pig's shoulder lightly: "Don't be afraid of Brother Zhu, he's probably just a guy looking for trouble for nothing, I'll send him away."

Abandoning these words, Zhang Xiaoqiang walked towards the door with big strides.

As soon as he arrived at the door, he saw stars flashing and smoke filling the damaged board.

Well!The visitor was leisurely, and this guy was leaning against the wall and blowing clouds and mist in his spare time.

Needless to say, this posture is like a veteran of the old world.

Zhang Xiaoqiang, who had no psychological burden, was relaxed, and suddenly, he felt a little teasing about this kind of old man.

Anyway, there are the first batch of big brothers from the Heavenly Court sitting in the house.

Turning around and really causing trouble, how could it be unfair for the Great Sage to take action?

With no worries, and with the support of someone behind him, Zhang Xiaoqiang's heart suddenly hardened a little: "Hey, who are you? You don't sleep in the middle of the night, why are you running around? Is there someone at home who is not watching?"

With a series of attacks like cannonballs, Zhang Xiaoqiang's rhetorical questions were full of momentum, and the people outside the door were obviously stunned.

After about ten seconds, the visitor coughed twice: "Uh...hehe, sorry, I'm in the special department, and I want to confirm some things with Zhang."

Yoho, this shit is really pretending, if it wasn't for SF Express before, the two who checked the water meter were at the bottom, Zhang Xiaoqiang might really believe someone's nonsense.

But now...

"Hmph, special department? Dragon group or fifth brigade?"

"You know this. It seems that Mr. Zhang knows a lot of things?"

Ignorance!It's just that I haven't read many online novels.

"Oh, so-so, I was trained on a Scottish farm earlier." Anyway, bragging is not taxable, since the other party has already started, let the cow fly in the sky for a while.

"Scotland Farm... Heh, it seems that classmate Zhang is doubting my identity."

Yo, this posture is well prepared!
Zhang Xiaoqiang smiled slightly: "What do you think? You said you are from the special forces, at least you have a certificate to prove your identity."

After the words fell, an arm was already passed through the broken door panel.

Zhang Xiaoqiang jumped back two steps alertly: "What are you doing?"

A faint smile came from outside the house: "Don't be nervous, don't you want a certificate? Take it and have a look."

I looked down on the palm floating in the dark, and sure enough, just as the shadow on the other side said, a book the size of a square was impressively in sight.

"The Ministry of National Security of China... Hey, it's quite famous. Yes, you can get this certificate. Well, where can you get it? How much is it? I haven't passed the fourth level of English, so I lost the phone. I was just going to do it."

"Uh, this is true, you can call to confirm."

"You think I'm stupid! What do you want me to say about you? You don't do your homework well when you're a liar. You return the Huaxia State Security Department and MSS. Do you know the National Security Bureau? Do you know the blasting group? You don't understand anything and you still point to this Liar. Come on, brother, it’s not easy for you in the middle of the night, hurry up and put away your things, go back to wash and sleep. Remember to come out for activities next time and recharge your IQ in advance.”

(End of this chapter)