Greatest anchor in history

Chapter 96
But before letting the other party in, Zhang Xiaoqiang also needs to complete some necessary preparations.

Don't forget, Zhang Xiaoqiang is not the only one living in this rented house now.

There are also old pigs and great sages waiting for news.

These two idiots, one is clueless and the other is unhappy, if they are not comforted, then when the man comes in, there is no telling what will happen.

Especially for Sun Dasheng, the monkey is still coming here with a red cape and green pants, which is not mainstream, with a wild style.

If this man really belonged to Guo Jia's security department, he would have drawn his gun on the spot if he didn't need to be interrogated for the shape of the Great Sage.

But the Great Sage is not a mortal after all, even if he has no magic power, he is still the master of "not in the three realms, free from the five elements".

Whether the guy in the man's hand can hurt the Great Sage, Zhang Xiaoqiang still has no way to verify it.

But there is one thing he is 100% sure of. If he provokes the Great Sage, he will definitely die.

Take a look at those monsters without eyes along the journey to the west. What is the final result of being awesome but not awesome?
The great thing about the great sage is that I beat you enough to kill you with a stick.

It won't kill you for a while, so I'll go up and ask my brother for help, and I'll kill you when it's over.

Do you think that you occupy the mountain as the king, and the large number of people is awesome?

Hmph, as everyone knows, there are about a hundred monkey grandchildren in the Water Curtain Cave of the Great Sage Huaguo Mountain.

Above the heavenly court, there are countless club bosses and brothers on call.

Therefore, in the later period of Journey to the West, Sister Guanyin also had a headache and was embarrassed.

Why do you ask?The reason is very simple.

No one dared to accept the bounty reward order she gave to the monsters in the world.

Later, when the captured monsters confessed their problems in the prison, they cried and complained to the authorities.

Almost all monsters have the same caliber: strongly condemn Guanyin Bodhisattva for taking advantage of his position to cheat on the Westward Journey Four.She ordered all the demons to make trouble for Tang Seng and his disciples along the way, but privately raised the ranks of several of them.

How do you ask us to fight in this situation?Especially Sun Wukong, who is equipped with high attributes and comes with summoner skills. The most annoying thing is that physical attacks are ineffective, fire attacks are immune, and magic attacks are rebounded... Let alone a single player, we can't beat him even in a team. !

After finally gaining the upper hand by brushing out the equipment, this guy went directly to the sky to report to the GM, and blocked our account every minute after it was over!

you say!How can we play this?You might as well just delete our account!
Therefore, the Journey to the West that the world sees is the unremitting efforts and hard work of Tang Seng and his disciples, who are not afraid of hardships and dangers, slaying demons and demons, supporting each other, and striving for their dreams.

But in reality, isn't it the helpless history of blood and tears of the bottom monsters?
Faced with the existence of BUGs like Monkey King, it is just like those Japanese fools in the anti-Japanese drama who fought against the awesome Eighth Route Army martial arts team who can tear the human body with their hands, shoot for eight hundred miles, and the bullets do not touch the rain.

You said how they persisted in doing "bad things" for so many years in such a harsh environment.

To what extent is this damn retarded to do such a stupid thing!
Zhang Xiaoqiang doesn't think he's stupid, so it's definitely not easy for him to tear up a man with his hands.

Regardless of the identity of the man, in the human world, it is not a trivial matter to commit a murder.

Looking back, Dasheng, Bajie can leave by patting his butt, but he, Zhang Xiaoqiang, cannot "smuggle" away.

"Then...you wait a moment, the house is a bit chaotic, please allow me to take care of it!"

After leaving this sentence, Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't care how the man reacted, and turned around and ran towards the back room.

"How's it going, Xiaoqiang, how's the situation?" Lao Zhu asked with a serious face without accident.

At this moment, Zhang Xiaoqiang had to admit that Jiang was still hot.

Although Laozhu has certain defects in IQ, he has been an official for so many years, and he still looks at problems very viciously.

"Brother Pig, you didn't do what you inferred. We are probably being targeted."

"Ah!? Sure enough!" The old pig sat down on the sofa.

As a leading cadre who once suffered from shuanggui, Bajie has an indescribable fear of law enforcement agencies.

Nowadays, the yamen of the human world sent people to arrest him, which made him lose his sense of control for a while.

"What is being targeted by someone? Where did the monster come from so bold that he dared to trouble my old grandson?"

"Unhappy" the pair of fist dancers grinned, "Brainless" was in a hurry to get angry, and immediately lowered his voice and angrily said: "You can pull it down, it's all caused by you, a monkey! It's all right now, The "demolition team" is here, what do you think we should do about this?"

"Hmph! Whether it's explosive or not, my old grandson doesn't care what it is, as long as it dares to find it on my old grandson's head, I want him to look good."

As if he was about to split the table with his hand, Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly stretched out his palm and grabbed it: "I said, Grandpa Dasheng, I beg you, please don't make trouble, okay? You are fighting against Buddha now. Under one person, ten thousand Above all people, you are the most powerful when it comes to fighting. You said that you are fighting with a mortal human being, and if it spreads in the future, it will not be good for your reputation, right? You see, if this is the case, you Let me do it, and I promise to do it properly for you, OK?"

Zhang Xiaoqiang's flattery is obviously in the right position, the Great Sage is not greedy for sex, not good for food, but he only attaches great importance to things like fighting.

Zhang Xiaoqiang gave him the title of No. [-] martial arts in the world, and the monkey naturally enjoyed it.

Dang waved his hand: "That's it, it's up to you to solve this matter."

With a long sigh of relief, "unhappy" was settled, and the big stone in Zhang Xiaoqiang's heart was finally settled.

The old pig immediately urged: "Then what should we do next?"

Zhang Xiaoqiang glanced at the clothes on the Great Sage's body, and said, "Take it off! Brother Monkey, take off your clothes and pants."

"What do you want? Why do you want me to undress?"

"Oh, there is no time to explain things, the old driver hastened to drive... Uh no, take off quickly."

The great sage's red cloak and green underpants are really too eye-catching. This thing must be properly dealt with before the man comes in.

"Brother Monkey, why are you still in a daze, your ass is on fire, take it off quickly."

"You, that... you turn around!"

Pointing to the back, Dasheng's face was shy.

Fog Grass!How do you remember that in the first episode of the first season of Journey to the West, the monkey ran out of the stone and was naked in 3D?
"They're all old drivers, brother monkey, don't be hypocritical, take off!"

In the end, the Great Sage insisted on asking the old pig. After Zhang Xiaoqiang turned around to avoid it, he took off his original clothes and changed into the casual clothes that Zhang Xiaoqiang specially brought for him.

Needless to say, the Da Shengduan after changing clothes is a handsome young man.

To use the more popular and fashionable words to describe it is: so handsome, so cool, there is no way to describe it.

Anyway, Zhang Xiaoqiang, the great sage who is wearing a new outfit, can't see the slightest trace of the "non-mainstream" in the past.

This should be able to hide it from the eyes of the outside...

(End of this chapter)