survival ritual

Chapter 215 Selection

Chapter 215 Selection
Although still in the shape of a beast, Da Zhuang and Roasted Meat really have the ability to speak human words because they have become gods.

Because they were finally able to communicate with Brother Tiannan by themselves, Brother Tiannan was very excited for a long time.

"Hehehe, Zhuangzhuang can talk now?"

"Yes, Miss."

"Ah, I didn't realize that Da Zhuang's mouth is so sweet! Hee hee hee, you won't miss the barbecue later!"

After returning home, Xiao Xiao and the others were also very surprised by the changes in Da Zhuang and the barbecue.

"Barbecue, why don't you change into a lion man?" Similarly, Miao Miao was also very happy.

"Sister Miao Miao, I still think this is the best way, and I am the master's mount!" Compared with Da Zhuang's more forceful voice, the voice of barbecue is like a child, and this guy is better at it The advanced horse skills are also very suitable.

"When your kingdom recovers, let your boss continue to help you find some small kingdoms of level 1, so that the big and strong wives can talk... However, if the barbecue guy wants to accomplish this goal, he probably needs He's exhausted, hehehe..." Helian Jiaojiao said.

Indeed, Da Zhuang currently only has one spouse, which is easier to handle.

But the barbecue guy has developed his own harem arbitrarily since he was still in the Qitian Realm, and successively established groups, tribes, and cities. In addition, he belongs to the lion clan. In theory, he can get all the female lions under his subordinates, so now this The guy's spouse doesn't have one thousand, but at least eight hundred!

"Hehehe, mistress Jiaojiao, it's fine to be a wife, but I'm not some pretty good brats?"

"When the time comes, the hostesses and Sister Miao Miao will choose one as a mount. It shouldn't be difficult for the Five Kingdoms!" Grinning, Roast Rou said with a flattering smile.

"Hehehe, you bastard, compared to your boss, you are simply a slippery head!" Yuxiang stepped forward and touched the big head of the barbecue. Not only Tian Tiannan, but they also liked this guy.

This guy is a ghost, if the time comes, if they really bring their children to them as mounts, they will naturally have to contribute to this kingdom. As he said, the five 1st-level kingdoms are really not good for these 2nd-level gods present. Difficult to win.

"That is, when the mistresses become pregnant with their little masters, I will also let my cubs serve as mounts for them, and they will serve as servants for generations!" He raised his head, this guy was quite honored and proud. Said.

"Hehehe..." Regardless of his funny appearance or his words, the women present were very useful.

"Your master didn't love you for nothing, so bring the little lions over next time you have time!" As a big wife, at this time, Xiao Xiao spoke up and agreed to the barbecue request on behalf of her sister.

"Okay, please rest assured, hostesses, they are all good cubs, and they will never let you down!" Nodding his head again, Barbecue raised his right front paw and patted his chest to assure him.

"Hahaha..." His rather humane behavior once again ushered in the laughter of the hostesses.

"It would be nice if I could have as much fun as you!" Ye He also said with a smile.

"That's impossible! If my son surpasses me, what will I do in the future?" Unexpectedly, this guy actually said these words with an arrogant look.

"Hahaha... I can't do it, I can't do it..." It's a pity that this guy's voice is at most similar to that of a teenage boy. Saying those words in such a voice is full of joy and makes people unbearable Laugh wildly, where there is this guy, there is always laughter. Now it seems that after he can talk, this ability has undoubtedly been further strengthened.

"Crack...Ouch..."

"It's almost done!" At this time, Da Zhuang at the side finally made a move, and slapped the barbecued meat on the head, which was a big bag at that time.

The hostesses were already laughing wildly at his funny performance, if this continues, there will be no image of a hostess at all, so Da Zhuang even spoke out to stop the barbecue.

"Hey, we are really reluctant to let you go out to govern the country!" After finally calming down, Xiao Xiao felt a little bit reluctant. Where there is barbecue, laughter is indispensable, and the sensible Da Zhuang is always able to help them at critical moments. Control the scene and save some face for the hostess.

"Hehe, don't worry, little mistress, don't I have a former king and the current chief priest over there? So I will come back at any time when I have time in the future. I can't use Sister Miao Miao's barbecue!"

"Me too. I don't have much experience in governing the kingdom. I will hand it over to my spouse at that time. When the war resumes in the future, I will go to the front for my master!"

"Da Zhuang, barbecue, thank you for always accompanying Tian Nan!" At this point, Xiao Wei only solemnly thanked the two attendants. During the few years when Tian Tian Nan started, they were the ones who supported Tian Nan's progress. pace.

"The little mistress is serious. It was the master who saved me back then, and allowed me to leave that place, become a strong person, and go to today!" Da Zhuang said.

"I am roasted meat, the master's roasted meat!" After Da Zhuang finished speaking, the roasted meat only said this sentence, but it was unprecedentedly serious.

At that time, he was definitely the thinnest one in the population. Up to now, he can't forget the scene when he met Tian Tiannan for the first time, and he will never forget the taste of that piece of barbecue!

"I am back···"

"Huh? The painting style is wrong!"

"Wait, maybe I opened it the wrong way!" At this moment, Tian Tiannan came back, but when he opened the door, there was no laughter as expected. His wife and sisters still had tears in their eyes, which made Brother Tiannan Immediately closed the door.

"One more time, I'm back!"

"Oh, I'm going, is this my home?"

"Oh, don't make trouble! It's hard for me to be so touched..." Facing Tian Tiannan's deliberate move, Xiao Xiao and all the beauties said coquettishly.

"Tell me, I seem to have missed some important plot just now!" After sitting down, Brother Tian Nan asked.

"Brother..." So Miao Miao stepped forward and explained to him.

"Huh... let's go, let's cook!" After hearing Miao Miao's explanation, Brother Tian Nan took a deep breath, didn't say anything, just stood up and walked towards the kitchen.

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It was a joyful thing that Da Zhuang and Roasted Meat were able to talk. Taking this opportunity, Brother Tian Nan also spent several days leisurely on the grounds of celebration. During this period, he also completed his plan to take his wives abroad. The promise of traveling at least eased the grievances of the wives, making him more passive than Yu when he was racing.

And then, a new round of busyness began again.

The installation work of dozens of cities across the country is still in full swing, and the construction of railways and roads is also proceeding very smoothly. Because of the previous experience in chariots, it is only necessary to modify the engine, plus research With the experience of generators, a locomotive powered by sacrificial power was quickly created by Brother Tiannan.

"Hehehe..." On the day of the test run, Brother Tiannan took his family around the border of the kingdom. Although the speed of the train was not as fast as their own flight speed, but at this time, the feeling of novelty was Most importantly, there was constant laughter in the carriage.

It's still the old rules, after returning, Brother Tiannan handed over the work of mass production to Ajuan and the others.

He himself returned to the laboratory with Miao Miao and Xia Xia, and continued to tinker with new gadgets.

This time, it took Brother Tiannan a whole year to finally walk out of the laboratory with the results.

Immediately after he came out, Brother Tiannan summoned all the worship gods in the country, unified them into a special altar, and then sent them back to their respective cities.

"Tian Nan, what kind of medicine are you selling in your gourd?" Tian Tiannan didn't explain anything to the beauties after a lot of work, which made Xiao Xiao very unhappy.

"Hehe, baby, don't worry, you'll see the effect soon!" As for the small complaints, Brother Tian Nan, who was already preparing to engage in mystery, naturally wouldn't say much.

And this wait lasted for three days. After all the worship gods returned to their respective cities, in a side hall of the imperial capital temple, a high-level person from the kingdom gathered together.

As soon as he entered here, Brother Tiannan felt very cordial. The left and right sides of the entire hall were full of monitors, and in the four corners of the hall, there were four high-level god stones floating on an altar, and faint fluctuations in the power of sacrifice continued to spread.

"Om..."

"coming!"

Soon, the fluctuations in the sacrificial power from the four high-level worshiping gods' sacred stones suddenly increased. Immediately, the monitors on both sides of the hall lit up one after another, and the pictures displayed on the monitors were all different. It is a picture of god-sacrificing stone bodies floating on a special altar one after another.

"Miao Miao, what the hell is going on here?" Brother Tian Nan was wandering between the four corners, seemingly busy with something, so Xiao Xiao, who could no longer restrain his curiosity, and the other three beauties, Dragging Miao Miao aside, she asked.

"Well... my brother calls this whole set of things a network of sacrifices, using the sacrifices of each city as the signal source, and through the signal runes on the special altars implanted in them, they are continuously sent to other parts of the entire kingdom. The signalized sacrificial power connects the entire kingdom to form a network." Because she has been working as Brother Tiannan's assistant for a long time, Miao Miao now has a deep understanding of this aspect.

"Network? Spider?" But unfortunately, Xiao Xiao and the others knew nothing about it.

"Well, it can be understood in this way, young ladies and sisters, you have all seen spider webs, if you regard every place where two spider threads intersect on a spider web as a point, a city, then the entire kingdom can be a spider web. "

"This spider web formed by the priests can connect the kingdom in another world through the transmission of the power signals of the sacrifices to each other..." Next, Miao Miao had to spend a lot of time and energy to help her sister-in-law. We explain the principle of it.

"So that means the TV will be available soon?" And in the end, that's where Little's focus is.

"Hmm..." Feeling helpless, Miao Miao could only nod in response.

"A phone that can be carried directly on the body!" Ye He also said happily.

For more than two hours, Brother Tiannan successfully completed the information exchange with all the gods, thus announcing the official establishment of the network for the gods, and because the signal source of the network is the body of the gods, it does not affect them Send out the secondary body to fight.

After completing the construction of the God Worship Network, Brother Tiannan immediately issued the first order to the whole country through the God Worship Network, that is to hold a beauty pageant. First, the top [-] girls will be selected in each city, and these [-] girls will be sent to the imperial capital Come, accept the transformation of the information servant.

And the beauty pageant champions of each city can continue to participate in the finals held in the imperial capital, and the final champions, runners-up and third runners-up, Brother Tiannan will make other arrangements.

Similarly, fighters and priests will also have corresponding selection competitions.

In order to completely change this boring world, Brother Tiannan has made great efforts this time. In just three months, the top fifty of the three major selection competitions came to the Imperial Capital one after another. The finals, led by Brother Tiannan All the elders and all the wives presided over it in person.

It is worth noting that Yuning, Hongshan, Zishan and other old friends also came.

The first round was the beauty pageant finals. Brother Tian Nan, who thought it was troublesome, let the girls compete in one round, and let dozens of girls compete on the same stage in the main hall of the temple.

"Tiannan... how little they wear!"

"Bad man, tell me! Do you have any plans?"

It's no wonder the wives are so excited after seeing the contestants. The reason is that they are all wearing bikinis, and one fabric is less than the other.

Not only the wives misunderstood Brother Tiannan's intentions, but also the contestants themselves, so the first part of the show: the catwalk.

One by one, they kept posing various poses to seduce Brother Tiannan who was sitting on the main seat. This is not like a beauty pageant final, it's just a concubine selection final!

So, no wonder the wives are jealous!
"Ahem..." Although Brother Tiannan really enjoyed watching it, he still had to explain when it was time to explain.

"They will need to appear on TV from time to time in the future. For the sake of the reputation of our kingdom's Tiannan TV station, they naturally have to choose the most beautiful ones. Therefore, in addition to their faces, body shape, movements and body coordination are also very important considerations. Your husband, I am very pure. of!"

"Appeared on TV?!" Hearing Brother Tiannan's explanation, the eyes of the Meijiao ladies lit up immediately.

"It turns out that the information attendant is the one you prepared..."

"Little sister, they will be trained to become actors, singers, hosts, etc. in the future!" At the critical moment, Xiaoxiao still spoke out to help Xiaoxiao solve the problem of lack of knowledge.

"Yes, that's it!"

"Tiannan, what about us?" She never expected that Yuxiang would be so interested in this matter.

"You are my wives after all, do you really want to appear on TV like this?" Pointing at the girls in the main hall who were struggling, Brother Tian Nan was speechless.

"Hey, we don't know your virtue yet, so why don't we just show you?" At this moment, Xiao Xiao spoke, and that look of superciliousness made Brother Tian Nan's heart flutter.

"Hehehe...it's on me!" Brother Tiannan assured with a smug smile.

(End of this chapter)

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