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Chapter 282 "Shuffle"
Fan Bizhuang ended contentedly, which can be seen from the smile on his face when he walked to the sidelines.

Not surprisingly, his move not only caused him to be whistled by the referee to stop the game, but he was also given a topaz God of War card for free.

Of course, this made his opponents even more puzzled-you have seen a guy who smiled so brightly after winning the card, how does this look, how does it make people feel weird, and at the same time, it also makes people feel that the home team in front of them is 23 There's something wrong with my brain.

"Fan, well done, you managed to refresh my understanding of the lower limit of your IQ?"

"Dude, I have a friend, yes, he is a doctor, a brain surgeon, he is of high moral character and superb medical skills... Uh, I mean, do you need his contact information?"

"Hey little rookie, I'm free this weekend, if you need, I can go to the hospital with you?"

When he was off the court, the teammates around him kept saying hello to him, and everyone had a suppressed smile on their faces. Although they didn't know why Fan Bizhuang's head suddenly short-circuited, this did not prevent them from being "amazing" about it. ".It's hard not to laugh at Fan Bizhuang's actions.

"Okay, shut up, you idiots! You will never understand the difference between a genius and a mentally retarded. Looking at you, and then looking at me, this will only give me a sense of superiority, a feeling of being completely inferior in IQ. Your crushing sense of superiority!" Fan Bizhuang curled his lips, as if getting a yellow card, in his opinion, he was not ashamed but proud, and waved at his partners carelessly, "Do what you should do I'm going down to rest first, so don't lose your temper, and of course, don't envy me!"

The response I got was naturally a lot of eyes and contempt from my teammates.

On the sidelines, Fernandez, who was waiting to play, had stretched out his hands.

"Take a good look at my strength off the court, Fan, I am not worse than you, I will do better than you!" He hit Fan Bizhuang on the arm, and when he was about to run on the court, Fernandez was full of ambition Said, "Soon you will feel the pressure, and then... Then you will be pushed on the bench by me. Keep your eyes open and watch, this game is just the beginning, I will prove that I am better than you Even better!"

Looking at the confident Fernandez, Fan Bizhuang wondered if it was because he had watched too many Japanese anime. His speech and actions were like the NC protagonist in the cartoon, but he was in a good mood at the moment and didn't bother to care about it. , said "good luck", and went back to the bench.

What greeted him was not hot water and towels, but a stinky face of coach Manuel Pellegrini.

"Stinky boy, what were you doing just now? There is absolutely no need for you to go up and foul. The opponent has just advanced halfway and is not a threat—even if there is a threat, it is not your defense zone. Leo and Roman are both there. , you bastard, what are you doing? Are you deliberately causing trouble for me? "

"Calm down, calm down... Sir, you need to be calm!"

Pellegrini's angry saliva almost sprayed directly on his face. Fan Bizhuang smiled awkwardly and hurriedly avoided, but was grabbed by the head coach with two big hands and continued to accept the baptism of saliva.

"Calm down? You bastard, you always make trouble for me, do you think you are not satisfied if you don't make me mad? Don't you know how many yellow cards you have accumulated? Four! Plus the current one , already five cards! You will be suspended for the next round!"

"I remember..."

"Remember? Remember that you still caused me trouble? Damn it! It's the first time I've met a bastard like you who is so stupid and asks for cards. Do you think I'm too indulgent to you? I... Wait? Asking for a card? Suspension?"

The players on the bench were watching with great interest the head coach who had always been elegant and demeanor furious, but unexpectedly, the head coach seemed to have suddenly thought of something, and stopped talking abruptly, his angry expression still not dissipating. Then puzzled, relieved, and surprised expressions mixed together in a complex manner.

Thomason touched Josico with his elbow: "Jose, is Mr. Manuel usually like this? I suddenly feel that Fan's actions are not so idiotic, because there is such a coach, so An inexplicable player, it seems that it is not difficult to understand..."

"..." Hosico smiled wryly, but was speechless.

"Reuben! Reuben!"

Pellegrini suddenly called out the name of his assistant. The latter was still praying for Fan Bizhuang, who had angered the head coach. When his name was called, he couldn't recover and stood there blankly.

"What are you still doing? Are you stupid too?"

The voice of the immediate boss came again, and Mr. Ruben responded quickly: "I'm here... sir, what's the matter?"

"Who is our opponent in the next round? Also, the next round, the next round?"

"Oh, let me see..." Mr. Ruben quickly opened the small book he was carrying, and said while reading, "The next round is Murcia... Well, the next round is the home game against Valencia , This is a derby battle, I guess it's not easy to fight... Uh, the opponent in the next round is stronger, it's Real Madrid..."

"I see."

Before the assistant could finish speaking, Pellegrini had already interrupted with a wave of his hand. After being confirmed by the assistant, he turned his head and looked at Fan Bizhuang with a hippie smile. He finally understood what the bastard in front of him was planning.

"Shuff the cards at the price of not being able to play against the weaker team? This brat, you really have a lot of tricks..."

Pellegrini was thoughtful, and the matter was already very clear. Fan Bizhuang's move to provoke a yellow card for a foul was the intention.He has already accumulated four yellow cards, and he may get another yellow card at any time, which will lead to an automatic suspension for the next round.

So he simply took the initiative to get another yellow card in this game, so in the next round of the game against Murcia, he can only sit in the stands if he cannot play.Don't think that this is an unwise approach. In fact, this approach is a very clever and reasonable use of league rules, and it can even be said to be a loophole.

In the next round, their opponent will be Valencia.The derby has always been full of gunpowder, and Fan Bizhuang is also aware of his temper. He is worried that he will get a warning from the God of War card in that game, which will result in a suspension and cannot participate in the match with Real Madrid.

The duels with Valencia and Real Madrid will be extremely difficult battles. If the team loses the most important "thigh", then the combat effectiveness will definitely be greatly discounted.

And what Fan Bizhuang got now was to take advantage of the chance of winning cards in this game to wash off all four yellow cards on his body!

That way, he can give it his all against Valencia without the pressure of the four yellow cards he already has.At the same time, even if he gets a yellow card in the derby, as long as he is not sent off directly, he will not miss the direct match with Real Madrid.

Everything came to light, and Pellegrini even felt admiration for his lover at this moment.With such far-reaching thoughts and such a complete plan, this kid is really a born... Conspirator!
"How did you come up with this idea? I have to say, your approach is quite clever..."

Pellegrini smiled on his face, and patted Fan Bizhuang on the shoulder, as close as he could be.

Thinking that the head coach was praising Fan Bizhuang, he laughed loudly, tossed his long hair, and said complacently, "Hahaha, I've always been smart, okay, I'm as witty as I am..."

"It's really witty. But..." Pellegrini also laughed, but what he said made Fan Bizhuang's excitement disappear, "There must be punishment that should be given, and it will be paid." You still have to pay the money. You won’t forget the penalty regulations in the team, right?”

The team's penalty regulations did have such a clause, the smile froze on his face, and Fan Bizhuang put on a fawning expression.

"Sir, do you also think my plan is very clever?"

"Smart indeed."

"Then the team penalty this time..."

"No."

"... Then, let's make a discount, can it be cheaper?"

"no!"

"..."

One old and one young staged a scene of asking for advice and bargaining in the vegetable market on the sidelines, while a group of substitute players and coaches watched in amazement. Such coaches and players are really... Strange!

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The game finally ended with a score of 5:2. In the remaining time, the two teams scored a goal each. It was Munitis who scored the goal and Fernandez who had just been replaced by the home team.

Fernandez is indeed an excellent attacker. Although he has not been in the team for a long time, only a few days, his adaptability is very fast. The most important thing is that he has a high ball quotient. When the tacit understanding with his teammates is not enough, he is more likely to use his excellent foot skills and breakthrough ability to create pressure on the visiting team's defense.

Obviously, his luck is also very good. At the end of the game, after a successful breakthrough, he blasted through the ten fingers of the visiting team goalkeeper with a long shot. The first show added a touch of beautiful color.

"What a great lad! His breakthrough is sharp enough and his shots are full of power. In his first show, he proved to all the fans at the El Estadio that he has the ability to be a member of this stadium. I really look forward to the future of Fernandez What kind of surprises will he bring us after he has fully integrated into the team?"

(End of this chapter)