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Chapter 288 A Guy Wants to Eat Xiang

Chapter 288 A Guy Wants to Eat Xiang

When Fan Bizhuang and Isco were "reminiscing about the old days", another war was going on in the commentary of the Love Song Stadium.

The relationship between Villarreal and Valencia, there is no need to say more, one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, unless one male and one female.

Obviously, both are male characters, and no one would think that they are worse than the other. The grievances accumulated over the years have already made both sides regard each other as the biggest "dead enemy".

Alsace and Correa, who are the full-time commentators of the two teams respectively, naturally hate each other. Apart from the fact that they support different teams, the so-called peers are enemies, which also accounts for a huge reason.

At this moment, the two are constantly fighting verbally, you say something, and I reply, the fight between you and me is very lively.The commentators from other TV stations around watched the show with wry smiles. They have long been used to this kind of situation. Every time Valencia and Villarreal meet, these two people will fight hard* *****Welcome everyone to the Love Song Stadium, to the kingdom of Villarreal! "Alsace said so, he raised his neck towards Correa, as if pointing out that this is the Love Song Stadium and our territory. Here, the Bat Legion is nothing, and the huge cheers of tens of thousands of fans, Enough to make your hands go soft.

"Ha, what a big scene. But I don't think such a stadium can only hold less than [-] fans. I'm afraid it's not enough to scare our lads. Sorry, I'm not showing off, but as we all know, The Mestalla Stadium is even twice as big as this..."

This is Correa's retort. Well, although it is a bit exaggerated, after all, in the Iberian Peninsula, where every inch of land is precious, not just any club can have a huge and magnificent main stadium like Real Madrid and Barcelona, ​​but nearly Wu Wan With a capacity of 8000 people, compared with the Love Song Stadium, the latter can only be regarded as a "small scene".

Alsace was very angry, how could he not feel the disdain and sarcasm expressed in the other party's subtext.Although he was very dissatisfied, the "country team" was inherently flawed, and he couldn't refute it, so he paused and decided to "retaliate" from another aspect.

"This is a significant game. I believe our players will show something different in this game. But no matter how they perform, the result should not change, and we will win in the end. Yes Therefore, I am full of confidence. Our team has won five consecutive victories in the league. I think they must be full of desire for six consecutive victories. They will go all out for this great goal!"

Alsace was telling the other party, see, although you are from the city, although you have a glorious and glorious past, but... can this be eaten?
Ha, we've won five in a row twice this season, have you guys?Well, unfortunately, no.Of course, this is not the point, the point is that our state is hot, we will beat you, then win six consecutive victories, and then... squeeze you out, and sit in the top four of the league.

"That's exactly what I want to say. Villarreal is an 'excellent' team..." Correa bit the word 'excellent' very hard, and his tone was full of sarcasm. "They always have a good winning streak, ha, five consecutive victories, six consecutive victories, what an amazing statistic! I really respect this, but I have a question, why is it always the winning streak? Team, the current league standings will be under us?"

This is just the front without fear.The meaning expressed by Correa is obvious. Yes, we have not achieved five consecutive victories and six consecutive victories this season, but we have been playing steadily, unlike some teams, which have ups and downs back and forth, and the current ranking is even more dominated by them. Under pressure - this is Chi Guoguo's taunt. After all, the league is a long cycle, and the most important thing is stability. The champion team that can laugh at the end is often the team with the most stable performance. Barron Although West Asia is fighting for the championship, the background of the big clubs is fully revealed. They know what to do in the long league, unlike some country people, ups and downs, a little mature team There is no demeanor.

"Yes, our ranking is now fifth. But I think, after this game is over, the ranking will have a new change!" Alsace gritted his teeth.

Correa responded with a sneer: "Yes, I also firmly believe this-we will go to a better position, and some teams... huh!"

Alsace was impatient: "Who doesn't know what to say? Everything depends on the facts! The result of the game will tell you who is the real winner!"

"I think so too." Correa still showed no sign of weakness, "Then come on, let reality slap your face hard!"

"I've heard the slap - Correa, I hope you won't feel pain in your face after the game!"

"Thank you for your concern, but what I want to say is, of course not! Because the person who loses face can only be you!"

"Huh? Is it me? Just kidding! Is it you or is it...you!"

"How naive! Now is the game time, but not the dream time! If you want to talk nonsense in your dreams, go home and get out of bed!"

"asshole!"

"You dare to scold me? Come on, let's practice before the game starts?"

"Practice, practice, who is afraid of who!"

The tit-for-tat confrontation between the two became more and more fierce. They each patted the table and stood up, rolling their arms and sleeves and staring at each other. Not good, they all stood up and tried to persuade them.

The two finally sat down again, only to hear Correa sneer again: "I finally understand why you always remind me that this is your territory. Ha, it is indeed your territory. There are so many of you. People, so you want to hit me? Do you want to use violence? Come, come, anyway, there are so many of you, each spit is enough to drown me!"

Correa's sarcasm made Alsace's teeth itch with hatred. If possible, he really wanted to pull this nasty guy over and beat him up so badly that he couldn't take care of himself.But under the watchful eyes of everyone, he really can't do this, unless he is willing to get himself and the club into a lot of trouble.

In general, Alsace did not take advantage of the "talking" before the game today, which is considered normal. Just like two clubs of different sizes, Valencia always In most of the time, he had the advantage, and in the quarrel, Correa's fighting power also surpassed Alsace's by a large margin.

Correa's eyes were still swaying provocatively, Alsace was bitter but helpless at the same time.However, he is also an old man in the world of talking guns, and when he rolled his eyes, he thought of an idea that would kill people more than kill them.

"Correa, I heard that you and Fan seemed to have some unpleasantness on Twitter a few days ago?"

As soon as these words came out, the eyes of the peers came to him one after another, and Correa's old face couldn't help but blush.There was some unhappiness here, it was clearly Fan Bizhuang who humiliated him like a crush.But he was helpless, he was not his opponent to speak up, and the media and public opinion were not on his side. Originally, he wanted to continue to pester him on Twitter, but the fans shouted and yelled and left messages, which made his mobile phone faster It exploded, and in the end, I had to turn off Twitter and hide away.

"Why are you asking this? I don't want to talk about some guys with low moral character."

Correa really didn't want to talk about the topic of Fan Bizhuang. He also said this with a cheeky face, and many colleagues had already cast mocking and contemptuous glances.

"Sorry, I didn't mean to expose your scars, don't show anger, with all due respect, Correa, everyone knows this is true. Actually, I just remembered one thing." Alsace At this moment, he was not in a hurry, and there was a little calmness in his smile, but the narrow eyes made Correa feel a sense of uneasiness for no reason.

"what's up?"

Alsace waved his hand: "Before answering this question, I would like to borrow what Fan said to you earlier - your time is running out, Correa."

Correa said angrily: "Time is running out? You damn guy, what do you mean?"

The phrase "Your time is running out" tweeted by Fan Bizhuang has almost become a short phrase with the highest usage rate and exposure rate on Twitter these days, which seems to be developing towards an Internet buzzword .Of course, this is not a good thing for Correa, because whenever people use this classic line, they will think of him—the poor guy who was ridiculed by Fan Bizhuang without any concealment, but was powerless to refute!

This is why Correa is angry. That nasty oriental kid just mocked me. After all, I had a bet with him. According to the current trend, the possibility of losing the bet is as high as 90.00%. People say "there is not much time" but it is hard to find reason.

But what are you Alsace, why do you say that about me...

and many more?

Bet?

Correa's eyes widened suddenly, but the previous scene suddenly appeared in his mind.He turned his head, but saw Alsace staring at him with a half-smile, indescribably proud.

Yes, he finally remembered that there seemed to be a bet between him and Alsace, and the content of the bet was about Fan Bizhuang. Whoever loses must publicly admit that his professional level is not as good as that of his opponent. What's worse is that he still has to eat...shit in front of the camera?

Thinking of what he would face after losing the bet, Correa was disgusted, and suddenly felt hopeless.

But Alsace was still making up the knife with a smile on his face. He waved his hand to his colleagues around him and said with a big smile, "Let me tell you a story, okay? The content of the story is... Ha, a guy lost a bet I'm going to eat shit..."

(End of this chapter)

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