I am the Summoner of Runeterra

Chapter 103 Is This Really a God of Creation?

Lin Wan never imagined that Suzaku would know the fat Taoist priest and look like he has a deep hatred.

"It's you fat man! I recognize you even when you turn into ashes!" Suzaku glared at the fat Taoist priest, and chased him behind the fat Taoist priest's cart.

The fat Taoist circled the cart while shouting, "It's really not me!"

"It's not you, why are you running!"

"Can you run if you don't chase me!"

……

Lin Wan was speechless watching the two play Erren Zhuan around the cart, and finally couldn't help but speak.

"What are you two doing?"

"Last time, this fat man pretended to be an albino patient and lied to eat and drink. Even his eyeballs turned white! The mother who killed me thought that this guy came from the albino world! I took him to the headquarters and this guy bit the bullet and said I have albinism, and my eyes are white, so I wear colored contact lenses." Suzaku saw the fat Taoist circling around the cart, and she couldn't do anything to him for a while, so she stopped and explained to Lin Wan.

"I don't call them colored contact lenses, they're called contact lenses..." the fat Taoist argued aggrievedly.

"You still say it's not you!" Suzaku was furious when he heard that, and started to chase again.

The fat Taoist shrank his neck in fright and wanted to run away again, "Then how do I know that I can get people out of your bureau if I pretend to be an albino?"

……

Listening to the quarrel between the two, Lin Wan finally understood the reason of the matter. It turned out that the fat Taoist priest was used to cheating and abducting. Last time, he tricked himself into fortune-telling, and it was fine if he got a phoenix fate. This time he met him. He is still fooling the old man into selling dog skin plasters. As for Suzaku and his story, it is even more outrageous. It is estimated that the fat Taoist priest put on makeup and pretended to be an albino patient to beg for pity on others. In the end, he met Suzaku. The white man thought that this guy was a visitor from another world from the albino world, so he had to be dragged to the Bureau of Psychic Affairs, but after a toss, the fat Taoist told a half-truth and half-false lie, saying that he had albinism, not that People in the albino world have white eyeballs because they wear white contact lenses...

Lin Wan was a little puzzled, is this guy really a god of creation?No matter how you look at it, he looks like a charlatan... Well, he is still the kind of charlatan with a lot of skills.

Lin Wan yelled at the two of them, "Okay, both of you calm down for a while!"

"Fatty man, tell me first, what is the dog skin plaster that lied to the old man this time?" Lin Wan looked at the old man who was still a little confused and shouted to the fat Taoist priest.

The fat Taoist stopped dodging when he heard the words, intending to continue fooling the old man, but then he thought that he would ask Lin Wan immediately, so he finally told the truth embarrassingly, "That's a homemade warm baby, how can you not be warm when you stick it to it?" Woolen cloth……"

"Hey! I can't see that you are a craftsman, you fat man?" Lin Wan sneered, if this fat Taoist priest is really talented, it's fine if he can fool Suzaku with makeup, and he can fool himself into accepting it with his historical knowledge. A piece of green stone, now you can still make a warm baby by yourself, are liars so high-end these days...

The fat Taoist just smiled embarrassingly, but didn't say anything.

On the other hand, the old man on the side was furious when he heard the words, but seeing Lin Wan and Suzaku looking unfriendly, he just left cursing.

"Okay, it's just the three of us now, fat man, tell me, what do you want me for?" Lin Wan encountered all this trouble, but she didn't think that the fat Taoist priest could be the god of creation. Which one have you seen? Creation gods are so cheap?

The fat Taoist glanced at Suzaku, seeing that Suzaku hadn't shown any signs of violence for the time being, so he pretended to wipe his nose and tears and looked at Lin Wan.

"Brother Lin, is the little stone that our family sent you back last time still there?"

"Oh, you said that crap? I threw it away! It's disgusting that the red thread can be rubbed into black by you. Throw it away." Lin Wan said pretending not to care.

"What! Throw it away?!" The fat Taoist stared at him in disbelief.

"Where did you throw it?" The fat Taoist asked unwillingly.

"Where else can I throw it? I can remember if I threw it away casually?" Lin Wan curled her lips, but there was a trace of doubt in her heart. Why was the fat Taoist so nervous about that broken stone?
"I said fat man, why are you so nervous about that bastard?" Lin Wan asked tentatively.

"Oh my brother Lin! You don't know that the green stone is really a family heirloom handed down from our ancestors!" Hearing Lin Wan's words, the fat Taoist's eyes were a little desperate. The only clue to find the little stone was gone. What can I do...

"You just gave me your heirloom just like that? Who are you fooling?" Lin Wan only believed a third of what the fat Taoist said at this time. This guy can say anything out of his mouth. Whoever believes it is a fool...

"Damn! It's not my stinky bitch! I used the bottom of a beer bottle to create a lot of small rocks that look similar in appearance, just to deal with things like Xiao Lin's last time, but the bitch of my family took my original Taoist robe Wash it, the piece that was sent out is real, so I rushed to find Brother Xiao Lin." The fat Taoist slapped his forehead annoyed.

"By the way, that's how it is." The fat Taoist took out a large handful of green stones from his pocket while speaking, Lin Wan's eyes were fixed, and sure enough, the appearance of this large pile of green stones looked exactly like his original one. The pieces are exactly the same, but if you look carefully, you don't have that faintly attractive feeling, but you can definitely make the fake ones look like the real ones, and with the fat man's eloquence, it can really save the fat man from many disasters...

While Lin Wan was thinking, the fat Taoist suddenly said quietly, "Brother Lin, are you really lost?"

The fat Taoist took out the counterfeit at this time to prove what he said was true, and also to test Lin Wan. The fat Taoist was keenly aware that Lin Wan's eyes shrank when he took out the green stone. The stone must have been deeply remembered, and it was never thrown away casually like Lin Wan said.

Lin Wan also realized at this time that she was too restless to see Xiao Shitou, but who is he?On the back street of No. [-] Middle School, he, Lin Wan, recognizes the second child, and who dares to climb up?
"What's the matter? What does it matter to you whether I lost you or not? Are you planning to snatch it back?" Lin Wan glanced at the fat Taoist priest and said in a nonchalant tone, are you trying to fool around with me?
Seeing Lin Wan's rascal appearance, the fat Taoist immediately recognized him, "Brother Lin, I'm planning to buy it back... Hehe, buy it back..."

"Oh?" Lin Wan looked at the fat Taoist with high interest, "What price do you plan to offer?"

When the fat Taoist heard this, his expression brightened. Hearing these words, Lin Wan really didn't throw a small stone?

"I'll give... this number!" The fat Taoist gritted his teeth and stretched out a hand with all five fingers open.

"Fifty thousand?" Lin Wan was taken aback, "Fatty, are you willing to bleed?"

"Uh... I said five hundred..." The fat Taoist scratched his head in embarrassment.

"Five hundred?! You're sending a beggar!" Lin Wan laughed angrily when she heard the words, did this fat man lose money? 500 yuan to buy back a family heirloom?

"Uh...then add this number?" The fat Taoist held out another hand hesitantly.

"one thousand?"

"No, five hundred and five..."

"Damn! Go to hell!" Lin Wan lost her temper after being tormented by the fat Taoist priest, "You want to buy back your family heirloom with five hundred and five? Do you think I'm stupid or something?"

Suzaku on the side is also laughing happily, this fat man is quite interesting?

The fat Taoist also seemed to feel that he was a little too much, and his face was tangled, "Or just a thousand?"

"No more! Throw it away!" Lin Wan really didn't want to deal with this fat guy anymore, and it was all about money.

"One thousand and one!"

"threw!"

"……two thousand?"

"I said throw it away!"

"Really throw it away?"

"It's really thrown!"

The fat Taoist's face turned pale in an instant, and he repeated in his mouth, "throw away...throw away..."

Lin Wan couldn't stand it anymore, and asked the fat Taoist priest curiously, "Fatty man, I said it's just a broken rock, do you really look like you don't have a mother?"

"You don't know, there is a saying passed down from generation to generation in our family, whoever can solve the ultimate secret of the little stone will become a legendary god!" The fat Taoist slapped his thigh, "It doesn't matter if it becomes a god or not , I’d be happy enough to grab 800 million yuan at random!”

If ordinary people hear this, they will scoff. What kind of gods are they still thinking about?But Lin Wan's heart skipped a beat when he heard this. He had really come into contact with the gods. Now that he has the skills of a summoner, although he is a little weak against the gods, but facing the existence of demigods, he wants to Self-protection is absolutely more than enough, but I don't know if the god that the fat Taoist is talking about is the kind that Lin Wan encountered, or... the kind of god of creation or even the kind of god of creation?You must know that on the earth, people like Annie are generally called immortals, and the only one called gods is the creator god I heard in the Bureau of Supernatural Affairs...

The fat Taoist buried his head in confusion for a while, then suddenly looked at Lin Wan and Suzaku suspiciously, "Why did you get involved with her?"

Lin Wan froze for a moment. When he came here, he only wanted to find Suzaku to hug his thigh. He really didn't expect the fat Taoist to know Suzaku. This tossing made him a little embarrassed?
Lin Wan was thinking about how to explain, but Suzaku beside him spoke.

"What's the matter? We need to inform you about the affairs of our bureau?"

When the fat Taoist heard this, he immediately shut up embarrassingly.

Sure enough, you can't give him a good face when dealing with this kind of brown sugar-like person...

I saw the fat Taoist priest was silent for a while, as if thinking of Xiao Shitou again, he wailed in self-pity, "Hey! You said that even if I didn't work hard in my life, my son, grandson, and great-grandson will always be able to do it for generations. Toss it out, and sooner or later our old witch's family will have a crazy day, throwing this little stone in my hand, this sin will be a big sin..."

Why did Lin Wan feel like she was scolding her grandson when she heard this?But he looked at the fat Taoist priest with a soft heart, "Okay, sometimes fate must come to pass, how can you pretend to be a Taoist priest not understand this truth? Besides, a person's life is an ordinary life is the true blessing."

"That's right, plainness is the truth. Taoist priests, I've been chasing it for most of my life because of the word plainness." The fat Taoist smiled casually, and looked at Lin Wan with deep meaning. Road bone.

Lin Wan's heart skipped a beat, why is this fat man so mysterious again...

　I saw someone else made a book friend group... so should I do it?Or is there no need to do it because few people see it?

　　Emmm, if someone reads it, raise a paw here?
　　
　
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