I am the only tall man in the world
Chapter 55
Chapter 55
However, before Lu Feng got angry first, a crying voice came from below him.
"Brother Lu Feng... hiss! It hurts! Help me! I... have a cramp in my leg. Ah!"
Lu Feng secretly said unlucky, and poked his head down.
"Stretch your legs straight, and press your toes down as much as you can. Hold on, it will be fine in a while."
After a while, the cry came up again.
"Wuuuuu... no way, brother Lu Feng, it still hurts!"
Lu Feng's face suddenly collapsed, he turned over and jumped off the bed.
But he saw that Chu Tianxun's left leg was stretched and straightened, while his right leg was twisted very stiffly, the tendons inside were twisted together, and he was jumping and jumping.
"Which leg of yours is cramp?" Lu Feng asked with black lines all over his head.
"This one... hiss, just this one."
Chu Tianxun stretched out his hand and pointed at the twisted right leg, screaming even louder.
When Lu Feng saw it, the other party really misunderstood what he meant, and the hatred made his teeth itch.
You are hopeless, you are so stupid!
"I told you to straighten your right leg, why do you stretch your left leg?"
"Brother Lu Feng, you didn't explain clearly to me." Chu Tianxun looked aggrieved.
Lu Feng: "..."
Do you blame me for co-authoring?
"Straighten your right leg, hold on!" Lu Feng said angrily, his face black as ink.
He felt that the number of black faces he had tonight could squeeze out a bottle of black ink.
Chu Tianxun obediently straightened his right leg, and then Lu Feng grabbed the twisted tendons with both hands and stroked them hard.
Accompanied by a voice of '嗤'.
The next second, Chu Tianxun suddenly smiled with surprise on his face and said: "Hey, my brother Lu Feng is amazing. I won't feel any pain when you put your claws down. You are really a miracle doctor!"
At this moment, Lu Feng was so angry that a volcano was about to erupt.
What does it mean to go down with one paw?
This is my hand!
Genuine manpower, big brother!
Can we not use such beastly adjectives!
It’s just that!
Silently thinking wildly in my heart: "The world is so beautiful, but I am so irritable. This is not good, not good!"
Lu Feng squinted at Chu Tianxun and said, "Are you all right now? Can I continue to sleep?"
"Hey, brother Lu Feng, look at what you said. Who is stopping you..."
Hearing this line again, Lu Feng felt like he was about to spurt a mouthful of old blood.
Pressing hard on his chest, he turned to the top bunk again.
The quilt is not covered yet.
Suddenly, Chu Tianxun stuck his head up again.
"Brother Lu Feng, let me ask you, do you like watching shooting stars?"
Lu Feng silently took out his phone to check the time, and found that it was already 2 o'clock in the morning.
In other words, from when he got on the bus at ten o'clock in the evening until now, Chu Tian has been annoying him for four hours with this funny comparison.
As soon as he thought that his mana was about to bottom out, he could barely have more than 200 points left.
If you don't try to supplement it successfully, it will be a burden to wait until Dajing City.
Now, Lu Feng couldn't bear it anymore.
He straightened up suddenly, and shouted at Chu Tianxun: "Are you really stupid or fake? What the hell, you've been annoying me all the way. Just tell me, what do you want to be satisfied with?" ?”
The loud roar directly woke up the old lady on the opposite side.
The old lady got up angrily.
Indiscriminately, he yelled at Lu Feng again: "Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, why ho ho ho? Don't you know how to respect the elderly? What the hell, my old lady's sleep quality was poor. Now it's all right, don't sleep tonight. Smelly Boy, what are you going to do?"
Lu Feng: "..."
But Chu Tianxun saw that someone was standing by his side, and vented his anger and backed him up.
He immediately clapped his hands excitedly, and said, "Grandma, that's great, you can't sleep either. Anyway, I can't sleep either. How about we have fun?"
"How to entertain?" The old lady also became energetic, her eyes lit up.
"Well... huh? There are only three of us here, why not just..."
"Fight the Landlord!"
Chu Tianxun and the old lady had a tacit understanding and spoke in unison.
Then, Chu Tianxun turned around and bent down, and started to grope in his backpack.
After a while, he took out a brand new deck of playing cards, opened them and washed them several times.
Seeing that Lu Feng was still on the bed in a daze.
He directly waved his hand and said, "Brother Lu Feng, don't be in a daze. Let's fight until dawn!"
Lu Feng: "..."
Through the car window, I saw my miserable face in the reflection of the glass.
He just wanted to scream to the sky.
"Ahhh! What kind of crime did I do?"
After half an hour.
"bomb!"
"do not want!"
"Shunzi!"
"do not want!"
"Wang Bang!"
"do not want!"
"No matter how good you are, I'm not good at it. Haha, give me money!"
Lu Feng was like an insatiable landlord Lao Cai, with a greedy smile on his face, stretching out his hands.
On the opposite side of him, Chu Tianxun and the old lady were looking through their pockets with bitter faces.
Taking out a crumpled 20 yuan note, the old lady said in a trembling voice, "If it's not possible, let's just leave it like this. Everyone had a great time, so let's go to bed early."
Chu Tianxun was also full of approval and nodded frantically.
"Yeah, I also feel that it's about the same, I'm a little sleepy. How about brother Lu Feng, enough is enough for our battle?"
"Don't tell me! Where is this?" Lu Feng smiled openly, "Didn't it be said that I won 30 games in a row after the decisive battle, and you can't stand it? Don't talk nonsense, give the money quickly. As always, Landlord three times, 20 yuan per person!"
The old lady sighed and handed over the money reluctantly.
But Chu Tianxun suddenly covered his pockets, and said angrily: "Brother Lu Feng, you are definitely cheating. I can't give you this money. How can anyone win 30 hands in a row in half an hour, with an average of one hand per minute. The key is , there are bombs everywhere, there must be something tricky in it!"
"Oh? I only lost 600 yuan, so I can't afford to lose?" Lu Feng laughed and said, "Then let me ask you, who shuffled the cards?"
"Me!" Chu Tianxun was confident.
"Who sent it after washing?"
"It's still me!" Chu Tianxun was still full of confidence.
"Hehe, as you said, I only touched the cards at the end of the whole process, and I didn't touch them at all other times. You tell me the trick? Say! Can't afford it?"
"This... this..." Chu Tianxun finally withered.
The old lady next to him said directly with tears in his eyes: "Young man, don't renege on your debts, grandma has already given you all the money. Ouch, ouch, why is my head so dizzy? No, I have high blood pressure. No, I want to lie down for a while."
Saying that, the old lady pretended to lie down, covering her head directly under the quilt, regardless of whether the exhaust gas produced would actually cause a cerebral thrombosis in herself.
Reluctantly, he took out 20 yuan and handed it to Lu Feng. Chu Tianxun also used the excuse of peeing, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
It wasn't until this moment that Lu Feng showed a wise smile, and said proudly, "Hmph! Little boy, fight with me? Let's eat more rice for a few more years."
Then, get up.
Accompanied by the sound of clattering.
Hundreds of cards fell from the bottom of his clothes to the ground.
But the moment it touched the ground, it suddenly disappeared without a trace.
Mana is a cow!
A night of insomnia is changed earlier, six o'clock in the morning and six o'clock in the evening are both six o'clock!So update it now, no problem!By the way, ask for a ticket!Thank you all!
(End of this chapter)
However, before Lu Feng got angry first, a crying voice came from below him.
"Brother Lu Feng... hiss! It hurts! Help me! I... have a cramp in my leg. Ah!"
Lu Feng secretly said unlucky, and poked his head down.
"Stretch your legs straight, and press your toes down as much as you can. Hold on, it will be fine in a while."
After a while, the cry came up again.
"Wuuuuu... no way, brother Lu Feng, it still hurts!"
Lu Feng's face suddenly collapsed, he turned over and jumped off the bed.
But he saw that Chu Tianxun's left leg was stretched and straightened, while his right leg was twisted very stiffly, the tendons inside were twisted together, and he was jumping and jumping.
"Which leg of yours is cramp?" Lu Feng asked with black lines all over his head.
"This one... hiss, just this one."
Chu Tianxun stretched out his hand and pointed at the twisted right leg, screaming even louder.
When Lu Feng saw it, the other party really misunderstood what he meant, and the hatred made his teeth itch.
You are hopeless, you are so stupid!
"I told you to straighten your right leg, why do you stretch your left leg?"
"Brother Lu Feng, you didn't explain clearly to me." Chu Tianxun looked aggrieved.
Lu Feng: "..."
Do you blame me for co-authoring?
"Straighten your right leg, hold on!" Lu Feng said angrily, his face black as ink.
He felt that the number of black faces he had tonight could squeeze out a bottle of black ink.
Chu Tianxun obediently straightened his right leg, and then Lu Feng grabbed the twisted tendons with both hands and stroked them hard.
Accompanied by a voice of '嗤'.
The next second, Chu Tianxun suddenly smiled with surprise on his face and said: "Hey, my brother Lu Feng is amazing. I won't feel any pain when you put your claws down. You are really a miracle doctor!"
At this moment, Lu Feng was so angry that a volcano was about to erupt.
What does it mean to go down with one paw?
This is my hand!
Genuine manpower, big brother!
Can we not use such beastly adjectives!
It’s just that!
Silently thinking wildly in my heart: "The world is so beautiful, but I am so irritable. This is not good, not good!"
Lu Feng squinted at Chu Tianxun and said, "Are you all right now? Can I continue to sleep?"
"Hey, brother Lu Feng, look at what you said. Who is stopping you..."
Hearing this line again, Lu Feng felt like he was about to spurt a mouthful of old blood.
Pressing hard on his chest, he turned to the top bunk again.
The quilt is not covered yet.
Suddenly, Chu Tianxun stuck his head up again.
"Brother Lu Feng, let me ask you, do you like watching shooting stars?"
Lu Feng silently took out his phone to check the time, and found that it was already 2 o'clock in the morning.
In other words, from when he got on the bus at ten o'clock in the evening until now, Chu Tian has been annoying him for four hours with this funny comparison.
As soon as he thought that his mana was about to bottom out, he could barely have more than 200 points left.
If you don't try to supplement it successfully, it will be a burden to wait until Dajing City.
Now, Lu Feng couldn't bear it anymore.
He straightened up suddenly, and shouted at Chu Tianxun: "Are you really stupid or fake? What the hell, you've been annoying me all the way. Just tell me, what do you want to be satisfied with?" ?”
The loud roar directly woke up the old lady on the opposite side.
The old lady got up angrily.
Indiscriminately, he yelled at Lu Feng again: "Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, why ho ho ho? Don't you know how to respect the elderly? What the hell, my old lady's sleep quality was poor. Now it's all right, don't sleep tonight. Smelly Boy, what are you going to do?"
Lu Feng: "..."
But Chu Tianxun saw that someone was standing by his side, and vented his anger and backed him up.
He immediately clapped his hands excitedly, and said, "Grandma, that's great, you can't sleep either. Anyway, I can't sleep either. How about we have fun?"
"How to entertain?" The old lady also became energetic, her eyes lit up.
"Well... huh? There are only three of us here, why not just..."
"Fight the Landlord!"
Chu Tianxun and the old lady had a tacit understanding and spoke in unison.
Then, Chu Tianxun turned around and bent down, and started to grope in his backpack.
After a while, he took out a brand new deck of playing cards, opened them and washed them several times.
Seeing that Lu Feng was still on the bed in a daze.
He directly waved his hand and said, "Brother Lu Feng, don't be in a daze. Let's fight until dawn!"
Lu Feng: "..."
Through the car window, I saw my miserable face in the reflection of the glass.
He just wanted to scream to the sky.
"Ahhh! What kind of crime did I do?"
After half an hour.
"bomb!"
"do not want!"
"Shunzi!"
"do not want!"
"Wang Bang!"
"do not want!"
"No matter how good you are, I'm not good at it. Haha, give me money!"
Lu Feng was like an insatiable landlord Lao Cai, with a greedy smile on his face, stretching out his hands.
On the opposite side of him, Chu Tianxun and the old lady were looking through their pockets with bitter faces.
Taking out a crumpled 20 yuan note, the old lady said in a trembling voice, "If it's not possible, let's just leave it like this. Everyone had a great time, so let's go to bed early."
Chu Tianxun was also full of approval and nodded frantically.
"Yeah, I also feel that it's about the same, I'm a little sleepy. How about brother Lu Feng, enough is enough for our battle?"
"Don't tell me! Where is this?" Lu Feng smiled openly, "Didn't it be said that I won 30 games in a row after the decisive battle, and you can't stand it? Don't talk nonsense, give the money quickly. As always, Landlord three times, 20 yuan per person!"
The old lady sighed and handed over the money reluctantly.
But Chu Tianxun suddenly covered his pockets, and said angrily: "Brother Lu Feng, you are definitely cheating. I can't give you this money. How can anyone win 30 hands in a row in half an hour, with an average of one hand per minute. The key is , there are bombs everywhere, there must be something tricky in it!"
"Oh? I only lost 600 yuan, so I can't afford to lose?" Lu Feng laughed and said, "Then let me ask you, who shuffled the cards?"
"Me!" Chu Tianxun was confident.
"Who sent it after washing?"
"It's still me!" Chu Tianxun was still full of confidence.
"Hehe, as you said, I only touched the cards at the end of the whole process, and I didn't touch them at all other times. You tell me the trick? Say! Can't afford it?"
"This... this..." Chu Tianxun finally withered.
The old lady next to him said directly with tears in his eyes: "Young man, don't renege on your debts, grandma has already given you all the money. Ouch, ouch, why is my head so dizzy? No, I have high blood pressure. No, I want to lie down for a while."
Saying that, the old lady pretended to lie down, covering her head directly under the quilt, regardless of whether the exhaust gas produced would actually cause a cerebral thrombosis in herself.
Reluctantly, he took out 20 yuan and handed it to Lu Feng. Chu Tianxun also used the excuse of peeing, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
It wasn't until this moment that Lu Feng showed a wise smile, and said proudly, "Hmph! Little boy, fight with me? Let's eat more rice for a few more years."
Then, get up.
Accompanied by the sound of clattering.
Hundreds of cards fell from the bottom of his clothes to the ground.
But the moment it touched the ground, it suddenly disappeared without a trace.
Mana is a cow!
A night of insomnia is changed earlier, six o'clock in the morning and six o'clock in the evening are both six o'clock!So update it now, no problem!By the way, ask for a ticket!Thank you all!
(End of this chapter)
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