I am the only tall man in the world

Chapter 7 Mage, do you have a toothache?
"Fuck, Xiaofeng, are you still alive?"

The first to react was Huang Chenzhong.

He immediately ran over with surprise on his face, staring at Lu Feng's shiny head.

After a long while, he smashed his mouth and said, "Well, it's pretty good to be honest. Compared with long hair, it's more masculine, and it's quite the demeanor of an eminent monk!"

Lu Feng: "..."

Second Uncle, please be human and speak humanly.

The heart of the eldest nephew is bleeding like crazy right now!
At this time, Zheng Daudao and his wife quickly surrounded him.

Zheng boldly said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, Master Xiao Lu, your hair..."

"I'll be in a hurry with anyone who raises my hair again!" Lu Feng immediately said in a sharp voice like a cat whose hair has blown out, "Today I really went out and didn't read the old almanac, and it was a bad luck for eight lifetimes."

Zheng Bold was taken aback again, and didn't dare to say a word except for an embarrassed smile.

Boom!
At this time, the enthusiastic villagers who were knocking on the door finally broke the door open together.

Some villagers even had buckets in their hands...

He looked worried about saving lives.

But when they came in, there was no 'fire scene'.

There is an extra big monk out of thin air?

Um?monk?

All the villagers made a collective gesture.

Then I looked up and down from the 'big light bulb', and saw a face that was gradually becoming distorted...

This is not Master Lu!
"Haha...hahaha..."

At first it was just suppressed laughter.

But laughing and laughing turned into roaring laughter.

Some villagers even laughed so hard that they rolled on the ground.

Everyone laughed at Lu Feng for losing his hair.

"Haha, a master is a master, and you will become an eminent monk in seconds!"

"Hey, what do you know? How do you say those four words... Oh, by the way, Buddha is the way!"

"HOHO! Guys, have you noticed that the hairless Master Lu, with his angry expression now, is just like those golden arhats in the temple!"

"..."

The more the villagers talked, the more they went too far, and the more they talked, the more angry Lu Feng became.

In the next second, the smell of kerosene reappeared in the mouth, and there was a burst of drinking, and a cluster of long flames spurted out.

"Fuck off, a bunch of heartless people, I set your ass on fire!"

"Ah, run, the great monk is going crazy!"

The villagers danced and screamed strangely, and scattered like birds and beasts.

After a while, the courtyard became quiet.

Zheng Bold walked up with an apologetic face, and handed over a hat very respectfully.

No one knows what to say.

In the next second, I only felt a heat in my hand.

The hat had turned into a pile of fly ash.

"Hmph! Who will we blame?" Lu Feng said coldly.

Afterwards, ignoring Zheng Bold with embarrassment, and Lu Chenzhong who was giggling aside, they walked towards the main room.

He was about to enter the house to 'cast a spell'.

It's all because those bastards outside the courtyard put their heads on the wall again, waiting to see themselves continue to make a fool of themselves.

Walking into the room, Lu Feng unconsciously swayed.

Compared with the outside, the temperature inside the house is at least seven or eight degrees lower.

But Lu Feng didn't think much about it.

In the next second, his heart moved and his mouth opened.

A cluster of small flames spewed out from the mouth, directly igniting the yellow talisman in his hand.

As the eyesight talisman burned out, Lu Feng's eyes flashed.

The whole world is as if a layer of fog has been lifted, and it becomes extremely clear!

"Hey, it's amazing! This eye-clearing talisman is really a cure for myopia... Fuck!"

Lu Feng was originally looking around with surprise on his face.

As a result, after watching and watching, he suddenly came face to face with a green-faced and long-toothed ghost, and he was close to mouth to mouth.

Lu Feng immediately screamed strangely and jumped back a big step.

And the ghost that was staring at him was also taken aback, jumping three feet high with its scary head in its hands.

"Holy shit, man!"

Hearing the scream of the ghost, Lu Feng was puzzled.

He swallowed reluctantly and took a step forward.

"Ah! You...don't come here!" The ghost shrank into a ball in fright, trembling.

Seeing this, instead of being frightened anymore, Lu Feng became happy.

Based on the truth he saw with his sharp eyes, the ghost in front of him was clearly an illusory figure.

spirit body!

This word suddenly jumped into his mind.

Reminiscent of the spirit body seen after burning the clear eye charm.

Lu Feng immediately understood.

It turns out that the effect of the eye-clearing talisman is that it can see things that ordinary people cannot see with the naked eye.

Immediately afterwards, Lu Feng immediately thought that Zheng Xiaorou's lost soul could be found with the help of the magical effect of the eye-clearing talisman.

As for how to lead the soul into the body after recovery, let Zheng Xiaorou 'live' back...

Didn't two soul-attracting charms were opened in the novice gift pack!

Attract the soul, attract the soul!
As the name suggests!

Isn’t it used at this time?

Lu Feng felt that he was definitely a genius!

Thinking about it, I unconsciously let out a silly laugh.

"Hey hey hey..."

Maybe it's because I'm too proud.

He even forgot that he didn't want to be a 'sir' in the first place.

At this time, the spirit body on the opposite side saw Lu Feng giggling, no matter why the person in front of him saw it, he turned his head and ran out of the house.

In its impression, people are scary!

Especially young adults like Lu Feng.

The flame-like yang energy is enough to make it lose its soul if it can't enter the Samsara Mansion!
But at this moment, a cold voice came over, and the spirit body was so frightened that it almost peed on the spot.

"If you dare to go one step further, I promise to set your ass on fire!"

Spirit: "╥﹏╥"

He froze in place, not daring to move.

It feels like he went out for a walk tonight and definitely didn't read the almanac.

It's just unlucky to get home!

The spirit body wanted to cry but had no tears, and slowly retreated back.

Lu Feng just stood there smiling and waiting.

When the spirit body retreated to his side, he immediately said angrily, "Run! Why run! I'm not even afraid, but you are as timid as a mouse."

After a pause, Lu Feng spread his hands helplessly, and continued: "I didn't mean this big brother, you are a spirit body. Even if you are dead, you are still cowardly like this. Are you afraid of being laughed at by other spirit bodies?"

The terrifying grimace of the spirit body revealed a grievance.

With his head down, his two index fingers touched together, poking and poking, poking and poking...

And a faint voice also came in time.

"Dharma... the mage probably doesn't know about it. Due to the disappearance of the Samsara Mansion, we newly-dead spirits have no way to enter the Samsara. Any young man... Hey, Master, do you have a toothache? What does gritting your teeth mean? And Master, why is your face so dark?"

The stupid and cute spirit body didn't know yet, it was the mage on the left and the mage on the right, and it directly made Lu Feng angry.

You know, losing a head of smooth black hair made Lu Feng's heart ache.

But now, he was misunderstood as a great monk and mage...

Still the kind of eminent monk.

How can this not make Lu Feng feel angry!
The face is dark but still light.

I'm afraid that if the spirit body talks a little longer, Lu Feng will definitely not be able to resist breathing fire!
(End of this chapter)