I am the only tall man in the world

Chapter 9
There is a big banyan tree at the entrance of Zhengjia Village.

At this moment because it is close to noon.

So there was no one under the big banyan tree.

Of course, this is the picture that ordinary people see.

The picture presented in front of Lu Feng's eyes was quite different.

only see...

"Hey, I said that big fat man, can you still do it? Bai has a fat body, and he can't even beat a skinny man."

"And that skinny man, don't be complacent. He is as nimble as a monkey, and he can't pick the hydrangea from his body for a long time. Just want to marry Miss Ben? Bah, what a toad wants to eat swan meat!"

"Hahaha……"

"Laughing? Do you still have the face to smile? The most annoying thing is your silvery wax gun heads, which look good but don't work.

I think it was you who scared this lady out of her body back then, and it is you who have no courage to go to the ring now.

Say it yourself, how can you be so cowardly?

snort!Miss Ben really doesn't care to talk about you, but what you have done is really embarrassing to the spirits of the world. "

"And that stupid monk over there, why are you staring at your big, blister-like eyes? I've never seen such a flowery and jade-like jade... Uh, what the hell, are you a human?"

Finally noticing that something was wrong with Zheng Xiaorou's soul body, she immediately uttered a scream, and was ready to flee.

However, Lu Feng obviously didn't intend to give her and all the spirits present this chance.

He opened his mouth slightly, during which the flames appeared, gradually forming a fire tornado.

But the amazing thing is that he can still speak.

"Zheng Xiaorou, right? Didn't expect to be a little girl? Do you think you guys escaped quickly, or did I burn faster?"

"If you don't want to lose your soul, quickly hold Zheng Xiaorou down!"

The latter sentence was addressed to the dozens of other spirit bodies whose expressions gradually became confused.

Those dozens of spirit bodies were originally very frightened by Zheng Xiaorou's arrogance and unreasonableness.

But feeling the blazing fire tornado not far away can really burn away all the evil in the world.

So, they succumbed again.

After weighing the pros and cons, they geared up one by one, turned into strange Shushu, and surrounded Zheng Xiaorou with a strange smile with malicious intentions.

"You...what are you going to do? Fuck, have you forgotten that I am your queen? A big monk scares you like this? Let me tell you, don't come here! Ah! Woo...Mom, it eats I'm tofu, I'm a grass mud horse, I can't stop talking to you!"

At this moment, looking at the scene of a pot of porridge in front of him, not only Lu Feng's face turned dark.

The faces of the villagers who came over to watch the excitement also turned dark.

Of course, the villagers' faces turned black when they looked at Lu Feng, who was nervous and talking to himself.

However, there were still three people present whose faces remained unchanged.

They are Zheng Daudao and his wife and Huang Chenzhong.

Seeing Lu Feng's heroic performance just now, especially when Lu Feng yelled that rather domineering sentence, Zheng Bold and his wife immediately burst into tears.

They felt that their daughter was finally saved.

Not long after, a group of strangely shaped spirit bodies were detained as if asking for credit, and Zheng Xiaorou's soul body with a rebellious expression floated over.

Seeing this, Lu Feng took back the fire tornado in his mouth, nodded with great satisfaction, waved his hand immediately, turned around and left.

Seeing this, the villagers were once again in a fog, and went in without knowing.

But Zheng Daudao and his wife were excited to know that this was a victory order to return home, 'the revolution has been successful, comrades do not need to continue to work hard'!

A group of people came in a mighty manner, and left in a mighty manner.

Some old people nearby with bad eyesight felt the vibration of the ground, and thought that the little devils were still out to commit crimes.

Immediately raised the crutches, tremblingly stabbed out the assassination.

kill!

Although he is old, his movements are also slow.

But at that moment, the patriotism in their cloudy eyes couldn't be concealed no matter what!

When Lu Feng led the way into the Zheng family compound, the walls outside the courtyard were once again filled with black heads.

At this moment, no one chooses to go home for dinner.

Because compared with the 'melon' at noon today, lunch is not so important.

If you don't understand all the truth, I'm afraid you won't be able to sleep well at night.

"Let go of me quickly!" Zheng Xiaorou's soul body was still struggling violently.

The eyes she looked at Lu Feng seemed to be breathing fire.

"You damn monk, why meddle in your own business?"

Lu Feng didn't pay attention to this young lady, but said something to the dozens of spirit bodies.

"Which of you is the leader?"

There was a commotion among the spirits.

Not long after, a headless spirit floated out.

Maybe it's because he doesn't have a head.

The voice of the headless spirit body was erratic, as if it came directly from the broken neck.

"I am their leader, but I have no head."

Lu Feng: "..."

Also met a master who likes to joke.

Didn't get too hung up on it.

After a while, Lu Feng said: "Okay, it's up to you. Tell me, why did you scare Zheng Xiaorou's life soul out? Also, besides her life soul, do you also..."

About people have three souls and seven souls, this was what Huang Chenyuan told him when he told him the 'story'.

If it weren't for this, he wouldn't even know that people have souls.

"There is no such thing!" The headless spirit body thought it was coming to Xingshi to inquire about the crime, and immediately waved its hands in fright, "This girl's life soul is not scared out of us, but she has hysteria and escaped from her body. It came out. Except for the soul of life, the rest of the soul should still be in its body."

"Oh?" Lu Feng smiled lightly, "I don't study much, so don't lie to me."

"I don't dare to lie to the mage." The headless spirit said respectfully, "I didn't study much in my lifetime, but what I said is true, I would like to guarantee it with my head!"

As he said that, he stretched out his hand and pointed at his bare neck in a serious manner.

"Are you kidding me?" Lu Feng was speechless for a moment.

Just now he said that he has no head, and now he uses his head as a guarantee...

He felt that the headless spirit body in front of him was simply a joke.

What's even more funny is that he chatted with a funny guy for a long time...

At this time, Lu Chenzhong on the side came up and said: "Eldest nephew, are you done talking? Can we hurry up? Second uncle didn't eat in the morning, and I can't stand it now."

When Lu Feng heard this, he nodded slightly.

No more words.

He flipped his hand and took out a soul-inducing talisman, and this time it was miraculously correct.

There was a flash of fire in the mouth, and the soul-attracting charm instantly ignited.

Then without even thinking about it, she directly threw Zheng Xiaorou's soul body at Zheng Xiaorou who was obviously unwilling to go back with a frightened face.

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust... Uh, that's not right. It should be Prajna Paramita? Damn, it seems a little wrong."

In short, after throwing out the soul-attracting talisman in his hand, Lu Feng wanted to say some pretentious words to perfectly end today's mission.

In the end, whoever wants to...

But "I have no culture in my chest, I can walk the world with a word of shit"!
This comparison, he, Lu, couldn't pretend after all!
(End of this chapter)