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Chapter 493 Revisiting Snow Village (5)
Chapter 493 Revisiting Snow Village ([-])
"Kong Ergou, I can tell you that my inscription is very precious, how can you repay me?"
When he heard that he wanted to repay, Kong Ergou was stunned immediately. He had nothing, so he hurriedly said, "Repay? How do you repay?"
Li Guo signaled Kong Ergou to come over and said his request.
Kong Ergou gritted his teeth, and only asked one question—do you care about the food?
"of course."
*****
On New Year's Eve, the snow village was extremely lively, and the village chief left at 12 o'clock. This time he must invite Li Guo to his home.
When I arrived at the door of Aunt Leng's house, I saw a person standing at the door. When I got closer, it was Kong Ergou, "Hey, it's Chinese New Year's Eve. If you don't go back to your home, what are you doing here? Be a door god."
Haha, the village chief got it right this time. Kong Ergou is really a gatekeeper, the one invited by Li Guo. Li Guo had already guessed that on New Year's Eve, many people would come to invite him.
Kong Ergou took out a piece of paper and handed it to the village head. The village head saw that he was very angry and funny. This is a power of attorney, which is the power of attorney for Li Guo to entrust Kong Ergou to be the temporary "keeper".
The village chief said: "Take chicken feathers as arrows, believe it or not, I will tear them up for you."
Kong Ergou chuckled, "Tear it up."
The village chief was furious, he really didn't dare to tear it up, this is Li Guo's calligraphy, the village chief pointed at Kong Ergou: "You boy, wait."
Unexpectedly, Kong Ergou was not afraid at all today. He took out his mobile phone, and the village chief asked, "What are you doing?"
"Village chief, I have added Director Li's WeChat account, and he said, if someone threatens (xia) you in the future, you can tell me."
"Idiot, that word reads he."
Kong Ergou laughed loudly, "Village chief, are you stupid? I have a mobile phone now, don't I know it?"
As he said that, Kong Ergou clicked on the app of the dictionary, entered the word scare into it, and clicked to read aloud.
"xia,"
"xia,"
"xia,"
Kong Ergou yelled a few times with his mobile phone, and the village chief was really scared away.
After a while, Cui San came to deliver tofu, but Kong Ergou stopped him, "What are you doing?"
"Send tofu."
"You can't enter, even if the Jade Emperor and Guan Erye are here today, you can't enter."
Cui San wasn't in a hurry, he chuckled, "Did Director Li give you a power of attorney?"
"I remember there was a saying on it that idlers are not allowed to come in, except for Cui San."
"Is there?" Kong Ergou thought that he and Li Guo were the most familiar in the world, but this Cui San's tone seemed to be that he and Li Guo were also very familiar, which made him very upset.
Kong Ergou read it again, and there really was such a sentence, so he was unwilling to put Cui San in.
When it was time to eat in the afternoon, Li Zibing gave him a wink, "Li Guo, the door god you found is really useful, and it's clean today."
"Of course, Tang Taizong used Yuchi Jingde and Qin Shubao to watch the door, and I used Kong Ergou to watch the door. They both have the same wisdom."
"Bah, I praised you for being fat, and you're still panting."
Aunt Leng came out of the kitchen and said, "Even if Kong Ergou watched the door for me all day, I wouldn't invite him to a New Year's Eve dinner."
"Li Guo, then go and send him away."
"Damn, I'll do all the bad guys."
"No, you are a bad person in the first place," Aunt Leng and Li Zibing laughed.
Li Guo went out and saw Kong Ergou. As soon as the other party saw Li Guo, he smiled and said: "Director Li, my work is not bad."
"Yes, very competent."
"That's right, nothing else, I'm the best at bombarding people."
"By the way, it's time for you to eat, it's getting late, go back."
Unexpectedly, Kong Ergou laughed, turned around and left, but Li Guo felt embarrassed and shouted, "I'll give you a red envelope, happy new year."
Kong Ergou chuckled, "I can't take the red envelope. I'll be very happy if you can give me the door treasure."
"Take it, I order you."
Kong Ergou had no choice but to leave with the red envelope.
After entering the house, I can finally have a quiet New Year’s Eve dinner. I was disturbed by the village chief four years ago, but this time I won’t.
Aunt Leng picked up the wine glass, "Come on, I wish you two never quarrel."
"I'm afraid this will be very difficult," Li Guo thought, and then raised his glass, "I wish Aunt Leng a long life."
Li Guo took a piece of fish, tasted it, and praised: "Aunt Leng, your cooking skills have improved again."
Aunt Leng chuckled, but Li Zibing had already frowned. In fact, Li Zibing made all these dishes by himself.
"Really? Then you try the pig's trotters."
Li Guo tasted it, "Not bad," and then said to Li Zibing, "Learn a bit, Aunt Leng is a master at cooking."
Li Guo thought that everything was still the same as it was 4 years ago. He didn't expect that Li Zibing's culinary skills have improved by leaps and bounds in recent years.
Every time Li Guo ate a dish, he would praise it. Li Zibing should be happy, but this guy would add a sentence after every compliment—you should learn a little bit, Li Zibing couldn't laugh or cry.
Aunt Leng is an interesting person. She pointed to a plate of pork lungs, "Come on, you won't be able to eat this."
Yeah?Li Guo was very puzzled, what other delicacies he hadn't eaten here, so he took a slice.
"Pig lungs."
Aunt Leng shook her head, "No."
Li Guo ate another slice, "Aunt Leng, don't lie to me, it's pork lung."
"No, it's dog lungs."
Li Zibing chuckled, knowing that Aunt Leng was playing tricks again.
Li Guo was puzzled and puzzled, and joked: "You don't have a wolf's heart, do you?"
"Yes," Aunt Leng pointed to Zhu Xin.
This time Li Guo understood, "Aunt Leng, did I do something wrong?"
"Hehe, I still understand. The dishes on this table are all made of Bingbing. If you can't eat them, do you think you are a wolf?"
Li Guo was a little surprised, he remembered that Li Zibing only knew how to scramble eggs with tomatoes, how could that be?
"Don't you only know how to scramble eggs with tomatoes?"
"Can't I learn?"
Li Guo understood, was moved, and said with a smile, "Aunt Leng is right in criticizing, I accept it humbly."
At this moment, Li Guo's WeChat rang. He picked it up and saw that it was from Kong Ergou, "Guide Li, the village chief said he wanted to beat me up, help me."
Li Guo smiled slightly, "Hold on, help will be here soon."
"I can't stand it anymore, come on."
"The Allied forces have landed in Normandy, you hold on for a while."
"What do you mean, I don't understand."
"Sorry, my data is almost used up, let's talk later."
The other party sent a wailing emoji, and Li Zibing stretched out his head to look at it, and laughed tremblingly, "Are you going to save me?"
"Hehe, auspicious people have their own appearance, let's continue eating."
(End of this chapter)
"Kong Ergou, I can tell you that my inscription is very precious, how can you repay me?"
When he heard that he wanted to repay, Kong Ergou was stunned immediately. He had nothing, so he hurriedly said, "Repay? How do you repay?"
Li Guo signaled Kong Ergou to come over and said his request.
Kong Ergou gritted his teeth, and only asked one question—do you care about the food?
"of course."
*****
On New Year's Eve, the snow village was extremely lively, and the village chief left at 12 o'clock. This time he must invite Li Guo to his home.
When I arrived at the door of Aunt Leng's house, I saw a person standing at the door. When I got closer, it was Kong Ergou, "Hey, it's Chinese New Year's Eve. If you don't go back to your home, what are you doing here? Be a door god."
Haha, the village chief got it right this time. Kong Ergou is really a gatekeeper, the one invited by Li Guo. Li Guo had already guessed that on New Year's Eve, many people would come to invite him.
Kong Ergou took out a piece of paper and handed it to the village head. The village head saw that he was very angry and funny. This is a power of attorney, which is the power of attorney for Li Guo to entrust Kong Ergou to be the temporary "keeper".
The village chief said: "Take chicken feathers as arrows, believe it or not, I will tear them up for you."
Kong Ergou chuckled, "Tear it up."
The village chief was furious, he really didn't dare to tear it up, this is Li Guo's calligraphy, the village chief pointed at Kong Ergou: "You boy, wait."
Unexpectedly, Kong Ergou was not afraid at all today. He took out his mobile phone, and the village chief asked, "What are you doing?"
"Village chief, I have added Director Li's WeChat account, and he said, if someone threatens (xia) you in the future, you can tell me."
"Idiot, that word reads he."
Kong Ergou laughed loudly, "Village chief, are you stupid? I have a mobile phone now, don't I know it?"
As he said that, Kong Ergou clicked on the app of the dictionary, entered the word scare into it, and clicked to read aloud.
"xia,"
"xia,"
"xia,"
Kong Ergou yelled a few times with his mobile phone, and the village chief was really scared away.
After a while, Cui San came to deliver tofu, but Kong Ergou stopped him, "What are you doing?"
"Send tofu."
"You can't enter, even if the Jade Emperor and Guan Erye are here today, you can't enter."
Cui San wasn't in a hurry, he chuckled, "Did Director Li give you a power of attorney?"
"I remember there was a saying on it that idlers are not allowed to come in, except for Cui San."
"Is there?" Kong Ergou thought that he and Li Guo were the most familiar in the world, but this Cui San's tone seemed to be that he and Li Guo were also very familiar, which made him very upset.
Kong Ergou read it again, and there really was such a sentence, so he was unwilling to put Cui San in.
When it was time to eat in the afternoon, Li Zibing gave him a wink, "Li Guo, the door god you found is really useful, and it's clean today."
"Of course, Tang Taizong used Yuchi Jingde and Qin Shubao to watch the door, and I used Kong Ergou to watch the door. They both have the same wisdom."
"Bah, I praised you for being fat, and you're still panting."
Aunt Leng came out of the kitchen and said, "Even if Kong Ergou watched the door for me all day, I wouldn't invite him to a New Year's Eve dinner."
"Li Guo, then go and send him away."
"Damn, I'll do all the bad guys."
"No, you are a bad person in the first place," Aunt Leng and Li Zibing laughed.
Li Guo went out and saw Kong Ergou. As soon as the other party saw Li Guo, he smiled and said: "Director Li, my work is not bad."
"Yes, very competent."
"That's right, nothing else, I'm the best at bombarding people."
"By the way, it's time for you to eat, it's getting late, go back."
Unexpectedly, Kong Ergou laughed, turned around and left, but Li Guo felt embarrassed and shouted, "I'll give you a red envelope, happy new year."
Kong Ergou chuckled, "I can't take the red envelope. I'll be very happy if you can give me the door treasure."
"Take it, I order you."
Kong Ergou had no choice but to leave with the red envelope.
After entering the house, I can finally have a quiet New Year’s Eve dinner. I was disturbed by the village chief four years ago, but this time I won’t.
Aunt Leng picked up the wine glass, "Come on, I wish you two never quarrel."
"I'm afraid this will be very difficult," Li Guo thought, and then raised his glass, "I wish Aunt Leng a long life."
Li Guo took a piece of fish, tasted it, and praised: "Aunt Leng, your cooking skills have improved again."
Aunt Leng chuckled, but Li Zibing had already frowned. In fact, Li Zibing made all these dishes by himself.
"Really? Then you try the pig's trotters."
Li Guo tasted it, "Not bad," and then said to Li Zibing, "Learn a bit, Aunt Leng is a master at cooking."
Li Guo thought that everything was still the same as it was 4 years ago. He didn't expect that Li Zibing's culinary skills have improved by leaps and bounds in recent years.
Every time Li Guo ate a dish, he would praise it. Li Zibing should be happy, but this guy would add a sentence after every compliment—you should learn a little bit, Li Zibing couldn't laugh or cry.
Aunt Leng is an interesting person. She pointed to a plate of pork lungs, "Come on, you won't be able to eat this."
Yeah?Li Guo was very puzzled, what other delicacies he hadn't eaten here, so he took a slice.
"Pig lungs."
Aunt Leng shook her head, "No."
Li Guo ate another slice, "Aunt Leng, don't lie to me, it's pork lung."
"No, it's dog lungs."
Li Zibing chuckled, knowing that Aunt Leng was playing tricks again.
Li Guo was puzzled and puzzled, and joked: "You don't have a wolf's heart, do you?"
"Yes," Aunt Leng pointed to Zhu Xin.
This time Li Guo understood, "Aunt Leng, did I do something wrong?"
"Hehe, I still understand. The dishes on this table are all made of Bingbing. If you can't eat them, do you think you are a wolf?"
Li Guo was a little surprised, he remembered that Li Zibing only knew how to scramble eggs with tomatoes, how could that be?
"Don't you only know how to scramble eggs with tomatoes?"
"Can't I learn?"
Li Guo understood, was moved, and said with a smile, "Aunt Leng is right in criticizing, I accept it humbly."
At this moment, Li Guo's WeChat rang. He picked it up and saw that it was from Kong Ergou, "Guide Li, the village chief said he wanted to beat me up, help me."
Li Guo smiled slightly, "Hold on, help will be here soon."
"I can't stand it anymore, come on."
"The Allied forces have landed in Normandy, you hold on for a while."
"What do you mean, I don't understand."
"Sorry, my data is almost used up, let's talk later."
The other party sent a wailing emoji, and Li Zibing stretched out his head to look at it, and laughed tremblingly, "Are you going to save me?"
"Hehe, auspicious people have their own appearance, let's continue eating."
(End of this chapter)
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