Demon Golden Boots
Chapter 111 Coventry people have two beliefs
Chapter 111 Coventry People Have Two Faiths
There is still one month to go to England, and Liu Yun's devil training has started again!
During the day, Liu Yun received Zhang Yuanshan's physical confrontation ability strengthening training at the training base.In the evening, he will go to Zhang Li to learn English.
After receiving training with the old devil Zhang Yuanshan before, he can still sleep well at night.Now he has to burn the lamp and study English until midnight like a high school student.
Liu Yun firmly believes in a truth, that is, only when one suffers from hardships can one become a better person.There is no unbearable suffering, only unbearable blessings.He gritted his teeth and insisted on completing the training tasks assigned by Zhang Yuanshan. At night, he honestly came to Zhang Li to learn English from scratch.
Zhang Li specially made a small blackboard.In the evening, Zhang Li wrote on the blackboard: "ABCDEFG..." 26 English letters.Liu Yun is holding a small notebook and a pen in his hand like a primary school student.
Daughter Liu Xiaoyan was previewing high school courses.Hao Hexi has already said hello to Yelai High School, and she will start school in a few days.
"Okay, Lao Liu, read after me, A, B, C, D, E, F, G". . . . . .
"Hey, Bi, Xi, Di, Yi, Love, Chicken..."
"Okay, Lao Liu, read after me, My name is HanMeiei."
"Ma, inner mother, eh, Han Meimei."
“My name is Li Leilei“.
"Ma, inner mother, eh, Li Leilei."
"I'M Liu yun, come from China."
"My dear mother, Liu Yun, Cam, rich wood, where to tear it down."
Daughter Liu Xiaoyan couldn't hold back anymore, she laughed loudly: "I said Dad, your English is like the taste of the apple orchard in our hometown in Luzhou~"
. . . . . .
It was 10 o'clock in the evening, and Liu Yun was still silently writing the words she taught at Zhang Li's place.
Daughter Liu Xiaoyan suddenly discovered that her father had fallen asleep sitting upright with a pen in one hand and a notebook in the other!
Just as the daughter was about to wake Liu Yun up, Zhang Li waved at him: "Let your dad sleep, he's too tired."
Zhang Li conveniently put one of her coats on Liu Yun.
Such a scene lasted for 30 nights.
Liu Yun has the unique spirit of people born in the 70s and 1s.In his time, everyone knew a famous saying of a certain great man: [-] years is too long, seize the day.
In a month's time, Liu Yun has mastered some daily expressions and some football terms by relying on his study like a hanging beam.His physical confrontation ability has also made great progress under the training of the devil coach Zhang Yuanshan.
It's finally time to go abroad.
There are too many coincidences in this world.Zhang Li reported to the University of West Midlands on the same day as Liu Yun reported to the Coventry team!In other words, both of them can go to England on the same plane.
Before going to the UK, you have to go to the British Consulate in Zhujiang to apply for a visa.The visa officer at the consulate will ask the applicant some questions face to face.
Liu Yun seems to have found the feeling he had when he took the exam in junior high school.You should know that the visa officer's interview is to some extent a kind of inspection of the applicant by the visa-issuing country.Liu Yun is applying for a labor export visa, and the visa officer will definitely ask him some professional questions related to the industry.
Zhang Li and Liu Yun came to the consulate together.People applying for visas have already lined up in front of the visa officer's office.These days, there are many people who want to go abroad to eat foreign bread.
Zhang Li was in front of Liu Yun.She smiled at Liu Yun and entered the visa officer's office.
How could a talented student like Zhang Li be refused a visa?A few minutes later, she walked out of the visa officer's office smiling.
"Passed?" Liu Yun asked with concern.
"Well, it's passed. It's your turn, Lao Liu, don't be nervous, and answer the visa officer according to the words I taught you in advance." Zhang Li said.
Liu Yun took out a small note with some answers to the visa officer's questions written by Zhang Li.
Liu Yun walked into the visa officer's office.
The visa officer was a middle-aged British man with red hair.The British have a disgusting arrogance.Although their motherland has now been reduced to a second-rate power, most British people still live in the memory of the empire on which the sun never sets.
Liu Yun handed the application to the red-haired visa officer.When the visa officer finally applied, he asked a lot of questions without even looking at it.
Liu Yun only understood one word "AGE" (age).
He replied in broken English: "I, I am 45 years old."
The red-haired visa officer shook his head.What kind of visa should I apply for if I am not good enough in language?He picked up the "rejected" stamp, and was about to stamp it, but found that the visa application said "Go to the Coventry team of the English Football Association Second Division" impressively.
The red-haired visa officer got up and looked at Liu Yun carefully: "You, are you a player?"
Liu Yun finally understood what the visa officer said: "Yes, I am a player."
The visa officer looked excited, and chattered a lot to Liu Yun.
Liu Yun only understood two sentences. The man in front of him was born in Coventry and is a Coventry fan!
The visa officer murmured: "My God, you are 45 years old, and you actually went to play football in the second division! If you are not a genius, you are a liar."
He thought for a moment, and stamped the "PASS" stamp on the application form.Liu Yun's application was successful!
The visa officer shook hands with Liu Yun and said to him: "Congratulations, Mr. Liu Yun. Your visa has been approved."
After Liu Yun shook hands with the visa officer, he turned around and was about to leave, but the visa officer stopped him:
"Mr Liu Yun, Coventry people have two religions. One is Catholicism and the other is football. For God's sake, don't tarnish the Coventry people's faith. Otherwise I will be an accomplice to liars. "
Liu Yun only understood the word "football" in this passage.He nodded to the visa officer and left the office.
Once out of the visa officer's office, Zhang Li came up: "Old Liu, how are you?"
Liu Yun replied: "Passed! The British are really interesting. I just said yes, I am a player, and he said a lot of things to me."
After completing the visa application at the consulate, Liu Yun and Zhang Li came to Yelai High School.It was lunch time, Liu Yun and Zhang Li found Liu Xiaoyan.
Liu Yun looked at his daughter lovingly: "Xiaoyan, you are a big girl now, you have to take care of yourself while Dad is going to England."
Liu Xiaoyan puffed out her chest, and said to her father solemnly: "Dad, don't worry, I can take care of myself. You have to work hard in England! Score well! Let's do it, if you can't score fifty goals, don't Come back and see me!"
Zhang Li flicked her best friend's head: "Xiao Xiaoyan, do you know what it means to score fifty goals? Your request is too harsh!"
Liu Xiaoyan had a smirk on her face: "Sister Zhang, you also help me take care of my dad in England."
. . . . . . .
On the eve of going abroad, Liu Yun tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep.Bored in every possible way, he flipped through his Splash V blog.
After Liu Yun's operation in the media by Xu Wen, his fans increased dramatically.Now it is close to ten million.
Liu Yun posted a Weibo: "Middle age, unknown country, unknown journey, unknown adventure...Thanks to those who have helped me."
A few minutes later, this Weibo was forwarded hundreds of thousands of times.However, the Internet is like an endless sea, and there are all kinds of fish, turtles, shrimps and crabs in it.The famous comedian Zhou Bobo from Shanghai started to talk cheap again, and posted a Weibo sneer at Liu Yun, to the effect that football in Huaguo stinks, don't throw it abroad if you are ashamed.
Liu Yun heard Zhao Qiyou say a wise saying: Lions don't care about dogs barking.
It's just a clown, so don't talk to him.Playing football well and achieving good results will naturally shut up these boring people.
Thinking of this, Liu Yun turned off the phone, turned off the lights and went to sleep.
How could Liu Yun have imagined that someone would slap Zhou Bobo in the face for him.
The person who slapped Liu Yun in the face was the American police.A few hours after Zhou Bobo mocked Liu Yun on Weibo, he was arrested by local police in the United States for possession of drugs and guns.
"Non-famous cross talk actor" Guo Degang later posted on Weibo to make up for it:
"Eating garlic is vulgar. Taking drugs is elegant."
Well, in the upper right corner of the PC interface, there is a score.Help score, thank you.
(End of this chapter)
There is still one month to go to England, and Liu Yun's devil training has started again!
During the day, Liu Yun received Zhang Yuanshan's physical confrontation ability strengthening training at the training base.In the evening, he will go to Zhang Li to learn English.
After receiving training with the old devil Zhang Yuanshan before, he can still sleep well at night.Now he has to burn the lamp and study English until midnight like a high school student.
Liu Yun firmly believes in a truth, that is, only when one suffers from hardships can one become a better person.There is no unbearable suffering, only unbearable blessings.He gritted his teeth and insisted on completing the training tasks assigned by Zhang Yuanshan. At night, he honestly came to Zhang Li to learn English from scratch.
Zhang Li specially made a small blackboard.In the evening, Zhang Li wrote on the blackboard: "ABCDEFG..." 26 English letters.Liu Yun is holding a small notebook and a pen in his hand like a primary school student.
Daughter Liu Xiaoyan was previewing high school courses.Hao Hexi has already said hello to Yelai High School, and she will start school in a few days.
"Okay, Lao Liu, read after me, A, B, C, D, E, F, G". . . . . .
"Hey, Bi, Xi, Di, Yi, Love, Chicken..."
"Okay, Lao Liu, read after me, My name is HanMeiei."
"Ma, inner mother, eh, Han Meimei."
“My name is Li Leilei“.
"Ma, inner mother, eh, Li Leilei."
"I'M Liu yun, come from China."
"My dear mother, Liu Yun, Cam, rich wood, where to tear it down."
Daughter Liu Xiaoyan couldn't hold back anymore, she laughed loudly: "I said Dad, your English is like the taste of the apple orchard in our hometown in Luzhou~"
. . . . . .
It was 10 o'clock in the evening, and Liu Yun was still silently writing the words she taught at Zhang Li's place.
Daughter Liu Xiaoyan suddenly discovered that her father had fallen asleep sitting upright with a pen in one hand and a notebook in the other!
Just as the daughter was about to wake Liu Yun up, Zhang Li waved at him: "Let your dad sleep, he's too tired."
Zhang Li conveniently put one of her coats on Liu Yun.
Such a scene lasted for 30 nights.
Liu Yun has the unique spirit of people born in the 70s and 1s.In his time, everyone knew a famous saying of a certain great man: [-] years is too long, seize the day.
In a month's time, Liu Yun has mastered some daily expressions and some football terms by relying on his study like a hanging beam.His physical confrontation ability has also made great progress under the training of the devil coach Zhang Yuanshan.
It's finally time to go abroad.
There are too many coincidences in this world.Zhang Li reported to the University of West Midlands on the same day as Liu Yun reported to the Coventry team!In other words, both of them can go to England on the same plane.
Before going to the UK, you have to go to the British Consulate in Zhujiang to apply for a visa.The visa officer at the consulate will ask the applicant some questions face to face.
Liu Yun seems to have found the feeling he had when he took the exam in junior high school.You should know that the visa officer's interview is to some extent a kind of inspection of the applicant by the visa-issuing country.Liu Yun is applying for a labor export visa, and the visa officer will definitely ask him some professional questions related to the industry.
Zhang Li and Liu Yun came to the consulate together.People applying for visas have already lined up in front of the visa officer's office.These days, there are many people who want to go abroad to eat foreign bread.
Zhang Li was in front of Liu Yun.She smiled at Liu Yun and entered the visa officer's office.
How could a talented student like Zhang Li be refused a visa?A few minutes later, she walked out of the visa officer's office smiling.
"Passed?" Liu Yun asked with concern.
"Well, it's passed. It's your turn, Lao Liu, don't be nervous, and answer the visa officer according to the words I taught you in advance." Zhang Li said.
Liu Yun took out a small note with some answers to the visa officer's questions written by Zhang Li.
Liu Yun walked into the visa officer's office.
The visa officer was a middle-aged British man with red hair.The British have a disgusting arrogance.Although their motherland has now been reduced to a second-rate power, most British people still live in the memory of the empire on which the sun never sets.
Liu Yun handed the application to the red-haired visa officer.When the visa officer finally applied, he asked a lot of questions without even looking at it.
Liu Yun only understood one word "AGE" (age).
He replied in broken English: "I, I am 45 years old."
The red-haired visa officer shook his head.What kind of visa should I apply for if I am not good enough in language?He picked up the "rejected" stamp, and was about to stamp it, but found that the visa application said "Go to the Coventry team of the English Football Association Second Division" impressively.
The red-haired visa officer got up and looked at Liu Yun carefully: "You, are you a player?"
Liu Yun finally understood what the visa officer said: "Yes, I am a player."
The visa officer looked excited, and chattered a lot to Liu Yun.
Liu Yun only understood two sentences. The man in front of him was born in Coventry and is a Coventry fan!
The visa officer murmured: "My God, you are 45 years old, and you actually went to play football in the second division! If you are not a genius, you are a liar."
He thought for a moment, and stamped the "PASS" stamp on the application form.Liu Yun's application was successful!
The visa officer shook hands with Liu Yun and said to him: "Congratulations, Mr. Liu Yun. Your visa has been approved."
After Liu Yun shook hands with the visa officer, he turned around and was about to leave, but the visa officer stopped him:
"Mr Liu Yun, Coventry people have two religions. One is Catholicism and the other is football. For God's sake, don't tarnish the Coventry people's faith. Otherwise I will be an accomplice to liars. "
Liu Yun only understood the word "football" in this passage.He nodded to the visa officer and left the office.
Once out of the visa officer's office, Zhang Li came up: "Old Liu, how are you?"
Liu Yun replied: "Passed! The British are really interesting. I just said yes, I am a player, and he said a lot of things to me."
After completing the visa application at the consulate, Liu Yun and Zhang Li came to Yelai High School.It was lunch time, Liu Yun and Zhang Li found Liu Xiaoyan.
Liu Yun looked at his daughter lovingly: "Xiaoyan, you are a big girl now, you have to take care of yourself while Dad is going to England."
Liu Xiaoyan puffed out her chest, and said to her father solemnly: "Dad, don't worry, I can take care of myself. You have to work hard in England! Score well! Let's do it, if you can't score fifty goals, don't Come back and see me!"
Zhang Li flicked her best friend's head: "Xiao Xiaoyan, do you know what it means to score fifty goals? Your request is too harsh!"
Liu Xiaoyan had a smirk on her face: "Sister Zhang, you also help me take care of my dad in England."
. . . . . . .
On the eve of going abroad, Liu Yun tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep.Bored in every possible way, he flipped through his Splash V blog.
After Liu Yun's operation in the media by Xu Wen, his fans increased dramatically.Now it is close to ten million.
Liu Yun posted a Weibo: "Middle age, unknown country, unknown journey, unknown adventure...Thanks to those who have helped me."
A few minutes later, this Weibo was forwarded hundreds of thousands of times.However, the Internet is like an endless sea, and there are all kinds of fish, turtles, shrimps and crabs in it.The famous comedian Zhou Bobo from Shanghai started to talk cheap again, and posted a Weibo sneer at Liu Yun, to the effect that football in Huaguo stinks, don't throw it abroad if you are ashamed.
Liu Yun heard Zhao Qiyou say a wise saying: Lions don't care about dogs barking.
It's just a clown, so don't talk to him.Playing football well and achieving good results will naturally shut up these boring people.
Thinking of this, Liu Yun turned off the phone, turned off the lights and went to sleep.
How could Liu Yun have imagined that someone would slap Zhou Bobo in the face for him.
The person who slapped Liu Yun in the face was the American police.A few hours after Zhou Bobo mocked Liu Yun on Weibo, he was arrested by local police in the United States for possession of drugs and guns.
"Non-famous cross talk actor" Guo Degang later posted on Weibo to make up for it:
"Eating garlic is vulgar. Taking drugs is elegant."
Well, in the upper right corner of the PC interface, there is a score.Help score, thank you.
(End of this chapter)
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