Demon Golden Boots

Chapter 115 The Runaway British Granny
The blue flow of people finally gathered in front of the Ricoh Stadium.The surrounding area of ​​Ricoh Stadium is literally an ocean of blue.The fans of the Coventry team sang "Go, Coventry", and the momentum was overwhelming.

Liu Yun felt so small in the crowd.Like a drop in a blue ocean.

In Huaguo, it is impossible to imagine that a small city with a population of only 30 can have such a football atmosphere.It is even more unimaginable that people in a city have such enthusiasm for teams in the fourth tier league.

Even an old English lady of Mrs Hudson's age is enthusiastic.What a magic football is here.

In the blue ocean, a stream of yellow people gradually mixed in.This flow of people is not much, only 2000 people.The yellow stripes on their jerseys indicate that they are fans of the visiting team.

The yellow flow of people seems to be in harmony with the blue ocean, and the two sides are automatically separated by a distance of 30 meters.

Then, another scene that surprised Liu Yun and Zhang Li happened.

Both sides began singing songs that insulted the opposing team.British fans never swear by words, but by singing.

"Coventry is raised by a group of dogs~mothers~. The players all suffer from seven-year itch~lice~! Old George's father washes the ass of a big stupid elephant, and his mother is a woman who has lost her foot~"Oxford United The fans sang the unbearable swear words with a rhythmic tune.

"Oxford United is playing, and they are playing~ shit! Yellow shit players eat shit yellow shit! Oxford United, they lose every week, Oxford United, they lose every week!" Coventry couldn't bear to show weakness, He also responded with swear words.

When Zhang Li translated the lyrics to Liu Yun, Liu Yun was quite surprised.Originally, he thought that the fans of the two teams were singing songs to cheer for the team.Where did I expect the lyrics to be so sharp.

A few hours ago, Alger, an English gentleman who was teaching his youngest son to be polite to guests; The shy Luke, and the cute little Manny who was cute a few hours ago, all seem to be different people at the moment.Gritting their teeth, they sang obscene songs that insulted Oxford United.

The old woman, Mrs. Hudson, sang hoarsely: "Oxford United is a bunch of shit, they eat shit every week. Eat shit, Oxford United, eat shit, Oxford United! Their mothers wash orangutans, ** *Monkeys soothe their moms. Eat shit, Oxford United, eat shit, Oxford United."

Liu Yun was secretly startled, didn't he say that the British are both gentlemen and ladies?I really didn't expect that once they got outside the stadium, they all became blatant cursing shrews.

Zhang Li seemed to see Liu Yun's doubts, and he said to Liu Yun: "Don't be surprised. Isn't it said that in the UK, football is a gentleman's sport for hooligans, and rugby is a hooligan sport for gentlemen? The British are usually too gentle, only on weekends. You can vent when you watch football. For them, perhaps football is not just a belief, but a way of life.”

Liu Yun thought about it carefully, and Zhang Li's words made sense.

Liu Yun was watching the wonderful scolding between the fans of the two teams, but saw Mrs. Hudson and her daughter-in-law Gloria walking into the TESCO supermarket next to the stadium. TESCO supermarket is a well-known cheap supermarket in the UK, with chains all over the UK.

Not long after, Mrs. Hudson and Gloria walked out of the supermarket carrying a bag of tomatoes.Many Coventry fans around them also bought piles of tomatoes from TESCO supermarket.

Mrs. Hudson distributed the tomatoes to her son, daughter-in-law, grandson, Liu Yun and Zhang Li.

Liu Yun thought it was a British custom to eat tomatoes before watching the game?So do as the Romans do, Mrs. Hudson stopped him as soon as he put the tomato to his mouth.Alger, his wife and son looked at Liu Yun and laughed.

Mrs. Hudson said: "Boy, this tomato is not for you! It's a Coventry kiss for the people of Oxford!"

Liu Yun didn't know what a "Coventry kiss" was.

Alvin turned around and threw tomatoes at the Oxford United fans like a grenade.Mrs. Hudson, Gloria, Luke, and Manny threw "Coventry kisses" at Oxford United fans one after another.

Zhang Li smiled at Liu Yun: "It seems that we can only go to the countryside and do as the Romans do."

After speaking, Zhang Li also threw out the tomato.Liu Yun followed closely and also threw the tomato.

Alger's youngest son, Luke, is only seven or eight years old. He is a white and tender young British lady. After throwing out the tomato, he solemnly extended his middle finger towards the Oxford United, and shouted in a childish voice: "Try it!" Taste the Coventry kiss, Oxford jackass!"

The fans of Oxford United were attacked by a burst of tomatoes from the Blue Army and immediately organized a counterattack.Each of them carried two eggs with them, and the eggs flew to the blue side.

Oxford United fans shouted: "Greetings from Oxford! Enjoy Coventry Bungies!"

Unfortunately, Liu Yun hit the "egg", and an egg hit him on the shoulder impartially.

Alger laughed loudly: "Liu, your luck is too good. Getting hit on the shoulder by an enemy's weapon will bring you good luck!"

Liu Yun thought to himself, just now the fans of the two teams insulted each other with such unsavory language, and now they are attacking each other, and a large-scale brawl will definitely break out next.

I never thought that after the "Kiss of Coventry" and "Greetings from Oxford" were over, the fans of the two teams lived in peace and went about their own business like people who have nothing to do.

There are countless open-air coffee shops outside the stadium, with countless small round tables and parasols.

Coventry fans and Oxford fans, who were still in the same situation just now, went to the open-air coffee shop to order beer, coffee, and cupcakes and wait for the stadium to open.Even some Oxford fans and Coventry fans sat at a table, drinking beer and coffee.

Mrs. Hudson's family, Liu Yun and Zhang Li also found a table and sat down.

Liu Yun asked Mrs. Hudson with some doubts: "Old man, the fans of the two teams were about to fight just now, why..."

Mrs. Hudson smiled and said nothing, and her son Alger explained: "Liu, this is our football tradition."

Liu Yun was a little surprised: "I thought a fight would break out."

Alger took a sip of black coffee and said with a smile: "No. Fights always only happen after the game, not before the game. And this game is not a battle of mortal enemies. It will only happen after a battle of mortal enemies Massive brawl."

Liu Yun asked curiously: "What is the battle of deadly enemies?"

Alger replied: "Every British team has one or several of its own rivals. For example, Manchester United's rivals are Liverpool and Leeds United. Chelsea's rivals are Fulham. Tottenham's rivals are Charlton."

Liu Yun nodded: "Is it the relationship between Barcelona and Real Madrid?"

Alger nodded.

Liu Yun asked: "Then who is Coventry's sworn enemy?"

Little Manny was drinking a glass of milk, white milk all over his lips.Little Manny said, "Of course it's the Portsmouth bastard!"

Mrs. Hudson wiped the milk from her lips for her little grandson: "That's right, Coventry's sworn enemy is Portsmouth. As far back as I can remember, Coventry's sworn enemy has always been Portsmouth."

Liu Yun sighed: "So, the grievances between the two teams have lasted for more than half a century?"

Alger replied: "Now Portsmouth is at the top of the list this year. We will play against them at home in two rounds. I will not let my mother and wife and Manny Jr. come to the stadium. It is estimated that there will be a fight after the game." Yes. Only adult men can go to watch the battle of deadly enemies, and women and children are not allowed to enter."

Alger's eldest son Luke asked his father: "Can I watch the battle of the deadly enemy this year?"

Although Luke was only sixteen or seventeen years old, he was tall and strong with a strong physique.

Alger looked at his son and replied, "Okay. You have grown up. I will allow you to come to the Ricoh Stadium with me for this year's game against the Portsmouth Bastards."

Liu Yun sighed in his heart, the British football culture is really interesting.

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