Demon Golden Boots
Chapter 131 Big Mouth, Quickly Kiss Your Partner’s Ass
Chapter 131 Big Mouth, Quickly Kiss Your Partner’s Ass
In the UK, parades and rallies are not only legal, but upon application, the British police will even send mounted police to protect the parade.
Such a parade is now gathered in front of the England Football Association in London.
Most of the people who participated in the parade were fans of Coventry's arch-enemy Portsmouth.These fans held banners and asked the FA to conduct a doping test on Liu Yun, and demanded that once it was confirmed that Liu Yun had taken doping, the Coventry team would be disqualified from the second division.
Liu Yun humiliated league leaders Portsmouth at the Ricoh Stadium a fortnight ago.In the last game, Coventry swept Doncaster away under the leadership of Liu Yun. The wild words of Deng Fei, the big-mouthed commentary department of SKY TV's English League Two, reminded the Portsmouth fans.
That's right, the 45-year-old player can perform miracles repeatedly in the league, he must have taken doping!Portsmouth fans have now concluded that Liu Yun has taken doping.The biggest purpose of their parade is not to ask the FA to conduct a urine test on Liu Yun, because the media has revealed that the FA will definitely conduct a urine test on Liu Yun.The biggest purpose of their coming here is to petition the FA. Once it is confirmed that Liu Yun has taken banned drugs, they will cancel their rivals Coventry's league qualification!
Coventry Club received an official notice from the Football Association, asking Liu Yun to rush to London for a urine sample test.
Old George and Liu Yun went to London together.He will also go to the FA to participate in the draw for the FA Cup.
When Old George, Liu Yun, and translator Zhang Li came to the gate of the FA, they happened to meet Portsmouth fans who came here to petition.
Portsmouth fans recognized George Sr. and Yun Liu.They yelled loudly:
"Eastern liar, damn yellow people go back to China!"
"Liar team Coventry get out of League Two!"
A group of Portsmouth fans were passionate. Fortunately, this was in central London, and a large number of policemen maintained order.The number of these fans was only one or two hundred, and they did not make any extraordinary moves.
Entering the FA headquarters, the old George made it easier for Liu Yun and Zhang Li to part ways.He went to the Cup Department to participate in the lottery ceremony, while Liu Yun and Zhang Li went down to the Doping Control Center of the Fair Play Department under the guidance of the staff.
The inspection center conducted a series of testing items on Liu Yun, including urine routine, midstream urine culture, three-cup urine test, Addie's count, and urine protein quantification.The sample analysis of the doping urine test is very fast, and the results will be available within an hour and a half.
Liu Yun finished the inspection and came to the hall with Zhang Li.Old George has already participated in the lottery.
Old George asked Liu Yun: "Did the inspection go well?"
Liu Yun smiled: "With a clear conscience, it will naturally go well. The people from the Fair Play Department said that the results can be obtained in one and a half hours."
Old George nodded and said: "Sir Anderson from the Fair Play Department told me that the FA has also organized a special press conference for your urine test results. After the urine test results come out, they will be announced at the press conference as soon as possible." .”
Liu Yun asked Old George again: "Coach, how about our lottery? Is it going well?"
Old George said angrily: "It's bad luck. Our opponent in the first round is still the mortal enemy Portsmouth!"
There is something called fate in football.The grievances between rival teams are sometimes really unclear.Two weeks ago, Coventry had just comeback and beat Portsmouth at home. Who would have thought that the two teams would meet again in the first round of the FA Cup with a single-elimination system?
The FA Cup is divided into eight rounds.In the first two rounds, it was the leagues below the British Championship level fighting each other.Premier League and Championship teams will join the competition in the third round.League Two belongs to England's fourth-tier league, so the goal of all League Two teams is to reach the third round and compete with the Championship and Premier League teams.For a mid-upstream team like Coventry, being able to reach the third round is the biggest victory.
The results of Liu Yun's urine sample can be obtained within one and a half hours.Old George, Liu Yun, and Zhang Li simply sat in the hall, waiting for the results of the examination.
The three chatted for a while first.Then each took out their mobile phones to pass the time.
Liu Yun swiped Weibo for a while, and the headline on Shuihua Weibo today was: "Yesterday, the female anchor Qiqi of the Gouya platform was sent to the intensive care unit for emergency treatment because of a live broadcast of a python entering her body. This is fake news. The police informed that the female anchor has been criminally detained by the Handong police for disseminating pornography.”
Liu Yun used a dog to search for a long time before he figured out what is meant by "boa constrictor entering the body".He flipped through the full text of Weibo again.It turned out that half a year ago, a certain female anchor on the Donkey Fighting platform live-streamed eels into the body and became popular on the Internet, and Su Ziqiang's former mistress Qiqi also wanted to follow suit.She seemed to think that the rice field eel was not thick enough or long enough, so she directly used a python instead.
Liu Yun smiled wryly, I really don't know what's going on in Huaguo today!Those honest youthful girls, in order to be famous and make money, don't even talk about face, they don't even want their lower bodies!
Liu Yun was disgusted by this news, and quickly closed Splash Weibo.
Zhang Li answered an email with her mobile phone, and then said to Liu Yun: "Old Liu, I just received a notice from the University of West Midlands that I will start classes in five days. After I leave, you will be on your own!" When learning a foreign language, the language environment is very important. You are already in the UK and have a good language environment. You have laid some foundations in the past two months, and I believe you will be able to master English proficiently.”
Liu Yun gratefully said to Zhang Li: "Thank you. Thank you very much."
Zhang Li smiled: "Thank you? It's not free, you paid the rent for me at Mrs. Hudson's side during this period."
An hour and a half later, the urine test results came out.The FA Fair Play held a press conference in its conference room.Because the news that "the 1-year-old Huaguo player is suspected of taking doping" spread all over Facebook, which attracted the attention of countless England fans, so there were many authoritative football players such as the Sun, the Guardian, and the Mirror who participated in the press conference. newspaper.
Liu Yun, Old George, and Zhang Li came directly to the press conference and sat in the last row.
For doping urine tests in the sports world, if the athletes being tested have ghosts in their hearts, they generally dare not directly participate in the press conference where the results are announced.
Liu Yun has a clear conscience and a magnanimous heart, so he can go there calmly.
Sir Anderson, the director of the Fair Play Department, took an envelope and solemnly announced to the reporters: "Through the urine routine, mid-section urine culture, urine three-cup test, Addie's count, and urine protein of Coventry player Liu Yun Quantified the five inspections, and concluded that Liu Yun has not taken any synthetic cholesterol, sympathomimetic amines, caffeine, or miscellaneous central nervous system stimulants within two years."
After officially announcing the result, Sir Anderson added: "The player is innocent."
After Sir Anderson finished speaking, he walked off the press platform, and the director of the Fair Play Department answered questions from reporters.
Anderson smiled at Coventry coach George Sr. in the back row as he stepped off the press platform.Old George nodded to him.Then, Old George shook hands with Liu Yun: "Congratulations, Liu, you have finally proved your innocence."
But Liu Yun said: "There is nothing worthy of congratulations. Those who clean up clean up themselves."
Zhang Li said on the side: "I really want to see now...whether that big-mouthed football commentator Deng Fei on SKY TV will fulfill his promise and kiss his partner Bob's ass."
On that day, Deng Fei vowed that if Liu Yun hadn't taken doping, he would kiss his partner Bob's ass.Now that Liu Yun has proved his innocence, what awaits Deng Fei will be the huge ass of his fat partner Bob.
(Thanks to KISSME for the reward of 1000 starting coins today, and thanks to Jiuerlu for the reward of 1000 starting coins. Thank you, I am a big bookworm, for the reward of 500 starting coins today. This book has already been listed on the new book list, and the final result is a new book The second place on the list, second only to my friend Yuan Gulai's "NBA Wanjie Mall". Looking forward to the release on Bayi!)
(End of this chapter)
In the UK, parades and rallies are not only legal, but upon application, the British police will even send mounted police to protect the parade.
Such a parade is now gathered in front of the England Football Association in London.
Most of the people who participated in the parade were fans of Coventry's arch-enemy Portsmouth.These fans held banners and asked the FA to conduct a doping test on Liu Yun, and demanded that once it was confirmed that Liu Yun had taken doping, the Coventry team would be disqualified from the second division.
Liu Yun humiliated league leaders Portsmouth at the Ricoh Stadium a fortnight ago.In the last game, Coventry swept Doncaster away under the leadership of Liu Yun. The wild words of Deng Fei, the big-mouthed commentary department of SKY TV's English League Two, reminded the Portsmouth fans.
That's right, the 45-year-old player can perform miracles repeatedly in the league, he must have taken doping!Portsmouth fans have now concluded that Liu Yun has taken doping.The biggest purpose of their parade is not to ask the FA to conduct a urine test on Liu Yun, because the media has revealed that the FA will definitely conduct a urine test on Liu Yun.The biggest purpose of their coming here is to petition the FA. Once it is confirmed that Liu Yun has taken banned drugs, they will cancel their rivals Coventry's league qualification!
Coventry Club received an official notice from the Football Association, asking Liu Yun to rush to London for a urine sample test.
Old George and Liu Yun went to London together.He will also go to the FA to participate in the draw for the FA Cup.
When Old George, Liu Yun, and translator Zhang Li came to the gate of the FA, they happened to meet Portsmouth fans who came here to petition.
Portsmouth fans recognized George Sr. and Yun Liu.They yelled loudly:
"Eastern liar, damn yellow people go back to China!"
"Liar team Coventry get out of League Two!"
A group of Portsmouth fans were passionate. Fortunately, this was in central London, and a large number of policemen maintained order.The number of these fans was only one or two hundred, and they did not make any extraordinary moves.
Entering the FA headquarters, the old George made it easier for Liu Yun and Zhang Li to part ways.He went to the Cup Department to participate in the lottery ceremony, while Liu Yun and Zhang Li went down to the Doping Control Center of the Fair Play Department under the guidance of the staff.
The inspection center conducted a series of testing items on Liu Yun, including urine routine, midstream urine culture, three-cup urine test, Addie's count, and urine protein quantification.The sample analysis of the doping urine test is very fast, and the results will be available within an hour and a half.
Liu Yun finished the inspection and came to the hall with Zhang Li.Old George has already participated in the lottery.
Old George asked Liu Yun: "Did the inspection go well?"
Liu Yun smiled: "With a clear conscience, it will naturally go well. The people from the Fair Play Department said that the results can be obtained in one and a half hours."
Old George nodded and said: "Sir Anderson from the Fair Play Department told me that the FA has also organized a special press conference for your urine test results. After the urine test results come out, they will be announced at the press conference as soon as possible." .”
Liu Yun asked Old George again: "Coach, how about our lottery? Is it going well?"
Old George said angrily: "It's bad luck. Our opponent in the first round is still the mortal enemy Portsmouth!"
There is something called fate in football.The grievances between rival teams are sometimes really unclear.Two weeks ago, Coventry had just comeback and beat Portsmouth at home. Who would have thought that the two teams would meet again in the first round of the FA Cup with a single-elimination system?
The FA Cup is divided into eight rounds.In the first two rounds, it was the leagues below the British Championship level fighting each other.Premier League and Championship teams will join the competition in the third round.League Two belongs to England's fourth-tier league, so the goal of all League Two teams is to reach the third round and compete with the Championship and Premier League teams.For a mid-upstream team like Coventry, being able to reach the third round is the biggest victory.
The results of Liu Yun's urine sample can be obtained within one and a half hours.Old George, Liu Yun, and Zhang Li simply sat in the hall, waiting for the results of the examination.
The three chatted for a while first.Then each took out their mobile phones to pass the time.
Liu Yun swiped Weibo for a while, and the headline on Shuihua Weibo today was: "Yesterday, the female anchor Qiqi of the Gouya platform was sent to the intensive care unit for emergency treatment because of a live broadcast of a python entering her body. This is fake news. The police informed that the female anchor has been criminally detained by the Handong police for disseminating pornography.”
Liu Yun used a dog to search for a long time before he figured out what is meant by "boa constrictor entering the body".He flipped through the full text of Weibo again.It turned out that half a year ago, a certain female anchor on the Donkey Fighting platform live-streamed eels into the body and became popular on the Internet, and Su Ziqiang's former mistress Qiqi also wanted to follow suit.She seemed to think that the rice field eel was not thick enough or long enough, so she directly used a python instead.
Liu Yun smiled wryly, I really don't know what's going on in Huaguo today!Those honest youthful girls, in order to be famous and make money, don't even talk about face, they don't even want their lower bodies!
Liu Yun was disgusted by this news, and quickly closed Splash Weibo.
Zhang Li answered an email with her mobile phone, and then said to Liu Yun: "Old Liu, I just received a notice from the University of West Midlands that I will start classes in five days. After I leave, you will be on your own!" When learning a foreign language, the language environment is very important. You are already in the UK and have a good language environment. You have laid some foundations in the past two months, and I believe you will be able to master English proficiently.”
Liu Yun gratefully said to Zhang Li: "Thank you. Thank you very much."
Zhang Li smiled: "Thank you? It's not free, you paid the rent for me at Mrs. Hudson's side during this period."
An hour and a half later, the urine test results came out.The FA Fair Play held a press conference in its conference room.Because the news that "the 1-year-old Huaguo player is suspected of taking doping" spread all over Facebook, which attracted the attention of countless England fans, so there were many authoritative football players such as the Sun, the Guardian, and the Mirror who participated in the press conference. newspaper.
Liu Yun, Old George, and Zhang Li came directly to the press conference and sat in the last row.
For doping urine tests in the sports world, if the athletes being tested have ghosts in their hearts, they generally dare not directly participate in the press conference where the results are announced.
Liu Yun has a clear conscience and a magnanimous heart, so he can go there calmly.
Sir Anderson, the director of the Fair Play Department, took an envelope and solemnly announced to the reporters: "Through the urine routine, mid-section urine culture, urine three-cup test, Addie's count, and urine protein of Coventry player Liu Yun Quantified the five inspections, and concluded that Liu Yun has not taken any synthetic cholesterol, sympathomimetic amines, caffeine, or miscellaneous central nervous system stimulants within two years."
After officially announcing the result, Sir Anderson added: "The player is innocent."
After Sir Anderson finished speaking, he walked off the press platform, and the director of the Fair Play Department answered questions from reporters.
Anderson smiled at Coventry coach George Sr. in the back row as he stepped off the press platform.Old George nodded to him.Then, Old George shook hands with Liu Yun: "Congratulations, Liu, you have finally proved your innocence."
But Liu Yun said: "There is nothing worthy of congratulations. Those who clean up clean up themselves."
Zhang Li said on the side: "I really want to see now...whether that big-mouthed football commentator Deng Fei on SKY TV will fulfill his promise and kiss his partner Bob's ass."
On that day, Deng Fei vowed that if Liu Yun hadn't taken doping, he would kiss his partner Bob's ass.Now that Liu Yun has proved his innocence, what awaits Deng Fei will be the huge ass of his fat partner Bob.
(Thanks to KISSME for the reward of 1000 starting coins today, and thanks to Jiuerlu for the reward of 1000 starting coins. Thank you, I am a big bookworm, for the reward of 500 starting coins today. This book has already been listed on the new book list, and the final result is a new book The second place on the list, second only to my friend Yuan Gulai's "NBA Wanjie Mall". Looking forward to the release on Bayi!)
(End of this chapter)
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