Demon Golden Boots

Chapter 269 Manchester United, Return of the King

At the end of the game, Manchester United swept the Hammers to help West Ham United 6:0 in the Theater of Dreams.

It was a f*cking weekend for Manchester United fans.

These Red Devils fans know in their hearts that the King Manchester United in the Ferguson era and the King Manchester United in the Busby era are back in the Theater of Dreams!

Needless to say the striker, the magical old lieutenant used a magical hat-trick to let them know why he can lead a League Two team to win the FA Cup.Lukaku is well-deserved black and hard, and scored twice to prove that 7500 million pounds are worth it.

The combination of Pogba and Matic's double midfielder made Manchester United's kidney straighten up!The combination of these two guys can be called as stable as a dog.

The defense led by captain Valencia on the field is also impenetrable.

Coupled with Rashford and Mkhitaryan on the wing (Chinese people call them Shitford and Messi his mother), Manchester United fans seem to have seen that this season, Manchester United has killed the Quartet on all fronts. Scenes.

"Glory to Man Utd! Glory to Man Utd! Glory to Man Utd! The Reds march on like those Busby boys. Let's fly the Red Devils flag!"

The singing of "Glory to Manchester United" echoed in the theater of dreams!

At the post-match press conference, coach Mourinho took captains Valencia, Lukaku and Liu Yun to participate.

Liu Yun and Lukaku became the protagonists of the press conference.

"Hi Lukaku, I'm a reporter from The Guardian. As we all know, Manchester United paid a sky-high transfer fee of 7500 million pounds for your arrival. You successfully proved your worth in this game. How do you feel now?"

Lukaku smiled and said: "It feels good. It's really good. The fans in Dream Theater are very enthusiastic. My teammates are very good, oh, especially the old lieutenant. His super lob in his own half will become my career. The most impressive memory of my career."

"Hi old lieutenant, I'm a reporter from The Times. I scored a hat-trick when I came off the bench in the first round of the Premier League. How do you feel now?"

Liu Yun's answer was quite humorous: "Does it feel like it? It's like my second aunt put a piece of rock candy in my mouth when I was 7 years old."

"Chick, chirp, chirp," all the reporters applauded for Liu Yun's humorous and warm answer.

"Hi Coach Mourinho, I'm a reporter from the BBC. May I ask what your thoughts were when you replaced an old lieutenant with no experience in the top league in the crucial first round of the Premier League?"

In addition to the nickname "Magic Bird", Mourinho also has a nickname that is even louder-"Madman"!His speech has always been domineering.

When a BBC reporter asked a question, Mourinho showed his arrogance: "No top league experience? You know, the old lieutenant just won the FA Cup more than three months ago! Do you know what a great player is? ?”

Mourinho pointed to Liu Yun: "He is a great player! Matthews from Huaguo! Manchester United's Sten submachine gun! The reason why I sent him on the bench is because I know the strength of this player Oh, everyone here knows that the FA has revised the rules of the Reserve League because of him, right? He can be called a restricted player! His performance on the field today fully demonstrates this point!"

The BBC reporter nodded, but said in his heart: Madman, madman, are you blowing up again now?The FA revised the reserve team league rules for the old lieutenant because the old lieutenant was in the Manchester United reserve team at the time.If you are really optimistic about him, why did you send him to the reserve team?Didn't the old lieutenant step by step from the reserve team to the first team through his own efforts?

"The Sun" deserves to be the most authoritative football news in the UK.

The Sun prostitute asked: "Old Lieutenant, what is the meaning of your celebration after scoring the second goal?"

Liu Yun smiled and told the truth: "I have an agreement with my fiancée and daughter. If I score in the Premier League match at Old Trafford, my fiancée will marry me."

The "Sun" prostitute seemed to have dug a gold mine, and he asked like a cannonball: "Who is your fiancee? Which supermodel? A certain movie star? Or which socialite?"

Liu Yun replied solemnly: "My fiancée's name is Isabella, who is the founder and manager of the Coventry Orphanage."

Most of the girlfriends and wives of Premier League stars are supermodels, movie stars, and singers. The prostitute of The Sun has heard for the first time that the fiancée of a hat-trick Premier League player has turned out to be a philanthropist.

One question after another hit Mourinho, Liu Yun, and Lukaku.West Ham coach Bilic and England goalkeeper Joe Hart seemed to be the foils at the press conference.

The football field is a place where the winners are princes and the losers are thieves.What media cares about losers?
The press conference was over, and it was time for frantic locker room celebrations.

As soon as Mourinho, Liu Yun, Lukaku, and captain Valencia entered the locker room, they were hit by champagne rain!

Pogba and Matic, the black and white two hard men, each with a large bottle of champagne, sprayed fiercely at Liu Yun, Lukaku, and Mourinho.

Pogba is so happy!Thanks to my wit, the first thing I did in the next game was to open a bet on who would score a hat-trick first between Liu Yun and Lukaku.A small profit of 250 pounds made up half of the last loss!

The most unlucky player in Manchester United at this time should be Juan Mata, who is undergoing an emergency X-ray scan.He played well in the main position. How could he have thought that because of this injury, he would only be able to play as the substitute of the old lieutenant Liu Yun for a long time to come?

In the evening, the stars of Manchester United also had a grand team celebration PARTY.Liu Yun told his teammates that he could not participate.His reason is very good: I want to go back and agree with my fiancée on the specific date of marriage!

Isabella's car was parked outside Old Trafford.

The press conference + locker room celebration took a full 2 ​​hours.Isabella and Liu Xiaoyan fell asleep leaning against each other in the car.

Liu Yun knocked on the car window, and Isabella woke up and opened the car door.

Isabella drove the old-fashioned Rover, and the family of three drove to the seaside villa.

When passing through the urban area, Liu Yun saw fans wearing Manchester United jerseys celebrating wildly on both sides of the road.There was a smile on everyone's face.

This may be the greatest charm of football-bringing happiness to people.

Liu Yun tentatively asked Isabella: "What, Isabella, you understand my second celebration. When do you think it is best?"

Isabella pretended to be calm and replied: "What kind of celebration? You mean wearing a ring? Oh, are you getting married? Just set a date at random."

Liu Xiaoyan, the little princess with a poisonous tongue, immediately interjected: "Hey~ My Aunt Isabella, my future mother. You are very calm now. I don't know who just burst into tears on the ground in excitement. Lose!"

(End of this chapter)