Demon Golden Boots

Chapter 364 Super Invincible Farce

Premier League winter break begins.

Liu Yun's family and Qu Bai flew directly to Yanjing on a British Airways flight.

In Yanjing, Qu Bai's uncle, Mr. Qu from Qizhi Investment, warmly invited Liu Yun's family to have a sumptuous lunch.Then he enthusiastically dispatched his own driver to drive Liu Yun's family back to his hometown in Handong at high speed.

Once in the village, Liu Yun was taken aback.The small courtyard of the second aunt's house disappeared, and a beautiful three-story small western-style building was replaced by it.

Liu Yun suddenly remembered that Zhang Qing, the boss of Bairun Group, had promised to build a small western-style building for the second aunt's house.It seems that Zhang Qing has fulfilled his promise.

"Second aunt, second uncle, I'm back!" Liu Yun pushed open the door of the small western building and shouted loudly.

Whether it is a small farmyard or a small western-style building, as long as the family is there, it is home.

Isabella's belly was already protruding.Liu Xiaoyan helped her pregnant British mother into the small western-style building.

"Yunzi is back!" The second aunt came out of the room tremblingly.

"Where is the second uncle?" Liu Yun asked.

The second aunt said: "Knowing that you are back, he went to the town to catch a big market and buy delicious food."

Not long after, the second uncle rode a bicycle and returned home.On the handlebar of the bicycle hangs a vegetable basket.

Second aunt and second uncle entered the kitchen and were busy.After a while, stewed pork ribs with wild vegetables, fried crucian carp, grilled green carp, and steamed hairy crab. . . .A series of authentic Handong delicacies were served on the table.

When Liu Yun returned to his hometown in Handong, he originally wanted to spend a quiet vacation and stay at home with the two elderly people.But how can a Premier League superstar enjoy the quiet vacation of ordinary people?
All Chinese media flocked here.Even the CCTV Football Night column team sent an interview team.

The second aunt's house has almost become the scene of the press conference.

The second aunt is very happy, her nephew is promising.If he is worthless, how can so many reporters interview him?
Two days before returning home, Liu Yun dealt with various media during the day, and the reporters did not leave until 8:[-] pm.All the hotels in the town followed Liu Yun's lead, and they were full every day.

On the third day, a guest came to Liu Yun's house—Zhang Qing, the boss of Handong Bairun Group.

After all, Zhang Qing built a small western-style building for his second aunt's house.Liu Yun warmly received him.

Everyone sat down and drank a cup of tea. Zhang Qing explained his intention: "Brother Liu, when your contract with the Coventry team expired, you chose to stay in Europe and did not return to Handong Bairun. Looking at it now, it was right." choice. Today I come here to ask for you."

Liu Yun asked: "Mr. Zhang, please tell me."

Zhang Qing said: "That's it. Tomorrow is the last round of the Chinese League One. Our Handong Bairun is now ranked third, with the same points as the second-ranked Jiangsu and Zhejiang Shahaha team, but only one goal difference behind. We will play against each other tomorrow. The game of Master Donkey in Jinmen is Handong Bairun's final battle to reach the Super League. I hope you, a Manchester United superstar, can come to the scene and cheer for our hometown team!"

This is not an excessive request.Liu Yun readily agreed: "Okay, I will definitely be there."

Zhang Qing added: "It would be even better if both Mrs. Liu's wife and daughter could go. You know, your daughter is currently nicknamed Little Princess Manchester United. The entire Hua Kingdom knows about it."

Liu Xiaoyan said: "Dad, I'll go. After the game, I can go and see my classmates in Jingzhou."

Zhang Qing said: "Haha, that's great. With the support of the old Manchester United lieutenant's family, I think our Handong Bairun team will definitely win the game."

The next day, Zhang Qing sent a special car to take Liu Yun's family to Jingzhou.

The home field of Handong Bairun team is located in Jingzhou City Stadium.

Zhang Qing personally led Li Yun's family to visit Bairun's home court.After the visit, Zhang Qing said to Liu Yun: "This competition is too important. I invited the masters from Tsingyi Temple of Funiu Mountain to do a blessing ceremony at the city stadium. It will start soon, let's participate together."

Liu Yun was surprised when he heard this.Blessing ceremony before the game?Thinking about the news about Falang Sports, Liu Yun became indifferent.The news of Falang Sports has repeatedly said that some Huachao teams have asked monks and Taoists to hold blessing ceremonies before the game.There is another talk here, the northern team loves to invite Taoist priests to do things.Southern teams like to invite monks to perform ceremonies.Huachao's Lingnan duo don't believe in monks or priests, they only believe in Fengshui.Every time there is an important game, there must be some five elements and eight trigrams in the stadium. . . .

Liu Yun agreed to Zhang Qing's suggestion out of curiosity.Follow Zhang Qing to the center of the city stadium.

The blessing ceremony of the Handong Bairun team is more like a farce.

On the arc in the middle circle of the city stadium, there is an offering table for the Eight Immortals.There are pig's head, sheep's head and so on. . . . .A donkey's head? !

In Huaguo culture, there is a saying that the three animals connect to the sky.In ancient times, three animals, pigs, cows, and sheep, were sacrificed to heaven.

However, this is the first time I have heard of the donkey's head.

Next to the table for the Eight Immortals, there are two large flagpoles, and the flagpoles are covered with spells.

A middle-aged man in a yellow Taoist robe was holding a mahogany sword.There is a seventeen or eighteen-year-old Taoist boy on each side, holding a bell in his hand.

A group of players and staff members of the Handong Bairun team stood in line.

The blessing ceremony has officially begun!
The old Taoist in the middle held a mahogany sword, jumping around like crazy.He muttered in his mouth: "The sky is lingling, the earth is lingling, the Supreme Lord will show up soon, Handong Bairun will definitely win~ I must win, I must win!"

The old-fashioned lines still rhyme.

Liu Xiaoyan whispered to her father, "Dad, why does that old man seem to be dancing awkwardly?"

Liu Yun quickly told his daughter to shut up: "Don't talk, just watch."

The old Taoist waved his mahogany sword and pointed at the dog's head on the altar: "Wow, Taiji produces Liangyi, Liangyi produces Sixiang, Sixiang produces gossip, gossip determines good and bad, good and bad determine great cause! Taishang Laojun bless you! Cut down Jin The donkey's head of the donkey master! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"

The two Taoist boys waved the bells in their hands, cooperating with the spells of the old Taoist.

The old Taoist danced and stabbed the donkey's head on the altar with his mahogany sword repeatedly.

Liu Yun suddenly felt sick.Could it be that the Huaguo Club's game was won by some feudal superstition that these ghosts and snakes practiced before the game?
But what kind of blessing ceremony are you doing, at least make it decent?Liu Yun feels like a master of rural dance.

Zhang Qing looked at Liu Yun in embarrassment.He himself felt the power of this prayer. . . . .Kind of like a farce.

At the end of the ceremony, Zhang Qing said to Liu Yun: "Brother Liu, don't laugh at me. This is what we do in Huaguo. For this kind of thing, I'd rather believe it than believe it."

Turning his head, Zhang Qing scolded his assistant: "I told you to find an expert. Is this an expert you are looking for? How come you look like a great dancer in the country."

The assistant quickly explained: "Mr. Zhang, this expert from the Tsingyi Temple on Funiu Mountain is very effective. Although his prayer rituals are a bit... unbelievable. But he... is really an expert."

How did Zhang Qing know that his assistant took [-]% of the practice fee kickback from the old man. . . . .

Liu Yun persuaded himself in his heart: Chinese people have been doing this since ancient times.This has nothing to do with the game.

Liu Yun really wanted to see whether the technical and tactical level of the Huaguo League, where player prices are now skyrocketing, has really improved.

(The fat author said that this chapter is not nonsense. In the last round of a certain Super League, a certain team invited Taoist priests to do it before the game. A certain university is the birthplace of Fengshui metaphysics in the Super League.)
(End of this chapter)